CGI Will Save Your Porn!


>>Lee: So remember a while back when a law
passed insisting that porn sex scenes are to be filmed using condoms?? Receiving a resounding
“aw man” from bummed out porn watchers everywhere.>>Joe: I mean when you think about it lee,
the illusion of consensual copulation is removed once you see a prophylactic being used…
it destroys the urgency and spontaneity set forth by the pizza delivery uniform wearing
actors….>>Lee: you really believe that?>>Joe: God no, rubber it up kids, the world
is dirty. And full of potential children. Which trust me, you’re not ready to have.>>Lee: well now a porn industry in los Angeles
might be facing some backlash, cause in order to solve their problem they are turning to
airbrushing and CGI by digitally removing the condoms in post production.>>Joe: A rep from Falcon studios, the porno
studio responsible for said CGI said “ I wanted to give the impression of a pre-condom
movie, but use condoms as we do in every scene,”>>Lee: No, dude, we get what your doing…
solid quote though.  Now currently los Angeles has seen a decline of porn production, as
reports are saying that permit applications during 2013 have dropped from 480 to 24, almost
95%.>>Joe: and many porn studios have just up
and left Los Angeles following the condom enforcing bill that was put forth last year.
You know to places like Las Vegas and Miami… the places that need rubbers the most.>>Lee: Here here, and now look, calls for
condom wearing in the porn industry have been around since the 80’s mainly following the
outbreak of HIV—and really what is it hurting.>>Joe: Lee there’s an integrity->>Lee: Really??>>Joe: no absolutely not, especially now that
you can just CGI it out…. Thoughts on CGI in a lightsaber instead of all of it???

100 comments

  • XelNigma

    awesome ending.

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  • getsugatenshobankai

    This is why Joe is badass. Lightsaber penis…ACTIVATE!!

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  • i have a million cookies

    What did I just watch

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  • Arm4g3dd0nX

    1:02 – "…during 2013 have dropped from 480 to 24.  Almost 95%."

    Hey Lee… by almost 95%, do you mean EXACTLY 95%?

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  • Kyushutube

    Lol! Love the light saber ending!

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  • Papa J

    My cock would fall off if I was boning Lee.

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  • Livlovfallaughmoveon

    XD

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  • will johnson

    Does this mean that i can finally get an Avatar porno?

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  • Duncan Innes

    Imagine doing helicopter dick with a lightsaber dick instead… bye legs, balls, and almost everything in thE area of helicockter dickidum

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  • Shane Geller

    If penises, or peni, or penese, or whatever the multiple is called were turned into lightsabers, men all around the world would end up single handed (haha get it, cause masturbation)

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  • Binary Recoil

    The inevitability is that porn will become a non profit career. No one is paying me to have sex with random strangers, on camera- why should I pay to see it, when I can just go out to have an actual relationship with someone & get as much of my preferred as I want?

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  • Terra Estrahl

    That lightsabers quote put a whole new spin on swordfighting.

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  • papashake

    lee for president

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  • C O

    if you could actually turn into a light saber would you?

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  • scootsie119

    i really dont care. but i feel they should leave the condoms in. so many kids watch porn these days. i doubt porn effects if they wear condoms or not but maybe the ones that do will see an say well pornstars use them so its not too bad.
    kids need to wear fucking condoms theres too many babies happening form young parents. and even most adults should wear them, because there re too many babys being paid for by our taxes.
    i would pay for  condoms (and prob the morning after pill) with my taxes rather then pay a for someones whole life, because with most government babies the cycle just repeats itself. 

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  • Luke Steidle

    i love that ending

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  • David Hernandez

    Condoms ruin porn because they remind us how ugly porn really is.

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  • Bow to Squirrels

    omfg…I would actually watch porn if they CG'd lightsabers over the dicks : D

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  • MatsMouth

    This is the stupidest thing. Why do they care so much about wearing condoms? Just do it!

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  • MrMax89

    Nice Necklace Lee, Oh and really nice LIGHT SABRE Joe!!

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  • Astor'hai

    My porn is dark and full of terror

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  • XeroValentine

    i havent seen joe in so long

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  • hestheman929

    Wrap it up everybody.

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  • Untitled

    They filmed a porno across the street from my house last week. I guess that will be more common with people leaving LA.

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  • Wolvenlight

    I dunno about Lightsabers… Sonic Screwdrivers on the other hand…

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  • Henrique Terra

    too late space balls already did it lol, but than again joe's was bigger so….

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  • Emerno

    So someone has to photoshop the guy's junk in every video.. sounds like a pretty shitty job.. :S

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  • Podi

    As you can can see, laws like this are entirely ineffective if you pass them on a local level. Porn studios aren't stupid, they'll just move somewhere else before risking their income. What ever you may think about it, that porn with condoms is significantly less popular is a fact. There are very few people watching porn that will actively avoid porn without condoms, while for the reverse you'd probably find plenty. See it's simple, porn is mostly building on people's fantasies. So if you didn't have to, would you want to use condoms for sex? Probably not, if you use them, it's for purely practical reasons. Using condoms essentially goes against this idea of a fantasy where people don't have to worry about the usual complications involved with sex.
    My own take on this is that the government and lawmakers shouldn't get involved into how people have sex at all, on or off camera. As long as it's among consenting adults just stay the fuck out of it and get rid of intrusive laws already in place.
    If you want to curb unwanted pregnancies and the spread of STIs invest in proper sex ed. I'd guesstimate that would be around 5000% more effective than even a nation wide law enforcing condoms in porn production.

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  • Anissassina

    Haha that was sooo funny

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  • gaysquib

    I mean, you rarely see the condom anyways because the penis is actually being hidden in an orifice. I don't get people who think it's distracting. 

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  • Luke Carelsen

    no you didn't!!!

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  • bigtat1

    lmafo War Machine 0:25  

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  • Jonathan C

    That's funny guys! Check this out: "Luke, that is why I am your father!"

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  • Ben Goh

    Epic scream Lee. Epic scream. They should record that and use it as the intro to Obvious-Lee News.

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  • WhatWouldBerylDo

    i don't understand the big deal with using condoms in porn lol

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  • The Existant One

    OMG, that bit at the end made me want to see a SourceFed CGI porn parody parody. Oh, the layers of sarcasm…

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  • NotADoctor

    Not a fan… said every man, ever!

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  • Tiarnan90rs

    I laughed so hard at the end

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  • James Lewis

    Pornography needs your protection. Pornography is under threat, from poorly thought out legislation, people not watching it and inexplicably also from climate change. Do your part to save pornography today and make the world a happier stickier place.

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  • Trav B

    FIRST!! awh you never wanna be first in this topic :/ 

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  • Robert Schenkel

    May the force be in you

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  • Surrender2No1

    Ok so I watch gay and straight porn (I'm bi) gay porn I could care less if there is a condom or not but straight porn it ruins it for me if there is a condom 

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  • lsolon415

    i like turtles! 

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  • Myles Reddick

    Did Tony Danza just comment about how condoms suck

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  • Mark Berman

    1:44 Now that's what I call a BIG MAGIC STICK.

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  • Henry Molina

    Lool I've said it 100x il say it again lee newton is fricking hilarious!!!

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  • harasnicole

    Joe, don't just go showing your light-saber all willy-nilly, now.

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  • Chrysilla Fisher

    Lol, Mel Brooks got to the lightsaber joke already. In Spaceballs. Pre-cgi!

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  • theshovl3r

    Well the problem is that the sti testing will go down in the industry because its now assumed everyone is safe yo

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  • A User

    There are compelling arguments on both sides. There may be no simple solution.

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  • Jeff Driggers

    Star Whores – "Luke with his mighty flesh-saber"

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  • thatguylikescheese

    If only they could CGI better acting into it….who am I kidding, nobody's there for the acting

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  • Jody Angel Ugartechea

    WHOA…. Careful where you're swinging that thing… You could cut an arm off!

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  • MsChibiChan

    JOE! I MISS YOU! I feel like you're almost never here anymoreeeee! What happened?!

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  • Darthvapor666

    0:25 Josh koppenhaver….

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  • Ron Weasley

    I'm only ten and I'm worried that I have an opinion on this topic

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  • Ron Weasley

    I'm only ten and I have an opinion on this wow this world is dark

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  • Ron Weasley

    I'm only ten and I have an opinion on this wow this world is a dark place

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  • renoloverxoxo

    I have a question for guys who watch porn out there: What is so bad about using condoms in porn? You have people that are exposing themselves to diseases like herpes, gonorrhea, and AIDS without them.

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  • Shady Minion

    It's unfair to hold porn actors to such regulations. These aren't random people meeting at bars or on Tinder. These are professionals who go under regular test to ensure they are clean and safe for sex.

    The industry loses so much money to free and video sharing sites, that it's heartbreaking to think that they now have to rely on CGI to finish a scene.

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  • Zei33

    Lol

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  • TheAdamDooley

    JOE'S BACK!!!

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  • IWof

    the videos just don't feel the same….

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  • jesse scheepmaker

    yyes! lightsaber porn plz

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  • Jerh1985

    Creampie, just saying.

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  • Sierra Okeefe

    As a female that watches porn I think that it has less to do with the "urgency" and more to do with the fact that people like to forget they are watching real people have sex. Face it, it's hard to get off when your thinking about how that girl getting rammed by five dudes could have a family.

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  • The Seph I am

    I see your swartz is as big as mine

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  • akashia29

    Ok the light saber would be awesome.

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  • Phil Hempenstall

    Lee look like a Manga chick in this video…VERRYYYY hot!!

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  • zebracloak productions

    JOE! Where have you been?

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  • GrumpyThumper

    What I don't understand is why this legislation was passed over hmmm I don't know any ELSE!

    "Yea there's a lot of crime, homelessness, and the kids are hungry, but I'll be damned if there are two consenting adults having sex on video…without wearing CONDOMS!!! GRRRRR UNSAFE SEX MAKES ME SO ANGRY!!" 

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  • Mitchell MacDonald

    yo lee the straight hair is tight 

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  • mickeystrand1

    I still can't believe there are women with self-esteem so low that they would bend over and do whatever a man wants her to, and let him film it. What happen to the feminist who fought for equality? It’s like women are going back to being man’s personal bitch. 

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  • TheShadowlin

    Awesome ending!!!!

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  • SeemsLegal

    Joe! Glad you're back I was about to unsubscribe

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  • MrIKE01able

    thumbs up the "light saber" LOL LOL

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  • DrTronKpop

    that poor editor spent forever for that 2 second moment. lol sooooooo worth it.

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  • Michael D

    Where did Joe get that shirt?…I like it

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  • lightning

    fuck that, hentai all dayyy 🙂

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  • Paul Solis

    Hahahah Falcon Studios….yeah I've had a lonely night or two 😉

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  • Mr nope

    I have to disagree with Joe. I dislike any porn that has a condom in it. While I understand the importance of protection from STD's porn is 100% about fantasy. I don't know about you but in my sexual fantasy's I never stop to put on a rubber. These actors are adults that know the risks of their job and the industry itself is constantly testing actors and shuts down 100% if even one actor test positive. Using the argument that it teaches people to not use protection is moot. They are an entertainment company not a teachers of morality. Forcing the porn industry to put on condoms is like forcing Hollywood to never show drug use or violence.

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  • Faisal Ghazzawi

    does anyone know what porn movie is the pic form? ;P

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  • Michael Ogier

    Best Ending Ever

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  • Kurozumo

    I thought that the thin veil of situational casualty in porn was what distracted people from the fact that it was real.

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  • Onyx102783

    I'm not sure I can ever have sex with a straight face again, after Joe's comment about a light saber penis and the scene from Drawn Together.

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  • Je Suis Infidel

    what is this channel about? reporting dumbed down news to dumbed down people in the most dumbed down way?

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  • Eli Benji

    wtf.. they smoking.. these stories that they come up with makes u think have any one of them from a tabloid magazine..not interesting what so ever… my turn to make a vid.. corn on the cob studies show that eating it with butter will give you life expectancy of 10 more years.. lolol..

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  • noordin ahmed

    haah the last momment was the best =)…

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  • jasunmarkdotcom

    Falcon is a gay company… always used condoms before this… and are based in San Francisco.  They're also a gay studio, as I said, so there are no "potential children" involved.

    You people are idiots.

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  • Joel Farrelly

    Joe was channeling the soul of his porn-stache during that Studio Rep impression. Gone but not forgotten. R.I.P. Joe's awesome mustache. 

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  • Curas1

    Id like to give lee newton my swarts! Hahahs

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  • KillerShark73

    best ending ever!!!

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  • LAdwv7495

    Falcon's a gay porn industry. They were condoms because gay porn stars have become infected with HIV while shooting scenes. Condoms don't bother me, in my porn or in real life. My life is worth more than my orgasm.

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  • A Duck

    And the reason for making porn actors use rubbers during production is because…? Can't be STD's, they take regular tests for that. Can't be pregnancy risk, as they take precautions for that as well. Can't be for… what the fuck is left, education? Bitch please.

    This shit has no purpose. It hurts the fantasy, and for no valid reason to boot. Ergo, LA is fucking stupid.

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  • Ryan Bruce

    war machiiiine

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  • Adam

    It's going to look really fucking stupid when the guy has to pull of the condom to do a facial.

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  • djking3910 kings

    I
    hate to say it

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  • PRINCECOUNTYBEATS

    It isnt the job of the fucking government to force companies to use condoms you fgt statists!

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  • Blake Stone

    Dat litesaber doe

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  • Robert Goble

    um I'm not sure if i should say this but i enjoy the idea of turning my lower region into a lightsaber. Just saying

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