Brian Regan Teamed Up with Jerry Seinfeld for His Netflix Sketch Show


-Thank you for coming here,
’cause you live in Vegas, right? -I live in Vegas now, but I used
to live here in New York City. -Yeah. Well, welcome back. -New York City is like
no other city in the world. If you get into an elevator
anywhere else in the world, people press “lobby.” You get into an elevator
in New York City, people “lobby,” “door close,”
“door close,” “door close,” “door close,” “door close,”
“door close,” “door close.” “Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on!” -Just close it! -If you haven’t seen
the “door close” button, it’s the one completely
worn away from impatience. “Come on! Come on!” -That’s how you know you’re in
a New York elevator, yeah. -I was in New York City when
the pope came here. -Oh, yeah. That was a big deal. -And only in New York City
do you hear people say, “Please tell me
the pope is gone.” “I’m trying to get to
the Upper West Side. The pope and his
stupid barricades.” -It is true. Traffic — But you’ve got to
learn to relax here. You just chill out and get —
-I’m trying, man. -Yeah.
-I got in last night. And I got a massage.
-Good. -I always feel weird
getting a massage. You know, you’re laying there. You’re looking through that
weird doughnut hole, you know, trying to see if you can squeeze your head
through it, you know? And I was seeing
her feet moving around. -Yeah?
-And she wasn’t doing anything. And after 10 minutes, I said,
“I don’t know the protocol, but am I supposed to tell you
it’s okay to begin?” -And you’re talking
through the… -I’m talking through this.
-Yeah. -And she said,
“I started 10 minutes ago.” She said,
“This is a Reiki massage.” She goes, “I don’t
actually touch you. My hands are just above you, and
it’s an energy healing.” [ Laughter ] So, when she was done, I said, “I don’t actually
touch my wallet. My hand is just above it. You should be receiving
an energy payment.” -I’m gonna Reiki pay you. -Reiki. Yeah.
-Oh, my gosh. Can we talk about this show that
you’re doing, Jerry’s doing, “Stand-up and Away
with Brian Regan”? What is the new show? -I wanted to do a show
that’s a sketch show but that the sketches are
set up by stand-up bits, some of the older stand-up bits
that I’ve done. So I do those, and those
lead into sketches. So, I pitched that idea to him, and he goes,
“All right, let’s do it.” -So, this thing —
So, maybe set up this clip. This is a clip.
This is you at a restaurant? -Yeah. This clip actually
comes from when I was living here
in New York City. You know when you
go to a restaurant, and all the tables
are incredibly close together? -Yeah. -And they sit you down,
and, sometimes, you are literally physically
closer to some stranger than you are to your date. And it’s very hard to keep
the conversations separate. So, this is a sketch where
I’m having, like, a little intimate argument
with my girlfriend, and right next to us are two
guys planning an armed heist. -Here it is. “Stand-up and Away with
Brian Regan” streams Christmas Eve
on Netflix. Check this out. -What do you mean by
“take care of the guard”? I thought this was gonna be
a simple smash-and-grab. -Oh, you thought, huh?
Do me a favor? Don’t think. I’ll do the thinking. -It’s our one-year anniversary
of our first text conversation. Tomorrow is our
one-year anniversary of the first time we FaceTimed. -She knew all those. -That’s ridiculous.
This broad is high-maintenance. I mean, it’s too chilly? She’s hurt because he doesn’t
know what she drinks? -The broad’s a little needy. -I’m sorry I forgot
the anniversary of our first text conversation. -Don’t backpedal. That’s weak.
Tell her she’s being ridiculous. -She’s not being ridiculous. He’s the one
that’s being ridiculous. -I’m being ridiculous? You don’t have a driver set, and it’s going down
tomorrow night? -Exactly. -Show ’em how it’s done! Show ’em how it’s done!
Brian Regan! -Thank you very much. -His new show,
“Stand-up and Away,” streams on Netflix
starting Christmas Eve.

100 comments

  • Ian Maguire

    i'm being ridiculous? you don't have a driver set and it's going down tomorrow night??

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  • Obnoxiously Entertaining Originals

    “You don’t have a driver it’s going down next week” 😂😂😂😂 I HOLLERED

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  • Sirian Soul

    He looks like The Irish Adam Carolla …….

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  • Danny Ruggles

    i thought the women in the sketch had some kind of funny snap chat filter on, but then i realized its just her wide face

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  • Nelley Knight

    Yay!! I'm so happy He's on the Tonight Show! Hes soooo funny!!!!

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  • Kris B

    Best standup working today. Maybe only a close second to Chapelle.

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  • Branden Schneider

    Looks so Good!

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  • InTheWrongHands

    Bits upon bits.

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  • Geisel Diesel

    All I keep hearing is boxen

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  • ba55letmysoulfly

    What a great idea! And to it Christmas even when families are together! Brilliant! I look forward to watching with my fam!

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  • SeanOverseas

    I've seen Brian Regan live twice.

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  • Joel Cruz

    Me monster by Regan is comedy gold. YouTube it…..and you’re welcome

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  • Audrey Mae

    It’s a cup… a cup of dirt!!!

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  • Kenneth Martin II

    Can’t wait for this!!

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  • MKAY Thanks for Subscribing Have a nice day!

    RIP Ronald Reagan

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  • MKAY Thanks for Subscribing Have a nice day!

    0:06 & 0:11 Was anybody else expecting Cheers/Claps

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  • MKAY Thanks for Subscribing Have a nice day!

    How was thanksgiving

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  • MKAY Thanks for Subscribing Have a nice day!

    Reiki

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  • Carloman M

    Suppose you told the people in an Asian country that they had to allow millions of non-Asians to immigrate to their country every year and to intermarry with them, so that, within decades, the Asians would be a minority in their own country.
    Suppose that you told them that they were evil racist nazis if they refused to do this.
    Do you think they would buy this? Of course not! What kind of self-hating Asian would agree to this?
    But this is what anti-White White people are doing to their own people.
    They say they are anti-racist, but what they are is anti-White.
    Anti-racist is a codeword for anti-White.

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  • Christopher Norman

    Man, I wish I had a blackhole jacket

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  • Daytona Says What?!

    Fallon needs to just be quiet and let King Regan so his thing.

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  • José Luis Almada

    Who the fuck is this guy???

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  • Norbert Janz

    Looks like Jim Carey with a tiny slice of Jack Nickolson

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  • Mark Petrie

    His expression after he said, "It's an energy healing" broke me. I love Brian's facial expressions!!!

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  • Gerard

    Thank God!

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  • Rebekka Lea Larsen

    When does the fun part begin where we are supposed to laugh?. Thats just low frequency all the way how depressing

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  • Caitlin Pierson

    FINALLY SOME RECOGNITION!! YEESSSS

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  • Pumpkin Hill

    Love Brian Regan, but that sketch is like a really bad imitation of an Anjash sketch.

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  • I.AM.VICTORIOUS

    Ha… I know there’s two “T”s…

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  • goldwincs

    I've always saying that he's one of the best comedian. And wondering why he didn't get any tv show. Glad he got one now. Looks it's gonna be good.

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  • ValasaFantastic

    Brian Regan May just be my favourite comedian or is certainly always near the top of my list! I quote his jokes and use his mannerisms to tell my own jokes often. He always genuinely makes me laugh out loud and I often watch his comedy when really sad or ill! I think he truly deserves this Netflix show and I am very excited to see it!

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  • David Freyre

    ALL I KNOW….IS AT THE END OF THE GAME….I GET A FREE SNOW CONE

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  • Nicholas McColley-Garson

    I saw him earlier this month

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  • Lan Friesen

    This is just a stand-up comedy show with Jimmy sitting next to him commenting every once in a while 😂

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  • The Unkindled Cinder

    763rd like dang

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  • TikTok Gái Xinh

    Theo dõi mình vs ạ

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  • Olibara Hosasa

    Funniest guy ever

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  • Nick Dudesville

    …these jokes are sooo old, might as well do the "doughnut lady" bit. Oh wait… it's because he uses old jokes in the sketch show? …odd

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  • Nick Dudesville

    i love Regan, but that looks like crap. I hope I'm wrong.

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  • Red Rabbit

    anyone come here because of those flipnote videos. what are the chances this would be uploaded the day I decided to watch flipnotes lol

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  • Kevin Funk

    Love Brian Regan but that clip of the sketch looked pretty bad. Seems like too many unfunny people had their hands in it probably. If you let it be 100% produced by Regan and Seinfeld, it would probably be fine.

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  • Brad Robole

    Finally Brian is getting a chance to do some sketch comedy based on his standup. It's about time. He is just as talented as any of the comedians who went on to have their own sitcoms.

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  • Avarice

    If you don't know Brian Regan – DO YOURSELF A FAVOR! watch his shows. He's seriously one of the best, and so criminally underrated! Highly praised by many other comedians you hear about everyday who are barely HALF as good as him!

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  • Pewds Vs Tseries

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  • suraj punjabi

    He is like the parody version of David Hasselhoff.

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  • Ali Khaled Late Night Show and Vlogs

    Amazing Show Brian, Cant wait to see it.

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  • Shirley Toussaint

    Okay, Seinfeld brought me here…celebrating the one year anniversary of a text conversation is petty. B.R. reminds me of Bill Burr, so I am sold.

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  • Ariel Roman

    Many moosen in the woodsen..

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  • Juan Schwartz

    The youngest 60 year old ever.

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  • Harry Flashman

    Brian Regan Live – one of the funniest albums ever.

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  • Harry Flashman

    The big yellow one is the sun

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  • Sherman Mason III

    Brian the goat

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  • David Padilla

    Repent. Jesus,my Husband who reigns and Son of God, comes soon. Obama is antichrist and will use rfid chip as mark of beast with Francis from Catholicism who is the False Prophet of Revelation. There will be fallen angels and giants and aliens going to deceive people as well as much more. Rapture is soon. Don't make anyone your idol. Focus on Jesus. USA/NYC (Babylon) and many nations will undergo destruction. Usa is Babylon. War coming soon. Russia may invade Usa (Babylon).Plead the blood of Jesus. Kingdom of God is near. There will be three days of darkness. Please prepare as that will be when Jesus shall visit people. Be holy. Repent of all sin. Avoid sinning. Hell is real. I am an unprofitable servant and least of everything by infinity. Shalom Aleichem. Peace be with you

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  • Matthew Benitez

    im so gonna watch that!

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  • Dont Avoid the Noid

    There's a show with Brian Regan? Say no more, I'm watching it

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  • Courtney Sorrento

    I am SO WATCHING THIS
    I LOVEEEEEEE BRIAN REGAN!!!!!
    TWO ENTHUSIASTIC THUMBS UP!! (And that's not a measurement of pain in this instance!😉)

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  • Biz .08

    Brians jacket is dark black or is it just me?

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  • hipgoclub

    Her fingers had no energy and his wallet had no dollars….LOL

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  • Caden Bischof

    Brian Regen is the man who has made me genuinely laugh harder than I ever have before. This man will always be my absolute favorite comedian for that very fact. Just.. so good.

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  • E J

    FUNNIEST COMEDIAN EVER!!!! Check out his I Walked on the Moon show…

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  • Neeruj Sethi

    Brian has a show!!!

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  • Zane Tang

    This is the most funniest conversation I have seen on Fallon show.😂

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  • Wayne Black

    Great to see Brian Regan back.
    I was worried he burnt through all his material and disappeared like so many standup comedians.
    It's tough constantly coming up with new material.

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  • TaVeRiC

    Love Brian Regan. One of the best!

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  • alberts1985

    My fav

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  • Jason Powell

    One of my favorite comedians of all time! Can't wait for the show, it looks great

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  • prepro

    Jimmy, please just ZIP IT.

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  • lukeyg387

    Can you come get me?, – yeah I don’t feel so good, just come on in and i’ll be lyin on the floor…………..Oh I’m a Two, maybe the high ones , if you can go get a baby aspirin and cut it in half or maybe you could just give me a flintstone vitamin and you can attend all the 3’s and 4’s and such

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  • Jonathan Quatro

    Clean comedy is ALWAYS better. Brian Regan is the best at it!

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  • Archibald Doogan

    Long overdue for one of the quietly greatest comedians ever.

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  • D Marshall

    Hope I remember to watch it on Netflix

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  • Joshua Adams

    I love Brian Regan, but I don’t like when Comedians do their full act or bits on talk shows.

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  • William Vasquez

    Regan is GOAT

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  • Deborah Carroll

    frickin hilarious!!!!

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  • Sierra Travels

    Brian Regan is my favorite comedian! So happy for his success!

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  • Matthew Bailey

    Come on Jimmy. Your fake laughter is a little phoned in this time.

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  • Ryan Carty

    If you haven’t heard of Brian Regan go watch his stand up. He’s one of the best.

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  • GIN & JAZZ 'XX

    Thank you, Norm.

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  • EmpyreanLightASMR

    You know you're watching Brian Regen when you've heard it before.

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  • Eric Warren

    This is actually amazing – 3D "R/L" Brian Reagan, featuring Brian Regan. There is hope for the world…

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  • Joseph Womer

    Brian Regan is the only Comedian where he still does comedy during his interviews.

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  • HelloIamBear

    "The heist is tomorrow night and you don't even have a driver set?!" 🤣

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  • LongJohnCrypto

    The scene Brian is introducing is one of of the FUNNIEST, most creative comedy scenes I've ever watched! Great stuff!

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  • FellstrikeGames

    And the Netflix show and sketches are pretty awful. Way below his usual grade, with pre-planned yuks and very predictable jokes, and for some reason an even more pronounced bumbling, face-contorting, goofiness that seems to overwrite most of the delivery. Am a fan, just not of this groan recipe for old Mormons.

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  • mikewj94

    TAKE LUCK

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  • Tony Rossi

    Brian is the only comedian that has put me on the floor laughing so hard it hurt.

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  • M B

    Brian Regan’s joke about moving boxes, was all that got me through packing up a three bedroom house to move into a one bedroom house (mentally a torturous time).

    The fact Jimmy is interviewing him makes my day. It made my day with his Post Malone interviews and I’m waiting for the day Brendon Urie is on the show.

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  • tntkop

    FINALLY…I saw Brian Regan at The Criterion in OKC. Followed him for years and never got to see him perform.
    Awesome show!

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  • Connor Murphy

    Thats the blackest black piece of clothing ive ever seen

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  • EwertAqua

    Wonder if Gaffigan took from Regan or vice versa when it comes to the message and the donuthole?

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  • Derek Seven

    Looks and behaves like a relative of Jim Carrey. Very Carrie like.

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  • Cheegum

    I eat fig newtons like a tree chipper

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  • Cheegum

    Brian, brian – you're an imbecile!

    IMBECULIN!

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  • DARKANGEL SPARKLE

    I have watched this complete series (and his nunchucks and flamethrowers) more times than I can even count and if anyone deserves a season 2 & Beyond its BRIAN!

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  • Andrew Dussault

    From the bit I've seen I'm not too excited about the sketches, since his delivery is such a huge component of his stand up. Sketches mean less Brian Regan talking. Anybody seen it? Is it any good?

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  • Dena Redford

    Good joke on the fake massage .

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  • Zachary Alejandro

    Cat, K-A-T, I'm outta here! Lol. Never gets old!

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  • Dena Redford

    That’s a rip off massage .🙃🥴

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  • Tatum

    Jimmy Fallon is the only person in the world who fake-laughs at Brian Regan.

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  • copy print

    brian regan the best 🙂

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