Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks – SNL


>>>THIS IS “BLACK JEOPARDY.”
>>WHAT UP? WHAT UP, WHAT UP, WHAT UP?
WELCOME TO “BLACK JEOPARDY,” THE ONLY TV GAME SHOW WHERE THE
AUDIENCE IS IN CHURCH CLOTHES. I’M YOUR HOST DARNELL HAYES.
OUR CONTESTANTS TODAY ARE KEELY.>>HEY.
>>SHANIECE.>>OKAY, NOW.
>>AND DOUG. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>HOW ARE YOU DOING, SIR?>>OH, MAN.
DOUG, YOU SURE YOU READY TO PLAY “BLACK JEOPARDY”?
>>THEY TOLD ME A FELLA COULD WIN SOME MONEY, SO LET’S WIN ME
SOME MONEY, GIT HER DONE.>>I ADMIRE YOUR CONFIDENCE.
LET’S SEE OUR CATEGORIES. WE GOT “BIG GIRLS.”
[ LAUGHTER ] “HMM, I DON’T KNOW.”
“YOU BETTER.” “I’M GONNA PRAY ON THIS.”
“THEY OUT HERE SAYING.” AND AS ALWAYS, “WHITE PEOPLE.”
[ LAUGHTER ] KEELY, YOU ARE OUR RETURNING
CHAMP, YOU PICK.>>OKAY, LET’S DO “YOU BETTER”
FOR $200.>>OKAY, THE ANSWER THERE, “YOU
NEED HOT SAUCE, DUCK SAUCE, SOY SAUCE, AND SAFETY PINS.”
KEELLY.>>WHAT IS YOU BETTER TAKE YOUR
ASS TO THE KITCHEN AND LOOK IN THE PACKET DRAWER.
>>YEAH. YEAH, THE PACKET DRAWER, YEAH.
YEAH, EVERY KITCHEN HAS GOT ONE.>>OKAY, LET’S STAY WITH “YOU
BETTER” FOR $400.>>OKAY, THE ANSWER, “YOUR JOB
WANTS TO TAKE $40 OUT OF YOUR CHECK FOR A 401(k).”
SHANIECE?>>WHAT IS, YOU BETTER GIVE ME
THAT MONEY SO I CAN GET ME SOME SCRATCH-OFFS?
>>YOU DAMN RIGHT. I MEAN, WHY I NEED A RETIREMENT
PLAN WHEN I GOT MONOPOLY MILLIONAIRES CLUB.
>>I PLAY THAT EVERY WEEK.>>THAT’S GOOD FOR YOU.
OKAY. THE BOARD IS YOURS, SHANIECE.
>>LET’S GO WITH “THEY OUT THERE SAYING” FOR $200.
>>OKAY, THEY OUT HERE SAYING THE NEW iPHONE WANTS YOUR THUMB
PRINT FOR YOUR PROTECTION. OH, OKAY, THEN, DOUG.
>>WHAT IS, I DON’T THINK SO, THAT’S HOW THEY GET YOU.
>>YES, THAT’S IT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
THAT’S IT!>>I DON’T TRUST THAT.
>>ME EITHER.>>NO, I READ THAT GOES STRAIGHT
TO THE GOVERNMENT.>>WELL, THAT’S NOT BAD, DOUG.
[ LAUGHTER ] THE BOARD IS YOURS.
>>LET’S GO OVER TO “I DON’T KNOW,” FOR $400.
>>OKAY, THE ANSWER, HE SAYS HIS DOG DOESN’T BITE.
SHANIECE.>>WHAT IS, HM, I DON’T KNOW, HE
GOT TEETH, DON’T HE?>>YEAH, THAT’S IT.
ANYTHING. [ LAUGHTER ]
ANYTHING WITH TEET.>>LET’S STICK WITH “HM, I DON’T
KNOW,” FOR $600.>>OKAY.
CAITLYN JENNER SAYS SHE BELONGS ON THE COVER OF “ESSENCE”
MAGAZINE. KEELY.
>>WHAT IS, HMM, I DON’T KNOW, YOU CAN’T DO EVERYTHING.
>>YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. THERE WAS A TIME.
>>ABSOLUTELY.>>REMEMBER, THERE WAS A TIME.
>>OH, YEAH, I REMEMBER, YEAH,>>OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>OKAY.
LET’S GO TO “THEY OUT HERE SAYING” FOR $800.
>>ALL RIGHT, THE ANSWER, THEY OUT HERE SAYING THAT EVERY VOTE
COUNTS. OH, DOUG AGAIN.
>>WHAT IS, COME ON, THEY ALREADY DECIDED WHO WINS EVEN
BEFORE IT HAPPENS.>>YES, YES!
[ LAUGHTER ] THE ILLUMINATI FIGURED THAT OUT
MONTHS AGO. THAT’S ANOTHER ONE FOR DOUG.
>>OKAY, WE’RE DOING IT. LET’S TRY, “THEY OUT HERE
SAYING” FOR $600.>>OKAY.
THEY OUT HERE SAYING, THIS MOVIE DOESN’T DESERVE AN OSCAR.
KEELY.>>WHAT IS “TYLER PERRY’S BOO! A
MADEA HALLOWEEN.”>>ABSOLUTELY.
ABSOLUTELY, YOU KNOW. WHEN THAT MAN PUTS ON THAT MUMU
I’M JUST TRANSPORTED. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>YOU KNOW, I GOT TO TELL YOU, I LOVE THOSE MOVIES.
I BOUGHT A BOX SET AT WALMART, AND IF I CAN LAUGH AND PRAY IN
90 MINUTES, THAT IS MONEY WELL SPENT.
>>WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I LIKE YOU SAYING THAT.
NO, NO — IT’S ALL GOOD. IT’S ALL GOOD.
IT’S ALL GOOD. IT’S ALL GOOD.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>OKAY.
KEELY. IT’S YOUR PICK.
>>LET’S GO TO “YOU BETTER” FOR $600.
>>OKAY, THE ANSWER, THE MECHANIC SAYS YOU OWE $250 FOR
NEW BRAKE LINES. DOUG.
>>WHAT IS, YOU BETTER GO TO THE DUDE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD THAT
WILL FIX THINKING FOR $40.>>OH, YOU KNOW CECIL?
>>YEAH, YEAH. MY CECIL’S NAME IS JIM AND HE
FIXED MY REFRIGERATOR, MY AIR CONDITIONER AND MY CAT.
>>YEAH, EVERYBODY’S GOT A GUY. YOU ALL RIGHT, DOUG.
[ LAUGHTER ] LET’S TAKE A MOMENT AND HEAR
ABOUT TODAY’S PRIZES. JOHNNY?
>>THANKS, DARNELL. TODAY’S “BLACK JEOPARDY” WINNER
WILL RECEIVE THE GOOD CHAIR. GRANDDADDY NEEDS SOMEWHERE TO
SIT. GIVE HIM THE GOOD CHAIR.
AND CAR TAPE. THE BEST TAPE FOR FIXING YOUR
CAR. CAR TAPE.
BACK TO YOU, DARNELL.>>DOUG, I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S
GOING ON BUT THE BOARD IS YOURS.>>WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH,
DARNELL. YOU PEOPLE ARE FUN.
CAN I SAY THAT? THAT OKAY?
CAN I SAY THAT?>>WE’LL GIVE YOU A PASS THIS
TIME. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>OKAY, LET’S GO TO “BIG GIRLS” FOR $200.
>>OKAY. THE ANSWER THERE, SKINNY WOMEN
CAN DO THIS FOR YOU. DOUG?
>>WHAT IS, NOT A DAMN THING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT. YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT.
>>YES!>>MY WIFE — MY WIFE’S A STURDY
WOMAN.>>THAT IS MY MAN RIGHT THERE.
>>OKAY.>>GO DOUG, GO DOUG, GO DOUG —
[ KNOCKING ]>>OH, THE SOUND OF THE BROOM
HITTING THE CEILING BELOW US MEANS THE PARTY HAS TO STOP.
DOUG. I GOT TO SAY, IT’S BEEN A
PLEASURE.>>WELL, THAT IS RIGHT BACK AT
YOU, MY BROTHER.>>ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET’S TAKE A
LOOK AT OUR “FINAL JEOPARDY” CATEGORY.
“LIVES THAT MATTER.” [ AUDIENCE OOHS ]
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, IT WAS GOOD WHILE IT
LASTED, DOUG. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>YOU KNOW, I’VE ACTUALLY GOT A LOT TO SAY ABOUT THIS —
>>YEAH I’M SURE YOU DO. WHEN WE COME BACK, WE GONNA PLAY
THE NATIONAL ANTHEM JUST TO SEE WHAT THE HELL HAPPENS.
WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

100 comments

  • John Ambriz

    ALL LIVES MATTER

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  • cw5205

    One of the most important sketches of all time. If people could learn that we actually have a lot in common- and build on that, we just might learn to minimize our differences and get along a lot better

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  • Des Ioan

    Love me some Kenan!Guy is hilarious!

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  • Smokey Mayrand

    That Doug is one smart guy

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  • Ryan

    " What is Not a damn thing" 😂

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  • XOCoRi

    This is a great skit called : “if you were raised poor it’s the same shit”

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  • Kutulue

    Make America Doug Again.

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  • OrangeCRUSH 480

    Ooooooooooo weeee a what's up with that? Whatsa up with data?

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  • Haiku Automation

    Funny stuff. I remember when the United States of America wasn't divided so much on race (the 70s to the mid 90s) and then the Clint-ocks really took over with it, and then Obummer accelerated it, and where are we now? Sadly, no where near productive and competative. We sank into the race abyss.

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  • grizzledoldfart simmons

    What is " NOT A DAAAMMN THANG?" I lost my shit on that one!!! Lol

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  • Matthew Randell

    I'll miss you Burnie

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  • Seanonymous

    I love Black Jeopardy…when Howard Stern did it 25 years ago.

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  • 5winder

    Skinny girls can't do a damned thing for you? I'm that way about fat chicks.

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  • Óscar Fernández Rivera

    Whats the name of the girl on the left? Amazingly beautiful…

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  • Kyle Perry

    Best one yet

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  • Stevar Namik

    13000 dislikes equals 13000 people who didn't watch before they clicked the dislike button

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  • Lyanna Millen

    Come on they decided who wins even before it happens! Hahaha I truly believe that!

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  • Detroit: Become Crabby

    Once this was recommended for my Spanish teacher while he was showing us a video and I lost it

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  • EST84x

    Only thing this proves is that Tom Hanks has a lot on in common with just about everyone, if he wants to.

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  • George Pope

    I woulda had Darnell saying, "shut up, Doug" regularly throughout.

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  • BxGirl Blazin'

    Leslie is so awful.

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  • Kirk The Notation

    Keeley doesn’t even have an ass. Get off your high horse sis. Don’t fool yourself.

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  • Pritam Mitra

    The blackest white man

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  • Ervin Albritton

    Funniest thing I have seen on SNL in a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • ASMR touch

    Of all people to finally get a question right, I'm glad it was Doug.

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  • Dank Jaycobi

    White people from the south are just like black people because sorry to break it to you blacks are southern

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  • Nikkie ARMY

    You know, this might be a good time to talk about how certain groups of white people can relate to black people a lot.

    This man here probably works a hard blue collar job. He has some common sense when it comes to every day life and he doesn't trust the government. He doesn't seem to hate black people. He seems very happy to be there. He is NOT a KKK type or someone of willful and malicious racist views.

    So, where in his life did support for people like Trump come from? Why does he flinch when the host comes over?

    These things are learned somewhere and it interrupts a very happy since of unity that could be had.

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  • StarWarsomania

    Well, that went from actually enjoyable to complete turd in 0.6 seconds.

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  • Timothy Reeves

    Car Tape. Lol!

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  • Liana H

    Why does Tom Hanks play every role so well

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  • Kain-loc

    Nice little study on class consciousness and the things used to divide people who should be allies. I'm sure that was a complete accident from SNL. Never challenge the status quo.

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  • Dick Dickson

    How to heal a racial divide in humour

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  • Don Jackson

    Too funny… too real hahaha

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  • jonjon

    Tom Hanks is the greatest actor ever this says it all THE END

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  • Jáneel

    I must be so hard to be black working for SNL

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  • T T

    It’s not triggering put it is kind of cheap humour,
    Because classism is a far bigger reality than racism
    Everyone knows black face is wrong but mocking the poor is funny.

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  • Haddy the Creator

    Kenan just isint funny to me… he annoys me

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  • period farts

    "Lives that matter."
    side eye
    "well it was good while it lasted, Doug"
    "Uh, I got a lot to say about this"
    "Yeah I'm sure you do. When we come back…"

    Dead

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  • RACHiT

    This is one of the best Snl skits of all time

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  • Wyatt Bogart

    Alright that was pretty funny ngl. Ok SNL getting your game back up I see you

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  • JMRG GRMJ

    I just keep coming to this sketch, is one of my favourites.

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  • Erin Shuler

    This is my FAVORITE Black Jeopardy skit ever! Tom Hanks character is SOO real. Seen it 4 times and I still laugh. 👍👏🤣

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  • Erika Figueroa

    The moments when they almost lost it (not Tom of course), awesome! Tome can do it all even Mr. Rogers, that's it LOVE him!!!

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  • Tee Jay

    SO well written.

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  • Burlin Moron

    People these days don't realize poor southerns (like me) and Southern blacks can relate to alot of things.

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  • Wade Allen

    This is the smartest sketch I’ve ever seen on SNL. Show how poor people are all the same. Just manipulated by different masters.

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  • Gokkk Locke

    The only time i'm hoping to get everything wrong..

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  • Beth E

    I miss beautiful and talented Sasheeerrr!! WTH she go?? 😫

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  • Qrow Summer-Rose

    I legit thought he was going to play Forrest Gump when I saw Tom Hanks on Black Jeopardy….would make sense …he joined the Black Panthers, went to school with the first few black students in college, joined a black church choir, and was perhaps the most loving and accepting man in the world

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  • Jake Fabian

    I could go to 2:06 and watch that forever

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  • Callsign Dark Wolf

    Oh Doug's alright in my book

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  • Callsign Dark Wolf

    Best game show ever

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  • mike logan

    Reminds me of a time in the early 1990's. We all used to get along. Social media, is turning people against each other, with mob mentality.

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  • The Shaky Prophet

    “If I can laugh and pray in 90 minutes, that is money well spent” ~ Daryl 😂😂😂😭😭

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  • HunterRKS41

    “Lives that matter”

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  • motaz awadallah

    That Keely XOXO

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  • Omygoid Walsh

    I

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  • Yeet Boi

    Doug was gonna say everyone but mexicans

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  • Dennel Clayton

    This was funny as hell 😂 I met Tom Hanks and his wife Rita and Steven Spielberg altogether. Tom Hanks is one of nicest guys.

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  • Stan Smith

    The jews at SNL don’t know any normal white people. Nor any normal black people. They seem to think normal people are all poor and stupid. That’s arrogant New Yorkers for you.
    Car tape?

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  • GodhandPhemto

    Its always been about the Poor VS the Rich, the rich just tricked the poor into fighting each other over stupid shit like Racial tensions to make us weak and distract us. Thats why they tried to trick people into hating Joker over some made up controversy because the main point of the movie was people rising up against the corrupt ruling class, so they got their media lapdogs to try and make us fight eachother again over made up social political issues. It didnt work though, maybe we have a chance after all.

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  • Keyvaire Childress

    They should get bruh man on here 😆😆😆

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  • Michael Charley

    Tom Hanks g.o.a.t

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  • TruthBeTold I never was yours

    OMG LMAO

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  • bigbaddawg101

    I've used car tape. My $700 convertible needed the holes in the roof patched up.

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  • Karen Rogers

    The Best

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  • Hyp3soda

    I spit out my drink on the lives that matter part. He was just so devastated

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  • Rainbow Hoe

    Wow

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  • Oliver God

    Lives that matter"had me laughing hard

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  • lilmil

    Imagine if racism went away. Lol

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  • lilmil

    White people 😂 remember karens potato salad with Chadwick Boseman 😆

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  • lilmil

    I always get scared when someone’s wearing a red hat

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  • Justin Saving

    Very smart

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  • Jacrispie Jackson

    Moral of the story. Country white people and ghetto black people are pretty similar

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  • Slavic Soldier

    You know I never get this thing with Americans calling a guy to fix things. In my country if a man can`t fix thngs and a woman can`t cook that`s a national disappointment.

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  • mozac s

    Doug still fits that stereotype bill in 2019.

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  • mozac s

    This will never get old still watching it in 2019

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  • Jerryhayes2

    Our bottom 20% is like their bottom to high average 70%. Ook.

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  • Ray H

    Is there a fucking skit the bitch in the middle doesn't mess up on

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  • B I G

    Brilliant comedy

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  • syno crat

    We'll give you a pass this time… genius.

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  • patrick williams

    This skit had the essence of the old SNL days …back when SNL was really funny. This skit is a classic. It's hilarious, thought provoking and entertaining. I've seen it at least 20 times and yet it's still funny every time I watch it.

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  • Peter Washington

    Funny how they tell you the truth in comedy to make it sound ridiculous. It's not funny how most of you don't get that!!

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  • Braxton Bobo

    5:22 skinny girls can do this for you, what is not a damn thing, I was rolling 🤣🤣😄😄😄

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  • 95bbake

    Chappelle did it better

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  • Tim Baumann

    This was how it USED TO BE before all this PC BULL-SHIT came into being… I laughed so damn hard on this one! See what happens when the "PC POLICE" are kept out of the room??? WE LAUGH OUR ASSES OFF IS WHAT HAPPENS!!! (mic drop…)

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  • 习近平和毛泽东都是怪物

    The political class has most of us believing our differences are cut along racial lines. They shout from rooftops that white and black people have irreconcilable differences, when in fact differences are cut along lines of political influence. They really really don't want us to figure it out, because they will never retain power again.

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  • Cat Lover

    Lol..!!! 😹😹😹

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  • Noah Kelly

    You: there’s no such thing as the perfect SNL skit

    Tom Hanks: hold my cat

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  • terrell petty

    Doug is the 🐐

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  • Matt Nicholas

    I remember when SNL used to be funny back in the 90s

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  • Gene Thompson

    The correct final awnser : All lives matter

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  • CommanderX3001

    This is in contention for the greatest snl skit ever

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  • GBR710

    Where’s Sean Connery?

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  • kevinrspBelieves

    The last of SNL before it went to crap.

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  • Tony Agnew

    6:15 I, at least, appreciate Doug wanting to discuss his views on "Lives That Matter," but yeah, naw, was good while it lasted, Doug.

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  • Porter Mortarswan

    The Lives That Matter punchline really drives the joke beyond the usual coasting this show depends on.

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  • MF Marco

    BLACK TOM HANKS

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  • Ahfaz Khan

    Doug deserves an N-pass

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  • Larry Smorgasbord

    KILL LIBERALS

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