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This is of the utmost importance
to national security. Are you sure you can handle it? Oh. Oh, I’m not–
I work in IT. I’m not a spy. It’s me. I’m the agent.
I’m Trinity. So, yeah. Trinity is incredible.
Her regular-looking face makes her nearly invisible
in the field, but around here,
she’s a real legend. Sorry to interrupt,
it’s Trinity’s birthday. -Can you sign her card?
-I’m– I’m sitting right here. Oh. Well, you can sign it, too. Just drop it by my desk
when you’re done, okay? Make sure not to tell Trinity.
Shh. Just tell me about the mission. CIA DIRECTOR:
The syndicate’s cover business
is a record label called We Do International Crimes
Records. Pew, Pew, Pew. Oh, it’s pronounced
“Prrw, Prrw, Prrw.” We’ll need you to gain access
to the building, which isn’t going to be easy. Their security is tighter
than Jada Pinkett’s mom’s abs. -(WINCES) Tight.
-Mm. Last week, a top-level agent
was at a place like that and just walked right in.
It was Agent– Trinity. No, that’s not it. We need to obtain a hard drive
from Reynaldo Artiste’s office. You may know him
as Larceny-O Hall. He invented going “Skrrt”
on records. Oh, he also runs
the international crime ring. Reynaldo has
a private security guard who’s so off the grid, the CIA has not been able
to ascertain anything about him. We’ve given him a code name:
Invisible Man. The only thing we do know…
he’s deadly. ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ He’ll never even know
I was there. Oh, I know where
I know you from. You’re my son’s
kindergarten teacher. You know me from meeting me
a minute ago. Here. At the CIA. No… (KEY CARD BEEPS) ♪ (SMOOTH MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ ♪ (MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY) ♪ -I’m in.
-♪ (MUSIC RESUMES) ♪ -♪ (MUSIC ENDS) ♪
-INVISIBLE MAN:You ain’t slick.I see you, Trinity.The Invisible Man
is a woman? A black woman?
Do we know each other? INVISIBLE MAN:
I’ve been watching you
for a very long time.-(GUN CLICKS)
-INVISIBLE MAN: Uh-uh!I wouldn’t do that
if I were you.Set off any of the sensorsand the room will fill
with nerve gas.You’ll be dead in 30 seconds.(MANIACAL LAUGHTER) (LAUGHTER CONTINUES)Good luck, sis.♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ ♪ (MUSIC ENDS) ♪ ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ ♪ (MUSIC ENDS) ♪ Ugh, what are you
supposed to be? Like my evil twin or something? Don’t flatter yourself. I actually have a face shape
that can carry off this haircut. Do you, though? You know I’m gonna have
to kill you now, right? Not if I kill you first. (GRUNTING) Ouch! -(GRUNTING)
-Ow! Wow. You’re good. Yeah, I haven’t had to fight
like this in years. The last time I fought
an assassin, he saw some chick
with a long weave down the block -and he just… wandered away.
-Wandered away. Yeah. Hey. Stop fighting. Do you like working
for Reynaldo? I mean, we grew up together,
and I really care about him. Oh, honey. No matter how good
you get at this, it’s not gonna get him
to notice you. (WEAKLY) I know. Look, I’m just here
for a hard drive, okay. Give it to me, Reynaldo
goes down for this alone, and the CIA never has to hear
about you. I’ll give you
a five-minute head start to do what you do best.
Disappear. -Top left drawer.
-What? Damn. She’s good.