A Black Lady Sketch Show | No Makeup (Full Sketch) | HBO


(PHONE RINGING) Hey, girl. Mm. 9:57 a.m.? Again, Shaela? You know we started calling you
office Lauryn Hill. Toni, I’m trying. It just takes so long
to beat this face. TONI: Then don’t. Girl, you got melanin. You don’t need Nars
when you got skin like ours. Okay, that’s cute for you,
Alicia Keys. But if I don’t wear makeup
somebody always asks, “Are you okay?
You look sick.” Oh, come on,
it’s not that serious. It is that serious! Okay, last time, I did not
wear makeup, I got pulled into being
a zombie onThe Walking Dead.Of course I did make 500 dollars
but it hurt my feelings. Did you get to meet Rick? ‘Cause that’s cool. No, that is not cool, okay? I don’t want people thinking
I look like death. Oh, well, it’s better
than looking unemployed. (CLOCK TICKING) TONI:Ooh, Shaela ’bout to get
that job.
SHAELA:
Look who’s here before 9 a.m.! Well, well– Goddamn! (GASPS) Are you okay?! Who did this to you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’m fine,
I just don’t have makeup on. Okay? I told you,
I knew you would do this. Oh, but I didn’t know,
how could I have known? Who would have known?
Oh, it was unknowable. Well, at least I saved
an hour getting ready. Besides, customers can’t see me
through the phone, who cares? (PHONE RINGING) SHAELA:
MealStone Coffee Company. How can I brew up an answer
for you? Sure, let me place you
on a brief hold. Girl. You ever steal coffee? I do. Okay! SHAELA: Okay, your shipment
is on its way. Oh, talk to you later,
percolator. Oh, Goddamn, Shaela. You look like you just walked
out of an ICU! Okay, now see that’s just
how you see me. This is just my natural face. Then you explain
how that natural IV’s hanging out of your natural arm. There’s no IV. (SCREAMS) Now shh,
I’m trying to do my work, I suggest you do the same. (PHONE RINGING) MealStone Coffee Company,
how’ve you “bean”? Oh, we came as soon as we could,
baby. Daddy’s here, daddy’s here. Jesus, please save my friend. Oh Reverend,
I’m glad you could come. Good looking out, Jesus. Okay sure, let me just place you
on a brief hold. Father God, we ask,
that you welcome this child into your kingdom
in your divine timing. Which will probably be
any minute now. If it hasn’t happened already. It’s in your name that we pray
over this near corpse. -Amen.
-ALL: Amen. Okay I’m back, sure. I can do that,
your shipment is on the way. What are you doing, Toni? You fuckin’
with my coffee commission. No, Shaela,
you are my best friend… at work. Okay, fine. But before you go,
I gotta tell you the truth. (HEART MONITOR BEEPING) I’m the one who’s been
eating your munchies. Son of a b– -(MONITOR FLATLINING)
-Baby? -Out of the way, out of the way.
-(TONI GASPS) -Clear.
-(DEFIBRILATOR CHARGING) Clear. (FLATLINE PINGS) Time of death, 9:22 a.m. (SOBBING) Oh no, oh no! -It’s okay, it’s okay.
-What happened? Come on now, come on. SHAELA’S DAD: Stop crying, baby. (GASPING) (CRYING) ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ (SNIFFLING) Hey, girl. You ready
to hit this happy hour? Shaela? Mm-mm. You died. Your home-going is on Saturday. No, it’s not. Oh shit, smudged my lipstick. Might as well start over. -(STAMMERING) No, no, no!
-♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ N– N– N– No! (YELPS) No!

100 comments

  • beautiful truth

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  • earl davis

    I like yall sketches but I think th Ppl on th phone suppose to sense her face & send help & doctors check her pulse but she's ok, so they take pictures & bring their kids, she make some kids cry, dogs howl, Michael Jackson come back & cast her for Thriller Reboot, while th Undertaker waits n th background etc.

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  • MsViperlover

    Near corpse?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • zandile Ngumbela

    This sketch was hilarious. Please share guys it deserves, she deserves more views.

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  • Blossom Bouquet

    This is QUALITY acting and writing. Absolutely excellent.

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  • JelloBooty Vu

    Well wel-GODDAMNπŸ˜‚

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  • Tawakalt Oseni - HKF

    They are really great actresses

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  • Dee Ambitious Girl

    "It's in your hands that we pray over this near corpse, AMEN" that tooook me alllll the way out . I'm done lmfaoooo

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  • Jay O’Dowd

    Lipstick on a pig; it’s still a pig.

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  • Jay Knight

    When she said "This is just my natural skin face" 😲😲😲 Then explain "that natural IV thats hanging outta your natural arm"πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺshe screams "ohh that's…now I'm tryna do my work, "I suggest you do the same"…DAMN near killed my blk azz☠☠☠. I literally wake up every morning to go see just that part. I swear I die 9 life times every time 🀣🀣🀣

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  • MBPrincesa

    This is my fav skit so far 🀣🀣🀣

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  • cookieDaXapper

    Oooooo, she went there,……in a rocket ship!!!!!!!! All the way!!!!! Bravo.

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  • Vanessa Ralston

    Why the 1.2k haters??

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  • Lindsey Amaris

    "You fuckin up my coffee commission"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • Margaret Wachira

    Watching from Kenya loving it

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  • Karen Lawton

    BEST ONE EVER!!πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† Watched 6 times in row πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜† Makes my day!!!

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  • Kat Taylor

    That was really good.

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  • Comic Power

    Office Lauryn Hill

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  • Love Wesly

    You don't need Nara's to have skin like ours…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • jayb4321

    @1:00 you're really afraid when you ball your fist, prepared to fightπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • MiskyMighty

    makeup remover products have left the chat

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  • billinsf88

    OMG, these ladies are so talented….too much!!!!!

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  • Connect _the_dots_ 111

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  • Felicia Richardson

    This had me rolling

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  • Watching in Twentynineteen

    Lord have mercy!!! Brings back memories as a temp. Shared a common desk area with a white woman. She didnt come in with make up on that morning. YIKES!!! NOSFERATU!! Or that thing from Harry Potter with no eyebrows. I turned back to mind my business. Her boss also white started talking to her. Apparently couldnt hide her face at what she was feeling and stopped midsentence πŸ˜‚ co-worker finally said…its real scary isnt it? Boss lady was like yeah terrible..i cant…i cant…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. I was like dang. Boss lady coudnt handle it.

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  • Koriander Rants

    That's why I wear my makeup

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  • bigge3451

    There go Derwins baby mama.

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  • Nice numerology

    Hilarious

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  • Lael V

    Well welllGAHDDAMN

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  • Demetrius Coleman

    It’s better than looking unemployed! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • Tanya Perrier

    πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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  • Eshan Seepersaud

    Why isn't this an advertisement for makeup yet???🀣🀣🀣

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  • Rachel Nicole

    OMG!!! This show is soooo good! Lol! Just bought the whole season on Amazon! Yasss! Girls, do your thang! I love these women πŸ™πŸΌπŸ™πŸΌπŸ™πŸΌ Hahahah

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  • Rachel Nicole

    Hahahaha! Just shared with all my friends! I hope there’s a second and third and fourth…season….

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  • *shimmer me timbers*

    Pls upload ice cream shop

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  • Charlene Searles

    πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€” I go to work with no makeup sometimes n then I have coworkers asking where'd I leave my brows πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

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  • Inna Fischer

    WTF

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  • Isaiah salvagno Lowkeylilzay

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  • Hastina E.

    Naahhh she dont got enough meleinin thats why she look like that without makeup. Lol🀣🀣🀣

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  • Ryan Polak

    I thought the word " black" was outlawed like the word "white"?

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  • LovelyZ1 Royale

    This is soooo ignorant terrible. not funny at all depicts very bad characters of black ppl. Hate it.

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  • Don Jefferson

    They need this to be on Hulu!!!

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  • Jake Calub

    0:59

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  • Malak Alguliyeva

    This is fucking awesome, watching again and again

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  • The Eclipse

    "Oh but I didn't know, how could I have known, who would've known? Oh it was unknowable." πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • Roger Lolamou

    Damm you good.

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  • AudreyOnChords

    What did I just watch??!! πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ˜•πŸ˜‚πŸ‘€πŸ‘‹πŸΎπŸ‘‹πŸΎπŸ•³οΈπŸšΆπŸΎβ€β™€οΈ

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  • DoubledEdgeSword321

    black women..the meanest funny people on earth..

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  • watwatwatnext

    This was so so good. Oh my God

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  • mommipreneur

    Love it!!!πŸ’•β€οΈπŸ’•β€οΈπŸ’•

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  • Mark P

    lol Ya'll are too much.

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  • Kei J

    "You don't need NARS when you got skin like ours " πŸ˜‚

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  • Jay Simz

    Tomie.

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  • Natural Black Beautiful

    🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 I can't

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  • CheapSteak TV

    Just go to show you no matter what color you are women just ain't funny

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  • Jade Freed

    This and office clothes are the two stupidest ideas that need to go from offices where you don't interact with the public. That's why Tech companies will dominate because they focus on the important stuff.

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  • Kurtia Unique

    πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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  • Roxa S

    πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜Ή

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  • Farz Snow

    I never wear makeup. When i do, my bf said i wear makeup like a ten year old kid. Nothing to do with the video. I just have real bad makeup skills.

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  • rudydog 1

    Black people smh

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  • Lehakwe Lesetla

    This is soo funny!!

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  • Loki Spirit

    Lol OMG I love this

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  • Lily

    Lol!….

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  • Kaydian Smith

    Not all black people have glowing skin, i still look young dont get me wrong, but sometimes i suffer from a bad case of acne dat still have scars, lord help md with this acne issue

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  • Tresure Heaven TV

    Yall, she doesn’t remind you of Whitley Gilbert from β€œA Different World”?

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  • Faith Estrada

    Ahahhaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ‘ŒπŸΌπŸ™ŒπŸΌ

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  • Jarren Mckenna

    Damn, she look like walking dead.

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  • Andi Laksana

    What a show 🌷β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️

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  • Luke Jack

    I laughed and I didn't even wanted to.

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  • Chrystal Davidson

    They Out. Of. Line! I love it😭

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  • B B

    I couldn't handle this oneπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • Parlato

    What accent do they have? I'm from overseas so I don't recognize it

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  • Rochelle-The Bajan Stroke Survivor

    The woman is freaking out πŸ˜‚πŸ€£.

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  • seafoam latte

    It's unknowable LMAO

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  • lhj276

    This skit was awesome and hit home. I look so bad without makeup. White eyebrows and lashes and red ruddy skin. I envy women who look amazing with none.

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  • Alyssia Clarke

    Bf: u look better without makeup
    Gf: no i look better with it
    Bf :no i will always love you no matter what
    Gf: 1:02
    Bf: 0:58

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  • Tom Latent

    Oh but i didn't know, how could I've known , who would've known Oohh its unknowable!!! I'm Dead Lol Help!!!!! I LOVE THIS.

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  • Christina De

    Lmfaooooo

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  • BaconOrButter

    It was unknowable πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • Jamie Myburgh

    Is this like a video telling us that people need to wear make-up because their natural face is gross or… O.o

    (Just asking don’t get salty with me please :’D)

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  • Samaya

    I’m so upset that I didn’t find this funny because I’m tryna support fellow sistersπŸ˜₯but not even a smile y’all

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  • Mavis beacon

    HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

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  • lovepinkprincess24

    Lmao . This is hilarious

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  • princess레짐

    This is actually a pretty well thought out sketch. On the surface it’s just oh she looks horrible without makeup but you see at the end the make up is actually keeping her aliveπŸ˜‚

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  • CloudedTear816

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  • jeweledthrone 2

    Just gold πŸ˜‚

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  • Eric Gill

    Man this is like a bad YouTube skit wtf is this writing and acting. I’ve never seen the show are these the main girls?

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  • The Lovely Val C

    That was HILARIOUS

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  • tearsandmilk -

    I’m confusion is this black mirror?

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  • Honest Abe

    Wtf

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  • openheavensmin

    Dwl

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  • firstsadistictruth

    This is hilarious

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  • MizyX Ziggy

    Lol and I always complain of my oily noseπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

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  • Nyanna Ross

    Lol. Alicia Keys. I thought I was the only one who realised that she stopped wearing makeup.

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  • Joe Joe

    A black lady sketch show is so stereotypical, it's not even ironic.

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  • Don’t-hate- Appreciate

    I’ve seen black people with acne and baggy eyes not everyone is perfect hun

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  • louis cypher

    That's racist.

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  • rohini rajan

    πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • mary karen beato

    This is also the reason I wear makeup at work hahaha theu always thought I am about to pass out HAHAHAHA

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  • manisch kreativ

    I'll show it to any white person who ever claimed that I could never be looking dull without makeup, just by being black πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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