“Instagram” Full Sketch | I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson | Netflix Is A Joke
[camera click] Let me see it? Oh, yeah.
That’s good. That’s great. Thank you. Thank you. Is it cute? Yeah, so cute. Send it me. Me too. Yeah, ok. Sending now… Ok. Look what I just posted. Brunch with these
two dum-dums. Omigosh, so good. Is this good? I said, “Sunday Funday
with these idiots!” Yeah, that’s good.
That’s great. So cute! Ok, ok, so cute.
Look what I just posted. Eating crap with these
sacks of shit. If they died tomorrow,
no one would shed a tear. So cute? Wait, what the hell? You called me a dum-dum and she called me an idiot. So… Yeah when you
post a pic of yourself where you look really cute, then you have to say
something a little self-depricating
so it doesn’t look like you’re
just bragging. Oh.
Ok, got it. Sorry. Yeah. Alright, this is good. Slopping down
some pig shit with these fat fucks and
I’m the fattest of them all. If I die tomorrow, no one
would shed a tear. Load my freakin’ lard
carcass into the mud. No coffin please,
just wet, wet mud. Bae. Jesus, Brenda! You called me a dum dum. Right, it’s like a term
of endearment. Ok, alright. I got ya.
– Ok. Gulping down pig dicks
with these bags of meat. Sunday Funday
with these pig dicks. Hope nobody gulps us. So, are we the pig dicks
or the bags of meat? Ok, let me try another one. Slurping down fish piss
with these wet chodes. Total tuna cans. Put a bullet in
their fucking brains and leave their wet bodies
on the side of the road Boo caught me sleeping! You’re not sleeping. Ok, let me try another. Ok. Sitting here with two
bonafide pieces of hogshit. – No!
– Basically like the
same thing. They’re mad cause
I won best hog at the hog shit
snarffing contest. But I’m not mad because
we’re all loads of beef sitting on the
side of a highway getting our butts
sucked by flies I tagged you both in that. Why? Why are you
guys bullying me?