David Tennant is Catherine Tate’s new English teacher! | Comic Relief – BBC


The one and only Miss Catherine Tate English is well dry. I don’t see what’s so great about reading anyways now reading for losers Ain’t it though? At least we’ve got a new teacher today Yeah, right that’ll be a laugh Morning … Alright… As I’m sure you’re aware my name is Mr. Logan, I’m your new English teacher nice to meet you all hope you’re all ready to Get to grips with some Elizabethan literature. Let’s all turn to page 53 in our poetry textbooks Then we’ll dive straight in with the Bard himself Sir, are you English sir? No, I’m Scottish. So you ain’t English then? No. I’m British. So you ain’t English then? No, I’m not, but as you can see I do speak English. But I can’t understand what you’re saying sir. Well, clearly you can. Sorry are you talking Scottish now? No, I’m talking English. Right, don’t sound like it. Okay, whatever you want, Now, let’s get on with Shakespeare! I think that you’re not qualified to teach us English I am perfectly qualified to teach English I think the are though you. Don’t have to be English to teach it. Right, have you got double English or double Scottish? Is your name Lauren Cooper by any chance? Yeah. Why? Your reputation precedes you. Anyway So… Shakespeare’s sonnets. Sir? A Sonnet is a poem,. Sir? Written in 40 lines. Siiir.. the last two of which Siiir.. must form a rhyming couplet Sir? Sir!? Yes, Lauren. Can I ask you a question?Not just now. Can I ask you a question now? Just wait Can I just ask you a question? Can I ask you a question now I only want to ask you a question kind of artsy a question I’m just asking you a question. Can I ask you a question? What is it? Are you the Doctor? Doctor Who? I don’t know what you’re talking about. You look like Doctor Who though. I’m not doctor here on your English teacher. I don’t think you are though Lauren! I think you’re a nine hundred and forty-five year old Time Lord Listen… Did you just pitch up from Mars? Don’t be ridiculous. You know your house right?
What? You know your house. Yeah.
Is it bigger on the inside? No be quiet. Did you park the TARDIS on a meter? Can we please get back to Shakespeare? Thank you So… Did you fancy Billie Piper sir?
Right! You are the most insolent child I’ve ever had the misfortune to teach. Thank you You’re pointless repetitious and extremely dull. A bit like Shakespeare. You’re not even worthy to mention his name. William Shakes… William Shakespeare was a genius. You little madam are definitely not. Now just sit there keep your mouth shut. And I will fill you in this whole module all right now. Amiss I bothered? What? amiss, I bothered, forsooth. Looketh at my face. Looketh at my face. Stop it! Is this the bothered face that… Right! I’m calling your parents! Are you disrespecting the House of Cooper? Art thou calling my mother a pox-ridden wench? Enough. Art thou calling my father a goodly rotten apple? Lauren… He ain’t even a goodly rotten apple.
Listen… but he ain’t even a goodly rotten apple.
That’s enough! Faceth, my friend, looketh.
Lauren My liege, my liege, my liege, my liege… You take the high road and I’ll take the low road… Bothered face, bothered, I be not bothered, my liege I be not bothered Face bothered Shakespeare sonnets I ain’t even bothered. my mistress eyes are nothing like the Sun Coral is far more red than her lips red if snow be white why then her breasts are done If happy wires black wires grow on her head I have seen roses Damus red and white but no such roses see I in her cheeks and in some perfume is there more delight Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks. I love to hear her speak yet well I know that music have a far more pleasing sound I go on I never saw a goddess go my mistress when she walks treads On the ground and yet by heaven I think my love as rare as any she belied with false compare Bite me alien boi! That’s better. A rose by any other name would smell as sweet I still ain’t bothered.

42 comments

  • gimoroemma

    Imagine someone being asked if they were English and qualified to teach it in this PC culture of today other people would go REEEE that's racist 不不不不不 anyway this is still so hilarious

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  • Xander Cuthill Main

    Wow.

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  • Turfysea 2038

    Hey my name is Logan

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  • Mike Emmons

    Yeah, I too recall when the BBC produced funny stuff.

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  • Annaelle Magnat

    Oh gosh i want David Tennant be my english teacher.

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  • Fr矇

    I've seen a simular video with less Dr Who and less clothing.
    Now that I think of it, it did have a different ending aswell

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  • Louise Hedrich

    why does YouTube recommend this to me twelve years later

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  • Annika Meret

    Big thanks to YouTubes algorithm, this is brilliant

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  • TurtleObsessed

    WHY CANT HE BE MY SHAKESPEAREAN PROFESSOR WHEN I WAS STILL IN COLLEGE?! IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO COOL

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  • Ex Saffa

    Love her quoting at the end.

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  • JustaFan1003

    I have like 4 separate students like this

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  • The Bodytime Group

    Brilliant

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  • CraZcatladee Studios

    God I love these guys

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  • eh

    Was this ever funny

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  • Logan Ainsworth

    wait was this before she was donna noble

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  • Dragonpuppylover 3009

    Bite me alien boy

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  • Anonymous User

    Hey, at least she learns well

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  • Zulqarnain Shah

    18 years of education, 8 hours of studying English, 5 days a week and I still can't understand a damn word she said.

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  • Toby Skinner

    This is 12 years old?

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  • Gauri Korde

    3:14 The way he said "extremely"… that was incredibly sexy!

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  • mkw1118 2018

    The doctor who??

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  • Michael Bragg

    David Tennant and Catherine Tate should always perform together by law!

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  • Kono Dutch

    I can't understand what you're saying though…..

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  • Will G

    She needs a boot in her face.

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  • Cian

    Doctor who and Donna Noble

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  • lizzy lancs

    Orite barty

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  • Johnny Cee

    Not #9, but #130

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  • Nicola MARSHALL

    I would never want to leave English if he was my teacher :-D:-D

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  • Nellydoodlenoodle

    Omg if David Tennant taught my English class…..Id legit scream

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  • Stefanie Balbuca Mestanza

    You fancy Billie Piper sir? Priceless

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  • Unique Rewired

    do you fancy billie piper sir?

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  • Grand Duke Eli

    Reminds me of a MP

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  • Rodner Tenorio

    Lol I <3 Lauren I thought I was her xD

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  • The Marvel Dork

    "are you by any chance the doctor?"
    Me: SAY IT

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  • Samantha Belding

    This is literally my favorite video on the internet

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  • Spore sims

    i love this way too much xD

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  • Louie Clarke

    How to be scottish:

    Have a scottish accent
    Make it show when angry

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  • Kanishka Agarwal

    True picture of the education system.
    Lauren, the student, goes ahead and spontaneously spits original verses in Shakespearen language.
    The teacher just gives a simple a RoSe iN aNy oTher nAme wOuld sMelL as swEeT, that too out of context.
    Oof

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  • ThoseGoodVibes

    "Are you the doctor"

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  • wendy kelly

    oddly enough the little doll looks like Jodie Whittaker

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  • Mia Stapley

    biTe mE aLien bOi

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  • Vlad Drakul

    Thanks U tube for working with the BBC by enforcing Elite control over the public access we once had by removing the better quality copies that were here just yesterday! Yup great stuff.Remove unwanted opinions., Remove quality so that everyone has to pay for everything removing even culture and quality replacing opinions with propaganda while claiming everyone else is lying. So sad. The BBC used to stand for good. Dr Who used to be great (under the thinking creative truth teller Russell Davis) replaced by 'entertainers, Social criticism with 'fairy tales' (Moffatt).

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