Donald Trump Press Conference Cold Open – SNL


>>>THE FOLLOWING IS A
REBROADCAST OF DONALD TRUMP’S FIRST PRESS CONFERENCE AS
PRESIDENT-ELECT.>>HELLO.
HELLO, THANK YOU FOR COMING. I WOULD LIKE TO START BY
ANSWERING THE QUESTION, WHAT’S ON EVERYONE’S MIND.
YES, THIS IS ME LIVE. I REALLY A.M.
ON JANUARY 20th, I, DONAL TRUMP, WILL BECOME THE 41st
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. TWO MONTHS LATER MIKE PENCE WILL
BECOME THE 42nd. I’LL HAVE A LITTLE PET LIKE ALL
THE PRESIDENTS DO. BILL CLINTON HAD SOCKS.
BARACK OBAMA HAD BO. I’LL HAVE PAUL RYAN.
I’M NOT GAY, BUT I CAN’T WAIT TO GIVE IT TO THAT MAN FOR FOUR
YEARS. WHO IS EXCITED FOR MY
INAUGURATION DAY? YES, THANK YOU TO THOSE PEOPLE
WHO I DEFINITELY DID NOT PAY TO DO THAT.
WE’VE GOT SOME OF THE BIGGEST PERFORMERS IN THE WORLD LINED
UP. HOLD ON TO YOUR TITS AND BITS
BECAUSE WE’VE GOT THREE DOORS DOWN.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>ALSO FROM AMERICA’S GOT
TALENT WE’VE GOT JACKIE WHAT’S HER FACE.
AND BEST OF ALL WE’VE GOT THE ONE ROCKETTE WITH THE LEAST
MONEY IN HER SAVINGS. [ LAUGHTER ]
WE’VE ALSO GOT SOME HUGE “A” LIST ACTORS COMING LIKE ANGELINA
JOLIE AND JENNIFER LAWRENCE, THEY’LL ALL BE AT MY
INAUGURATION COURTESY OF MADAME TUSSAUDS.
AS YOU ALL KNOW, THIS IS MY FIRST PRESS CONFERENCE IN SIX
MONTHS. THERE’S SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT.
I’M BRINGING JOBS BACK. I’M PICKING THE BEST CABINET.
GO AHEAD, ASK ME ANYTHING.>>ABC NEWS.
I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU ABOUT YOUR BIG RUSSIAN PEEPEE PARTY.
>>I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE PEEPEE BECAUSE IT DIDN’T HAPPEN
AND IT WASN’T AS COOL AS IT SOUNDS.
NEXT QUESTION.>>JUSTICE SCALIA’S DEATH HAS
LEFT A VACANCY ON THE SUPREME COURT.
MANY ARE WONDERING ABOUT A TIMELINE FOR REPLACEMENT.
DID YOU GUYS LIKE ALL PEE OR JUST WATCH THEM PEE?
>>NO, I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE PEEPEE.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT IS REALLY IMPORTANT, WHICH IS JOBS,
BECAUSE I AM GOING TO BRING BACK A THICK STREAM OF JOBS BACK TO
THIS COUNTRY. THE BIGGEST, STRONGEST,
STEADIEST STREAM YOU’VE EVER SEEN.
THIS COUNTRY WILL BE LITERALLY SHOWERED WITH JOBS.
BECAUSE I AM A MAJOR WIZ AT JOBS.
IT WILL BE A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY FOR ME AS PRESIDENT TO MAKE A
BIG SPLASH. I KNOW YOU’RE IN.
HOW ABOUT YOU? YOU’RE IN?
YOU’RE IN? YOU’RE IN?
OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
NEXT QUESTION.>>YES, MR. TRUMP.
YOU AND THE REPUBLICANS WANT TO REPEAL OBAMACARE.
BUT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BEFORE COMING UP WITH A REPLACEMENT
PLAN?>>BECAUSE OBAMACARE IS A
DISASTER AND I ACTUALLY DO HAVE A REPLACEMENT PLAN, OKAY?
I JUST READ ABOUT IT THIS WEEK. IT’S A TERRIFIC PLAN, JUST
GREAT. IT’S CALLED THE AFFORDABLE CARE
ACT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>THAT’S THE SAME THING AS OBAMACARE.
AND IF YOU REPEAL IT, 20 MILLION PEOPLE WILL LOSE THEIR HEALTH
INSURANCE. PEOPLE COULD DIE.
>>LISTEN, SWEETHEART, I’M ABOUT TO BE PRESIDENT.
WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE. NEXT QUESTION.
[ APPLAUSE ]>>YES.
MR. TRUMP, MANY PEOPLE ARE CONCERNED ABOUT ALL YOUR
BUSINESS CONFLICTS. HAVE YOU TAKEN THE PROPER STEPS
TO DIVEST FROM YOUR COMPANIES?>>YES, I HAVE.
I’VE TURNED OVER ALL MY BUSINESSES TO MY TWO SONS,
BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD. THEY’RE HERE TODAY.
CAN WE GET A SHOT OF THEM? LOOK AT THOSE TWO LITTLE
AMERICAN PSYCHOS. YOU CAN TELL THEY’RE GOOD
BUSINESSMEN BECAUSE OF HOW SLICKED BACK THEIR HAIR IS.
EXPLAIN HOW IT WILL WORK.>>I’LL BE IN CHARGE OF THE DAY
TO DAY OPERATIONS AS WELL AS OVERSEEING ALL NEW DEALS MOVING
FORWARD.>>AND I’M ERIC.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>THANKS, BOYS.
I KNOW SOME OF YOU THINK I’M NOT REALLY DIVESTING FROM MY
COMPANIES AND IT’S ALL A BIG SCAM.
HERE WITH ACTUAL PROOF IS MY TAX LAWYER.
>>HELLO, MY NAME IS SHERRY DILLON.
LOOK AT ALL THESE PAPERS. IF HE WASN’T DIVESTING, HOW
COULD THERE BE SO MANY DANG PAPERS?
HELP, LIFEGUARD, I’M ACTUALLY DROWNING IN PAPERS.
STILL DON’T BELIEVE ME? I’LL READ EVERY PAPER OUT LOUD.
STARTING WITH THIS ONE. OH, THAT’S RIGHT, THEY’RE FAKE.
[ APPLAUSE ]>>GOD, I’M LOVING THIS PRESS
CONFERENCE. I LOVE THE PRESS.
I RESPECT THE PRESS. LET’S TAKE ANOTHER QUESTION FROM
THE PRESS.>>YEAH, I’M FROM BUZZ NEED.
>>BUZZFEED.>>NOT YOU, BUZZFEED.
YOU’RE A FAILING PILE OF GARBAGE.
I TOOK YOUR QUIZ. I’LL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, I’M NOT
A JOEY, I’M A RACHEL. WHO ELSE HAS A QUESTION?
I LOVE THE CONFESS.>>JIM ACOSTA, CNN.
>>NOT CNN EITHER. YOU’RE OVERRATED.
FAKE NEWS. LAST NIGHT THERE WAS A CRAZY
BLOND WOMAN.>>THAT WAS KELLYANNE CONWAY.
>>OH, RIGHT. GOD, I LOVE KELLYANNE.
EVERYDAY IT LOOKS LIKE SHE DOES THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WITH
HER MAKEUP. NEXT QUESTION.
>>DR. BEN CARSON’S CONFIRMATION HEARING THIS WEEK HAS
CHARACTERIZED AS SHANKY. ARE YOU SURE HE’S QUALIFIED?
>>HE’S GOING TO BE THE BEST BRAIN SURGEON TO EVER RUN THE
HOUSING APARTMENT. IF HE HAS ANY TROUBLE, I JUST
APPOINTED SOMEONE TO HELP HIM OUT.
THIS MAN IS AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN ICON WHO HAS DONE SO MUCH FOR
OUR COUNTRY.>>IS IT CONGRESSMAN JOHN LEWIS?
THAT MAN IS A HERO.>>NO, I HAVE SOMEONE EVEN
BETTER. STEVE HARVEY.
>>IT’S ME, STEVE HARVEY. YEAH, I DO GOVERNMENT NOW.
DOES THIS BODE WELL FOR OUR COUNTRY?
SURVEY SAYS! [ APPLAUSE ]
>>THANK YOU, STEVE. LET’S TAKE ANOTHER QUESTION.
>>HELLO, MR. TRUMP. THE INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY HAS
SAID DEFINITIVELY THAT RUSSIA HACKED THE ELECTION.
WHY WON’T YOU SAY ON THE RECORD THAT YOU AGREE WITH THEM?
>>I’M HAPPY TO SEE THAT.>>THEN DO IT.
SAY RUSSIA HACKED THE ELECTION.>>.
[ UNINTELLIGIBLE ]>>I COULDN’T HEAR YOU.
A LITTLE LOUDER, PLEASE.>>RUSSIA HACKED THE ELECTION.
ARE YOU HAPPY, MOM? YOU, SIR.
>>YES, HELLO. [ APPLAUSE ]
I AM AMERICAN JOURNALIST WOLF BLITZER.
ARE YOU SURE RUSSIA WAS BEHIND HACKING?
>>I MEAN, MAYBE.>>ARE YOU REALLY, REALLY SURE?
[ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS CHINA.
I MEAN, CANADA. IT WAS MERYL STREEP.
OKAY. THIS PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER.
THANK YOU ALL FOR PEEING HERE, I MEAN FOR PISSING HERE, I MEAN
FOR BEING HERE. LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT’S
“SATURDAY NIGHT “!

100 comments

  • Ali Guler

    Süper taklit tebrikler

    Reply
  • Lupe Castillo

    This pussy likes to give it out but yet when it comes to people talking about his wife the b** gets into a hissy fit

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  • Mr Conf

    This is he funniest video I’ve ever seen!
    From Russia with love!)))))

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  • A T

    Trump 2020🇺🇸🇺🇸

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  • John Deagle

    Alec Baldwin used to be a good actor. This is a terrible impression.

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  • Vinyl Plank Flooring Distributor

    Honestly the impression is very low quality. Many better trump impersonators out there.

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  • Thaxasaurian

    Best impression I’ve seen so far

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  • Matt A

    Trump brought back the jobs tho.. unemployment's 3.6%.. snl is fake news from losers who forgot they were in the entertainment business – why doesn't Youtube demonetize them and their treason skits??

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  • mbolduc

    Hey Baldwin, how many kids have you raped this week? Pedo pieces of shit like Baldwin and Lorne Michaels hate Trump because he threatens their way of life. DEATH TO CHILD RAPISTS

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  • pete travis

    2017 was the Centenary of the Bolshevik Revolution. That's why they hate Trump.

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  • slug slurry

    Fantastic. Hilarious.

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  • Gretchen Wagenseller

    Priceless.

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  • Matthew Flom

    "And I'm Eric"

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  • Norbit Rice

    Is the Russian flag pin emblematic of the toughest sanctions of Russia in history? The United States has killed over a hundred Russians in Syria under president trump. See the problem is you people are idiots

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  • Hayden Simmons

    I honestly think that America is better off without factory jobs. Sure, we lose income but we also lose pollution

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  • Ozler Gurpinar

    Thank you, SNL👍🏼👍🏼❤️❤️❤️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

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  • Brittany Campbell

    If you shut your mouth trump, you might have more people.

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  • wingsandash

    "Hold on to your tits and bits."
    You mean, grab ourselves by the pussy, sir?

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  • Pete Ketners

    Hmm… will he use the tanks to run over any protesters like at 1989 Tiananmen Square? I wouldn't put it past him. He wants to emulate his pals whom he admires so much and join the real Rat Pack.

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  • A *

    Still funny after all this time and speaking of time we're all still alive, currently, no?

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  • SexualKamikaze

    MAGA!!!

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  • Jdawg 25

    When is SNL going to come up with new material?

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  • Paul Warwick

    Another idiot KellyAnne Conway.

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  • David Petrusewicz

    Donald Trump even products a job for Alex Baldwin to try to copy Trump. I say Alex Baldwin finally get pay for gigs now.

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  • D J,

    it Looks like Alec BoldOne has a Mouth problem……

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  • Matt Alibozek

    I remember that table full of folders with blank papers inside them… “Listen sweetheart I’m about to be President we’re all going to die”…

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  • Ricardo Mañez Tabarez

    and that's why I'd drink milk you grow titties and get all blotchy and patchy and bochy

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  • Neil Nexus

    I love these trump things

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  • Presstv

    Perfect Parody of donald trump is in link given below
    https://youtu.be/uIQRntg5hm8

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  • Batphink Reynolds

    ALEC BALDWIN flew on Epstein's plane to Little St James Island the flight logs reveal.
    Alec baby its time for TRUMP to do a skit about YOU on Saturday Night Live now you wanker! HAHAHA Karma is a bitch hey? 😛

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  • 007

    I don't know why people are angry about this. Nothing is off limits in comedy.

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  • Baby Bear

    Idiots SNL have no idea of the responsibilities of running a country. I have wasted nearly 3 years of my life following this shitty yellow journalism. Fuck you all. I won’t watch this garbage any longer. I take my life back.

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  • jeff cordova

    This Skit is timeless not to mention This Orange avenger is still in office lol

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  • MOOSEDOWNUNDER

    If it did not come from such open hate, this would be very funny.

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  • T. B.

    :DD little american psychoss

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  • Britt Volkonskaya

    Putin…lmfao

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  • Ld Adv

    Alec is fan of trump or he is obsessed.

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  • SINISTER SPAWN

    I can watch this over and over!😂😂😂😂

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  • Shubham Jadhav

    Low budget Putin

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  • Jeremiah outcast

    😂😂😂

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  • Irish ken jeep

    Trump 2020

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  • Daniel Paez

    Can the academy give something to Alec Baldwin for this?

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  • bassmentier

    Obama Hillary and Bernie combined couldn't fill a stadium like Trump can and they still made a joke about paying people to cheer?

    This is why these skits get so much flak. It's not that they're offensive, just not based in reality.

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  • Mridul Sharma

    I'm not Joey I'm a Rachel 😂😂😂

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  • JESSE CHAJ

    Now I wanna pee

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  • Miles Caeli

    How about now?
    You should be ashamed

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  • Vicky Ray

    Alec Baldwin is too good! Love him!

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  • Gualter Sal

    dude, i thought steven baldwin was the crazyest…. no your the DUDE!!!

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  • Benthruit !

    Didn't go that way did it ?
    MAGA 2020……………………
    Be ready this time snowflakes !
    This time we are pissed.
    Be ready !

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  • Edwin Amazona

    Trump did bring back the jobs he has the magic wand so Hussein Obama sucks. Thank God that witch lost.

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  • Nick Amato

    Hold on to your tits and bits. Lmao!

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  • Sohaib Khan [Paradigm]

    Urine urine urine 😂😂😂😂

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  • Thomas Higgmier

    You know the guy's a savage when he has the longest standing american comedy show making pee pee poo poo jokes

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  • Alfalfa Jones

    All jokes aside, Doesn't the Government Steal enuff money from it's citizens 2 pay 4 they're Healthcare???

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  • Steve Behnke

    Mainstream media has had connections with Russia forever.

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  • ken C.D

    Alec looks exactly like trump ! It's spooky .

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  • Admin

    Trump 2020🇺🇸👍

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  • Stanford Leeham

    American and japanese had alot A blood can i go to italy or germany meet there ab or b

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  • Stanford Leeham

    Also rh-

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  • Stanford Leeham

    I dont want to russia putin kill me

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  • Lenny Watt

    3:41 is that mindy from Drake and Josh

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  • Zorka Kelly

    Adore we You…never stop

    Please

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  • L C

    Its not even funny!

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  • WorldInFlamesAgain

    Buuuuutttt. The real Donald Trump is funnier than this shit.

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  • h

    Orange Man Bad

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  • cocosongo1

    🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤡

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  • nar ́to Uzumaki

    june 2019 White House Press Conferences do not exist anymore
    now he just stands on the Lawn and talks for a couple of minutes with a Helicopter in the Background making noise so the journalists cant talk or ask questions normal …
    Germany 1933 lets not forget what can happen …

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  • Chris Lombardi

    i don't think it's that good of an impression (and im not a trumper)

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  • Fox Blue River

    Darell Hammond was better than Baldwin as Trump by a great deal.

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  • John Gallagher

    funny cuz snl payed people to laugh at this and trump gets 10x more supporters at his rallies than others. did you know that a a recent biden rally in massechusetts, 30 people showed up, and trump had a rally there at the same time and had thousands trying to get in?

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  • Arjay Pataweg

    I love the man who do PUTIN..haha he is HOT!

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  • ndingo

    Too bad Alec Baldwin can’t do These skits anymore because trump can’t take a joke 😢

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  • Cole Cook

    I hate u

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  • nmadankumar1978

    First press conference in 6 months as president. We are still waiting for a press conference from our PM in the sixth year

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  • Gil Cohen

    this not funny anymore. just trashing.

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  • Edward Miessner

    Alec Baldwin is so good impersonating Donald Trump! And the icing on the cake is that Trump hates it sooo much! 😂

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  • ch ma

    lol

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  • codzeedee dee

    Them lips…..bwahaha😂😂😂

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  • Bryan Bokser

    "I'm about to be president, we're all going to die"

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  • thebaddog410

    Unwatchable, totally biased…sad

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  • Kelly Berry

    Alec is AWESOME!!! 😉

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  • stacie carp

    ** OMG SO FUNNY **

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  • Augustine Liew

    If President Trump is a dictator, all these mockers would be in front of firing squads

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  • The Trend Buzz

    Alec Baldwin is in Jeffrey Epstein's little black book, I"m sure he really hates Trump with a passion for allowing the arrest of Epstein. https://www.thetrendbuzz.com/?s=epstein

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  • Cutie Elise

    “…and I’m Eric.” Very fitting considering the fact that of all of his children, people label Eric as being “the dumb one”.
    DJTJR is the asshole
    Eric is the dumb one
    Ivanka is the complicit/clueless/spoiled one
    Tiffany is the forgotten one
    Barron is the youngest one

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  • Derek Roberts

    Not his best impression of Trump. It's sad bc this was the best script for him.

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  • The commentor

    Trump’s idea of creating jobs:

    YOU'RE FIRED

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  • Golden 47

    How about you… Your in, Urin, Urin, Urin

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  • gregm1775

    That was brilliant! Spot on!

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  • Jim Butler

    Thank you all for peeing here.

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  • c

    A-Listers, courtesy of Madame Tussauds! Didn’t catch this reference first time, due to laughter.

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  • Shays my Name

    Poor trump tweeted how snl should be investigated for free speech 🖕🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏼‍♀️🖕🏼

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  • allelbows97

    baldwin has found the role of his life!!!

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  • melanie Tirbany

    We Absolutely LOVE ❤️ you ALEC BALDWIN , best impersonation of Trump ever👍🏼loved every moment of it you are the Bomb!!👍🏼.. Please do more if possible

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  • Google User

    Damn only 14 million views… I thought it would get 800 million or something… Trump supporters must not have watched it.

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  • valentina valentina

    It's not Pee Pee Party. It's a U're In Party. Ok?🤣

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  • EarthquakeStar

    Cue Dave Chappelle and R. Kelly. LoL

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  • Joslyn Adams

    “I’m not talking about the pee pee” 🤣🤣🤣

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  • 3dgar 7eandro

    I love the Vladimir Putin impersonation 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    Reply
  • Flawrence Isenhart

    you're in, you're in, urine, urine, urine, urine…

    Reply

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