A Black Lady Sketch Show: Courtroom Kiki (Full Sketch) | HBO


♪ (“THE BIG ONE” BY ALAN TEW
PLAYS) ♪ (HUMMING) -Hey, girl.
-(SNICKERS) Oh, black girl magic for real. -That’s right.
-I know. (CHUCKLING) Well, good morning. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) God is good? -ALL: All the time.
-STENOGRAPHER: Amen. Apologies for my tardiness,
Your Honor. My client was stuck
in a revolving door. What in the… baby hair? It’s a black lady courtroom! Black lady courtroom. ALL: (CHANTING)
Black lady courtroom! -Okay!
-STENOGRAPHER: Black lad– -Oh.
-Mm-hmm. Yeah,
y’all shouldn’t be dancing. I have been sitting
in this courtroom for 20 years,
and I have never seen– -I’m sorry, Your Honor–
-Melanin this poppin’! (ALL LAUGHING) Cicely Tyson
would be very proud. -DEFENSE: Thanks, Your Honor.
-Why would she be proud of that? Alright. I’d like to call this
evidentiary hearing to order in the civil matter
of Trina’s Vintage Furniture versus Sweet Song restaurant. First order of business… do you queens want
to get lunch after this? (LAUGHTER) I would like to submit
to the court that… Your Honor is welcome to dine
at Sweet Song anytime! Objection, Your Honor. Dining at defendant’s restaurant
would be prejudicial. You right. But if you do go, plaintiff’s
counsel likes to eat too. -(LAUGHTER)
-Ha-ha! Sustained. Excuse me,
this isn’t professional– Uh, you know what, Trina?
Trina, let me handle this. -Okay? I got it. I got you.
-Rude. (CLEARS THROAT)
Unfortunately, my clients were unable to attend
this hearing, but I’m sure
they would appreciate it if we took some time to… find out how my girl over there
got her goddess locks so right! -(SQUEALS) Thank you!
-I see you, I see you. I’m suing her clients
and I still feel the need to tell you that they would not
appreciate that. -It–
-Why would you say that? -That doesn’t help your case.
-Because they wouldn’t. -Counselors, approach the bench.
-See? Thank you, judge!
Get them together please. -Ma’am.
-LAWYER: Hush, courtroom. You guys can approach too. -Me too, Your Honor?
-JUDGE: You too, girl. -She needs to approach–
-(CHATTER, LAUGHTER) We made it! So where did y’all
go to law school? -Oh, USC.
-I knew you looked familiar. What y’all talking about? Well, I’m going to
USC undergrad. Are any of you Greek? AKA, first and finest. Oh, wow! What y’all touch about?! Black girl magic, man!
Okay, look. -Take this photo.
-Now y’all taking a selfie. Oh, put that Valencia filter on,
girl. We lit!
We lit. We so lit. Good side bar, ladies. You know, can you airdrop that
to me? -Absolutely.
-God bless y’all. Your Honor, my client, who clearly does not understand
the historicness of this moment, recently reupholstered
several high-end chairs for the defense,
and was not paid for her work. No disrespect
to my sister-in-law… -Get it?
-That’s cute. DEFENSE:
But the plaintiff never actually completed the work in question. If it pleases the court,
I’d like to consult exhibit B. Take your time. In fact, you’ll see
there are no chairs, and if there’s no place
to sit, you must acquit. That’s a solid Cochran. All right. Okay. (CHUCKLING) But as you can see
from my supplemental exhibit G, my client clearly posted
time-stamped photos of the chairs on Instagram. Defense counsel clearly
just removed them from her pic. (LAUGHING)
You tried it, sis. You right,
I’m a fool for that one. All right, the defense photos
are deemed inadmissible and I hereby deem
this courtroom ready to kiki. -Black lady courtroom!
-What does that mean? ALL: (CHANTING)
Black lady courtroom! -Black lady courtroom!
-Okay, I don’t understand. Does this mean
that it’s just over? -Yeah, and you won.
-I won? -Uh-huh.
-Oh shit! Thank you, judge! Okay, also, thank you, me. ALL: (CHANTING)
Black lady courtroom! Black lady courtroom!
Black lady courtroom! Ladies, ladies! (YELPS) Anybody got any Carmex? They don’t have any over
at the white man’s courtroom. Well you know I just happen
to have some in my bra, boo. Help yourself.
Black lady courtroom. ALL: Black lady courtroom!
Black lady courtroom!

100 comments

  • Paris Armstrong

    "What in the Baby hair"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Reply
  • Giselle Caproni

    I watch this sketch everyday. It's my favorite!!

    Reply
  • ็Ÿฅๅคข

    I'd be actting the same way

    Reply
  • Moon Maddox

    Anyone notice the โ€œBlack Lady Courtroomโ€ for the unfortunate and unforgettable case of Botham Jean?

    Reply
  • Moon Maddox

    โ€œSister In Law.โ€ Get it? ๐Ÿคฃ

    Reply
  • John Fomon

    I think this is hilarious

    Reply
  • tubeyhamster

    Ha ha sustained!

    Reply
  • Samy Marthy

    Who else comes back to this video every once in a while just to feel good about life ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ

    Reply
  • AY- B

    I LOVE THIS CLIP!!

    Reply
  • Agriope 23

    They had me at "All the time" cause I yelled out "Hey!" This was sooo good because it is sooo true. I want to get the selfie too!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜โคโค๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

    Reply
  • Unlimited Ink and Paper

    The only thing this sketch is missing is Annalise Keating

    Reply
  • Stand For Something Positive

    I'm obsessed with this episode. Over the last or so I've watched this at least a hundred times.๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ I love it!!!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

    Reply
  • Rossa R

    Love this

    Reply
  • Gary Wright

    I just love my sistas ! I feel sometimes as a bm the love is not mutual towards us…. allegedly.

    Reply
  • Charita Patrick

    ๐ŸŽผ๐ŸŽผ๐ŸŽผI Been Singing Black Lady Court Room๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽต For The Past Few Weeks And My Black Ass Don't Even Work In The Courtroom๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€ Yo This Is Catchy๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’–

    Reply
  • kikiwest2001

    โ€œPut that Valencia filter on girl, we LITโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Reply
  • IntellectualRadio

    Replace judge Judy with this please.

    Reply
  • jamie lunes

    Ambur

    Reply
  • Harman Gill

    I love this

    Reply
  • Seana Alexander

    Best sketch ever!

    Reply
  • Portrait of Asha

    Lol, this sketch hit different after Botham Jean's trial. Sometimes even representation can't save us.

    Reply
  • Michelle Mthembu

    I watch this at least 5 times a day…

    Reply
  • Monametsi Ramokate

    hell i am loving this you go girls
    hashtag black lady courtroom
    M'KAY bitches be hating and whatever go fuck youselves bitches
    that is indeed a historical moment damn

    Reply
  • DAMISA JOAN

    โ€˜No disrespect to my sister-in-lawโ€™ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Reply
  • Palesa Motaung

    Black Lady Courtroom ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ

    Reply
  • Shay Boogie

    But them goddess locks tho..: ๐Ÿ˜

    Reply
  • pwrhouse81

    Stuck in a revolving door??๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ I love everything about this!!!

    Reply
  • Nonjabuliso Tebenguni Nxumalo

    shout out to all my melanin sisters from a black young lady about to graduate from law school all the way from South Africa. This is just beautiful.

    Reply
  • K Young

    "What in the baby hair.." "HA.. Sustained!!". My favorite lines!!

    Reply
  • Deb Gibson

    This is FIYA!!! He Soror Yvette๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’š

    Reply
  • Kara Kara

    I died when the judge was hitting the hammer on the thing in her hands๐Ÿ˜

    Reply
  • Fanesse G

    "HAHA!! SUSTAINED!"

    Reply
  • Kay A

    Robin Thede is mixed how is she in a black lady courtroom? Lol anyways great skit

    Reply
  • Russenka

    I felt so warm and happy inside by how much fun they were having

    Reply
  • August Laveau

    Ha Ha! Sustained!! I love this

    Reply
  • Peter Labat

    Love the sketch. But to be real the other guy shoulda asked for Elmer's cocoa butter lip balm, cuz that shit is the tittys! But I guess you can only drop so many jewels in one sketch

    Reply
  • Danielle Danielle

    We do do that lol! Thatโ€™s why I donโ€™t understand when other black women say โ€œblack Women donโ€™t like each otherโ€ dassa lie! ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐ŸŽตBlack lady courtroom๐ŸŽต๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€โš–๏ธ AND OT BUGS THE SH!T OUT OF NON BLACK WOMEN LOL ๐Ÿ˜†

    Reply
  • Hillary D

    It's the BEST feeling to see another black woman in a predominately white field.

    Reply
  • Hillary D

    omg the immense joy (almost) everyone had for each other <3. i was smiling through the whole skit.

    Reply
  • Heather Peterson

    Sister in LAW!!! Omg I love this had me rolling

    Reply
  • Lamar AC West

    Let me find out Robin has a donk. <3

    Reply
  • daguchful

    How primitive to base so much on your skin color and gender.

    Reply
  • Harman Gill

    3:56 – I died!

    Reply
  • Erina Kironde

    I loooveee itttt!

    Reply
  • Hey Young World

    Oooh when I walk into my white ass classes and I see some of my sisters itโ€™s immediate I know this gon be lit.

    Reply
  • Tanya Perrier

    Crying ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

    Reply
  • Shanna Sansom

    CARMAX!!!!!!!

    Reply
  • Nicola Marsh

    Funny as hell!

    Reply
  • mphephu sessie

    "what in the baby hair" ๐Ÿ˜‚

    Reply
  • Kandibliss86

    Why she humming, time on my hands ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ in the beginning ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

    Reply
  • Traci Jehan Watley

    "My client was stuck in a revolving door…" this is why she couldn't understand the significance of the situation. She was stuck on stupid.

    Reply
  • G FK

    "What in the baby hair?"
    LOVE THIS SHOW! So glad they are coming back for season 2!
    And on that note when is the next season of Insecure coming???

    Reply
  • Meriam ching yong Meriamland

    What in the baby hair. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

    Reply
  • BxBella Morena

    "What in the baby hair?" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Reply
  • Sa'id Armor

    Very enjoyable.

    Reply
  • Jacob

    This show is affirming to me as a gay guy too. Love seeing the positivity.

    Reply
  • diulikadikaday

    taptaptap

    rude

    taptaptap

    Reply
  • Ferrari Lamborghini

    this my favorite ๐Ÿ˜‚โ—๏ธ

    Reply
  • ghluedmo ghlued

    I love seeing Quinta more and more , she grew so much

    Reply
  • Ephodza Poullard

    I NEEED a tutorial on those goddess locs. Please and thank you.
    Like before Saturday.

    Reply
  • Keisha Hughley

    Black lady courtroom

    Reply
  • Wren Romero

    HaHA Sustained!! ๐Ÿ˜‚

    Reply
  • Mr. Amushu

    I REALLY thought the man was about to be a stripper lmao

    Reply
  • Kenyatta Y. Dawson

    I just had a mental orgasm thinking about this moment happening in my professional space.

    Reply
  • ItsDeidre B

    That girl with the finger waves is gourgeous

    Reply
  • pavo6503

    Now you see, as a white man I noticed that the dark skinned woman (the plaintiff) was all professional but all the light skinned ladies were clowns.

    I see what they did there. I'm woke too.

    Reply
  • Mugz Muhammad

    HAHAAAA SUSTAINED ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

    Reply
  • The Cat Without A Tail

    This shit is funny.

    Reply
  • Darlene Crosby

    Love it ๐Ÿ’•

    Reply
  • Nicholicious89

    Can we make everyone in the USA watch this?

    Reply
  • Sihle Nala

    Iโ€™ve watched this sketch at least 20times this month ๐Ÿคฃ

    Reply
  • RL

    This was pretty dope and funny ๐Ÿ˜‚ Reminds me of a true story that came from my Alma Mater, North Carolina Central University. Four black friends made the news for entering law school together and made a pact to graduate and together, and they did. I believe they all eventually became judges in different jurisdictions and one became a judge out of state. Proud of the culture and I hope this trend continues. Nice to see some good comedy from the melanated sisters!

    Reply
  • Nory-Chan

    Sister in law! ๐Ÿคฃ

    Reply
  • Craig Washington II

    By far my favorite sketch from the show

    Reply
  • Georgia Dufresne

    I ABSOLUTELY LOVED THIS SKETCH ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’• BLACK LADY COURTROOM. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

    Reply
  • Chamira Jones

    The guard shoulda asked for Vaseline ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

    Reply
  • Ms. Idell

    โ€œBut if you do go plaintiffs counsel like to eat tooโ€
    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ yess girl

    Reply
  • Charismatic Entertainment

    I'm a white gay guy, somehow I feel all of this… Snap

    Reply
  • Chicken Nuggets

    Please hire Debra Wilson.

    Reply
  • Robert Alvarez

    Does not get old! And now IKNOW I lost count of how many times I have watched this video!

    And yes, this time I did the "Black Lady Court Room (clap clap)" chant!

    Reply
  • mommipreneur

    ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

    Reply
  • keimil outlaw

    In Living color with a female star studded cast.

    Reply
  • Esther Opoku

    Hahaha "I've never been up there…" @2:07; she is too funny, love her!

    Reply
  • Kayla Johnson

    Omg HELEN

    Reply
  • Black Panther

    From the UK this is funny! Very clever sketch. Just subscribed because of this.

    Reply
  • kettle chips

    I kinda feel this is how tv in the eighties was.

    Reply
  • K Aquila

    Quinta looks soooo good.
    The makeup really suits her

    Reply
  • nat lock

    I Lost It when they took the Selfie LoL ๐Ÿ˜†

    Reply
  • G FK

    "My client was stuck in a revolving door."

    Reply
  • Tim T

    Was enjoying it til I heard profanity.

    Reply
  • michele33 S

    I love my sisters flava!

    Reply
  • Slappy

    Blacks: Acting like clowns.
    Also blacks: "Nobody takes us seriously because of racism."

    Reply
  • Kendrick Bell

    My sister in LAW๐Ÿ˜‚

    Reply
  • Roxa S

    Too funny! Reminds me of when my daughter and I had a sista moment when we were in Japan. My daughter and I were going up an escalator and two black women were on the other side escalator going down. We all saw each other at the same time, and reach over and laughed while smacking each other's hands.

    Reply
  • Casie Domingos

    You tried it sis
    Yeah I was a fool for that one
    Hahahaha this is my favourite skit ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜ญ

    Reply
  • yknight

    Too funny they twerking!

    Reply
  • Lehakwe Lesetla

    I like this one…so funny!

    Reply
  • jaybyrd_18

    This video was a whole fucking vibe

    Reply
  • Dorantay Watkins

    They need to make more we need this I love y'all

    Reply
  • Cleo SMITH

    I'm studying to become a lawyer. By God's Grace, I will be. Lemmie tell allyou, it's not even going to be about getting Justice for clients anymore. Now I'm aspiring to get this Black Lady Courtroom justice in my black lady life. โค๏ธ This is the sketch I'm most fond of so far. โค๏ธ

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *