A Sketch for the Women – SNL


>>>HEY, EVERYONE.
IT’S ME, SCARLETT.>>AND ME AIDY.
>>AND THIS PAST WEDNESDAY ALL OF THE FEMALE CAST MEMBERS AND
I PROUDLY PARTICIPATED IN A DAY WITHOUT A WOMAN, WHICH MEANS WE
DIDN’T COME INTO WORK AT ALL.>>AND BECAUSE A LOT OF THE
WRITING FOR THIS SHOW IS DONE ON WEDNESDAYS WE WEREN’T ABLE TO
WRITE ANY SKETCHES THIS WEEK, WHICH WAS A LITTLE BIT OF A
BUMMER.>>YES, BUT LUCKILY OUR GOOD
FRIENDS BECK AND KYLE OFFERED TO WRITE SOMETHING FOR US.
NOW, WE HAVEN’T READ IT YET. BUT THEY TOLD US IT FEATURES THE
ENTIRE FEMALE CAST, AND IT INCLUDES AN IMPORTANT
CONVERSATION ABOUT WOMEN’S ISSUES.
>>ANYWAY, WE HOPE YOU ENJOY IT. AND THANK YOU, BECK AND KYLE,
FOR WRITING THIS FOR US. ♪♪♪
>>OH, GOD. I AM SO GLAD THE FOUR OF US
COULD FINALLY GET TOGETHER.>>I KNOW.
IT’S BEEN FOREVER.>>YEAH.
IT’S GOOD TO SEE YOU, ACE AND JAKE.
>>HEY, ACE, WHAT’S WRONG? YOU SEEM LIKE YOU’RE IN A BAD
MOOD.>>I AM, JAKE.
ON THE WAY HERE I SAW A GUY HARASSING A GIRL ON THE STREET.
>>OH, WOW.>>YEAH.
IT JUST MADE ME REALIZE HOW HARD IT MUST BE, TO BE A WOMAN.
WE — YOU KNOW, WE DON’T HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT AS MEN.
>>NOT TO MENTION THEY’RE PAID LESS THAN US.
>>RIGHT? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SEXUAL
HARASSMENT LIKE THAT, JAKE?>>YEAH.
I’VE SEEN SOME, TOO, AND I HATE TO SAY IT BUT NOT JUST ON THE
STREET. ONLINE, TOO.
>>IT REALLY JUST MAKES ME SO UPSET TO THINK ABOUT.
>>THE PROBLEM IS HOW WOMEN ARE PORTRAYED IN THE MEDIA.
FROM A YOUNG AGE WOMEN ARE TAUGHT THAT THEIR VALUE IS HOW
THEY LOOK.>>AS A BOY GROWING UP, I NEVER
EXPERIENCED THAT. THAT’S NOT FAIR!
>>THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT.>>THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT.
>>YOU’RE WELCOME.>>HEY, ACE, DID YOU KNOW THAT
ONLY 28 OUT OF 100 SENATORS ARE WOMEN?
>>WE HAVE TO CHANGE THAT!>>I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU GIRLS
THINK?>>YEAH?
BECAUSE SO OFTEN WOMEN AREN’T GIVEN A VOICE IN SOCIETY.
>>I MEAN, ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT LAST YEAR ONLY 13% OF THE
TOP GROSSING FILMS WERE DIRECTED BY WOMEN?
>>THAT’S BAD. [ TOGETHER ]
>>THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT.>>YOU’RE WELCOME.
THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS WOMEN HAVE TO PUT UP WITH EVERY DAY
THAT WE’RE NOT EVEN AWARE OF. THEY ARE CALLED MICRO
AGGRESSIONS.>>IS THAT TRUE?
>>IS THAT TRUE?>>YEAH.
>>MAN, I’M SURE EVERY WOMAN IN THIS RESTAURANT HAS A STORY
ABOUT MICRO AGGRESSION.>>I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS TABLE.
PROBABLY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE GIRLS HAS A STORY TO TELL.
>>YEAH. THEY MUST.
>>IT’S CRAZY TO THINK ABOUT.>>WE KNOW IT’S HARD BEING A
WOMAN. THAT’S WHY WE, ACE AND JAKE,
ARRANGED A SPECIAL MUSICAL PERFORMANCE TO MAKE UP FOR ALL
THE STUFF YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH.>>TAKE IT AWAY, LORDE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>TWO, THREE, FOUR.
♪ AND WE’LL NEVER BE ROYALS ROYALS
YOU CAN CALL ME QUEEN BEE AND BABY I’LL ROLL ♪
♪ I’LL RULE I’LL RULE I’LL RULE

100 comments

  • Jose Manzol

    Clever, clever.

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  • Queen Esther

    It’s like a reverse bechdel test

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  • last place

    The women should not have spoke at all.

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  • rnjbond

    Ace and Jocelyn

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  • ReeceWithoutherspoon

    I find it funny how the female feminists are now mad at the male feminists as well. Now it's not only men but the men who support the already backwards movement. This sketch is wrong in so many ways, but you people are too naive to think for yourselves and instead you mindlessly follow the pact as a result of your selfishness. As long as it benefits you, you will agree with it like a primitive animal. And that's exactly what the feminists movement is about.

    I'm not a sexists in the least, I just speak my mind see past bullshit, and that's what too many people are incapable of doing. Even when these statistics have been proven to be wrong, you (and SNL) still go along with it and deny, deny, deny without thought or reason because you read it somewhere on some bullshit source. You don't bother to gather reliable information or create and conduct your own hypothesis backed up with evidence, you just hear it somewhere and treat it as fact with no consideration towards reliability of the statement. And then anything that disregards your statement on the matter is automatically irrelevant. You don't like hearing the truth and that's why you don't bother consider it. Anything that disregards your statement, information or statistic on the matter is automatically irrelevant.

    The feminism movement is perhaps the dumbest thing you people have been conned into. It's the result of stubborn, hypocritical, selfish, brain-dead people who follow others when it's beneficial to them. It's turned into a war against men. ANY opportunity the feminists movement can take to diminish men is without hesitation brought to the media and preached. It's pathetic and ironically sexists in itself.

    This is coming from an EX-feminist for your information. You're all really, really stupid.

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  • Fletcher DeMaine

    Tell your story from the kitchen, aight. Fungry.

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  • 1.21 Gigawatts

    Can we stop with the whole feminist movement. You are white women.. literally one of the most privileged classes of people in all of the world.

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  • Book Worm

    People keep saying nobody understood the joke when every person with common sense got it

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  • sayvar44

    A day without women? Hmmmm…….can we have more of those please? Maybe 200 days per year?

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  • Mubashir Mahi

    These are like 6th grade dialogue writing for English!

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  • Uffdude

    Lorde's stock is rising. I never thought she'd ever be a part of something that mocked "women's" issues.

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  • Samuel Turner

    Toxic man spreading

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  • Ollie

    lmao this reminds me at how at my old school's white ribbon day assembly… there were no female speakers?

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  • Jack Wilkinson

    2 minutes 53 seconds of pure gold

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  • Hayley Moritz

    I love that Kyle and Beck gave their characters "manly" names.

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  • Joie Manning

    True

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  • Lesbian Amazon Sister

    😂😂😂😂👍 good job on this one!

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  • thassa lot of sodium

    i could listen to scarjos voice forever😍

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  • craisins 86

    This is fucking genius. This is exactly the problem. Even when the sexism isn't overt, woke bros are still oblivious to their casual and subtle sexism.

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  • kidaz

    Ace and Jake = stolen from Jake and Amir. But Sarah Schneider is a writer so probably that’s the link. 🙂

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  • jane haviland

    aidy sounds like 80

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  • Rehaan Aamir

    Wage gap is a myth

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  • Rehaan Aamir

    Lmao these women have problem even if Men support Women. I think we should all just agree women do nothing do acheive, they just fucking whine. My god these creatures.

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  • Rango

    This is the best sketch of SNL. Funny, realistic and sarcastic.😆

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  • Rango

    Thank you for saying that.😂😂

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  • Ultimate K

    – 50% quotes from the sketch.
    – 50% people complaining about commenters not getting the joke.
    – 0% people not getting the joke.

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  • Pizza Addict

    This comment section is literally this video (i.e. male profile pic, saying "so true")

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  • Pizza Addict

    My step-father's cousin's wife is black, so seeing stuff in the news about police brutality really UPSETS ME on a PERSONAL LEVEL

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  • Texanboiii

    This is so stupid 😂 and yea, women do have issues. I agree!

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  • Texanboiii

    MadTV come back!!! 😭

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  • Eden Buyno

    Hahaha except feminist suck cuz all they do is whine about being oppressed and still think we get paid less then men hahaha but still a funny sketch

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  • Trending InterActive Studios

    Thank you for saying that. 🙂

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  • QueenBeastie

    this is art

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  • Kuhle Gwamanda

    😂😂😂😂😂

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  • Sean O

    These guys sound like Justin Trudeau.

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  • Andrew

    Scarlett’s face is perfect omg

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  • Evgueni Mlodik

    Shows just how vapid and grandstanding modern male feminists are.

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  • absolut_height_advantage

    This reminds me of a comment some guy left on a risqué photo of Emily Rata where he’s like “So much for being a feminist posting this kind of thing”. I want to punch his face in Morse code that feminism is about making their own choices and not being judged for it and he’s not helping. And then possibly recite the Gettysburg Address too on his face.

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  • drea 222

    “ a day without women” I can just picture women from countries where women are actually persecuted and beaten and killed are like wow so brave, you didn’t go into work. You sure showed them.

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  • Chad Sagot

    I like it when Peale make fun of sexist craps

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  • Baste

    Please excuse my fellow men.

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  • Martian74

    It’s true, all women are helpless victims, they are hopeless without men saving them. Men should save them from all the things that upset the poor delicate flowers.

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  • Backwoods Films

    It's awesome that the women are up for participating in this kind of humor! And ironically, the female cast members are actually overshadowing their male counterparts in recent seasons of SNL.

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  • JUSTIN PICKENS

    🤣😂🤣😊

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  • Jess Kinzel

    Perfect skit!
    You dont want to show up to work so you can 'stick it to the man, then be in a sketch where you sit on the sidelines.

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  • Bridge Norton

    There was a day without women ? Must’ve been quiet

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  • Connor Thomson

    Holly god this was a skit and it made me wanna blow my brains out

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  • Vasilobilaros Bilarovasilos

    the irony would be so strong if beck and kyle actually wrote this skit

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  • Trout

    The women I work with participate in a day without women every week LoL

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  • ConanDaBarbarian

    Too true

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  • Chris Mazzarella

    I guess no one gets this skit but me judging by the comments…I must be so intelligent and woke…jk…can’t find one comment of people not getting it😂

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  • Agent CodyBanx

    Where's a day without men where we get to have a day to ourselves

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  • Damola Alabi

    “Yeah,they must!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • joe sar

    You know if there was a day with out women the United states if America wouldnt know a thing if you women didnt show up to work because nations dont need you women to work nations need us men to work to keep the economy strong atleast for one day men in the work force didnt have to worry about false sexual harassment accusations

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  • GrizzlyBear

    Sexual harassment is not a joke. This isn't appropriate. My college professor agrees with me.

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  • c wiles

    Finally women know there place in the world…. that’s….that’s just great honey but slower lick my balls too.

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  • Ipshita T

    THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT

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  • The King of Diddling

    I really want to know if they genuinely didn't a chance to read the script. That would be priceless if they didn't.

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  • Nicholas Dranfile

    Probably the most wittiest piece of sketch I have seen and the comment section could not be more lit.

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  • Steamy Clean Me

    They mean well, but they seem to misunderstand.

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  • Guillaume Globensky

    Ace and Jake, nice nod to Jake and Amir

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  • Matt H

    I literally spoon feed my sister and mum now.

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  • Carlos Lazo

    Meta-comedy at its finest…really smart sketch!

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  • Ted Fundy

    A day without whamen.. you mean to tell me there is a day without nagging.. that sounds like the greatest day ever.. thanks feminism.

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  • Tiago Magalhaes

    Scarlett Johansson is gorgeus!

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  • lia Gem

    Those woman wont stop talking its annoying

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  • Way too Literally

    You have to go down REALLY far to find anything sexist, so no need to bring it up(if you got the joke, you're awesome)

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  • Dimitar Bonev

    FUK SNL political agenda. DIE liberals…

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  • Trollika Devi

    i have friends who act likethis.

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  • Jordan Katz

    They are both beta males there isn't much of a difference

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  • Shan Ignacio

    DUDE THIS SKIT IS SATIRICAL, NOT A FEMINIST PROPAGANDA YOU STUPID FUCK.

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  • icwatson1

    When I bite into a Youtube comment section it feels LIKE I JUST WALKED INTO THE LOBOTOMY WARD!

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  • Tintswalo Shilowa

    🤣🤣🤣

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  • Lewis McGrane

    Ace and Jake really spoke to me.
    Really brave things to say. Great sketch for women's equality. Sexism is bad folks and we should tell eachother more often about how bad it is. Again bravo, ace and Jake for standing up to society.

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  • Sean Moore

    "No one is funnier than a female comedienne…except a dude." Norm MacDonald

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  • Dan Gallagher

    Good work, Ace & Jake!

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  • D D

    ace and jake have names but not their female friends lmao

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  • Jordan Roberts

    This sketch levels me every time

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  • martoto77

    Ace and Jake are so brave. Hear them roar, wo-manity! 😉

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  • Keegan Devlin

    What a pretntious thing, a day without women? Why? Are first world women so oppressed? Stupid

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  • pmmojalefa

    Aggressive lol

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  • Ryan Bernard

    Nicely done. Thought this was gonna be bs from the way it started out but ended up laughing pretty hard when they panned to the women’s table then back to the blokes. Reminds me of a Chapelle joke where women’s magazines have a female writer giving advice to women about men, and don’t know what the f**k they’re talking about. So true 😂😂 btw, imagine if we had a day without men. Everything would come to a halt. No electricity or water, deliveries, building, maintenance , the works.

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  • John Ruiz

    Fantastic

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  • tempo ratus

    such a mockery of sarcasm!

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  • Raquel Jaen

    hahaha it's funny 'cause it's true

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  • Thando Joka

    lol undergrad guys

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  • Stinkie Bhlood

    This was not funny

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  • Little Moth Big Wings

    Lorde 😍

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  • Katerina Rampenthal

    Fail

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  • Sawyer Johnson

    The most accurate sketch ever

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  • Forgotten Teddy

    White men have it the hardest in this country… @me

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  • emma ali

    This type of humor might be a bit too intellectual for most viewers.

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  • 1000 -7

    Now, this is what I call "giving voice to the women".

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  • Harper Smith

    Every argument I ever have with one of my friends ever, he's just talking over me just like this. It's hard to tell whether it's because I'm a girl or because of whatever other Petty drama that comes without a license, but it's quite annoying not being able to have a voice sometimes.

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  • Elisa Maza

    this never gets old.
    both ways.

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  • The softest part of a woman's breast is?

    A day without women you mean a day with peace!

    Look Mom I made a funny!⬆

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  • dharmallars

    Hey everyone, it’s me Scarlett. And me, 80.

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  • dharmallars

    Why is Kyle bent like a folding chair

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  • Pilum1000

    wtf :)))))))))))))))))))

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  • elsenyor

    so they state clearly that SNL is paying less to female actors than to male actors… isn't that illegal? why don't the women go to court with that?…

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