Film Theory: You’ll DIE Before This Bee Movie Meme!


It’s Film Theory, but every time MatPat makes a cringey joke it gets faster. Just like the Bee Movie memes which are 2017’s most un-bee-livable trend. (speed-up) But for me, no trend is too strange, no Internet trend too dumb. When it comes to exploring the dankest of memes, you might say, We Are Number One. *Music* (speed-up) Today, we’re looking at a meme that’s gonna require a lot of math, more than just a little dabble-do ya. *Super sped up* now billion and octillion sound like impossibly large numbers *Super sped up* but trust me if you started playing this video the moment the big bang occurred straight through to to today now billion might sound impos- now billion and octillion might sound like impossibly large numbers but trust me, but trust me
octillions are way bigger, if you
started playing- if you started playing thi- *Super sped up* But that’s just a theory! A FILM THEORY! And… *Theme song* Hello, Internet! Welcome to Film Theory! Where, let’s face it, it’s early in the year and all the most theorizable new movies aren’t coming out for a couple of months. And sure, while I’m just as excited for Fifty Shades Darker as the next guy, the most exciting things to be talking about these days are Internet trends. But not just any Internet trends, Internet trends about movies. Internet trends about really bad movies where Jerry Seinfield is a bee trying to get it on with a human. Vanessa: Are you coming? ;)))))) Barry: Got everything? Yes, my friends, today is a A+ theory about the Bee Movie. Or rather, a theory on the ultimate meme that took Youtube by storm over the last couple of months. Now I know you’ve seen it because of the weird ways Youtube forces you to watch stuff like this. The entire movie without the bees. Or when they say bee, the video speeds up. But then it started to go off the rails. As the metaness of this started to spiral in on itself, more memes got looped in. Kind of like a Sharknado. It just became a parody of itself. Suddenly, we started to see things like, and mind you this is an actual video on Youtube, that was actually edited together by someone. The Bee Movie trailer, but every time they say “bee,” it’s We Are Number One, but every time it says “One,” it’s the Legend27 commercial, but for every third TheLegend27 commercial, its bass is boosted beyond comprehension, but the second to last “one” in every We Are Number One is replaced by Brendaniel reading the entire Bee Movie script. Also, the fourth We Are Number One is the dank edition. And you would think. You would think this is all just for the LOL’s. But no, this is an actual 8 hour, 47 minute movie where the channel Dr. Scrubbington edited together exactly that – based on those rules. Bee Movie, We Are Number One, TheLegend27, all-in-one. We’ve got a BINGO! We’ve got a B-BINGO over here. BINGO! The only thing it’s missing is bottle-flipping, a dab, and Harambe. (And Doctor Part 3 COME ON Matpat) So, of course. Leave it to the good readers of dank memes and reddit to take this already absurd trend and blow it absolutely out of proportion. In an effort to take this to the absolute max, they created the ultimate Bee Movie mod, and I quote: “One: The entire Ice Age pentology but every syllable is replace with the entire Toy Story trilogy… but Two: every second that the color green is in frame it is replaced with every video ever uploaded on Youtube… but Three: every 10 seconds every episode of the simpsons plays… but Four: every word with a vowel is replaced with the Bee Movie… but Five: every time a bee is shown it is replaced with every episode of SpongeBob played backwards.” Stupid?! Of course it is. Funny? Well I thought so. But what really got me was that in the picture they have this huge number for the runtime in there for comedic effect. And after I gave this post one enormously sarcastic eye roll, It got me thinking: how long would this video actually be? It seems like an impossible question. I mean, look at some of the things you have to solve for. But “impossible” is my middle name. Matthew Robert Danger Impossible Patrick. And sure, there are some answers in these reddit threads, but um… I did that math, and they are completely wrong. (SHOTS FIRED!!!!) So just like a Lannister always pays his debts, so does a theorist always show his work. And today is dedicated to determining the length of the longest, memeist video ever conceived Sharpen those #2 pencils for some of the dankest math you’ve ever seen. So right now, you might be reacting like this guy: “Algorithms!” “Math!” But here’s the good news: although this sounds really complicated, the math we can use to solve it all isn’t hard. It’s just a bunch of multiplication. Since we’re just replacing something from one show or movie with something else, if we can calculate the number of times each replacement action happens, we can use good ol’ multiplication to go from the inside out. Parentheses within parenthesis within parenthesis. Parentheses, for when math gets META. So as long as we’re keeping track of our units, we should be fine. The bad news though is that we’re going to be getting into the territory of really scarily large numbers. But hey, you can put a lot of big numbers into the TI 83 Silver edition, of course, so we should be fine. Growing up we didn’t have enough money to buy the Silver edition calculator, and I was always really jealous of anyone who had it. Talk about your #FirstWorldProblems. Hey, but real talk, that would come preloaded with games, which was pretty sweeeeet! Now starting at the end of the prompt and working our way backwards makes the most sense because it has the simplest parameters. So first we turn to the overlord of memedom himself: (Shrek, no wait) Spongebob Squarepants. The original meme stipulates that the episodes of Spongebob be played backwards, but as long as we’re playing them at a standard speed, it’s not going to change how long they are, so its an easy number to find. At the time of this recording, we’ve been asked about the resident of a “pineapple under the sea” 205 times in all. Take out all the commercial breaks, and each episode and each episode is going to clock in at about 22 minutes, or 1,320 seconds. (This is just a captionist’s rant so pay no attention. But MatPat is forgetting that not all Spongebob episodes are a half hour-shows, some are an hour like Truth or Square) The total time for the whole series then figures out to be 270,600 seconds, meaning that if you can give up sleep, work, school, and the toilet, you can actually catch up with the entirety of Spongebob’s misadventures in a little over 3 days straight. Spoiler Alert!!! You still won’t know the Crabby Patty secret formula, but you might just get a chuckle out of the fact that Mr. Krabs lives in a place called Bikini Bottom. Get it? Crabs, bikini bottom – edgy. -_- “The smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells. The smelly.” (Spoiler Alert: The smell is anchovies) And sure. Only 3 days might sound like we’re getting off to a slow start, but remember, that’s three solid days of SpongeBob for every single instance of the other rules. So are you ready for more math? “I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready.” “MATH!” I figured you might be. Let’s continue. The next layer out is the Bee Movie rule. We play those Spongebob Squarepants rules every time we see a bee in the Bee Movie. Now in a shocking development, there are actually a lot of bees in the Bee Movie, (-_-) but here’s where we have to start interpreting the meme a little bit. What does it mean by “every time we see a bee”? One run-through of Spongebob for every bee in every frame? That seems a bit like overkill. Instead, I opted for a slightly more conservative approach: Every second a bee was in the frame throughout the movie. The runtime of the Bee Movie, if you cut out all the credits and the DreamWorks stuff at the beginning is 82 minutes and 4 seconds. Bee Movie without the bees, on the other hand, is a poultry 12 minutes and 28 seconds meaning there are 69 minutes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and 36 seconds worth of pervy bees looking to have an interspecies romance. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) “I meant, thank you so much again, for before.” “Oh, that? Oh, that was nothing.” “Well not nothing, but, but anyway.” Ah! 69 minutes. I see what you did there completely by coincidence, Bee Movie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I mean, what’s the deal with bees trying to get it on with human women? Who thought that would be a good idea at the box office? Am I right, Jerry Seinfeld? The guy who called YouTube the garbage can of content. It’s thanks to us that anyone cares about that stupid movie of yours. Go have more coffee with with comedians and cars. Anyway, that puts us at 7136 seconds, or 7136 times we’re going to have to play all those Spongebob episodes all the way through. Well, actually, it’s 7136 runs of every Spongebob episode for every one of our next rules: Every single episode of the Simpsons, but every word spoken that contains a vowel being replaced with the Bee Movie, which is yatta, yatta, yatta. That’s another Seinfeld thing. You get the point by now. The Simpsons is currently in the midst of its 28th season, and has aired 609 different episodes. So how many cromulent words have been in each episode of the Simpsons? Well, we studied the transcripts of a few different Simpsons episodes, including ones with wordless montages like Last Exit to Springfield, as well as those with a lot of dialogue, like Homie the Clown. The average number of words per Simpsons script was about 2145. And because most words have a vowel in there somewhere we just assumed that it was 100%. So, 2145 time 609 episodes means 1.3 million words over the course of those 609 episodes. In other words, that’s 1.3 million times we have to repeat all the previous conditions. “You have a cow.” And now we get to the big one. The runtime of all the videos ever uploaded to Youtube. You’d think as someone who’s lived and breathed YouTube for years now that I’d have the inside track on this one, but uh… no. This one I actually have to calculate out. YouTube keeps a lot of stats close to its chest. But using previously talked-about statistics can give us a pretty darn good estimate. Projections from late 2015 claimed that YouTube had 500 hours of video uploaded every minute. Which would likely be even higher now with YouTube’s continued growth. So if you take previous announcements from YouTube on its yearly upload rates, with my personal favorite being 2012’s YouTube April Fool’s video, which stated “an hour of video is uploaded to YouTube every second…” Wow, an hour a second? Oh my god, it’s nearly 10 times that 5 years later. That is insane! And most of those minutes are Bee Movie memes or thousand degree knife videos. Ooh, what’s it gonna cut through this time? Oh, I bet it cuts through the shoe. Yeah, it cut through the shoe. Ooh, I bet it cuts through the ice. Wow! A hot knife melted ice. -_- Speaking of thousand degree knife videos, it’s like the only trend that’s not being covered in this video. Get with it thousand degree knife videos. Become meme-ish. (1000° Knife vs Film Theory) Anyway, by using this graph and similar ones that list off average bulk time of video uploaded to YouTube ever hour broken down by the year, you get you get over 630 million hours of video that have ever been uploaded to YouTube. And since we’re measuring it in seconds, well, yeah you should probably stop thinking about raw numbers at this point and instead think about Keyboard Cat. One of the greatest talents to ever appear on this site over those 630 million plus hours. Next step: to Toy Story and beyond. The three Toy Story movies have a total runtime of 4 hours 36 minutes and 40 scenes that kick you right in the feels. So that’s a total runtime of 16,561 seconds. Now, the rule here is that for every one of those seconds in which the color green is visible in the frame, this supersized meme repeats all the previously mentioned steps. And its here that I have to make a bit of a confession. Forgive me, Internet, for I have sinned. I didn’t study every 397,464 frames of all three Toy Story movies. Because honestly, that’s what it would take with 24 frames per second and 16,561 seconds of movie it’s nearly 400,000 thousand frames to explore. It just can’t be done. But what I did do was take selected clips from each of the three movies, slow them down, and determine what percentage of time green was visible. It averaged out to be a staggering 84.6% of the time. And it makes a lot of sense when you think about it. Buzz has green on him. Rex is green. The army men are green. The aliens are green. The furniture’s green. The outdoor scenes with trees and grass are green. Sid’s eyes are green. There is a lot of green in these movies, especially for Pixar. Am I right? Cha-ching! But seriously, that’s why they’re creating a fourth Toy Story movie, right? Shameless cash grab? “I like money.” Anywho, I digress. 16,561 seconds times 84.6% of seconds with green in them rounds out to 14,011 seconds in which the color green is in frame throughout the Toy Story trilogy. Ooohhh, we are almost there, guys. And last, but certainly not least, we have the Ice Age movies. Every thing we’ve calculated so far is repeated for every single syllable in all five… Wait, five? There have been five Ice Age movies? 0_0 Man! I missed a couple of those. Alright, so every syllable in each Ice Age movie forces us to everything we’ve calculated so far. When I first started working on this episode, I thought for sure this would be the hardest one to calculate, but I was surprisingly able to get a pretty exact calculation by taking the transcripts, spoken dialogue only, for each of the five movies, cutting it into manageable pieces, and then running it through an automated syllable counter. Granted, the syllable counter couldn’t recognize a few words, like Scrat, but it did give us the otherwise reasonable count of 34,085 syllables across the five movies. Ooohhh, and with that, it’s time to recap. We have the 270,600 seconds of Spongebob footage repeated 7136 times for every second of visible bees in Bee Movie, which is shown once for every one of the 1,306,105 words spoken with the vowel of the Simpson’s canon… *gasps for breath* “Ay caramba!” … which is then repeated every 10 seconds of the 630,720,000 hours of video that have every been uploaded to YouTube, which rolls 14,011 times due to the green seconds in Toy Story 1, 2, and 3, which all plays once for every single one of the 34,085 syllables of the Ice Age pentology. Make sure you’ve converted it all to seconds, multiplied it all the way through, then convert it to years, and we get the drum roll worthy number of *Weak drum taps* I said, the drum roll worthy number of *More weak drum taps* God, seriously. Where’s the drum roll? *Indistinct voice* What? Are you kidding me? Can we at least get like a dramatic horn blow or something? What? Are you, are you.. fine, fine. If that’s the best we can do, fine. The dramatic, slide-whistle-worthy number of… *Slide whistle noises* Ahem. 8 octillion, 672 septillion, 127 sextillion, 482 quintillion years! Or just about 8 and a half octillion years if you round down. Now if you’re like me, you hear a number like that, and you’re like “what the heck does that mean?” And yeah, when you’re talking about numbers this huge, it gets really hard to wrap your head around. So let’s look at this giant number from a couple different angles. First, it’s worth noting that Earth, as a planet, has has been around for a little bit more than 4 and a half billion years. And the whole universe? About 13.7 billion years. Now billion and octillion might both sound like impossibly large numbers, but trust me. Octillions are WAY bigger. If you started playing this video the moment the Big Bang occurred, straight through today, you would be less than 1% of the way through the YouTube videos, which would mean you’re on the first second of Toy Story, and the first spoken syllable of Ice Age. Remember that there are thirty-four thousand syllables of Ice Age to get through. And it took us from the Big Bang to now, and we’re still only on the first one. Scientists estimate that the sun will explode in the next 4 to 5 billion years, taking Earth with it. So by the time the planet Earth ceases to exist, this video would still be going on. This is also around the time the universe is supposed to die via heat death so time and space will come to an end, but bad movie memes will outlive us all. So how do you illustrate a length of time that’s truly longer than the lifespan of the universe? What is the best way to convey to you how long this video is? Let me put it this way: Let’s say we set up race where one person sets out out to watch this video from start to finish. And another person puts all of Earth’s water into one giant eye dropper, and then tries to refill all those bodies of water one drop, or one milliliter at a time. The person with the giant eye dropper would still win if they only put in one drop, one milliliter of water, every five thousand years. Ever tried to fill an ocean with an eye dropper, one drop every five thousand years? It is gonna take a while. And don’t even get me started on how long that damn video would take to buffer. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But hey… That’s just a theory. A Film Theory. And… cut.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

100 comments

  • Mountain Smoke Garage

    I hate Barry B Benson. Imagine if your wife fucking left you for a goddamn bee. Like jesus christ they only live for 30 full days that's not even enough time to develop a good relationship. If you ask me my man Ken dodged a bullet right there. That fucking bee even got his wife involved in a court case, the fucking manipulative psychopath. And for what even, fucking honey?? Its a healthy nutritious product and the bees don't even get hurt when they collect it. In fact they get a free fucking hive in a protected area for fuck sake . And besides after they ban honey collection what do you think will happen to those bees in the hives huh? That's right the fucking honeybee holocaust. Do they think the beekeepers will just keep those little fuckers for fun?? Hell no they'll get exterminated at speeds unbeknownst to man. That will then cause all the other fucking plants to die because you know pollens and shit and then that's it for us too. The end of the world as we know it. All because some horny bitch wanted some fancy jazz listening bee dick. I say fuck her man, i hope Ken is doing well for himself that man deserves it.

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  • Lahni S

    actually the bee movie trailer but read description video is now an 11 hour and 15 minute video

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  • Kit

    I thought there were only three ice age movies.. ._.

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  • Laurence Zhang

    O,btw it's back but with mine craft lelelelellelelelel for the 1.15 beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

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  • Daniel MacDougall

    I swear to god I just lost like 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 brain cells

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  • Invincible Gaming

    The real question is did the editor died just editing

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  • James Mei

    9:36

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  • LunaKitty31

    Read the subtitles you won’t regret it

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  • yes that guy auto

    If you play the intro of the intro at 0.25 playback speed, that legit sounds like a beginning of a Skrillex song.

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  • Unicorn Girl

    1:44 here it is https://youtu.be/YUln4BNsUIA

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  • Three Babies & A Toddler

    *4 toy story movies

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  • Jackatjack Suskind

    if has every video on YouTube that means it will play itself so it is a never ending loop

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  • Tyler Griffin

    Numbers. Got it.

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  • Jadyn AndChara

    Go deaths: 1m
    Crime deaths: 100 000
    Bee movie meme vid: 8mil

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  • Wolverine Potter

    34085 Syllables in Ice Age 1-5? But Honestly, I Counted 33155

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  • Diealive1324

    I just noticed if you listen to the them with .25 speed it sounds just like a retro game

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  • PipPopAnimations

    Mr.Pat.. I dont feel so good.. And My brain hurts..

    (2019 anyone??)

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  • Zakariya Jappie

    Wait why do I remember a different Bee Movie Theory about how the Bee Movie is a lie? I can't seem to find it. I am confused :/

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  • Riley Robinson

    Omg

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  • Roth Woods

    F in the chat for keyboard cat…
    The greatest meme to ever live

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  • Anhaar’s Journey

    MatPat?
    MORE LIKE MATHPAT!!!

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  • bennies fried chicken

    if i had immortality id watch the whole thing

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  • Justt plaan Weerd

    I can’t even count past a trillion and that’s just going on and on never stoping I’ve never even gotten to 115 without giving up I have no idea what comes after a trillion btw I never even spelled trillion before now

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  • glenn Sarka

    What's the video link

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  • JokenJack 78

    Why greetings my acquaintances it is I Berry Bing Bongson

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  • Random Kokonut

    People from 1900s: In the future there will be flying cars
    Us in 2017: *Makes a meme longer than the existance of the whole universe*

    Me: Tbh I dont know what's more impressive

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  • Fatmoof

    Mat = Mathew
    Pat = pathew
    Therefore
    Mat pat = Mathew pathew

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  • Ethan Is super cool

    Where is the video?

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  • PROWKC1 GT

    Am i just not focused or Mat's math is kiiiiinda wrong?
    He should also add that numbers with the runtime of the rules (runtime of ice age pentology, simpsons, youtube videos, etc) that have been multiplied by how much that rule is initiated? Because if im right (which means the kafein from earlier works) Matpat just multiplies spongebob whole series runtime with how much all the rules are initiated (sorry bad english) and that would mean it will be still so much more time

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  • SirClickbait

    When your mum says one video before going to sleep

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  • Sou Qarie

    6:48 nice

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  • Hexifi

    Who else slowed down the part at the beginning and found audio from the end

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  • The Knox Crew

    wait if your watching every youtube video ever, wouldn't that mean your watching the video your watching again?

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  • Liam Keizers

    #FirstWorldProblems

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  • YOLO SNAZZY

    The entire ice age pentology but every syllable is replaced with the entire toy story trilogy but ever second the color green is in the frame it is replaced with every video ever uploaded on youtube but every 10 seconds every episode of the simpsons plays but every word with a vowel is replaced with the bee movie but every time a bee is shown it is replaced with every episode of SpongeBob played backwards

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  • Wisecrack 07

    6:47 nice

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  • Supernova Vids

    this reminds me of when my physics teacher told my class to find out how many million times our heart will beat per billion years (if we were immortal and our heart rate was constant).

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  • Mr Bleach 9/11

    do a follow up

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  • Emma Lewandowski

    A bee dating a human is a new definition of the birds and the bees

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  • Cecily Newman

    MatPat, without hesitating: but here’s where we have to start interpreting the meme a little bit
    Me: oh good lord

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  • Miles Morales

    Don,t worry mat pat you,ll see the meme my meme is matpat bee movie dancing together 😂

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  • Terry Jones

    That will be the llllllloooooonnnnnngggggggggeeeeesssssttttt movie ever

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  • Moses Sandoval

    Wow ok just wow sooooooooooo let's get started

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  • Noah 8975

    Mind Blown!!!!!!

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  • KittyCup 555

    6:48 69 minutes.. nice

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  • cheesepringles 14

    wheres the link i wanna die doing something useless

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  • Mr. Ink Demon

    Someone please give me the link to this

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  • Veronica Greene

    HOW DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR THIS! 🤯

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  • Joshua Blanco

    The entire ice age pentology but every syllable is replaced with the entire toy story trilogy but every second that the color greeen is in frame it is replaced with every video ever uploaded on YouTube but every 10 seconds every episode of the simpsons plays

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  • Teddy Bloxkin

    Somebody give me the link

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  • The Blackwatch

    6:47 there 69 nice now u happy

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  • ?! まBushiも ¿¡

    I sped it up to 2x I'm dead lol

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  • Lazy Guy

    So is the video on r/dankmemes?

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  • Andrew NoLastName

    This video is going to be longer because of the 4th toy story

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  • I ʜᴀᴅ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴀɴʏ Fʟɪɴᴛsᴛᴏɴᴇs ᴠɪᴀᴛᴇᴍɪɴs

    But the question is

    you like jazz?

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  • Shark ey

    i searched up the ENTIRE name of the video and it was 1 hour long

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  • Gamemaster Snörge

    Sorry to make you sad but you misunderstood a few things in the rules and therefore calculated (even if it's just a little bit) wrong! (Have proof!)

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  • Jack Bankston

    This is the funniest thing on YouTube. I lmao the first time I saw it.😀😃😄😅😂🤣

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  • Nova Kitty

    This theme is my childhood.

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  • Bizim Dünyamız

    The link pls

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  • Nathaniel Karman

    This is giving me a panic attack

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  • BunnoArtz

    It's a meme theory actually

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  • Joel McQueen

    I will watch it and i will succeed

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  • King Kitten

    OH

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  • King Kitten

    MY

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  • King Kitten

    GOD

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  • Levi Hanson

    Watch the beginning at 0.25 speed

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  • antauri007

    Did somebody watched a video of the Bee movie about being not so good for the ecosystem or was just my imagination?

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  • Ricarda Due

    You didn't add the runtime of the ice age movies

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  • PiGuy 314

    ya like jazz???

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  • Geeky Girl

    THERE IS NO MORE MEANING IN LIFE FOR MEH.

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  • Candy Copter

    I wanna watch it

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  • Just Noodles

    Wait a minute is that a real video matpat?🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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  • h Martin

    Me at 0:25:
    Well that was quick

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  • Robert Bell

    10:07 who is the person at the bottom right, what do i search to find that video

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  • Chicken Nugget

    IT FUDGING EXISTS
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zKR1qVw4N8

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  • Eqwort

    The fourth toy story came out now what will be the final result now?

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  • Eve oderso

    Thats one of the best videos u EVER created!!!!!!!(;`O´)o

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  • Alp Boğahan

    who cares about 1000 degree knife go to Mrbeast and watch him cut a car whit 1000 degree knife

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  • The United Malfoy

    I slowed down the intro where matpat said every time you made a cringey joke it got faster but he actually didn't even put in the full episode. I guess he got sidetracked by the cringey BeesXHumans fanfiction on Wattpad.

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  • Zero Frost

    THE WORLD WILL NEVER END BECAUSE GOD WONT LET IT THAT IS A THEORY SAYING THAT THE SUN WILL EXPLODE AND THE UNIVERSE WILL DISAPPEAR VIA HEAT DETH NO 🙅

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  • human rat

    7:05
    i knew it, i KNEW IT

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  • Riley Gibbons

    Looks like some we are gonna get some cheese here.
    A letter to MatPat. And the memers.

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  • LLAlred 21

    I think the person who made that video was immortal

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  • puppy :3

    Imagen aliens finding earth, finding this video and wonder, how we can make this, but most people are scared of a spider. Usually completely harmless, and some people can't even eat their serial without milk.

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  • KK Geek

    Who’s watching October 2019

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  • Naruto Uzumaki

    I’m alive 🤯

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  • شایان معصوم

    Wtf

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  • Thumper Dumper

    Damn that gave me a headache

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  • Just Noodles

    The universe will be for over 99999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999o9o999999999999999 years

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  • Hands of Time

    I would flag the meme video for something inappropriate so that YouTube would have to watch through all of the video and it won’t be finished before earths destruction

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  • ZA WURADO

    https://youtu.be/YUILmLEz0H4

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  • StoryFell Gaster

    E p i c

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  • TRIGGERED ARE YOU

    MatPat just destroying Jerry Seinfeld at 7:07

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  • justanotherswitchuser

    The same song actually sounds really good at 0.5x speed

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  • David van der Sterre

    I have my previous phone now on (on stand by and with battery saving and airplane mode on, basically all possible energy saving options possible) for almost a year without turning it off (with frequent refills ofc). I did manage to get a perfect screenshot at 1111 hrs, 11 minutes and 11 seconds 👀.

    Also, at one point, ~3 days had passed since one charge, and I realized that whilst looking at the phone. I quickly reached out for the dang thing, hoping it still had juice in it. When I pressed the on/off button I thought it had run out. But the counter was on 4% battery 😰😱.

    Just for contrast:
    1 year: 365 days

    1 day: 24 hours
    365 days X 24 hours = 8 760 hours

    1 hour: 60 minutes
    365 days X 24 hours X 60 minutes = 525 600 minutes

    1 minute: 60 seconds
    365 days X 24 hours X 60 minutes X 60 seconds = 31 536 000 seconds

    Happy new year 💥🎉🎆

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  • Jack-O-Wither

    8.67O+ YEARS sounds like an insane time stamp for one YouTube video.

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  • Keeninja Gamer

    If this were a YouTube video with all youtube videos in it…

    INFINITE LOOP.

    (And I know the video is old)

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  • Basically Sharktale

    ¡Aie carumba!

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  • Stephanie Taylor

    Can a 1000 degree knife cut my head open

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