Burglars for Gun Control | We the Internet Sketch TV


George Krakowski and Larry Jones were best friends, business partners, making their way in the world. But that all changed one fateful night in January 2015. It was just like any other night, ya know? We were just minding our own business, trying to break into this house. We thought it was gonna be just another quick job. But we had no idea what was waiting for us on the other side of that door. My husband passed away on Christmas day. I was all alone with my baby boy, he was just 3 months old. I was worrying what our lives would be like now, when I heard the scratching at the front door. Two men were trying to break in! She’s yelling ‘please, I have a baby!’ And me and Larry were like, ‘Okay, it’s just a mom and her baby.’ ‘Cool. We’ve done this before.’ But then all of a sudden… I warned them ‘I have a gun!’ And we’re like ‘whoa whoa whoa! A gun!?’ Me and Larry don’t have a gun, okay? That’s not fair! George and Larry were now facing a threat most of us will never have to: an armed gunman. I could see in the security camera that one of them had a big knife. Yeah, a knife, not a gun. You don’t eat dinner with a gun. If you did, you might end up blowing your head off. All I could think about was protecting my baby, so I checked to make sure that the rifle was loaded. I was so scared. She was scared? We heard her load the gun through the door. [makes gun noise] Do you have any idea how scary that sound is? The paranoid gunman’s threats continued. I begged them to leave but they wouldn’t. And we begged her to throw the gun away. “If you throw the gun away, Larry will throw the knife away.” “Then it’s a fair fight. Two on two. Mano a mano. Me and Larry vs. you and your baby.” But in a bizarre twist, the gunman called the police. “Please you have to help me! Two men are trying to break into my home!” Come on, you’re getting the cops involved now? That’s disappointing. I figured we had at least 15 minutes before the cops showed up, that’s plenty of time to negotiate with her But with a 15 minute window, and an armed assailant on the other side of the door, anything could happen. “Ma’am, ask them politely to please not break through until the officers arrive.” “I have a gun. Is it OK to shoot them if they come through the door?” We heard her say that, and Larry’s like ‘She’s talking about shooting us?’ The situation has gotten way out of hand. So we took a step back, kicked open the door. [gunshot] I didn’t have a choice. I saw the knife and I shot him. It was either his life or the life of my son. Larry wasn’t gonna hurt them. We just wanted to take all their money and stuff. But you put a gun in someone’s hand, they don’t listen to reason. And what of the gun used by Michelle Wilson to mow down Larry Jones? It turns out it was left to her by her deceased husband. Her aim was way too good. I bet the gun was haunted by her dead husband. One night. One gun. Three lives forever changed by a senseless act of violence. Breaking into houses without Larry? It’s so scary now! I’m worried I’m gonna get shot. Incredibly, no charges were brought against Michelle Wilson, who continues to live a happy life as a widow. But for George Krakowski, could any good come from this tragedy? That event definitely turned me into an activist. What about my freedoms? As long as law-abiding citizens have guns, it’s that much harder for burglars like me to do my job. I mean, what kind of world do we live in where you have to worry about getting shot at work. Unfortunately, the gun laws in the United States are unlikely to change, so what does that mean for bereaved citizens like George Krakowski? I’m thinking about getting a gun.

100 comments

  • Josh Perez

    California in a nutshell.

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  • President of the Secrete Sankcake Server

    Based.

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  • derchozenvun83

    What Would Vlad Do?

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  • J War

    Lady: I have a baby in here!
    Man: Larry and I were like,…… Ok. Lol

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  • MarSar Fishin'

    My wife watches these true crime shows on PrimeTv, etc.. Man these fuckers don't always use guns to murder whole families.. Some Serial Killers didn't even use firearms in any of their murders… and they want to disarm us against these psychos.. Insanity, pure and simple.

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  • L R

    well

    just go to gun free area.
    problem solved.

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  • Frosty Ghost

    Beta right here. Burglar for gun control. Literally. Lmao

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  • Zahkrosis

    Sad this is fake

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  • Miguel Peraza

    Poor lucky guys , didn't come to my house , I'm conjoined to my .45 !

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  • Miguel Peraza

    Try to take my money ? Will put holes in both hands ! See if you can count dimes !! Fkn idiot !

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  • Miguel Peraza

    This is a well directed pilot , for an upcoming twilight zone !

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  • WishmasterTheDark

    Sounds like an ABC documentary.

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  • *-YOUR and YOU'RE are 2 different words-*

    Democrats!

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  • Mirai Nikki

    LOL IN DEAD THIS SHITS GREAT

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  • Hangin-n-the-Holler 731

    literally what the left is calling for smfh

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  • Ski

    "How else is he [the burglar] supposed to get his money?"

    https://youtu.be/2ZGSQXmJPaQ

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  • nazi frog

    This is 100% Democrat logic!!!!

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  • John the herbalist G

    This was funny three years ago. Today, it's for real. Robert Francis O'Rourke has a history of B&E, and wants to take our guns.

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  • Marcus R

    Is this a Bedo promo?

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  • It's Ya Boi Neon

    I love her pump action rifle.

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  • Chris McEvoy

    So unrealistic….the news would never give the gun owners point of view.

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  • JG Kerr

    Absolutely BRILLIANT satire

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  • Stitch Hall

    What a Fuckin’ Joke!!

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  • Calruxio

    "You don't eat with a gun."
    Gastro from Assassination Classroom would like to disagree with you. XD

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  • alex bluestein

    I thought this was real because i did mo know the channel till about half way through…

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  • Valdemar Hoejlund

    "I'm thinking about getting a gun"

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  • Lucc 701

    Brilliant! Not too many things can make me lol these days but this did. Sadly, it looks more and more a "logical" perspective debating the backbone of America.

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  • Adi Osa

    I dont know if this is funny anymore ?!?!

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  • dale parks

    Satire is impossible in 2019.

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  • dee bedwell

    Liberals …

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  • Quinn Reynolds

    Except that most of the time the bad guys have guns too and then everyone gets shot.

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  • Smoky Donuts

    The reporters voice is killer.

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  • BigSeksi07

    This looks like a campaign commercial for one of the idiots trying to get the Democratic nomination for President.

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  • B Labrash

    Happy alive Widow 2012

    Hated alive Widow 2020

    Burglar gets all her stuff threw lawsuits 2022

    Illegal immigration kills her and her baby then gets her stuff while neighborhood pays them to live there 2032

    America for the win…? 🤔

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  • Baba Yaga

    How sad this sounds like real news now. The media allways says the bad guys had a bright future and was a good person

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  • Ted Spencer Sr.

    Fact not fiction!!! I would rather have a gun and not need it than Need it and not have it!!!! This is what liberal Dems. want!!!!

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  • zac garcia

    screams internally at 2019

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  • Evin Herzberg

    Liberals 2019

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  • Nay Minkhant

    HAHAHHAHHHAJAJAHAHHHAJAJAHAJAJHAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHJAJAHAHAHHHAHAHAJJAJAJAJAJAHAHH

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  • nick

    dude its sad bc this is how gun control people think.

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  • Aaron Ledford

    This could be called “California gun control”

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  • Gadwin

    now if only what was portrayed in movies is how it worked, but that isn't how it works in real life.
    most home invasions are being by the Police, an if you pull a gun on them they will put 50 or so rounds in you.
    an as of 2015 the cops now steal more from the people then criminals.
    but keep up the stupid portraits, simple minds might find it funny.

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  • immrnoidall

    criminal safe spaces. gun free zone. i i saw a "gun free zone sign, i would not feel safe there at all. how can people not understand they are advertising for every criminal in the world, to come to that,criminal safe space.

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  • Joshua Williams

    Wow! Beto's real dedicated to his 2020 campaign.

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  • John Jordan

    The burglars should've waited for the police to get there. The lady would open the door for the police. The burglars then could get all the money and stuff.

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  • Bob jones

    Proving liberalism is a mental disorder

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  • CHUD

    It should be “Police and burglars for gun control”
    Cops complain all the time about getting killed in raids lol

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  • Archer MV's

    "You Don't eat your dinner with a gun" Someone clearly did not watch Assassination Classroom XDD

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  • dat boi

    God made men. The gun made them equal

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  • Forever Misguided

    Was unsubbed

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  • EoWKen

    And because the gun was passed down to her in the husbands will and already sitting in their home all these years, she didn’t even have to undergo a universal background check to gain possession of it. Whenever the burglars try to buy a gun, they can’t because their prior convictions prevent them from passing a background check. How unfair!

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  • Tetro Bro

    laughs in 5.56

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  • Tetro Bro

    HOLY SHIT THAT WAS MADE IN 2015? WHAT?

    Are y’all like that guy Sean? Or are you more like Gus?

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  • D. MARTIN

    Awesome. 🙂

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  • Handsome White Devil

    Pretty accurate except the perps wouldn't have been so pale and spoken such articulate English.

    Bix nood muhfugga muh dik n' sheeeit, sail foams and reparayshuns. NoImsayin?

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  • De Oppresso Liber

    Beto and his boy's 🤣

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  • Brian Roush

    I know it's a skit but she said she had a gun and now it's a rifle and Jim bob did the racking sound of a shotgun. Holy shit. What's next. Joe Biden never sniffed on little girls

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  • Jaaa Beee

    Give it 5 years. This won't be a joke. Sick…

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  • John Tminustwentyminutes Mercier

    The Burglar Association meets annually at the Hilton. The valets say they don't tip worth a damn.

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  • InGratiaDei

    Workplace violence, it's everywhere.

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  • InGratiaDei

    A brief history of gun hysteria from a guy old enough to remember:

    1980s – the Saturday night special (referencing basically any kind of handgun)
    1990s – the semi-automatic handgun (which had been around for 100 years or since Luke Skywalker was carrying a modified Mauser broomhandle)
    2000s – the assault rifle (irrational racist hatred of any black weapon)
    2010s – the AR (pretty much a more narrowly focused version of the 2000s)
    2020s – make your prediction! Call it here…

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  • Citadel Defense

    Brilliant

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  • Gary Chief

    "That aim was way too good, I bet the gun was haunted by her dead husband."
    😆 I'm dying, I think I caught a stray bullet.

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  • Stormcrow

    A Democrat in 2015 already threatened to take away our right to bear arms, and the sale of firearms soared; instead the sale of ammunition was regulated. Democrats in 2019 threaten a mandatory gun buy back of certain firearms, while others support ALL GUN CONFISCATION; I'm pretty sure they feel safe saying this since they have armed security detail. DAMN HYPOCRITES. MOLAN LABE

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  • Stuart Smith

    This is so silly

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  • xeroflarexl

    Shoot the burglar mother fuckers

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  • ClutchPedalReturnSprg

    " I'm confident in my ability to protect myself from the un-dead. "

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  • V8Marc

    LMFAO love this😂😂😂😂

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  • Bill Kerr

    Oh my oh my that was dam funny good vid love it

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  • DanielFAILED

    It's pathetic that this is actually becoming a reality now, what the fuck is wrong with liberal people? I mean REALLY? Brain issues or mental illness?

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  • Goodness Graces

    George broke in to someone's home. But inside the home owner was armed with a tired old single barrel shotgun, a terrified look on his face and begging him to go away. George faced a shotgun.

    Larry broke into someone's house. But inside the home owner was armed with a tricked out 12 gauge saiga, a sh!t eating grin on his face and begging him to keep coming. Larry faced a shitgrin.

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  • Bob Diaz

    Dear Friends of Violent Crime, The Democrats in California have heard your cries for help. California Democrats are working hard to disarm as many Law Abiding Citizens as possible. We hope that one day only the Police and Violent Criminals will have Guns and ALL the potential victims are disarmed for the criminal's safety. Now I know you're thinking that if we ban all guns how will criminals get gun??? Well, thanks to the Black Market we can get them lots of guns, just like we bring illegal drugs into the country, so we can do the same with guns. So, support violent crime and fight to ban guns!!!!

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  • White Skittles

    This aged well

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  • Noobx

    This is hilarious.

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  • The Other Guy

    Liberal logic

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  • Moto Rick

    It has gone way, way past this in the UK.

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  • IIKiboshII

    Funny thing about fair fight thing… That is actually law in England.

    If a 230 pound dude broke into a 140 pound chick's house, and starting stealing things and hitting her… she is only legally allowed to use equal force. Meaning she'd have to try and box him. If she grabs a bat, not only will she go to jail, but she and the tax payers will be footing an insanely expensive bill.

    People go to jail all the time, it drives me crazy.

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  • Rick Standish

    Dems: We don't want to hurt them, we just want to take their guns & ammo.

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  • TimberwolfDan

    This is fucking hilarious. The sad part is democrats actually sound like this.

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  • TrisT

    still took me a while to realize this wasn't real

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  • Lucas Kanopa

    She continued to live a happily life as a widow. Lol!!!!

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  • NEPTUNE117

    CNN, felon rights not respected in America, It is unfair to shoot the burglar when they enter the home to steal things they want. It is Racist!!!

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  • Brent Waters

    Media 2019

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  • Walter Guan

    Criminals always want to take guns from potential victims regardless if they are sanctioned by "laws".

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  • Derek

    The sad thing is that this was actually satire 4 years ago

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  • matt c

    I smell Democrats

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  • Michael Wood

    It's good that states with lots of guns don't have burglaries.
    Right?

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  • Quick Attack Films

    Dude! Magic hugs! Nice to see him still doing stuff online.

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  • MajkaSrajka

    Krakowski?
    You fucking assholes lol

    (basically -wski means he a Pole – not to mention that Krakow (Kraków) is one of the bigger cities in Poland)

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  • UltraGamma25

    Subbed for being superior to the Onion

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  • sincitydude 72

    Lol,funny!

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  • Kevin Bond

    I beat up an illegal. Lost my rights. He gained citizenship. But id rather my family members be able to own them

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  • Jonkea The Gamer

    When you get a notification from a comedic video uploaded 3 years ago that still relates to current serious politics.

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  • JK Merriwether

    It's funny but I can imagine gun-control dbags actually using this line of defense.

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  • hak

    That's the DEM OLD RATS LIBERALS!

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  • KathrynLiz1

    Mwahahahaha!

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  • Juan Canales

    LOL

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  • Raging Demon312

    Beto calling for gun control during his campaign 2019 colorized

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  • sparkynm156

    It's sad they use "gun control" in their name. I watched SNL and all the other comedy shows I loved turn into nothing more than "Political Subterfuge Machines".
    That is Exactly what they are doing here. A vehicle to put the Death of One of Our Rights into a perceptional state of minimulization and easiness on the subject and action. This is how blatent they have gotten about eviscerating America from within. They treat Everyone like vapid little inept children and at the rate they are destroying education , industry, entertainment , food quality and cost, tricking citizens and themselves out of Freedom after Freedom.. look At Europe…. not what bbc and cnn let you see, look at the loss of free speech, and the seeming battle for the title "rape capital" or "prisoners in our own home".. Look at AMERICA, you say democrats are the way to go? You like extremely liberal amounts of government ,taxes,and regulations in Every Aspect of your life?! Because why? You feel you want others to make every decision for you? The demicracy of today is a infiltrated deceitful snake that has blackmailed all of your favorite actors and bought off every position it could while absolutely selling off America in exponentially larger chunks at an exponentially faster rate and Honestly you better be Happy President Trump is in office because most of the population MISSED EVERYTHING BUSH AND MERKEL AND SATAN HAVE BEEN SAYING……and doing…….
    …. A NEW WORLD ORDER….
    What's almost Truly Funny is..
    What this Agenda 21… NEW WORLD ORDER..etc… what is TRULY ALMOST FUNNY IS
    this is exactly how and what HITLER SAID THAT THEY WOULD DO as they lied cheated deceived us out of Our Cultures, Our Heritages, OUR FREEDOMS!..
    So you enjoy your Democrats that have You believing that the Most Important TOPIC TO CLOG THE NEWS WITH is what the Alphabet Hang wants to have sex with and How Many Bathrooms they should have to do it in plus that they should be able to use little girlsrooms?! I have gay friends and they are disgusted with what happened to their private choice, then they were the rainbow coalition?! Ruining the image of the rainbow for CHILDREN globally now they are the ALPHABET GANG?! letting drag queens be turned into monsters in children's kindergartens everywhere?! They have infiltrated EVERY UNION..Religion, Actor, Musician, School, Sports Team, you name it they have Infiltrated, Stolen the Banner and Charged it right into media and social suicide for Everyone in Said group except the extremists and subterfugists that stole the wheel and took each Freedom and pushed it to the limit until they've made everyone truly sick of it and nobody wants to be seen with it out of embarrassment and then that freedom happily? Dusappears…..
    We have something so Amazing in this country.. our ForeFathers Fought and Died to give us Not only the Freedom we now enjoy but they "GAVE" is a SELF GOVERNING COUNTRY that was intended to give All who came here under Honorable Intention, FREEDOM… and after a generation their Descendants could even persue Running the Highest Office.
    As of the 80s America was almost complete in the Big Picture. But now everyone left it to be steered by the slickest most corrupt people to lie Blatantly to them. Bushes.. Cheney?! Clinton?! Over PEROT?! WTF?! then there is obama.. do you not pay attention to their actions before voting for them.. he created ACORN.. ! GO look up what ACORN was consistently arrested for…. heroin distribution… brothels… human trafficking…beatingbup elderly voters.. etc…niw turning Netflix into a Industrial Psychology MindF#$I Machine bad as CNN etc… watch… Then look at Hillary , anyone voting for her …. you truly have bought it all hook line and sinker.. you literally have FIRES EXPLODING AROUND YOU and you can't put 2+2 together?! Top it off with they brag about it, you can see it all first hand and you can even goto places they have decimated INCLUDING ALL OF AMERICA… COLUTION?! CLINTINS AND THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT S CONFIRMATION of NAFTA .. The Chinese Government subsidized tens of thousands of factories to manufacture and sell auto parts into the American auto parts industry for far less than the cost of manufacturing until they bankrupt a Massive swath of American companies and then bought them for pennies on the dollar. Every product in Wal-Mart and the rest of the box stores are but a trophy of thousands of factories to manufacture and businesses that were eviscerated by this same pattern of Clinton and Chinese Government Colusion.. You missed over 50,000 American Automotive companies destroyed along with the jobs and millions of paychecks…?! In Wisconsin alone your votes are bought out by strategic immigration. Btw look how much they pay themselves per head to immigrate people who hate America in the first place to America after we were just pawns IN THE DESTRUCTION OF THEIR HOME!. Anyway.. Wisconsin alone .. Every Metal Foundry and Steel Mill GONE thanks to clinton..
    You have no clue what is going on.. so enjoy the Most Important TOPIC topic in your book. Alphabet gang and what they want to have sex with and How Many bathrooms to do it in while you talk about YOUR safe place.. your stealing little children's SAFE PLACE to pee… WAKE UP .
    President Trump has put this MADNESS on Hold and is single handedly it seems getting under their skin and trucking them into EXPOSING THEMSELVES EVEN MORE FOR YOU.. they are throwing themselves wave after wave out of their dark sellout America shadows seething at the mouth trying to stop him from revealing the truth! And you can see very easily what they've been doing.. So do you let them keep whispering in your ear and trucking you into not looking at the fires burning? Or do you forget your false pride and join the fight to take back this world and get it back on track ? You can regurgitate cnn all you want but I can prove they've been lying to you constantly within 5 minutes easily without ANY doubt.. Then then you can Make AN HONEST CHOICE how you want to proceed.
    Anyway… I think it's sad that they not only quietly took over SNL and all the comedy shows and turned them into political subterfuge machines but now they blatantly put their agenda in the name of one and you cow down and feed into it. Ask people from the rest of the world if they wish they hadn't lost their right to bare arms.. also while you were sleeping and letting Gitlees predictions come true with the Democratic Contortion that has destroyed the middle class along with realistic paying jobs and your freedoms.. There are some final nightmares coming into play but if you don't see those then wake up quick or …….
    Thank you and goodnight

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  • Cult Leader

    fuck the ATF, democrats , all leftest

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