A Black Lady Sketch Show | The Basic Ball (Full Sketch) | HBO


(MIC FEEDBACK) (POPS TONGUE)
It’s the Basic Ball. A ball for the rest
of the LGBT cuties. And tonight,
we all serve ferocity, whether you’re Mother Exhausted
from the House of Tired. Or one of the eternal children
of the house of Forever 21. -♪ (DANCE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
-Y’all better bring it! The category
is clinical depression. For all my children serving
chemical imbalanced realness. That’s right, make your way
to the floor if you can. You are tired! You are unmedicated
for the gods! (CHEERING) Walk for the judges.
Now vogue. Oh, I see you eating carbs.
I see you. I see you too depressed
to leave the house. I’m looking for sadness.
I’m looking Eeyore in Dior. (CHEERING CONTINUES) Oh, she is serving you
a whole nap! Bitch is in full deep REM sleep
on the floor. Judges, your scores.
Ten, ten, ten. Diagnosis is depression. The next category
is barbecue daddies. -♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
-Come through, barbecue daddies. Oh, yes. I have two daddies
and they are serving leather and linen.
They’re serving me, “Let’s argue about routes
to work.” “I take the 405 to PCH.” “Oh, I just stay on Caheunga
the whole way down.” You’ll gag.
They are cookout ready, Betty. Oh, he didn’t start the grill
until everybody showed up, and now, you won’t be eating
till nighttime. He’s late. He’s basic as fuck.
It’s breathtaking. You better work.-♪ Damn ♪
-(CHEERING ERUPTS) Oh, he is passing out
matching shirts at the family reunion.
Barbecued realness. Layers, judges. Layers. Serving mispronounces-all-
of-your-friends’-names-wrong
realness. Serving “calls your friend
Terrell, ‘your friend Tyrell.'” Judges, your cards please.
Ten, nine, nine. Family reunion daddy,
grab your trophy. -♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
-Running errands. The next category
is running errands. Oh, did you remember
your reusable canvas bag? I’m having all of it.
Oh, work, girl, she has all the receipts.
Yes, she knows the return policy and she will not take
store credit, baby. Oh, yes, she’s running
a quick errand and didn’t think anyone would
see her, but uh-oh! Uh-oh! You ran into your boss. Now, he knows you don’t have
eyebrows, bitch. (CHEERING) She’s serving you
a full Whoopi Goldberg. Judges, your scores, please. Ten, ten, tens across the board. And now, it’s time
for the grand finale. The category is just awkward
in the body. Oh, there’s nothing wrong
with you. You’re just awkward
in the body. Yes. Oh, you are so awkward.
You are serving me, “We both said goodbye,
but now we’re walking in the same direction”
awkwardness. Oh, the waiter just said
“Enjoy your meal,” and this bitch said, “You too.”
You too! Bitch, he’s not eating!
He’s at work. Oh. My. God! The try hardiness! Yes, she’s the queen
of awkwardness. Judges. Ten. Shut up. Ten. Ten!
Across the board. Oh, and that’s
the walk of the night. -♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪
-Yes!

100 comments

  • Happiest Place

    I came, I saw, I gagged on the eleganza.

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  • Alvin Jean

    Hop Hop "Bitch, he's not eating, he's at work" Call the coroner please!

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  • Samantha Converse

    Leather and linen…..lol…..lol

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  • Samantha Converse

    Charlie horse……..lol…..lol

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  • sb ycats

    I'm the Queen of awkwardness too.

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  • BB McKinlay

    Where do they find all these talented people?!!!!

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  • Mustang Jane

    Omg the best. I actually watch those real Voguing shows. Awesome love it ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • KelZ X

    You knew it was going to be good with the tongue pop at the beginning

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  • ample lola

    That mouth pop at the beginning had me ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ I love this show

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  • Erick Roki

    This show sad and NOT FUNNY!

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  • Amar Cooper

    She is serving you a FULL Whoopi Goldberg!

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  • Malik Frazier

    I love that Bobโ€™s in this

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  • Karlia Boyer

    "oh u run into yo boss now he know u don't got eyebrows bit.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • Ashley Wills

    Fierce baaaaaaaaabbby !!!!

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  • Mahammadou Tunkara

    thank you

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  • Jamica M

    The waiter said, "'Enjoy your meal," and you said, "You too." STOMP STOMP. "B*tch, he is at work!" Lord, I did this today. Give me my trophy. Lol. Never knew how much I needed this show.

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  • James Brown

    This is actually quite genius. Kudos

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  • Jackie Smith

    BITCH, HE'S NOT EATING! HE'S AT WORK!!!!!

    DEAD to the BED

    Funniest shit EVER!!! I LOVE Bob The Drag Queen!!!!!

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  • Perry Platypus

    @2:51 Iโ€™m mad we all have that same bonnet

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  • Messiah Black

    Gay people are MAD entertaining lol….

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  • Jalisa Martin

    "Stomps"……bitch he's not eating lol๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • John Whitfield

    I see you eating carbs…LOL…

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  • Bornagain Hard

    Lol!

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  • mizrel61 mizrel61

    Hilarious ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’€

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  • Margit Ouma

    Basic Ball ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Evangelist Love

    ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • DigitalXrisXros

    im lookn for eeyore in dior lolol

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  • Gabby Walker

    This is the most creative sketch Iโ€™ve ever seen

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  • L A

    I dont know who this guy is but he needs a show if he doesnt have one. Netflix! Holu or somebody!

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  • Adventari Egi Liniata Sianturi

    You don't have eyebrows b*tch

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  • carloscream

    You had me at Bob. <3

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  • eugenius1126

    โ€œBitch is in full, deep REM sleep on the floor!!!โ€

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  • C P

    "BITCH HE'S NOT EATING HE'S AT WORK". Im fucking cryinnngggg๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • whatiwasgoingtosay

    "Just awkward in the body." Why did y'all have to come for me like that?

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  • admirable image

    I keep coming back!
    I'm a Repeat Offender๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ

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  • kenneth taylor

    House of Awkwardness here! YASSSSS!!!! Serving "Sprang my ankle walking down the stairs to the Metro train!" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Lifewithlove

    Hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • STLHouseLegend

    "They are cookout ready, Betty!"

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  • Legacy Laruรฉ

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™„

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  • Gabrielle Williams

    Awkward in the body…that would be me. ๐Ÿ˜” lol

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  • Obakeng Dubani

    The creativity in here!!!

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  • E C

    Too funny! They should've had Spice Adams as one of the BBQ Dads.

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  • RSVP - DC

    "He didn't start the grill until EVERYBODY showed up. Now you won't be eating until nighttime." ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ There are so many quotables in this sketch.

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  • Manii Tube

    I deffffff identify with depressed ๐Ÿ’€

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  • Alonzo T

    Iโ€™m surprised Issa didnโ€™t participate, we all know how awkward she is lol

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  • Cathy Lujan

    I've watched this about 10 times and each time i pick up on something i missed the first time. Eeyore in Dior!

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  • aangita

    "'You too!' — Bitch, he's not eating; he's at work!"
    LAWD!!!! Almost died! >_<

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  • Illyasah Munajj

    Iโ€™m watching all of these sketches๐Ÿคฃ

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  • Karla Melissa Germรกn

    He didn't start the grill until everybody showed up… Nooooooooo why. I'm dead.

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  • ZannaZatanna1

    "The category is…clinical depression."

    I just came out for a good time and honestly I feel so attacked

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  • Tomas Kuli

    Prey tell?

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  • Shoana Fade

    I died ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • __ashtheleo__ _

    I hate my awkward ass cant come up with a funny comment…

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  • Kitt And Pup

    If this ever becomes a club you know where to find me

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  • Ms. Ravenwood

    I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS

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  • Don English

    Bob is so awesome. Just saw sibling rivalry with monet in London ontario…. yep….they actually came here and served a full house. Awesome show.

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  • Blossom Bouquet

    "Now he knows you don't have any eyebrows." DAAAAAANG! HIII-LAAAARIUS!!! And the Emcee is SENSATIONAL!!!!

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  • Blossom Bouquet

    "Let's argue about routes to get to work." LOL! Everything in this dkit is just too dang funny!!!!

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  • Animateddreamer

    "He didn't start the grill until everyone showed up now you won't be eating til nighttime" ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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  • Theresa P

    You too!? BITCH HE'S NOT EATING, HE'S AT WORK!

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  • Jadean is Winning

    I take one dose of this video daily๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • OpalASMR

    0:57 when I got home from work and just let myself fall asleep on the bed

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  • Courton Johnson

    This was released on my birthday . And Iโ€™m gagging

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  • Treecylady10

    "Bitch he's not eating!!" Lol so me

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  • Lindsey Amaris

    Son when he did that half jump turn …I gagged and fell over๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Suzy South

    this could be a whole show.

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  • Jordan Henry Lepper

    This sketch is next level. Everything about this show is brilliant.

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  • Arsen Tumwesigye Kagumaho

    And for the grand finale, JUST AWKWARD IN THE BODY.

    The waiter just said, "Enjoy your meal," and this b*tch said, "you too" You too!

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  • Niasia Thomas

    Amazing

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  • Kerry Daniels

    Love the show. Love this skit in particular. Bob is amazing in this.

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  • Kerry Daniels

    Bob's execution of this character is perfection.

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  • Saffiey SaffSaff

    It's only 10:30am and I've already experienced both awkwardness in the body today๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Terion Thomas

    You are Un-medi-cated FOR THA GAWDS

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  • D J

    I think it is time we have a history moment for the first sista who created the hand patting technique which helps stop itching head syndrome while driving a car. I have seen many sisters going to town on their heads while stuck in rush hour traffic. Lawd ham mercy!

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  • KTube

    This is great

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  • Unlimited Ink and Paper

    I have watched this more than 20 times and it's still funny

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  • kikiwest2001

    Lmao. The way she stepped out during the grand finale

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  • Shay Boogie

    Love โค๏ธ this!! Especially the pop at the beginning๐Ÿฅฐ… I was like โ€œyep letโ€™s go…โ€

    Love you @bobthedraqueen ๐Ÿ˜

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  • G-Ma X

    I was like this ๐Ÿ˜ฎ the whole video and then ๐Ÿ˜„

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  • Timid Creator-02

    I didn't know it was called "awkward in the body" until i saw this video

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  • jonhon

    Yes Bob!!

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  • jonhon

    Is that Vinegar Strokes at the end being awkward?

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  • Rosa T

    Tje world needs to see this damn video.

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  • Ricardo DaCosta

    The writers of this show thou… Killing it!!!

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  • Shanna Sansom

    I. Can. Not. Get. Enough!!! This show is too much!

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  • tricityladytn

    This was the best sketch of season one. Can't wait for season 2!

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  • Tracey Farrar

    LOVE IT!!!!!!!

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  • Kim Brown

    10โ€™s!!!!!!! 10โ€™s across the board on this one! I just sat here & watched a bunch of these & this one โ˜๐Ÿฝ was the best!

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  • clara shanae

    This needs a part 2!!!!

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  • Kora Neyland

    Love it

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  • She Knows 888

    ๐ŸคฃAwkwardness in the body! I can relate.

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  • G FK

    Iโ€™m triggered because Iโ€™m a combination of all the winners.๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Jamillah Shabazz

    Lmao

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  • Pauline Bailey

    Oh my, so funny ๐Ÿ™‚

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  • Lady D

    The awkwardness thooooooooo "You too" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • Niicole Lovely

    ๐Ÿ—ฃ bitch heโ€™s not eating heโ€™s at work ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • Pauline Bailey

    "Awkward in the body" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • SunShyn Sumtymz

    He didnt start the grill until everybody got here nobody is eating until night time!!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ im dead!!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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  • love4lust7301

    Who's the dude on the mic anyone knows

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  • sswsign

    ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ

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