Bird Lessons (Short Comedy Sketch)
Remember, Son Don’t shit where the human is. Shit — — where the human will be. When is it the best time to sing loud and proud? At five thirty in the morning. And where would you do that? Outside a human’s — — WINDOW! Good. But, but, but… What if… What if all the humans have gone into the house? Well, they’re all under the roof! There will always be a nice clean car parked outside. If it rains — — don’t go shitting on humans. Not to get wet, father? For they will have umbrellas. It’s such a lovely day! Let’s go to the park for a picnic, shall we? Yes, yes, that would be amazing! I love picnics! But wouldn’t we have to go to the supermarket to get all the food… Don’t worry. The humans have done the shopping for us already.