I Was Just Jogging Comedy Sketch | Michael Jr.


I love doing comedy. I was doing a show in uh, Hermosa Beach at
the Comedy and Magic Club right… I leave and I’m walking to my car, and it’s
getting a little cold, little dark outside. So I’m thinking, let me hurry up to get to
where I need to be. So I start jogging. [Chuckles in crowd] Then this white lady,
with her little jogging outfit on, came around the corner about 20 feet in front of me. We jogging in the same direction now. [Laughter] Then…she looked back… [Laughter] She started jogging faster! So I looked back too. [Laughter] Now I didn’t see anything back
there… [Laughter] but if a white person’s scared of it, Michael Jr. is scared of it too! [Crowd Laughter & Clapping] So I started jogging faster. After she looked back again, she took off
in full stride! This time I didn’t even look back. [Laughter] I also kicked in the gears! [Laughter] I could have easily passed her
up, but I’m thinking… “No, I can’t just leave this defenseless lady
out here by herself.” [Laughter] “Whoever back there gonna get her!” [Laughter] So I yelled up to her, “Is that
as fast as you can run?!” [Laughter] [Cheers] [ Footsteps running away
and fade to silence]

70 comments

  • Darkscarlet 101

    I was at the show in Dallas (well, near Dallas) and this played. I loved it XD

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  • BLAQK !

    How many people love MICHAEL JR.?

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  • bRad Nichols

    Thanks Michael Jr. for uploading this HILLARIOUS bit ! ! ! I LOVE You !

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  • Robert Breault

    we in my office cracking up Michael. Thank you.

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  • ErAn EliS

    When you coming to Melbourne Australia? God bless!

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  • Elle Baston

    very clever and tastefully done, a+

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  • Shine Dotson

    God Bless You.. Laughter is like a medicine and, with your videos and acts, I will never be sick.. Love these, Thank you

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  • Linda Catlover

    OMGosh!!! You are soooo funny! Thanks for the wonderful laughs and for letting God work through you to allow others to laugh! God Bless You Michael Jr. and your whole family too. : )

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  • J M

    Hope you make more of these videos depicting your jokes. πŸ˜€

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  • Terita Andrews

    taking the baby we done

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  • Ronald McGaughey

    FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Lisa Renrick

    I've heard this joke of a thousand times oh, and a thousand times it's been funny, but… watching it took me to a whole nother level. Michael Jr., as we say in my family. You're stupid!!! That just means that you are hilarious dude! Love your ministry!

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  • Kaylene Jantjes

    Ahhh. This is such a big social issue in my country. I found it difficult to laugh. πŸ™ˆ

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  • Variety Stuff

    This is hilarious

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  • NZ3ARCH UV

    FUUUNNNEEE333!!! πŸ˜‚

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  • NZ3ARCH UV

    FUUUNNNEEE333!!!
    Real Comedy that's true to its form. Michael Jr., your hilarity is VERY MUCH APPRECIATED…
    GOD BLESS YOUπŸ•†

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  • Ri3hy

    When r u gonna do comedy in Belize? Hit me up.

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  • Samantha Taylor

    This gets me every time πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • Catherine Pierce

    Michael Jr I have been looking around for you! I remember this comedy clip! Great video of it!! Pray that all is well for you and your family. You are so much more than funny. Thank you for using your gifts to further the Kingdom.

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  • Jacq Jacq

    This was soooooo funeeeee!!! The visuals make it even better!

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  • James Corpus

    Funny

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  • fandude7

    Thanks Mjr, funny stuff.

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  • Shawatha G

    WE NEED THAT HUMOR!!!!!!!
    God bless you for your outlook on lifeπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ‘‘πŸ‘‘πŸ‘‘πŸ‘‘πŸ‘‘

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  • Greg Graves

    🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  • Keierra ReeNell

    Silly!!! Blessings

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  • BOOMBOOM ROOMERS

    OMG!!!! Dipped out full speed and cut the corner at the end!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • EZEKIEL TRUE PROPHET OBADIAH TRUE PROPHET

    As a GOD-FEARING AMERICAN BLACK MAN, Michael Jr.,took a negative stereotype that is perpetually spoken & viewed towards American Black men & turned it into something positive.And yes this is on point & absolutely true.I am glad that ALMIGHTY GOD has bestowed upon Michael Jr's. life the gift to bring joy & laughter into a person's life.Like the APOSTLE PAUL, let us examine ourselves daily.The Church as segregated as it is, should not be, but we can strive to practice GENUINE,SINCERE &PURE LOVE towards those who do not look like us….PEACE & BLESSINGS to MY TRUE BROTHERS & SISTERS 'N CHRIST!!!.

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  • Roma316

    Hilarious….πŸ˜€

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  • All About My Life Creations

    Too funny where am I going

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  • h tan

    Praise God for this dude!

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  • jinny bikini

    Epic

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  • JayD Walker

    Do All Of Them Like This I Would Buy That DVD.

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  • Alan Wilson

    "Is that as fast as you can run?!" πŸ˜‚

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  • Brenda JOAN De Costa

    Lol

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  • Ashley Bennett

    That was hilarious😭😭😭

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  • jeaangulo

    Michael Jr is soooooo funny! He deserves more attention

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  • The Vicious Vic

    #Killed

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  • M-ZAP

    LOL

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  • LONEONE STAR

    To funny! πŸ˜‚

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  • AJ Hubbell

    That's funny!

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  • J. Lee

    What did the girl do when you said that? Or did you actually just run past her?

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  • clifford copeland

    Your funny bro. Love from Australia.

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  • dead channel

    L o L

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  • Kim Savage

    Lmbo

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  • Ze'Queen DivaLoach

    H I L A R I O U SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …and unfortunately, PUNNY-AS-HECK!!!! Yepp.

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  • Meloncollie Acres

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • rosieforChrist

    Sometimes i need a good laugh.. And i come to videos of God fearing people like this with the gift of humor and they make me laugh with joy. The "comedy" in hollywood is nothing but cursing, sex jokes, and more cursing… How cursing is funny I will never know. This is true humor here….

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  • Eric Diaz

    Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! I laughed out loud for real!!!

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  • RDR 1962

    I just discovered you a couple of nights ago on here and I'm so glad I did. You're so dang funny. Keep it up man

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  • Collin Wall

    β€œa fool run when nobody is chasing them”

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  • Kai Maxfield

    Man, I wish I could give this a thumbs up and a thumbs down too, because it deserves a thumbs up but it almost as much deserves a thumbs down and it's almost like I think someone even cares what I think about it.

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  • Suesty Situngkir

    πŸ˜‚

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  • Paradise 1219

    Love this!! This would happen. Lolol!!

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  • Only from a distance

    Wish i could shake your hand sir. God bless you and yours…

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  • Lisa

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • #1 person

    This is super-funny. Michael Jr. is my fave. "you need to cut the eye-holes in your sheet bigger'. Biggest laugh ever.

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  • Ava Sam

    So funny I think God put him here to make us laugh and to teach about Christ

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  • K. Pampley Love

    Hilarious!!!

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  • Marquis Garner

    Thot, is funny lol

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  • Deborah Regan

    Hilarious!!! Β Pee your pants funny!!!

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  • Kristine B

    I love this, I laugh every time!!

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  • Kirk Wasson

    funny!

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  • Carmen Gutierrez

    This is hillarious and very well made also.. lol.. Jesus loves Us!!

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  • Cherechi Osisioma

    As a 6'4 black dude who lives in that area…I needed this laughter πŸ˜‚

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  • shortyred60

    Love him!!

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  • Cee Dee

    This is hilarious! It is also very eye-opening for all of us! Thanks for being relevant and funny as all get out, Michael Jr!

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  • M. Clark

    This dude is hilarious…

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  • Calida

    One of my favorite stories πŸ˜‚

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  • esharfner

    Michael Jr., I love your comedy and it’s very nice to have a video enacting out the joke. Well Done!

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  • Hangin-n-the-Holler 731

    Hilarious but sad that so called black men still have a stigma associated with us reminiscent of scenes from β€œThe birth of a nation”.

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