EVERY SKETCH EVER


intro songI scroll through Instagram to show I’m good at social media. Gaby! Can I interrupt your meaningless activity with a small problem, I’m going to treat like a big problem.sighFine. I’m going to pretend that I don’t want to help you but, I will because we’re in a co-dependent relationship. Great! I’ll join you on the couch and touch your arm because our audience loves that. Insert enlightened sex joke that applies to all gender identities and sexualities. Hmm! I scrunch up my face, even though I’m 27 and not a virgin. Back to my problem! i’m overreacting because something in my life isn’t going exactly as planned. I scoff and minimize your problem.gaspI raise my voice higher to prove that said problem is in fact real! I ask if you have any solutions. I offer a list of possible solutions, but we both know we can’t use them or else you’re part in the sketch would be extraneous. I turn towards the camera so that everyone can see my clever graphic tee. I continue talking about my problem with The Third Party, only for The Third Party to enter the room. I enter the room.Gaby and Allison:We stop talking and look guilty. I don’t notice because I’m willfully unaware of the pain I am causing. I’m clumsy and helpless when it comes to love! I shake my head because I’m probably secretly in love with her. I ask where the bathroom is, because that is a great way for me to momentarily leave the scene in a believable way. I tell you that it’s down the hall and to the left. You’d have to be a fucking idiot not to find it on your own.laughsI react casually, pretending to be unaware that that exact line hasn’t been said in three different sketches. We immediately start talking about The Third Party again, even though he can clearly hear us. My voice goes even higher! I tell you to relax. I can’t relax because we decided a long time ago that my character would be tightly wound. I offer a solution to get rid of The Third Party. I laugh in your face, because honesty and communication is never a good solution. For my character.flushing soundI reenter too quickly given the timing of the sound effect leaving some people to question whether I washed my hands.Allison and Gaby:We stop talking and look guilty. I say something smug to make it clear, I am not a great guy.gaspI panic and open my eyes wider than anyone ever really would. I do a thing that’s mostly eyebrows and lips.does thing with eyebrows and lipsI remain unable to pick up on basic social signals, and remain inside the apartment. Unfazed.Everyone:Beat. I reluctantly decide to solve the problem. I also step in to prove I’m stronger than I look! We join forces against The Third Party. Cut to-!Everyone:Classic JBU Doorslam™. I ask for your gratitude. I say something unexpected instead, like FUCK MOTHERSHIP FUCKER! Logo.outro musicBack on the couch due to the limited nature of our set. I make a remark about what just happened. I make a funnier remark about what just happened.both laughing:Improv banter! Improv banter. Unnecessary boob touch, so we have a provocative thumbnail.Allison:This is the longest subscribe card.Gaby:Our MCN made us make a very long subscribe card because you guys don’t have very good retention rates.Allison:That’s not why though. It’s so you’ll have time to click subscribe.Gaby:That’s what it is. Because they won’t stay for a three second subscribe card.Allison:No, it’s that it’s not fast enough to click in. Extra goofs as condolences for our longer subscribe card. We’re never gonna reach a million subscribers.fake laughterfake laughing:Please subscribe!mouth gunshot soundSubtitles by the Amara.org community

100 comments

  • nick

    Rare comment about the actual video.

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  • Nirali Naik

    THIS IS GENIUSSSSS

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  • kaalmansur

    wonders why feminist have to rely on relating to males in order to communicate their presumed freedom

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  • Marjolaine De Simone

    Comment about how much better one is than the other

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  • Jacked Fruit67

    naive comment on whether or not they are a couple.????

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  • Jomjael

    Comment how much I love this vid though it was uploaded a long time ago

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  • saikogrrl

    I admit, I clicked because of the boob grab thumbnail XD

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  • Maddy Mahool

    inserts an emoji rather than a huge ass comment cause I am not witty enough

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  • Sadi K. Oagile

    I hope they reach a million subscribers ??

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  • rottentomarto

    Comment what I want to say on most videos but don't – I love you guys!

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  • Mate Mandic

    vau ju a vrili gay

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  • Hercine Kenne

    Comment about the gay

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  • Bhamini Lakshminarayan

    Effusive expression of love for JBU! ❤

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  • Olivia Farmen

    This is my favorite video they have made.

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  • Zachs Mind

    Compliment regarding one of the principal players in this series that inadvertently insults the other one. It's insensitive and uncouth, leading others to assume I probably still live in my parents' basement.

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  • Izan Huertas

    I don't know what I like the most, whether the video or the comments themselves

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  • منتظر ابن الناصريه

    Strabismus sex who accepts

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  • Lydia

    A rant about how they totally deserve 1 million subs

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  • Tayler Fickas

    I subscribed a few days ago and have been hooked despite how long you guys have been making videos. It will only be a matter of time before ya'll blow up!

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  • An Infinite Deal Of Nothing

    I love love loved this one!!! It was so great though it made me really sad that I ddnt notice pattern before…still this is definitely my favourite!

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  • VGMStudios33

    Such a waste

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  • Leona Fox

    I have been watching your videos for 2 days straight

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  • FlatMattress

    random comment about video OR reply to some of her comment

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  • jose Gonzalez

    hi

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  • R May

    commonplace discussion as to whether gallison is canon or just better as friends

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  • Sammy Ariel

    Comments that both the video & the comment section are amazing, completely ignoring all other comments in the same vein because I want my appreciation to be recognized online as irl my opinion isn't heard. Are oddly precise about the time of day as if my insomnia & being awake at 3.22AM is something to be proud of not a real problem that will make daily functioning tomorrow very difficult.
    …Deletes second half of comment deciding no-one would read it.
    …Edits again to correct grammatical error in attempt to prevent negative comments.

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  • Lora Bos

    WTF is this???

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  • Ke A

    This is my favorite channel.❤️❤️❤️?

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  • Tyas Audi Farasadina

    This video and the comment section is out of the world :))

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  • Roy Andy

    That was confusing. Best play ever.

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  • Carolyn Medina

    Allison n gaby serving graduate writing realness yes graduate the movie

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  • Goldy Ompusunggu

    The way Allison say Fuck is just monumental

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  • youmeandi100

    genius!

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  • Bethany Sarah

    Comments something in hopes of getting a reply, even though after a year of commenting on every video and never getting a reply, I've lost faith it'll ever happen.

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  • Brielle Kennedy

    Thinks of the correct internet phrasing to express joy, and decides on "lol" as opposed to "lmao" "hahah" or "rofl".

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  • Kat Young

    I don't know how they did this without laughing.

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  • Jami Selikow

    You guys are amazing. So intelligent.
    I have no way of commenting without sounding like a fangirl, but I'm going to comment anyway.

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  • Lauren is Bae

    1:00 I hope Gaby. I hope.

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  • C G I

    Who else Thumbs up before watching the show because you know it will be good?

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  • Eve Robertson

    Asks for likes because it's 'my birthday' even though it probably isn't.

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  • Sydney Claire McDonald

    ok.

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  • Steve

    ANGRY ALL CAPS VENT.

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  • First Name Last Name

    Clever comment that is almost a year too late for it to be relevant

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  • Z Davis

    r u ok

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  • Emmynem

    A comment that isn't actually that funny but I still hope it gets likes

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  • Another Fangirl

    Comment that has no grammar and nobody understands what I'm saying

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  • Hannah Davidson

    honestly, fave.

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  • Jonathan Ko

    comment about how you can find hot farmers in your area.

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  • othilia mikkola

    telling a name i just made up
    saying that its hungry
    a cute dog emoji ?
    telling to like to feed it, but actually asking for likes.

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  • Kobby Koomson

    I make a comment about something other than the content of the video so I don't sound like every other commenter

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  • Sam Grig

    I point out that while you were all laughing there are children dying in Aleppo, even though I don't actually plan to do anything about said problem.

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  • AmeliaBell28

    comment asking who else is still watching this video in [insert year]

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  • Remus0387

    Bemused comment about the wonderfully obtuse nature of said web series, express admiration for Gaby and Allison's talent.

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  • WindingRoad12

    Something about Allison and the girl from 50 shades of grey

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  • rmendoza720

    I did only click on this because of the boob touch…..but you got me with 2 ads that i fully watched because said boob touch was not til the end.

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  • Byron JR

    Comment about how happy I am about subscribing to your channel <3<3

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  • Kolina Velvet Robinson

    you would have to be a fucking idiot to not see it LOL ????????

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  • Bernadette Peñaverde

    I'm binge watching ?

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  • That Nerd Gurl

    Writes first, knowing that I am definitely not first. Put some comment about how early I am.

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  • Min Suga

    If you watch it without volume it looks exactly like a JBU sketch

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  • C.K. Mack

    Arrives at the party over a year later and attempts a witty comment that will probably never be read.

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  • madzEr017

    Comment on anything sexual about the video

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  • kikirockslikecrazy

    The funny thing is they still havent reached 1million subscribers after more than a year of this video

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  • Laura Lopez

    fuck off Susan

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  • Michelle Jones

    These guys are genius! ?????

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  • Sumo

    Omg this was awesome

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  • Xros Heart Federation

    Yeah Subscribe, You deserve more subs than Pewdiepie

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  • Christopher Van Lone

    Predictable comment about how Allison really needs to get laid. And how Gaby's hand in her crotch would have been a much better provocative thumbnail.

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  • V

    Here since before 1mil

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  • A. Irizarri

    Did you forget that your dog is laying sleepily on the couch in every sketch?

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  • Dolphin Berry

    Comments about how I’m watching this a year later and adds an emoji just to feel cool even though I don’t usually use emojis at all

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  • Trin Murray

    How do they not have a million subscribers? I just found them yesterday.

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  • Sydney McDonald

    A sweet comment about how much I love JBU, trying to cover up the fact that I have no life outside of school.

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  • bosgotnojams

    759k 😀

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  • Blimp91

    Unoriginal comment begging for likes by offering a cheap element of recognition in stating a month and a year.

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  • Meg Fluffy

    very original!

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  • George Pavy

    Short and complimentary relevant comment!

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  • BadtemperedandGrumpy

    This is incredibly clever … you guys are geniuses ….

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  • Dave D

    Straight guy that is embarrassed to admit he loves this stuff.

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  • Allison Lindsey

    Generic comment about how I’ve been on a JBU watching spree in a feeble attempt to be relatable

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  • virtuousmerrell2

    fuck mothership fucker

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  • Rosieposie mrs

    “I ask for you gratitude”
    “I say something unexpected like: Fuck mother shit fuck her!”

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  • Mia Mercury

    I love this video

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  • Gale Paquet

    Comment about how I ship them

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  • James Singleton

    I shake my head and say "these two will never change" then realize I'm not on a sketch show.

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  • Keith Boles

    That was hysterical ?

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  • redrock1963

    I leave a comment trying not to look like every other comment here – At the time of writing this there are 736K subs. Go for the M girls.

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  • Dislexual

    I make a comment about the few seconds of dog I saw, unrealistically ignoring every other aspect of the video.

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  • Michael Eyob

    Love this ?

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  • Starmantom

    you forgot the high five after the door shut

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  • Merijn

    Omygod this is great

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  • Ozzy Sprague

    What the fuck is this shit??

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  • Stephen Vaughan

    Damn ! Got me with the boob touch !

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  • Marie

    This whole comment thread is everything!! Lol

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  • Coley

    this was so well done lol

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  • Hello

    2:26 damnnnnnnnn

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  • Christopher Emile

    Amazing. I miss these

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  • Victoria Slamovits

    I make a comment asking who has watched this video this year.

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  • Rawan ISAMELDIN MOHAMED HAG AHMED

    Typical comment about how Allison is smart, clever, funny, creative and above all BEAUTIFUL.

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  • Be Pa

    Inserting comment about how creative the comment section looks and secondly this comment was deeply and fully inspired by a comment I read below but twisted it and wrote in a better way.

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