Crucible Cast Party [feat. Lin-Manuel Miranda] – SNL


>>WITCHCRAFT CAN BE A WICKED
THING, JOHN PROCTOR.>>HE CANNOT HIDE HIS SINS ANY
MORE.>>HE HAS HIS GOODNESS NOW.
I SHALL NOT TAKE IT FROM HIM.>>GOD REST HIS SOUL.
♪♪♪>>OH, HEY.
WE JUST FINISHED OUR HIGH SCHOOL PERFORMANCE OF “THE CRUCIBLE.”
>>AND WE DIDN’T MESS UP AT ALL.>>SO NOW IT’S TIME TO GET NASTY
AT THE HORNIEST EVENT IN TOWN.>>THAT’S RIGHT.
IT’S THE CAST PARTY.>>THIS YEAR IT’S AT
CODY SHUCK’S HOUSE.>>AND WE’RE GOING TO RIP IT UP
ALL NIGHT UNTIL 11:45. ♪♪♪
♪ GONNA HIT THE PARTY LIKE I JUST HIT ALL MY CUES
MAKING EYES AT GUYS AS TAN AS MY CHARACTER SHOES ♪
♪ MY PARENTS GAVE ME A BOUQUET BUT TONIGHT
I NEED MY HANDS FREE ♪ ♪ I’M THE BADDEST BITCH
IN SIGHT WHO PLAYED A WITCH TONIGHT ♪
♪ I SEE ZACHARY MARCELLI GONNA HELP HIM GET IT UP
HOPE HE LIKES A SEXY TEEN IN OLD AGE MAKEUP ♪
♪ GOTTA HIT HIM WITH THE MOVES
THE MOST RISQUE I KNOW ♪ ♪ IT’S THE CHOREOGRAPHY
FROM CHICAGO ♪ ♪ ALL AROUND THE ROOM
EVERY BOY WANTS ME WHICH ONE WILL I CHOOSE
EVERY BOY WANTS A PIECE ♪ ♪ AT THE
CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY ♪
♪ TWENTY FIVE VIRGINS AND A LOT OF SPRITE AT THE
CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY ♪ ♪ GOT MY EYE ON ALEX BARD
WANNA BONE BUT I DON’T KNOW HOW SO I’M GONNA STEAL HIS
HAT FROM HIM ♪ ♪ AND JUST SORTA
WALK AROUND DAMN THIS PARTY’S
OFF THE CHAIN ♪ ♪ IT’S THE 10:00 PM
MASSAGE TRAIN ♪ ♪ ALL THE LIGHTS
MUST STAY UP THAT’S THE RULE FROM
CODY’S MOM ♪ ♪ MIKEY MAZARINO HAS A
STOLEN CIGARETTE TAKE A PUFF SO HE CAN SEE
HOW NASTY I CAN GET ♪ ♪ THEN I CALL MY MOM AND DAD
AND TELL THEM EVERYTHING ‘CAUSE IF WE DON’T HAVE ♪
♪ OUR PARENTS’ TRUST WE DON’T HAVE ANYTHING ♪
♪ GRAB THE CUTEST BOY AND STEAL HIM AWAY
CLOSE AND LOCK THE DOORS ♪ ♪ AND WATCH A DVD
OF OUR PLAY ♪>>WHAT SAY YOU, GOODY PROCTOR?
>>YOU’RE SO GOOD IN THAT SCENE.>>YOU WERE TOO.
>>OH, UM — WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO NOW?
>>I DON’T KNOW. MAYBE WE COULD GO AND GET SOME
PRETZELS?>>OH.
HECK YEAH. I LOVE PRETZELS.
♪♪♪ ♪ AT THE
CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY ♪
♪ EVERYBODY COMES BUT NOBODY NUTS
AT THE CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY ♪
♪ HEY I’M SENIOR CODY SHUCK AND YOU ALL ARE IN LUCK
THEY CALL ME MISTER TRIPLE THREAT ♪
♪ CUZ I CAN DANCE SING AND [ BLEEP ]E THAT’S WHY
I’M ALWAYS THE LEAD ♪
♪ THE PARENTS ALL COME TO SEE ME
I WAS THE PHANTOM IN PHANTOM ♪
♪ AND I WAS SWEENEY IN SWEENEY
AND NOW I’M HERE TO GET FREAKY ♪
♪ SO LADIES TAKE OFF YOUR TOPS
AND COME OVER AND GET ♪ ♪ A SHOW SHIRT
OUT OF THIS BOX YOUR NAMES ARE LISTED
ALPHABETICAL ♪ ♪ INCREDIBLY LEGIBLE
AND IF YOU ARE ON THE CREW THEN YOU’RE IN
A PARENTHETICAL ♪ ♪ I GOT BITCHES
ALL AROUND ME AND THEY’RE DOWN ON THEIR KNEES ♪
♪ BEGGING WILL YOU SIGN MY POSTER
FOR MY BEDROOM PLEASE ♪ ♪ NOW HERE’S A BIG SECRET
DON’T ASK HOW I KNOW THIS BUT IF YOU SEX ME RIGHT
TONIGHT I’LL TELL YOU ♪ ♪ WHAT THE SPRING SHOW IS
I’LL LAY YOU DOWN ON THE BED AND WHISPER IN YOUR EAR ♪
♪ THAT MRS. DONAHUE SAID WE COULD DO RENT THIS YEAR
AND I CAN’T WAIT FOR REHEARSAL ♪
♪ I’MMA BE IN IT TO WIN IT WE START IN FIVE HUNDRED
TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED MINUTES ♪
♪ OH YEAH AT THE
CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY ♪
♪ CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY
WORKED UP VIRGINS WHO LOVE TO SING ♪
♪ AT THE CRUCIBLE CAST PAR-TAY ♪
[ VOCALIZING ]>>ENOUGH!
>>MOM! ♪ CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY ♪♪♪

100 comments

  • PurnceNMe

    Lin-Manuel’s mouth up close is my kink.

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  • Kell Manderley

    ok but who let these high schoolers do sweeney todd

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  • Christian Krenek

    Yup. Every cast party ever, right here. Signed, a High School Theatre Kid (Who Also Turned Out GAY!) :p

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  • Ty Eberhardt

    Now I know why I’ve had so many of my hats stolen at party’s…

    Just joking I’m not that popular and I don’t wear hats and I don’t get invited to parties

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  • ShadowEagle75

    As a future freshman theater kid, I am very uncomfortable. Is it really like this?

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  • A Person

    “Everybody comes but nobody nuts?”

    Ok you got me?

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  • Mubashir Mahi

    Everybody comes but nobody nuts at the Crucible cast party.

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  • Mario Pie

    Lin: *dabs*
    Me: it’s only great when he does it❤️

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  • Awake A lot

    My high school cast parties were the opposite of this. It was an out of town thing with all of us, pool party where everyone got very drunk, sang karaoke (this is philippines) and made VEEERY bad decisions

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  • Seamus Burke

    There are never that many guys in the cast. Four or five at the most. Trust me. And yeah, 90% are gay.

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  • Fantastic Lady

    No lie, Aidy's singing was awesome!

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  • Eden Holdon

    No lie, this song was lit as fuck!?

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  • Will Coleman

    Not enough unnecessary harmonizing, but other than that I feel like an exposed theatre kid
    Edit: Also the Cigarette would’ve been a Juul or a pen but other than that these are cats social events in a nutshell

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  • thefantasticjames

    Feel personally attacked but you right

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  • Ruby is always sleepy

    we’re doing the crucible for our fall play this year, last year we all went out to a restaurant for the party (with reservations of course, we aren’t assholes)

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  • Adorly Tanglao

    That vocals 3:33

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  • Emily Replogle

    Love when Lin does the half dab. ???

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  • Bella Westerfeld

    Is that Alex boniello at 1:33

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  • W.B S.

    I'm laughing because shit actually did go down at the casts party ???

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  • Is that a weed? I’m calling the police!

    Ahh in England we just get shitfaced at the cast party ?

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  • tyler joseph trash

    commenting 2:58 so i can learn the rap don’t mind me

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  • Kaia Nadane

    I was in the Crucible. This isn’t incorrect lol

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  • Ellie Wilson

    i see you alex boniello

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  • Antoine Brandenbourger

    In Belgium, we don't actually play "The Crucible" in high school's drama class, but I can assure that the rest of the video is perfectly true (except that we can drink alcohol since we're around 13).

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  • zoey soteres

    IT’S JEAN

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  • Sarah Wells

    Tbt to when this aired and my high school was doing Seussical so we wrote a parody and got in trouble

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  • Josue David

    Since when did lil Manuel Miranda’s lips got so damn sexy….

    Geez

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  • Pemmi Alcantara

    i did not come here to be attacked

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  • Emily Replogle

    The teacher. I. Am. Dying.

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  • Asia Palmer

    Lin's lips had me shook the whole video

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  • bean deap

    Great job! ???

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  • Little Bit Dramatic

    everyone is saying "omg this is so accurate cast parties are like this" lmao why are your cast parties so dry? there was drugs and alcohol at mine.

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  • Alyssa Cox

    3:02 hot dang can we please talk about that??

    Edit: oh and that too 1:49
    Dang Lin

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  • Alisa Jensen

    Cuz if we dont have our parents trust then we dont have anything. Soooo funny

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  • Tamika Lang

    Damn fools…???????????????????

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  • Sarah MacDuff

    This was uncomfortably accurate.

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  • L Don

    God I fucking hate theater rats

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  • Geddy Engleking

    If you look right after he dies he blinked guess the editors didnt catch it

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  • Marissa Brigitte

    LIN MANUEL MIRANDA YASSSSS

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  • Libby Hawkins

    So accurate it hurts.

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  • Red_Queen_of_Shadow-Hunters And_Crows

    3:34

    Those pipes girl???I was not expecting that

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  • Aditi Duttachowdhury

    I may or may not have a crucible test tomorrow in AP Lang…

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  • Anny Conda

    Lin is so damn fine…those lips ??

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  • Leif

    What does nobody nuts mean? Nobody screws?

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  • Markus E

    Local theater "kids," ballet school "kids," etc, etc.; this is what happens.

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  • rudi setyatmaja

    Is that Jean?

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  • Hannah Mangus

    Idk about y’all, but the drama kids at my school are fuckin wild. My freshman year, 3 people got alcohol poisoning at the cast party after Hairspray.

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  • jenna

    This is sadly accurate

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  • Katie Miller

    1:32 Is that… is that Alex Boniello?

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  • music lover Steve miller

    omg if lin was a teen at my school i would so date him because all men in my school are u.g.l.y

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  • lula beanz

    All my cast parties in high school consisted of a lot of Taco Bell and a viewing of our performance…

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  • ama deus

    25 virgins and a lot of sprit efjhfhsjejhd

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  • Niamh Flaxman

    forever my fave video

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  • courtney

    im hosting a cast party at my house soon and this just made me embarassed

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  • Loki • Fʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴍʏᴛʜꜱ

    Lin wearing braces is everything

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  • KAVS

    This is definately gonna help me go good in my hsc

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  • Aashi

    And this is why I love theatre lmao

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  • Abby

    My School’s Company doesn’t have cast parties…
    We all go to IHOP at like 10:00pm and eat breakfast!

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  • harpsichords

    This video called me out in 6 different languages and 17 different fonts

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  • Tristan Dean

    In the great words of illymation, “ I came here for a good time but now I’m feeling so attacked right now” ???

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  • SirEriol

    Girls too unexperienced to notice that most guys are gay.

    "If we don't have our parents' trust then we don't have anything".

    Massage trains.

    Using the next play as a leverage to get laid.

    Out of nowhere high notes.

    Pointless, endless harmonizing.

    VIRGIN KIDS TRYING TO GEEEEET NAAAASTY (before midnight).

    Damn, the SNL cast loves acting so much that they will smash its head to the ground with their loving parodies.

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  • Zoe Kallenekos

    that moment when you’re 3 years late to the C R U C I B L E C A S T P A R T Y

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  • living Octopus

    Lmao they be having a party while the stage crew has strike until 11 pm then go to a restaurant to mess around until 1:30 am

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  • Miłosz K

    0:29 i will just leave it here for you

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  • Aasif Haque

    Came here for Melissa Villaseñor.

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  • nadia yusuf

    i’m gonna be whispering crucible cast party all day now

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  • Justin Tague

    Lol I'm reading this book in school and some kids did a rap about it and they presented it. This is much better than the one at my school.

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  • fruitoson

    in the beginning kate is elizabeth proctor, but when they watch the dvd kate says “what say you, goody proctor?” in this essay i will-

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  • n e u t r a l

    woah there this hit a little too close to home and you know it

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  • Raina TL5Y

    The least accurate thing about this video is the fact that they implied people actually sleep at cast parties before 5am

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  • JotaNSc BR

    1:36 Hel yes!!!!

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  • Chul Tulip

    Melissa's singing voice is as unbelievable as her speaking voice. Just unbelievable . But in different ways

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  • Chul Tulip

    My mom sick, she got it from Jean, now it's a whole thing with Jean.

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  • Bethany Wallis

    Not gonna lie Lin is the best part of this video right before the RENT reference

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  • Tardersauce35

    How big is their cast

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  • Natalie Davis

    That feeling when you were always on the tech crew so only like three people signed your shirt and no one knew you

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  • Britt Waller

    As a theatre kid in the past this made me choke with laughter!

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  • Amberdragon6

    The guy at 1:34 looks a bit like Alex Boniello from Dear Evan Hansen

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  • Caroline Ostroot

    HAMILTON

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  • jj hermann

    The only reason I know this video exists is because our Crucible cast has a group chat and I got it sent to me ://

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  • Connie Wan

    Does no one else find JEFFERSON High School funny? Like Lin Manuel Miranda's hamilton? No? Just me? Ok…

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  • Alex Y

    Can I get some lyrics please because Lin’s rap was on FIRE

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  • Jesse Forney

    This gave me the worst flashbacks lol

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  • Miranda F

    “Wanna bone but I don’t know how, so I’m just gonna steal his hat and sorta walk around”
    me: oh… so that’s why I saw that happening all the time. Interesting.

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  • Emma 456

    okay but that oh yeah after lin’s rap was AMAZING

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  • Abigail Vece

    i think about this a lot

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  • Molly Baker

    lol I wouldn’t know bout cast parties cause I’m a techie and we are busy doing a get out till 2am after the last show

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  • Andrew Abraham

    My school just did a Crucible show and then this shows up in my recommended videos. Woah

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  • Virginia Vass

    The fact that it was a big deal to do Rent was so accurate. We were so close to doing Rent in high school, and everyone was so excited until we ended up doing Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.

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  • Julian Klimczyk

    I almost exploded from Lin's lines, that was so fucking great

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  • Jerry Remig

    Aidy: "these boys are obsessed with me"
    All the boys: flirting with eachother

    As a guy who did high school theatre that is accurate

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  • Lydia Natalie

    I have watched this so many times that I know it word for word

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  • Wow Girl 1223

    Im like super excited because we have our shows for the crucible in a few days

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  • Imstgram Robson

    Snl is getting weird

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  • Abby Beardsley

    The most unrealistic part was “and we didn’t mess up at all”

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  • Abby Beardsley

    Lin in the Godspell shirt ? my production of Godspell closed this weekend

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  • BrittonKitten

    Bruh it’s so cool how they got Hamilton to be snl!!

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  • BrittonKitten

    Bruh it’s so cool how they got Hamilton to be on snl!!

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  • Adam Kane

    I dressed exactly like LMM throughout much of high school and college. Shit was weird.

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  • Mackenzie Rose

    I don’t appreciate feeling called out like this

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