Expectativa VS. Realidad: Vacaciones


Holidays Expectations VS. Reality Expectation Happy Holidays! YOU CAN GO!! *joyous celebration & rejoicing* Reality Happy Holidays! YOU CAN GO!! *Joyous celebration and rejoicing* Except for you, Valencia Why? What do you mean, Why? Because you stayed for the substitution you have to go to summer school, level in your subjects, and act as janitor for vandalism, And besides I don’t like you! Expectation Valencia May I sign your shirt? ILY Handsome We’ll see each other next year Kisses, Julia Thanks! Reality Look at you letting them scribble on your shirt …! It had to serve you until next year, fuck! But it is a year-end habit “Habit, Habit” At least check the bullshit they give you! “Please don’t come back” “PS: You’re worth Bullshit” Well, at least she wrote me Expectation Bye Math! Bye Physics! Bye Chemistry! I got rid of you mother******* subjects Reality Bye Chemistry! I finally i got rid of you mother******* subjects What are you doing?!!!! Why are you burning my books? Because I lost the year and I can’t burn mine … You idiot, I’ve lost the year too! Expectation Yes! I’ve beat another game This thing of staying up playing in the early morning has been pretty cool Reality This thing of staying up playing in the early morning is pretty cool * a creaking bed * Hey, isn’t he listening to us, the boy? Is it? No, be calm he’s got class tomorrow He’s asleep! Which classes? He’s on vacation, you idiot! Oh, right, right? Let’s see, let’s check Raul, are you awake? Raul! See? He’s not hearing anything Now, let’s do the goaty! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah *doing the goaty* Expectation You’re my summertime love! And you, my lifelong love! Reality Never mind. I’ll have to polish the mallet And then yes, a straw Expectation We are going to go on vacation to an INCREDIBLE place! *yells in oscarinean* Yesss YEEEESSS Reality We are going to go on vacation to an INCREDIBLE place! *yells in oscarinean* Except for you, my son Don’t tell me.. Because I have to wash the dishes fix the living … No, you idiot! Because you stayed to subtitute you’ve got summer classes you have to… Expectation * Throwing kiss in slow motion* Oh, yeah! Reality Oh, no! Come here dude! I’ve already heated your water Oh, this can’t get any worst *Fart* And it has jacuzzi too! What a nice fart, f***! Expectation Reality Oh, how lazy to be lazy! I wish the classes started now first day on classes I’ve had second thoughts! I DONT WANNA GO BACK TO CLASS! It’s time to read notifications (comments he meant to say)

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