Election Night – SNL


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>>>THIS IS “ELECTION NIGHT IN AMERICA.”
>>I CAN’T BELIEVE AFTER ALL THIS IT’S GOING TO FINALLY BE
OVER.>>I DON’T KNOW, WE’LL SEE.
TRUMP’S ALREADY GOT LAWYERS TO FIGHT THE RESULTS.
>>YEAH, DON’T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT OR I WILL LEAVE.
>>GUYS. WE’RE ABOUT TO HAVE OUR FIRST
WOMAN PRESIDENT. LIKE THIS IS GOING TO BE A
HISTORIC NIGHT.>>YEAH, YEAH.
IT MIGHT AN HISTORIC NIGHT. BUT DON’T FORGET IT’S A BIG
COUNTRY.>>MY FRIEND AT “THE HUFFINGTON
POST” SAYS SHE WIN BUSY 5 POINTS.
>>I DON’T KNOW, MY FRIEND AT SLATE SAYS SHE’LL WIN BY 3.
>>OH, WELL, SHE’LL WIN THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE FOR SURE BUT I
GUESS THERE’S A NIGHTMARE SCENARIO WHERE HE WINS THE
POPULAR VOTE.>>REALLY?
THAT’S YOUR NIGHTMARE SCENARIO, HUH?
[ LAUGHTER ]>>BECAUSE OF SHIFTING
DEMOGRAPHICS THERE MIGHT NEVER BE ANOTHER REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT
IN THIS COUNTRY.>>WORD.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU EVER BEEN AROUND THIS
COUNTRY BEFORE?>>AND WE PROJECT KENTUCKY WILL
GO TO DONALD TRUMP.>>WELL, OF COURSE HE WON
KENTUCKY, THAT’S WHERE ALL THE RACISTS ARE.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>ALL OF THEM ARE IN KENTUCKY?
>>OH, SHE’S GOT VERMONT.>>OH, SNAP, VERMONT!
THREE ELECTORAL VOTES! THAT’S A POWER GRAB.
>>OKAY. THIS SAYS FLORIDA IS TOO CLOSE
TO CALL.>>OKAY, NO, IT SAYS TOO EARLY
TO CALL. THERE’S ONLY 1% IN.
>>I’M JUST GOING TO GO AHEAD AND CALL IT.
FLORIDA’S GOING BLUE. TO LATINOS!
>>TO LATINOS! [ LAUGHTER ]
>>WELL, OF COURSE HE’S GOING TO WIN OHIO, WE KNEW THAT.
IF WE CAN GET PENNSYLVANIA, FLORIDA, AND NORTH CAROLINA, WE
DON’T EVEN NEED OHIO.>>YEAH.
IF THE INDIANS SCORED FOUR MORE RUNS, THEY’D HAVE WON THE WORLD
SERIES TOO, DUDE.>>I’M GOING TO GRAB A XANAX
FROM THE BEDROOM.>>OKAY, GRAB ME SIX.
>>YEAH, I’LL BRING THE WHOLE BOTTLE.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>LOOK.
EARLY RETURNS ARE ALWAYS GOING TO BE REPUBLICAN.
BECAUSE REPUBLICANS GO TO SLEEP EARLY.
IT’S JUST A FACT.>>I TALKED TO MY BROTHER-IN-LAW
AT CBS. HE SAYS TRUMP’S GOING TO WIN
FLORIDA.>>WELL.
I GUESS LATINOS DIDN’T HEAR ABOUT YOUR TOAST.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>HEY, GUYS, WHAT DID I MISS?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>LARRY, TRUMP MIGHT ACTUALLY
WIN.>>HA HA HA!
I MEAN, OF COURSE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>>I TRIED TO TELL THEM THAT.>>WHAT IS HAPPENING?
WHY ARE WOMEN EVEN VOTING FOR HIM?
>>YEAH, I DON’T GET YOU LADIES. I MEAN, THE COUNTRY’S 55% WOMEN.
I MEAN, IF THE COUNTRY WAS 55% BLACK?
WELL, WE’D HAVE TONS OF BLACK PRESIDENTS.
FLAVOR FLAV WOULD BE PRESIDENT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>OKAY. ALL SHE HAS TO DO IS COME BACK
AND WIN WISCONSIN, COME BACK AND WIN MICHIGAN, COME BACK AND WIN
PENNSYLVANIA.>>SOME OF THE COUNTIES, THE
URBAN COUNTIES, THEY’RE SO — BLACK PEOPLE VOTE LATE!
[ LAUGHTER ]>>YEAH, LET’S HOPE THERE’S
100,000 OF US IN GREEN BAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
THOSE BROTHERS LOVE THE PACKERS.>>YOU NEVER KNOW, GUYS.
ALASKA’S STILL OUT THERE.>>WE’RE NOW CALLING ALASKA FOR
DONALD TRUMP.>>OH MY GOD.
I THINK AMERICA IS RACIST.>>OH MY GOD!
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, I REMEMBER MY GREAT
GRANDFATHER TOLD ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
BUT HE WAS LIKE A SLAVE OR SOMETHING, I DON’T KNOW.
>>I — I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. WHY AREN’T PEOPLE TURNING OUT
FOR HILLARY THE WAY THEY DID FOR BARACK OBAMA?
>>I MEAN, MAYBE BECAUSE YOU’RE REPLACING A CHARISMATIC
40-YEAR-OLD BLACK GUY WITH A 70-YEAR-OLD WHITE WOMAN.
THAT’S LIKE THE KNICKS REPLACING PATRICK EWING WITH NEIL PATRICK
HARRIS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>AND DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES.>>YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT.
IT WAS A HISTORIC NIGHT. DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT.
EIGHT YEARS ARE GOING TO FLY BY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>>YEAH, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL GOING TO BE WHITE.
>>BUT WHAT ABOUT UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS?
>>THEY’RE NOT GOING NOWHERE, COME ON.
YOU ACT LIKE EVERYBODY TRYING TO PICK THEIR OWN STRAWBERRIES.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>THIS IS, THIS IS CRAZY.
I MEAN, DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE A WOMAN IN THIS
COUNTRY WHERE YOU CAN’T GET AHEAD NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO?
>>OH, GEEZ, I DON’T KNOW. I’LL PUT MY THINKING CAP ON FOR
THAT ONE AND GET BACK TO YOU.>>NO, COME ON, YOU GUYS.
GET SOME REST. YOU GOT A BIG DAY OF MOPING AND
WRITING ON FACEBOOK TOMORROW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>>THIS IS THE MOST SHAMEFUL THING AMERICA HAS EVER DONE.
>>HA HA HA!>>HA HA HA!
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

100 comments

  • Michael Grace

    I think he was a slave or something I don't know

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  • Rafalitto

    So beautiful

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  • Cadcam

    8 years are gonna fly by!!!! Trump 2024!!!

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  • Ray Braud

    "Let me put my thinking cap on on this one!"

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  • Magnum Ilirikum

    LOOOOL! BRILLIANT!

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  • ManMonkey600

    What makes this shit even funnier is how this is really how people were on this night. I will never forget it. Fucking hilarious.

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  • Speed Drawing

    Honestly, I'm still kinda mad I live in a state that went to Hillary. Really guys?

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  • Jerry L.

    This comment section is just like the white liberals in the sketch………….A bunch of white people trying to suck up to black people.

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  • Tristen Rempel

    #Trump2020

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  • nogh Thangs

    racist=someone who does not agree with your shallow political views.

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  • Lisa Marie

    As a conservative Republican who did and will vote Trump … that was hilarious

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  • RobPaul

    GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER!

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  • Nathan Park

    Trump 2020

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  • Wildman Samurai

    2019 anyone?

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  • Eli Cates

    And so begins the downfall of Saturday Night Live. Trump is racist! Anyone who supports him is racist! America is racist! White people are racist! Truth=Liberals are insane

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  • R R6

    12 more years!

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  • OMGz1122

    I NEED A NAP. I NEED NECTAR SLEEP!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN SLEEPING TO BE SO INSPIRING

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  • Jason Schilinski

    man i cant understand this shit

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  • alex desmery

    When the Democrats went crazy and formed a firing circle.

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  • bill cosby

    She was winning until the republicans got off work….

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  • SK3L3TTO

    One of the happiest day of my live! #Trump2020

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  • Busterpeek21

    Classic!

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  • Dennie Ladd

    AHAHAHA MORONS STILL FIGHTING IT

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  • Eddie Zielinski

    And im so glad i havent watched snl in 10 years, this shows me it hasnt gotten any better.

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  • paradigm respawn

    This is what happens when you click on ANY SNL link ☆ 13 second ads you.CAN NOT opt out of. My option? Hit the pause button, make a comment, give a THUMBS DOWN & move onwards & upwards!!!

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  • isaiah baller

    As a Conservative I find this funny especially when he said " these next 8 years are going to fly by"

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  • Ben O

    This is the most shameful thing America has ever done lol! TRUMP 2020

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  • s staners

    This never gets old.

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  • Thoun Beast

    Not sure if should like or dislike

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  • stheday1

    That was the worst night in America's history.

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  • Stephen smith

    That black bloke is pinball from Conair

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  • Hot cock

    Neal Patrick Harris is pretty cool

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  • David Murphy

    Every house in California

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  • GregorPQ

    The most successful comedians in Amerika joke, that they can't get ahead.
    Delusion.

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  • Megabenjamin

    Donald is just a good president

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  • Ali F

    Chappelle is cool tho

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  • Marcus Pearl

    Dave Chapelle and Chris Rock

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  • Marcus Pearl

    We knew the moment Hillary was nominated that Trump was going to win.

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  • KingExcellent Productions

    This skit was kinda confusing

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  • James D

    I have a feeling Donald Trump doesn’t find this funny.

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  • Mr.Irish

    Trumps a real Og. Trump 2020!

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  • myopinions46

    No Latinos are Republican

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  • Jimmy

    Yeah, Trump wins so we must all be racist. Grow up…

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  • Jacob Toriello

    Trump 2020

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  • IAN95

    This spot on though

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  • Sal Paradise

    Hhaha… dumb fucks… we get a sequel from about a year now….. FUCK the Popular vote…. irrelevant…

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  • Sal Paradise

    NOT all women are stupid… Trump spoke the truth… rich guys can do what they want… grab pussy is nothing….

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  • Sal Paradise

    And Sir Hillary was only slightly worse than Obama, but Obama is still miserable…failure, loser, destructive racist.

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  • Sal Paradise

    WOMEN are not oppressed in any way. The have more power now than at any other time in history of humanity. They can do whatever they choose…. look at Sir Hillary, she choose to stay with her creepy rapist, cheating husband, forsake her dignity and self respect all for the power grab…. DO NOT be like Sir Hillary.

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  • drummerboy0626

    Snl has sucked 4 2 decades now

    And forever it seems …. .

    TRUMP 2020 bitches

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  • Giant Killer

    The fake news being represented by fake people (actors)… What a dynamic duo! Hahaha yeah right… Trump 2020! ❤🇺🇸💪😀

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  • Sal Paradise

    Why do Democrats love rape?

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  • Sal Paradise

    Illegal aliens are NOT Americans.

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  • Sal Paradise

    Sir Hillary is a murdering scumbag

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  • Sal Paradise

    Chelsea Clinton looks like a donkey giving birth. Those teeth are from Eleanor Roosevelt and her lesbian satanic lover.

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  • Nikola Max

    #thetriggering

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  • Dan D

    Never gets old. Can't wait to see the 2020 version..

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  • Ali Boland

    Kentucky would like to be excluded from this narrative

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  • Amanda Blyth

    So bs uh all racsim uh

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  • youtuber

    I hope they do this next year for Trump's 2nd term.

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  • donstone

    Chris Rock “what I miss?” We’ll Chris, pretty much the greatest night ever! Lol 😂🤣😂 Trump 2020👏👏👏

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  • JM Stopmotion

    Yo he sounds like donkey bro

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  • Mark Mullins

    The two black guys (Rock and Chapelle) are the only ones living in reality here

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  • 习近平和毛泽东都是怪物

    Wealthy, successful black guys satirizing the US for oppressing blacks. Ffs.

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  • Vin Bond

    4 more years

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  • Wei Jie

    1:14, marvelous acting

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  • Josh Burton

    Oh my god, I think America is racist

    Dave: Oh My God, Surprised Pikachu Face

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  • Moon Child

    Dang, SNL can be funny sometimes!

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  • TruthB Told

    The only two adults in the room were the two black dudes.

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  • Hoag Hives

    Can’t wait for 2020!

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  • lilly bloom

    Exactly what I told all the leftists I know after the election. They all take drugs for their deformed brains anyway. That's a given. I just simply told them to double their Xanax and/or Paxil, have a few stiff drinks, and go to bed. Do that everyday, and it'll all be over in 8-years.

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  • jbfeelings Drinumist

    WE WILL BE VOTING FOR TRUMP 2020 AND NO WE ARE NOT RACIST!

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  • Sal Paradise

    Stop using emotions over logic and facts.

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  • lana lake

    I nominate Dave Chappelle for the presidency when President Trump is done w/his full term (8 yrs)!!!

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  • Praveen Sunkari

    He was like a slave 😂

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  • bigbarrettbob P

    Fuckin love Chappelle and Trump! #Trump2020

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  • Duramax 4 life

    Trump 2020

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  • SAVAGE KING

    Watch them do this again

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  • olemissfan91

    To LATINOS!

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  • elohimdagod

    Greatest election ever fucking snowflakes lmfao

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  • yocheckitman

    Trump 2020

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  • Mikky

    This is one of the rare SNL skits poking fun at Democrats for once

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  • Lygar X

    "This is the most shameful thing America has ever done" – some white guy who forgot about slavery and jim crow that was heavily supported by the Democrats.

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  • huong tran thanh

    Bush sucked, Obama sucked and Trump sucked. When can America vote a properly good Commander in Chief??

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  • Josua Niu

    Dave Chapelle hands down is way funnier than Trevor Noah, Key And peele combined.

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  • Zac d

    No dave, no they have not seen the rest of the country. They think california and ny is what the whole world agrees with.

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  • 106060DV

    New skit for 2020. Trump wins huge!

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  • Pikachu fan And tripolar fan

    One of my favorite skits. Lol

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  • Tim Kelly

    I loved Trump election night, I was at a packed hotel bar in Toronto. My friends and I were the only Trump supporters there, as the night event on we just laughed as the leftists slowly started melting down. Guys were leading their crying girlfriends out of the hotel, it was awesome.

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  • Christopher Queen

    Totally f-ing hilarious!

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  • Jason Bailey

    Chris rock and Dave Chappell are awesome

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  • countryman usn

    That was the funniest night ever I can't wait for the 2020 meltdowns

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  • Wewazkangz Shieeet

    Trump 2020🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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  • Philip Teague

    ITS GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN IN 2020 TRUMP IN 2020

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  • Bruce McGregor

    It’s funny Trump was honored by black people from the 70s al the way up to the 2000s. He wasn’t racist for all those yrs. the moment he announced he was running as republican he became a klan member. Your racist argument are as empty as your skulls !!!!

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  • Rick B

    Ha ha ha! This one snl video is a magnet for the Trumptards who flock here like moths to a street light. Otherwise on the other videos they cry little babies with no sense of humor because they punked their pig god. LMAO!!!

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  • guns first

    this is seriously how the white dems i know act. they are racist without even realizing it. its horrible.

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  • Alex A

    I live in the U.K. and when we voted for brexit I knew trump would win the election

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  • Total Nonstop Gaming

    Tbh I was the Dave Chapelle in my classroom in 8th grade the day after the election in my History class most of the girls one especially who HATED Trump I sat by her. Most of the class was just ranting about how Hilary should have one and in my head I was thinking (my mom and I were excited to see trump win) lmao

    Also I’m not into politics that much tbh.

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  • Shawn Gilliland

    As Dave Chappelle put it more than once, this is a big country. Many people in large urban areas on the eastern seaboard have zero experience of life and values in any less "liberal" jurisdiction.

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