Cock Whisperer [Bonus Sketch]


(rock music playing) – I’m Mark. I’m a motivational
speaker with a difference. I’m (explosion booms) the Cock Whisperer. Always wear a condom. You’re a good boy. Always wear protection when
engaging in anal, oral, or vaginal intercourse. (rock music starts) I’ve got something to say to your cock. Get up! – [Group] Get on up. – Get up! – [Group] Get on up. – Hey. You’re a little dicky, but
you’ll grow into a big dicky, if you just believe that you can. – He’s whispering right into my cock. (rock music) – I love whispering into people’s co– (zipper zips) (condom crinkles) Up there cazaly. I’m not welcome back in South Australia. The Cock Whisperer.

100 comments

  • Aunty Donna

    Hit bell subscribe click click yes good

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  • The Man

    Funny how I just get the notification but comment says 5 hours ago

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  • Childish Platoon

    My uncle use to do this before heading to prison

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  • Jordi Shaw

    I'm banned from South Australia got me

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  • Brokencookiefreak

    Mark Banano, you asked for this specifically didnt you? X

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  • thewokiemonster

    Wow he didn't even mention doing a cum

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  • Finn Cook

    The cock whisper sounds like a superhero from a porno

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  • thec00lnerd

    My favorites 😍😍😍😍

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  • To The Games!

    Unimpressed

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  • Sami Metal Maiden

    Up there Cazaly 😆

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  • Ukato Farticus

    mark is a bit of a naughty boy

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  • this is not a duck

    h e ' s w h i s p e r i n g r i g h t i n t o m y c o c k

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  • The 21 Master

    Ummmmmmm, ok

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  • Perry

    Can you boys please define what a bonus sketch is? I don’t believe they exist

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  • GemA2Gen

    This one's my favorite

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  • VikingSchism

    Never cocked on a notification so fast in my life

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  • Zero Wing

    Was this released early at some point? I definitely saw this a few weeks ago.

    Also big love for the Tom and Sam here, looking good boys <3

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  • Harry

    Up there Cazaly

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  • The Life & Times of Joseph Murphy

    Yeah now this takes me back to highschool

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  • Richard Aspden

    I misread the title and thought it was the Cookie Whisperer……

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  • ReeceWithoutherspoon

    Give us bargain boyz 3

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  • Mikey Mike

    Demi would have screamed down the hole.

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  • Bigboi 360

    he’s whispering right into my cock

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  • Anibuffo

    I wish Mark would motivate me too.

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  • Thomas Ditlevsen

    Isnt that the guy that makes some… interesting edits and vidoes as well? I forgot the name of the channel. Something with Boys in it

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  • Clesham

    The fact Demi Lardner was in this makes me more uncomfortable than the rest of the video

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  • Mox Fulder

    my favourite shot is mark going through the door at 0:06 and i can't articulate why

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  • ChilledKiwi

    why

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  • Bean Boi

    okay

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  • exannuc

    Thought we were losing the old aunty donna but you've come through with the goods once again boys

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  • chiken

    my uncle used to do this to me but without my pants on haven't seen him for a long time though

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  • Hugh Pinter

    cum

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  • Ketsa Official

    I could never be the extra who doesn't laugh. I would he fired.

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  • Jesus Christ Himself

    Real glad this wasn’t done with the Glennridge kids

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  • AffableAussie

    Mark can whisper to my cock any day 😉

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  • Ben Daly

    “Up there Cazaly”

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  • Fartsforeyes lol

    God I love Mark sketches

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  • Apple Of Doom

    Ooh boy I bet the Tasmanians are gonna love this one

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  • mans alans

    Tom's stummy wiggles while he was cacking it laughing was hot AF.

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  • David Bronstein

    I want a full sketch for the suckjob robot from the podcast.

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  • tricksterhuaun

    Hey. It's my very specific fetish.

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  • Allan T

    the answer is penis

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  • mcc4m1sh

    It's the simple things.

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  • Whoop Dee-Doo

    0:45
    ASMR cock whispering.

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  • Sorry In Advance

    "He- he's talking to my penis."

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  • Exquisitess

    He spent too long in the kiln

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  • Elemental Sheep

    Bonus ducks sketch!

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  • DanCrippsey

    The answer is a penis.

    The answer is always a penis.

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  • Oona

    why he has to grab their bums while whispering?

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  • MediaJunk

    Up theeeeere cazaly

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  • Emily Doblanovic

    I went to this school and the banana at the end was apart of health class. In year nine they teach you how to put a condom on it. But we filled it with water then popped it on someones head.

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  • William Hedges

    I found the blooper scene at the end very apeeling 😉

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  • Edvardo

    i think i have seen this before

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  • Maddie Bryant

    How is this not age restricted? Not that I mind… haha

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  • Nimble Slayer

    Why do I feel like I've seen these bonus eps?

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  • Noel Burke

    Holy crap!

    I have that exact same banana!

    I bought it to embarrass my kids about sex education (also, because my health Ed teacher in year 9 bought one in and called it a “banana in disguise “).

    Funniest thing I ever bought off eBay!

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  • Hyena

    My wife needs to see him

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  • finonyaj

    Up there Cazaly fucking destroyed me top content boys

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  • Jacynta McKechnie

    I like that you chose SA to not be welcome in – we have cock whisperers already, they're just called druggies XD

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  • Alison Guerin

    You can stay the FUCK away from South Australia. you know what you DID

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  • Kett Egg

    Hey this is exactly what uncle Tim does!

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  • Sam Moore

    Imagine rubbing your face in cock for a sketch that doesn’t even make the cut 😂😂

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  • That guy no one likes

    How is this allowed on YouTube

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  • That guy no one likes

    I’m watching this at 11:52 about to go to sleep and I will have a beautiful dream

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  • Dizz Lexic

    It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye!! ;P

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  • Another Shift

    I know we passed the gay marriage law and all but really this XD

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  • Jay Milligan

    The cock goblin returns?

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  • Nommerz

    Every other youtuber: "I can't believe youtube is censoring me!"

    Aunty Donna:

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  • Spooky Bones

    Dad?

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  • Dan Cain

    I wonder who's idea this one was

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  • lyght01

    I love that they don't care about YouTube demonitization

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  • Captain Kefler

    I got what I expected

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  • We're Not Funny

    I tired doing this, i am in jail now

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  • My Storage Place

    Ok…

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  • The Playa Sheep Union

    Genuine question: Did anyone pop a boner during the cock whispering?

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  • Nathan Milne

    What the fuck did I just watch

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  • abbas

    They not gay cuz theyre not popping boners

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  • Tim Selman

    Did he just give that man cock butterfly kisses?

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  • Jewish Lizard

    Reminder that this is funded by the Australian Government.
    A WORTHY INVESTMENT

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  • MelvinDoo?

    Deja vu

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  • porcupotomus

    I love that Mark filmed a bunch of scenes with his face against people's junk and they almost didn't release it. It would have been for nothing

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  • Uberwenis

    Jesus how do those boys ever keep a straight face during stuff like this

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  • Robert McCambridge Drums

    Jesus fucking Christ.

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  • Bridget Buss

    So fucking weird 😂

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  • whatbucket

    y'know bonus sketch is a very off way to spell Glennridge But Written by Mark Banana

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  • NickB33

    I'm uncomfortable

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  • David the Chimp

    I can see why this was possibly reconsidered

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  • David Blinn

    shame that this skit was too tame to make it into the final batch.

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  • Bella pozzi

    The government almost payed them to make this

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  • WISE SERPENT

    "He's whispering… right into my cock."

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  • кคקק๏гtєг

    I'll go ahead and take it from here, Mark.

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  • quark

    un métier d'avenir XD

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  • CatLady 2.0

    0:41 is that David Duchovny?

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  • just like bart!

    asmr videos are getting weirder and weirder

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  • Rohan Hampson

    Well boys, that was officially the weirdest ASMR video I've ever seen.

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  • Advanced Koishi

    oh jesus christ this made me more uncomfortable then it should

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  • Andrew Huenink

    Bruh this dudes nose straight up touchin dickheads

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  • Coagulantsleet

    This must have been so uncomfortable for them.

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  • reaperfireAUS

    All of this started because some guy in a car told Mark he was gay 5 years a go

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  • Extra Memey

    Ha

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