“Instagram” Full Sketch | I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson | Netflix Is A Joke


[camera click] Let me see it? Oh, yeah.
That’s good. That’s great. Thank you. Thank you. Is it cute? Yeah, so cute. Send it me. Me too. Yeah, ok. Sending now… Ok. Look what I just posted. Brunch with these
two dum-dums. Omigosh, so good. Is this good? I said, “Sunday Funday
with these idiots!” Yeah, that’s good.
That’s great. So cute! Ok, ok, so cute.
Look what I just posted. Eating crap with these
sacks of shit. If they died tomorrow,
no one would shed a tear. So cute? Wait, what the hell? You called me a dum-dum and she called me an idiot. So… Yeah when you
post a pic of yourself where you look really cute, then you have to say
something a little self-depricating
so it doesn’t look like you’re
just bragging. Oh.
Ok, got it. Sorry. Yeah. Alright, this is good. Slopping down
some pig shit with these fat fucks and
I’m the fattest of them all. If I die tomorrow, no one
would shed a tear. Load my freakin’ lard
carcass into the mud. No coffin please,
just wet, wet mud. Bae. Jesus, Brenda! You called me a dum dum. Right, it’s like a term
of endearment. Ok, alright. I got ya.
– Ok. Gulping down pig dicks
with these bags of meat. Sunday Funday
with these pig dicks. Hope nobody gulps us. So, are we the pig dicks
or the bags of meat? Ok, let me try another one. Slurping down fish piss
with these wet chodes. Total tuna cans. Put a bullet in
their fucking brains and leave their wet bodies
on the side of the road Boo caught me sleeping! You’re not sleeping. Ok, let me try another. Ok. Sitting here with two
bonafide pieces of hogshit. – No!
– Basically like the
same thing. They’re mad cause
I won best hog at the hog shit
snarffing contest. But I’m not mad because
we’re all loads of beef sitting on the
side of a highway getting our butts
sucked by flies I tagged you both in that. Why? Why are you
guys bullying me?

100 comments

  • Anicodeaufo 59

    I can’t believe Netflix released a comedy show that’s actually funny

    Reply
  • halfstrike721

    😂😂😂

    Reply
  • Poorly Made Dog Videos

    load my lard carcass into the mud LOFUCKINL.

    Reply
  • Eblan85

    This show is VERY decent. Sometimes meh or very forced jokes but there is an amazing potential. I hope it gets renewed. Go watch with Bob & David on Netflix as well (similar concept, a bit better).

    I honestly cant wait to see more of this!

    Reply
  • okaysofuckoff

    Jesus this is one of the best things I've ever seen

    Reply
  • S.C. Wood

    I guess she wasn't part of the Turbo Team.

    Reply
  • Heiliger Grimm

    I think I just got 10 points dumber watching this stupid shit.

    Reply
  • no112358

    Lameeeeeee….

    Reply
  • Sterling Moffett

    Netflix I watched 4 episodes with my friend and 2 on my own..I know it looks like I only watched 2 but I watched all of them,please renew past season 3

    Reply
  • dhrdan

    lol… the people women hate the most are other women. lol.

    Reply
  • Trev

    I have a secret crush on Vanessa Bayer. Guess it's not a secret anymore.

    Reply
  • ec correct

    Chick humor is so…. humorless.

    Reply
  • Christian Moreno

    Boo caught me sleeping! 😂

    Reply
  • Andrew Tolmasoff

    Well, I have to watch this now

    Reply
  • Grecco Buckliano

    Vanessa bayer……oh hell yeah

    Reply
  • flowershavesacs

    It escalates so perfectly

    Reply
  • tiananman

    this show is great, and the first two sketches of the first episode are some of the funniest I've seen in a long time

    Reply
  • Paul Arcoleo

    I died laughing when I watched this the first time

    Reply
  • Bortniky

    This is the greatest. The GREATEST

    Reply
  • Christine Schimm

    Anyone found out what's the song at the end?

    Reply
  • RAY-RAY ROBERTS

    they're mad because I won best hog at the hog snarfing contest

    Reply
  • headthroughawindow

    i want to see the outtakes. how many times did they break trying to get through this?

    Reply
  • Mark Young

    I am howlingggg😂😂😂

    Reply
  • Hunter USVI

    Love this. Get gus on season 2!

    Reply
  • Felicita Luna

    su funny. Ty for making me laugh.and taking out of my depression for a few minutes.

    Reply
  • Automatonable

    Holy sh*t that was funny. Was not expecting to laugh that hard.

    Reply
  • Sage Grace

    Omg what show is this ??

    Reply
  • Brain Washer

    I wanna reenact this loudly in public

    Reply
  • Publius

    Was trying to find out who the girl is who said "pig dicks" for masturbation purposes.
    I want to thank everyone on here who assisted. Vanessa, I love the way you said pig dicks.
    Thank you YouTube and the YouTube community. That woman who shot at the YouTube campus was only philosophically correct, but not correct as to my strange desires.

    Reply
  • Billy W

    1:44 Hog Shit Snarfing Contest

    Reply
  • Honeya Fun

    😂

    Reply
  • steve m

    I can't stop watching it

    Reply
  • Mike Justice

    I have tears streaming down my face, and my face literally hurts because of this skit.

    Reply
  • Derl30

    I haven't laughed this hard in at least a year from a sketch, jesus

    Reply
  • Ghost Note

    717,450 views, with 5 comments Herh?

    Reply
  • TheAlbinoskunk

    Big Jake and Amir vibes

    Reply
  • ASMR moneystaxxx

    They hate us Cuz they ain't us

    Reply
  • OptimusProvost

    Game Grumps

    Reply
  • eddie1236

    Thanks Game Grumps!

    Reply
  • Kiico

    Best sketch of the show imo

    Reply
  • ninjaJAF

    Hey I'm grump

    Reply
  • Kingbopit

    Where’s bones are their money?

    Reply
  • Kiico

    ”I tagged you both in that” 😂🤣😍

    Reply
  • Julianna H5782

    Vanessa is such a pro, I could never even start one of those end ones without dying laughing

    Reply
  • K August

    Miss Bayer just got inside the unconscious thoughts of many Instagram users.

    Reply
  • Click03

    Eating crap with these sacks of shit. If they died tomorrow no one would shed a tear.
    Slapping down some pig shit with these fat fucks and I'm the fattest of them all. If I died tomorrow no one would shed a tear. Load my freaking lard carcass into the mud. No coffin please, just wet, wet mud. Bae.
    Gulping down some pig dicks with these bags of meat. Sunday Funday with these pig dicks. Hope nobody gulps us.
    Slurping down fish piss with these wet chodes. Total tuna cans. Put a bullet in their fucking brains and leave their wet bodies on the side of the road. Boo caught me sleeping!
    Sitting here with two bonafide pieces of hog shit. They're mad because I won best hog at the hog shit snarffing contest. But I'm not mad because we're all loads of beef sitting on the side of a highway getting our butts sucked by flies.

    Reply
  • Will C.

    vanessa bayer is so cute

    Reply
  • Kristen Pierson

    Jesus Brenda

    Reply
  • Jess Roberts

    Fucking dead. I literally had to hit the ventolin 😭😭😭😭😭😭

    Reply
  • Teppei Ando

    I love Vanessa Bayer… She cracks me up

    Reply
  • LockeKappa

    Wait. So are they the pig dicks or the bags of meat? Im so confused.

    Reply
  • Zack Dean

    load my frickin' lard carcass into the mud

    Reply
  • skonenblades

    So…are we the pig dicks or the bags of meat?

    Reply
  • James Dean

    "…………….bae."

    Reply
  • Sh D

    the way Vanessa says “pig dicks” gets me aroused every time

    Reply
  • F xx

    can someone type this out so i can use it as my capation next sunday brunch xx

    Reply
  • BouncingSoul1987

    Hope nobody GULPS us….

    Reply
  • mbolduc

    Love this show

    Reply
  • christeebs

    strong Jake and Amir vibes

    Reply
  • Jew Slayer

    I don't understand why the least funny sketch in the series has the most views. Lol sHe sAiD a SwEaR

    Reply
  • Delusional-Shadow

    vanessa bayer 😍

    Reply
  • Kit E. Katz

    VANESSA!💖💖💖

    Reply
  • Coach Vandy

    I hope this never leaves me. GOLD!!!!

    Reply
  • undifined thatguynamedjim

    so funny I laugh pissing myself, Lord

    Reply
  • Job

    Love her. But this is the dumbest pos show on anything

    Reply
  • M LE

    Vanessa Bayer is such a gem

    Reply
  • James Richie

    A+ sketch

    Reply
  • Joel Hamby

    I enjoyed this skit and a few others from the 1st season BUT there is entirely too much yelling in the show for me. More times than not, Tim is screaming, veins popping, which to me says it's aiming toward a much younger audience. Kinda reminds me of YT streamers who don't really have comedy chops so they just yell a lot to be 'crazy'. Doesn't work for me but… this is all subjective.

    Reply
  • Barbara Donegan

    Dammit it's no good. I've allowed three weeks between each successive viewing of this and I still end up with mascara all over my face.

    Reply
  • Valerie Woods

    This was one of three good sketches on the whole show. This was the best by far.

    Reply
  • Steven Huetteman

    Vanessa Bauer has a similar tone to Amir from jake and Amir in this sketch. Especially when she says “I hope nobody gulps us”.

    Reply
  • Tynan Media

    'gulping down some pig dicks with these bags of meat' is my fave ❤️

    Reply
  • The Crab

    They're mad cuz I won best hog at the hog shit snarfing contest.

    Reply
  • Margaret Dempsey

    "So… are we the pig dicks or the bags of meat?"

    Reply
  • Trey Henderson

    Almost forgot to watch this today

    Reply
  • Dan Bee

    At least post a link to the account so I can like😞

    Reply
  • social coder

    I see Mr Reagan!!

    Reply
  • Andrew M

    What does this have to do with Netflix?

    Reply
  • Jonathan DeFranco

    I don't know why, but the part where the one girl says "basically the same thing" makes me laugh so hard

    Reply
  • X Woog

    I fucking love this show.

    Reply
  • Oscar Holmström

    #savetheoa

    Reply
  • Games Cubes

    This shit is fucking outstanding.

    Reply
  • Gregor Miller

    PLZ check out Fearless Down The Rabbit hole site if ya get a chance, thanks:)

    Reply
  • Brad2Penske

    im dead

    Reply
  • Jared Wilson

    Holy shit! Mr. Regan!

    Reply
  • pat Steimer

    I’ve watched this 4 times and each time I’m in tears. This is amazing.

    Reply
  • BoniBon 666

    This shit was unfunny af
    Who wrote this garbage?
    It had so much potential especially with the girl from snl

    Reply
  • adam fox

    This is a perfect sketch.

    Reply
  • Talcum

    "thank yewww" — why do young American woman talk like that? It's so awful

    Reply
  • Chris Mann

    This reminds me of SNL before Trump.

    Reply
  • Justin Bowen

    Stop bullying her 😪

    Reply
  • verzure

    Netflix: "Only on Netflix"
    YouTube: "They're mad because I won best hog at the hog shit snarfing contest"

    Reply
  • Connor Esperance

    Didnt get an answer.
    Are they the pig dicks or the bags of meat?

    Reply
  • Flower Guardian

    Just wet wet mud

    Reply
  • pepper’s clock’s

    This is too accurate.. lmao fjfnfkfk

    Reply
  • Santino -

    They made her seem unfunny on SNL.

    Reply
  • James M

    This is the best content period! I have been referencing this all year. Our culture is so crazy and this just amplifies it so everyone can see how f-ing crazy it is.

    Reply
  • furioushazaa

    But the first 2 girls didn't say anything self deprecating about themselves?

    Reply
  • buckyphoria

    i LOVED this

    Reply
  • Ryan C

    I want a copy of this script

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *