Asking For Directions | LIVE SKETCH COMEDY


Excuse Me? Ya? Hi! Actually I really need to get to Akshara Theatre I have to attend a show there you could just give me directions? Alright. Sure. What time do you need to be there? I need to be there, actually, by 9:30 Ok… Ok. It’s going to be a little tight. Ya! See! First of all, are you good with directions? Ya, I am ok. I am ok. You need to be good. How good are you with directions, on a scale of 1 to 3? Is it 1,2,3 or 1 to 3? What’s the difference? There is only 1 number in between. its 1,2,3, 1 to 3. It’s the same thing. I am a 2. Alright. Good enough. Exactly what you need. What I want you to do is go straight. ok Go straight. Take left. Take left. And then what you need to do is there’ll be a cow there. Cow, on the left or the right? Huh? Cow? Where will it be? Where can I spot it? On the left or the right? Cow… is…. always… nthe middle of the road. Why would it be on the left or the right? It’s always in the middle. Is it in the middle of the road or on the middle of the road? Here’s a little trick I like to use. You just say nth middle of the road. nth middle of the road!! See that way you can avoid all the grammar nazis and keep going straight. You keep going straight ahead from there and over there you’ll get sucked into a pothole, alright? Then you’re going to enter another dimension. You’re going to enter.. …Mario Stage 3 Which one was it? No that’s the Circus one. That’s a completely different game No that’s the underground one. The number 2 one. The number second stage. Which one is this? it’s the… You… you knew that was Jonny Quest right? Ya. I did. I did. Somewhere in the middle. But then I just got carried away. You’re going to be late for your show though! So. What you need to do is.. keep going straight from there Alright? As soon as your bike hits 88km/h you’re going to be transported back to 1920 to the Non-Cooperation Movement. Just go straight down the Non-Cooperation Movement. On the left, there will be a small cooperation movement. Whatever happens, just don’t cooperate. Just keep going straight. But why? If I cooperate, we’ll just get freedom faster. Ya. See… it’s a common misconception. See, the Non-Cooperation movement is a non-violent movement, ok? And in Chauri Chaura what happened is people indulged in little bit of violence. That really pissed of Gandhi, you know. It’s actually a longer route, if you think about it. If you go straight, you will reach faster. So, just don’t cooperate. Just keep going straight down there. Over there you’re going to find a Banyan tree. Under that Banyan tree, you’re going to find Lal, Bal and Pal. I want you to give this letter to Lal, alright. Remember, it is of the utmost importance that it does not fall into the wrong hands. I don’t want you to give it to Bal or Pal I want you to give it to Lala Lajpat Rai Don’t give it to…? Bally Sagoo! No! Bal Gangadhar Tilak Don’t give it to…? Palomi Roy! No! Bipin Chandra Pal! Give it to…? Lal Badshah! Lala Lajpat Rai, alright! Don’t give it to Bal, don’t give it to Pal, give it to…? Laloo Prasad Yadav! La Lala Lajpat Rai, alright! Just give it to Lala Lajpat Rai man! Don’t give it to Bal! or Pal! Give it to Lal! Not Bal, Pal! Give it to Lal! Get it? What is this?? Oh it’s just a love letter my grandmother wrote. They used to date back in the day. I just wanted to get the message across. So cute! Pretty cute.. Man, your grandmother dated Bhagat Singh huh? ITS LALA LAJPAT RAI GODDAMIT! Alright. So what you need to do is keep going straight down Non-Cooperation Movement. Hit 88km/h again. You’re going to come back to the future. Once you come back to the future, you take the first right over there. You’re going to find the spaceship from Independence Day crashed on your left side You’re going to find Michael Jackson singing Billie Jean. He’s going to be doing the moonwalk. Follow that Michael Jackson. Dont follow the Michael Jackson singing Billie Jean. That’s the wrong Michael Jackson. You gotta go ahead a little bit more. You’re going to find Trump Towers. You’re going to find Donald Trump taking a shit all over America, over there. You keep going straight a little bit more ahead. On the left side you’ll find Dumbledore. Just say Good Morning Dumbledore He’ll give you “10 points to Gryffindor”. Go a little bit more ahead. On the right side you’ll find a hot and cool Mallu Bakery. You’ll find hot chips, condiments and things like that Pick up a puff if you’re hungry. On the left side, you’ll find an apple tree and there’s going to be a snake and the snake will give you an apple. But whatever happens, don’t eat the apple because you’ll be condemned to hell for ever and more. What? There’s going to be a lake of fire What are you saying? What did you say before that? The.. Dumbledore. “10 points to Gryffindor”. Oh I am sorry. Are you from Slytherin? Freakin Hufflepuff? Much before that! Oh. Okay You got a spaceship. Donald Trump. Dude, are you making fun of me? What? I am trying to go, get to my friend’s show and you’re just making fun of me. I am trying to get directions out of you. You could’ve just said you don’t want to help. But you didn’t have to put all of this entire shit, just to piss me off man. This is why tourist don’t come to India, you know. Because we’re so un.. like we just don’t help! We’re just mean and we just like misdirect them. What do you… How can you say that first right? That first right is a one way. Oh ya! I am sorry! It’s the second right after back to the future! Spaceship. Independence Day. Trump Towers. Michael Jackson Then it’s like that. Ya! That makes sense! Ya exactly! And then.. just keep going straight from there. Akshara Theatre will be on your right side. Ok! Ok! Hey thanks man! Thank you so much. Sorry, I just… No problem at all. Don’t forget the hickey though! I will. Strawberry Alright. Have fun.

100 comments

  • Sooraj Das

    πŸ˜‚ Awesome. πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ You guys should be doing it more frequently.

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  • Stuti Pai

    please come to mysore also!

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  • Himanshu Rana

    I love these videos… Keep up the good work guys😘

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  • Pushkar Sarma

    Damn. That Super Mario Stage 2 OST cover was bang on.

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  • J Tanmayi

    Appreciate the Harry Potter reference but I'm a Hufflepuff, so "friggin'" wasn't appreciated. Sharing it nevertheless for the rest of the jokes so you don't think of Hufflepuffs the same again. 😜

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  • Sumit Shetty

    Star Boyz T-shirt!!! Where can I get my hands on those??

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  • Divya R

    omg.. makes sense! you look like your grandpa.. probably cuz you time travelled back by hitting 88kmph.. and you fell through that well with that chicken and came back to 2016!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ where's that chicken tho?

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  • Yo Insaan

    Bhaiya yeh toh amazing se bhi zyada hai xD. The cow thing and grammar nazi thing really got me πŸ˜‚ #Naveen+Sumukhi=ComedicApocalypse

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  • Yo Insaan

    To the one person who disliked this: What's with you humaaaaan!From the ban company maybe? All freaks maybe. 😐 😐

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  • The Pirate Persian

    Under 1000 Club

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  • KeSreey

    5:17 Ha Ha !! Mallu's Everywhere with a Bakery Shop !!

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  • KeSreey

    1:28 " nth middle of the road" !! Lol Maahn Awesome !! its quite true that we use improper grammer but the way we speaks like nobody finds it !! Damn Observation Naveen !!!

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  • sneha singh

    Naveen is wearing the tshirt Rob DIYed for him on Mad stuff with Rob πŸ˜ƒ

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  • rex dev

    much love to the two of you.
    you guys are awesome.

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  • Reva Sarma

    hi this message is coming from beyond the grave , cus those jokes killed me.

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  • Mohima Jha

    Why wasn't Ravenclaw mentioned?

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  • Anat Ananya

    you don't come back to the future…you some back to the present!!

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  • Vikas Jeshnani

    total crap

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  • Xavy Johnson Tomy

    You didn't lie about wearing that t-shirt everywhere xD

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  • Pranav Gupta

    too fuckall

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  • uday gupta

    it's best.
    plz add sume more punches.

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  • Aakanksha Akhoury

    Sumukhi's energy is unbelievable. Love it! Would love to see you guys live one day. Surely on my bucket list hahaha. kbye

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  • Vikram Iyer

    Damn… forgot Johnny Quest… good one that!!

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  • Harsh manwani

    "You're gonna enter Mario stage 3!" haha it had me roflΒ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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  • Nayana Cherian

    wanna clap madly for sumukhi for da spl sound effects πŸ˜‰ and Naveen u r awesome man it was fun to watch and it made so much sense πŸ˜‚

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  • Kanav Sharma

    nice act.

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  • mansee mehta

    Hilarious…

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  • Prakhar Srivastava

    Johny Quest!!! Loved you both all the more just for rehearsing and adding that bit… Going gaga over the long lost tune right now! Great video guys…

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  • Jupiter Malviya

    give it more likes !

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  • Shaunak Ramesh

    He wore the STAR BOYZ T-shirt!!! SOMEBODY MAKE IT AVAILABLE ONLINE!!!!

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  • 38alvita

    this is amazing !!best comedy out there πŸ˜βœ¨πŸŽ‰

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  • Teja Sai

    Good, but a bit too overstretched.

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  • SR

    Sometimes you sound like Hrithik

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  • Roshan Motwani

    That's why when people come asking for directions you should suggest them to take Google Maps instead

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  • Sachin Somanna

    Johnny quest. woo hoo

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  • LALIT KUMAR

    hey guys, when will come ur episode 6 'better life foundation'

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  • Hemant Bhatia

    Epic shit! πŸ˜€

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  • ish sparsh

    you guys are freeeakin awesome man

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  • Rajeshwari Jagtap-Sawant

    Give the people what they want…Better Life Foundation Season 2!!! πŸ™

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  • Anup Deshpande

    ohhhh johny quest theme song !!! I would given you standing ovation πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

    good chemistry

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  • Anita Anil

    naveen is wearing the diy starboys shirt which rob made, hehe😁

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  • Ashwini Kulkarni

    creativity on the sky πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • Sarayu Iyengar

    Sumukhi Suresh, that theme of Jonny Quest!!! Amazeballs! Too good… Took me back to childhood, I could visualize the intro song. You're extremely talented. Love Behti naak as well. And Naveen Richard… Questioning her on Hogwarts houses! Trump taking a shit over America! Hahaha.. You're hilarious πŸ˜‚

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  • Raheel Lakhani

    genius

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  • Eesha R

    I'm a Hufflepuff and I'm offended

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  • Akshay Herle

    jhonny quest soundtrack ../

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  • Pesky

    Jonny quest themeeeeee πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • Shreya Jain

    on point !

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  • Shabda Priya

    loved the act Naveen and Sumukhi…

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  • Sonal C

    πŸ‘ great!

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  • Saparja Roy

    is naveen is wearing the tshirt which was made on mad stuff on rob…

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  • maitreya unni

    is the channel died?

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  • Anisha Balachandran

    wow… that was hilarious. .. made my day πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜€

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  • Agney Menon

    Hot n cool mullu bakery!! Hot chips n condoms!! Such a fact :p

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  • Saniya Feroze

    naveen you are super cute man πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ sumukhi you are love 😍😘

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  • sai srikar

    u guys just rocked..

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  • Dev Samwise

    I am viewing this again just for Johnny Quest bit. Excellent references πŸ™‚

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  • Elsy Clement

    avoid the grammar Nazis..

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  • Ershad Hussain

    Who gives a kaka tatti! Give games no!

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  • Nerd Me

    the star boyz shirt😍πŸ”₯

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  • Gatik Bharat Patel

    Pissed off GANDHI!

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  • Priya Kapoor

    hey that's the shirt rob made

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  • mrraamsridhar

    Beautiful intricate elements placed in between an everyday conversation.. Genius guys..

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  • smitha gangesh

    Loving the low-key promo for Starboyz through Naveens shirt πŸ˜‚

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  • Kautilya

    Man, you people are hilarious.

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  • yashwanth monu

    I hate this show

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  • aruncatarun

    Sooper! Loved it

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  • aruncatarun

    U rock sumukhi!

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  • Trisha Rudra

    Sumukhi, I love you for singing the Johnny Quest theme!!!! πŸ˜€

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  • meghana YS

    Aww she is so cuteee. <3

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  • L1VE RECORDS

    Is it nucleus ajaa

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  • Vandana Indramohan

    I loved the Jonny Quest theme she did.. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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  • RahuL C

    Wow

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  • im here what do you see

    Now look where they are puspavalli .. never felt so proud

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  • Krantikari Balika

    6:27 Yeah, That sure makes sense. laughs till I bleed

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  • creative wish

    Copying Joey haan

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  • Vihaan 711

    Harry Potter , yeahhhhhh ( I am potterhead)

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  • CLAIRE and VAL

    Wasnt supposed to be there one more of these videos?

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  • keshav Kumar

    that guy s shirt was done by him

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  • Vighnesh Bheed

    @2:17 I am hearing undertale music. anyone?

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  • ashwin radhakrishnan

    very bright and well written set !! loved it

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  • Sunny Meska

    naveen sounds like Hritik Roshan

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  • Amuserr

    What was he smoking…quite a bit high

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  • DurtyMedia

    LOL this is good stuff

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  • karan machendranath

    Freaking Hufflepuffhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! damn that got me hard LMAO , Naveen you the man bro,I love you bud.

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  • Vishnu Venugopalan

    GO STRAIGHT TAKE LEFT

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  • maryam khaja

    Omg this was amazing lol

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  • creative wish

    Too good

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  • HasBasBrosβ„’

    Freakin Hufflepuff!

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  • vani views

    U guys seriously soo funnyπŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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  • O P Mishra

    2018 anyone?

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  • Anshuman Singh

    Amazing script

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  • Prakash Matthew

    was watching this instead of preparing for a history test and the test had a question on Pal, Bal and Lal and I got it right. (all three were not moderates)

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  • Kavita Goyal

    Naveen and sumukhi always awesome team…… It was really funny…..don't……….know…. If they team up it becomes extra funny

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  • Anshuman Singh

    Hahahaha…this was so amazing

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  • Salman Ahmed

    The best part was nnnnn the meddle of the road

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  • StevieLil

    my god that was sooo weird

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  • Jitendra Krishnamurthi

    ah frickin huff-n-puff

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  • Manogna Srinath

    Kanan stole the 'cow in the middle of the road' from this! Aahhhh theif!

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  • Kenneth Castelino

    Liked the 'Back to the Future' reference

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