A Black Lady Sketch Show: Invisible Spy (Full Sketch) | HBO


This is of the utmost importance
to national security. Are you sure you can handle it? Oh. Oh, I’m not–
I work in IT. I’m not a spy. It’s me. I’m the agent.
I’m Trinity. So, yeah. Trinity is incredible.
Her regular-looking face makes her nearly invisible
in the field, but around here,
she’s a real legend. Sorry to interrupt,
it’s Trinity’s birthday. -Can you sign her card?
-I’m– I’m sitting right here. Oh. Well, you can sign it, too. Just drop it by my desk
when you’re done, okay? Make sure not to tell Trinity.
Shh. Just tell me about the mission. CIA DIRECTOR:
The syndicate’s cover business
is a record label called We Do International Crimes
Records. Pew, Pew, Pew. Oh, it’s pronounced
“Prrw, Prrw, Prrw.” We’ll need you to gain access
to the building, which isn’t going to be easy. Their security is tighter
than Jada Pinkett’s mom’s abs. -(WINCES) Tight.
-Mm. Last week, a top-level agent
was at a place like that and just walked right in.
It was Agent– Trinity. No, that’s not it. We need to obtain a hard drive
from Reynaldo Artiste’s office. You may know him
as Larceny-O Hall. He invented going “Skrrt”
on records. Oh, he also runs
the international crime ring. Reynaldo has
a private security guard who’s so off the grid, the CIA has not been able
to ascertain anything about him. We’ve given him a code name:
Invisible Man. The only thing we do know…
he’s deadly. ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ He’ll never even know
I was there. Oh, I know where
I know you from. You’re my son’s
kindergarten teacher. You know me from meeting me
a minute ago. Here. At the CIA. No… (KEY CARD BEEPS) ♪ (SMOOTH MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ ♪ (MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY) ♪ -I’m in.
-♪ (MUSIC RESUMES) ♪ -♪ (MUSIC ENDS) ♪
-INVISIBLE MAN:You ain’t slick.I see you, Trinity.The Invisible Man
is a woman? A black woman?
Do we know each other? INVISIBLE MAN:
I’ve been watching you
for a very long time.
-(GUN CLICKS)
-INVISIBLE MAN: Uh-uh!I wouldn’t do that
if I were you.
Set off any of the sensorsand the room will fill
with nerve gas.
You’ll be dead in 30 seconds.(MANIACAL LAUGHTER) (LAUGHTER CONTINUES)Good luck, sis.♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ ♪ (MUSIC ENDS) ♪ ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ ♪ (MUSIC ENDS) ♪ Ugh, what are you
supposed to be? Like my evil twin or something? Don’t flatter yourself. I actually have a face shape
that can carry off this haircut. Do you, though? You know I’m gonna have
to kill you now, right? Not if I kill you first. (GRUNTING) Ouch! -(GRUNTING)
-Ow! Wow. You’re good. Yeah, I haven’t had to fight
like this in years. The last time I fought
an assassin, he saw some chick
with a long weave down the block -and he just… wandered away.
-Wandered away. Yeah. Hey. Stop fighting. Do you like working
for Reynaldo? I mean, we grew up together,
and I really care about him. Oh, honey. No matter how good
you get at this, it’s not gonna get him
to notice you. (WEAKLY) I know. Look, I’m just here
for a hard drive, okay. Give it to me, Reynaldo
goes down for this alone, and the CIA never has to hear
about you. I’ll give you
a five-minute head start to do what you do best.
Disappear. -Top left drawer.
-What? Damn. She’s good.

100 comments

  • Sasha V

    OMG yessssss!!! GINA TORRES AND KELLY ROWLAND!!!! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!! πŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ™ŒπŸΎβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ

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  • Keisha O.

    the double dutching across the red sensor beams has me weak

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  • Phoenixsky_13

    aww this made me kind of sad

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  • Charles Haire

    That was really good and really funny.

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  • Kevin Bailey

    This is brilliant

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  • polylife101

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • sisgeee

    as a fat black woman with curly hair JUST like that, i feel seen…but attacked

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  • Lotteley Moore-Daigle

    Glad to see Kelly Rowland

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  • Amari_ Lombardi

    NICOLE BYER! SHE'S UNDERATED! I'D LOVE TO SEE HER IN MOVIES OR ON SNL

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  • Mister Natural

    BLSS might be the new In Living Color.

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  • RandomNest

    Nailed It!

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  • lokeyme46

    How did I NOT know this show exist?? Its amazing!!!😊

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  • Chanda Oton

    This was supper dope!

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  • FUNNYMAN ERICWHITE

    funny show lol

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  • jarrel benbow

    That laugh had me fucked up

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  • ririririPXN

    I mean… just brilliant. Brilliant πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • Pretty Face Ash

    I didn’t know this was a thing. I’m so glad I went to the comments πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ˜©

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  • SoFreshGirl 510

    Uh uh she was playing jump rope with the light beams πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • SoFreshGirl 510

    " security is tighter than Jada Pinket's mom's ass." πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • kandillishis

    I've been binge watching these skits and I love how everyone's hair is laid… not one tacky low budget wig unless it's supposed to be that way πŸ˜„.

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  • AAron Thom

    Kelly Rowland has transformed into a stunningly beautiful women! She was always cute, but she’s found perfection with age 😲

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  • Von Harris

    Kelly Rowland though β€οΈπŸ™ŒπŸΎ

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  • amber_denise 88

    Kelly Rowland 😍😍❀❀❀❀ oh yea funny sketch also..lol.

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  • mekani phiri

    Good luck sis

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  • Great Gowns Beautiful Gowns

    Damn kelly looks goodT!!

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  • woodyjonz

    Omg. I am LOVING the guests!!!!!! Genius.

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  • woodyjonz

    LMAO…..NICOOOOOOLE!!!!!!

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  • GenkaiTaughtMe

    how am i just finding out about this series?!?! lmao

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  • clarity

    So the shimmy and raised hand clap move she did right before double dutchin is from a legendary music video but I can't place it…Thriller?? Remember the Time?? Somebody help!!

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  • Kenzi J

    Today I learned that "pew pew pew" is spelled the same way as "pew pew pew". Man do I feel like an idiot for misspelling it all this time.

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  • Young MerakiMuse

    0:45–0:48 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β€Heavy Black Cologne” And β€œMixtapes Everywhere”

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  • Franklin Sanders

    Phenomenal sisters! Cant nobody touch yall!

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  • StrawberryGoldd

    Quinta aged big time

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  • Bie M

    "The security is tighter than Jada Pinkett's mom" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • MrFrownfelter

    this shyt is hilarious lol

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  • PlayerMick -

    this is the type of shit we are suppose to laugh at in a safe PC culture.

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  • triniboy05

    She could’ve just walked behind the desk, and avoided the lasers, no? Worth the double-Dutch though.

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  • QQ AA

    Hillarious!!!

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  • T -Royalty77

    I’m a black girl and I Rooooooooockkkk!!!❀️✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾

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  • PrettyAwesomeJM

    I would’ve laughed at this if it wasn’t my painful reality. Doesn’t help that I used to work in marketing in Miami. No one ever remembered me. My name would be on the list for all the hot clubs and the talent would have to come out and let it in because the bouncers would give me a hard time. It was ridiculous.

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  • KhoPhi

    That bending of laser to form skipping rope technology is so revolutionary.

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  • Yashar

    Love these sketches

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  • Nicholicious89

    Too real

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  • Karen Lum

    Whoever plays Trinity is amazing!!! They need to get her on more sketches.

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  • Vincent Taylor

    Please, can we make this into a full length movie?!

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  • Jasmin vom Walde

    Can we have this as a series? ^^

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  • Reginald Yang'

    Gina Torres agreed to do this? LOL! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • Reginald Yang'

    Gina Torres agreed to do this? LOL! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • Reginald Yang'

    Gina Torres agreed to do this? LOL! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • dddsb

    Fresh, talented and seriously funny.

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  • Mahammadou Tunkara

    Damn

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  • Manii Tube

    Holding your boobs to jump hahaha me πŸ’€

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  • F W

    i need a whole movie of this one here.

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  • wegeable

    they are all very well spoken

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  • Er Cubano

    "This is of the UHGhtmost importance"

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  • Tenny B

    Lol some of these sketches be going over my head ! These comments come in clutch πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • Andrew McCall

    Women you cannot make men like what they don’t like ….period….no matter how much advertising and propaganda….we don’t like fat girls

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  • Alana Cespedes

    My sister is dark-skinned, while I'm brown. I've always voiced my displeasure at her wanting to bleach her skin. She says I don't understand her struggle as a dark girl, but I get it as a black girl. I don't think she should try to fit into a mold made by insecure people! Her skin is smooth and beautiful and she should embrace it. Thanks for making something that shows her there is indeed beauty in being Black.

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  • NataΕ‘a SerΕ‘en P.

    This is Amy Schumers sketch / Plain Jane

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  • Nadege Mtchoffo

    The reference to Jada P. mom's abs, I'm dead! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • Bornagain Hard

    This is some genius level comedy and observation…freakin hilarious.

    And it ain't p.c.!! Love it!

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  • Mary Beth Jordan

    Double Dutch πŸ˜„

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  • JonDAGOER

    I’m sooo glad Quinta on this

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  • Juliet August

    SO THIS IS WHERE QUINTA WENT.

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  • Pauline C

    Bwaaaaahahahaha

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  • liv tobeblessed

    Brilliant and Hilarious!

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  • pirell

    Kelly: Let me just stand here looking all pretty

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  • BOUGIE BABY

    the best content we've seen in awhile

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  • King_G91

    Love my beautiful black queens..πŸ‘‘πŸ’– dont stop turning up the greatness! β˜„β˜„β˜„β˜„

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  • Jaz D

    Did she really doubledutch between the sensors? Lmaooooo

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  • Sestra Almoharebah

    Instead of going over all the lasers she could just climbed the desk and get done with it, I really thought she was going to do that when she gave the " awkward" look.

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  • M Nunez

    When Trinity did the Thriller slide, I lost it!!!!🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  • D. Hall

    Double-dutching the laser beams…. I'm DEAD!!!! β™₯β™₯β™₯

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  • TheDtfamu89

    The underlying message is profound….a lot of invisible folks walking around.

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  • Chloe Greenfield

    I'm gonna need a full-length movie version of this sketch please AND thank you!

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  • Adelaide Mazhaume

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ GOD bless these ladies….. In pain from laughing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • Stephan Pendarvis

    Kelly Roland is sooooo fine!

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  • AdorzAaliyahSince94

    LOL @ Pew, Pew, Pew"– Mad guns, B, heavy cologne in air, mixtapes everywhere & Larceny-o: wearing Timbs in July, Putting marshmallows on sweet potatoes, leaving his gf texts on read, sleeping on burgundy sheets…BRUH, all of the hologram descriptions!!!!! The Invisible Man being a Sista, GENIUS skit!!!

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  • J H

    This shit is so double think.

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  • Rebecca Rider

    Hi Nicole Byer! You really β€œnailed it” on this sketch! But I almost didn’t recognize you without Jaques.

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  • meci hill

    😭😭😭 I felt this on so many levels, I’m definitely an invisible spy… but I died when she had to hold her boobs to hopscotch πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Story of my life

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  • QueenMahgie

    Trinity is so me😭😭😭

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  • Haley Cu

    Lol! Larceny O Hall , Brilliant

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  • Abdul Hadi Yazid

    Kelly look damn FOOOINNEEE!!!

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  • TheHumorousReader

    How can I get Gina Toress' "pew, pew, pew" as a ringtone? Asking for a friend.

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  • Neurotic

    My favorite sketch! <3

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  • lydia1234567

    love Nicole Byer!

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  • Big Dubyuh

    everyone knows you always shoot out the cameras and she should of droned for the invisible man

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  • idwtbam

    This skit made me kinda sad

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  • Jerusha KC

    β€œLarceny-O Hall” haha πŸ’€ πŸ’€ πŸ’€

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  • Andrew McCall

    To SARA: No No….. that’s a weak Blackman who hates being black….I make all women fit the same criteria…..120-148

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  • I_ben-e-dict211 b

    Skinny chicks are invisible to me. I need a thigh that will keep me from rolling over. Great skit

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  • maproductions

    OMG. This is how i feel all the time. People celebrate my work but don't see me. Love this…

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  • Peter Labat

    I didn't know how much I needed this show in my life

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  • Mavavz

    Kelllaaaaay!!!!!!

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  • Diane Bunn

    Gina Torres!!!

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  • Nicola Marsh

    Dwl!

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  • Mawa

    The double Dutch part 😭😭😭

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  • hel en omstreken

    I kinda wanted her to just walk thru the lasers and not set em off..

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  • azaright

    I love black woman, they are so sassy and fun,they are the best bff material

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