Kavanaugh Hearing Cold Open – SNL


[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>>HI. HELLO.
I’M HARRIS FAULKNER. AND WE’RE HALFWAY THROUGH THE
KAVANAUGH HEARING. IT’S A SPECIAL COVERAGE WE AT
FOX NEWS ARE CALLING WHOAH-OH. JUDGE KAVANAUGH HIMSELF IS ABOUT
TO APPEAR SO LET’S GO LIVE TO THE SENATE HEARING ROOM WHERE
TWO OF THE OLDEST WHITE PEOPLE I’VE EVER SEEN ARE ABOUT TO RUN
A CIRCUS. [ BANGING ]
>>ORDER. ORDER.
WE’RE CALLING THIS HEARING BACK TO ORDER.
>>THAT’S RIGHT. WE’RE BACK FROM LUNCH.
I HAD SOUP.>>AND I HAD SOUP AS WELL.
IT WAS TOO HOT. NOW WE JUST HEARD SOME VERY
MOVING TESTIMONY FROM DR. FORD. I LISTENED TO HER AND I KEPT A
VERY OPEN MIND AND THAT’S WHY I ALREADY VOTED YES FOR KAVANAUGH
BEFORE SHE EVEN SAID A WORD. NOW WE’VE HEARD FROM THE ALLEGED
VICTIM, BUT NOW IT’S TIME TO HEAR FROM THE HERO, JUDGE
BRETT KAVANAUGH, WHO I’M BEEN TOLD HAS BEEN SHADOW BOXING IN
THE MEN’S ROOM FOR THE LAST 45 MINUTES.
JUDGE KAVANAUGH. [ APPLAUSE ]
JUDGE KAVANAUGH.>>WHAT?
>>ARE YOU READY TO BEGIN? OH, HELL YOU.
LET ME TELL YOU THIS I’M GOING TO START AT AN 11, I’M GOING TO
TAKE IT TO A 15 REAL QUICK. FIRST OF ALL I SHOWED THIS
SPEECH TO ALMOST NO ONE. NOT MY FAMILY, NOT MY FRIENDS,
NOT EVEN P.J. OR TOBIN OR SQUEE. THIS IS MY SPEECH.
THERE ARE OTHERS LIKE IT BUT IT IS MINE.
I WROTE IT MYSELF LAST NIGHT WHILE SCREAMING INTO AN EMPTY
BAG OF DORITOS. I’M HERE TONIGHT BECAUSE OF A
SHAM. POLITICAL CON JOB ORCHESTRATED
BY THE CLINTONS, GEORGE SOROS, CATHY GRIFFON, THE GAY MAFIA AND
MR. RONAN SINATRA. NOW I’M USUALLY AN OPTIMIST, I’M
A KEG IS HALF FULL KIND OF GUY. BUT WHAT I’VE SEEN FROM THE
MONSTERS ON THIS COMMITTEE MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE AND NOT FROM
BEER. DR. FORD HAS NO EVIDENCE, NONE.
MEANWHILE, I’VE GOT THESE. I’VE GOT THESE CALENDARS.
THESE BEAUTIFUL, CREEPY CALENDARS.
ABOUT LIFTING WEIGHTS WITH P.J. AND SQUEE AND DONKEY DONALD
DOUG. WE DON’T CARE ABOUT SQUEE OR
DONKEY DONG DOUG, DO YOU? YOU JUST WANT TO HUMILIATE ME IN
FRONT OF MY WIFE. MY PARENTS, AND ALYSSA FREAKING
MILANO. WELL GUESS WHAT?
I’M NOT BACKING DOWN YOU SONS OF BITCHES.
I DON’T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD STOP.
TO QUOTE MY HERO, CLINT EASTWOODS CHARACTER IN
“GRAND TORINO,” GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN.
NOW LET’S DO THIS.>>OKAY.
WELL, I’M HARD AS HELL. SENATOR FEINSTEIN, YOU WANT TO
FIGHT THIS MONKEY FIRST.>>JUDGE KAVANAUGH, ARE SAYING
THAT ALL THE CLAIMS OF DR. FORD, MRS. RAMIREZ AND MRS. SWETNICK
ARE FALSE?>>DOY.
>>THEN IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE, WOULD YOU AGREE TO AN
INDEPENDENT FBI INVESTIGATION INTO THE ALLEGATION?
>>ASKED AND ANSWERED. I WANTED A HEARING THE NEXT DAY.
THE NEXT DAY.>>OKAY, THAT IN NO WAY ANSWERS
MY QUESTION. WOULD YOU AGREE TO AN FBI
INVESTIGATION?>>YOU WANT A REAL
INVESTIGATION, THEN JUST LOOK AT MY —
LOOK AT MY CALENDARS. AND YOU’RE GOING TO SEE THAT
EVERY NIGHT I WAS LIFTING WEIGHTS WITH PJ AND SQUEE AND
HANDSY HANK AND GANG BANG GREG. BUT YOU KNOW THE LIBERAL MEDIA
IS GOING TO FIND SOME WAY TO SPIN.
>>OKAY, CAN WE VOTE NOW?>>NO.
NO. SENATOR HATCH.
>>I JUST WANTED TO POINT OUT THAT DEMOCRATS IN THIS COMMITTEE
HAVE ACTED LIKE COWARDS. NOW IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME, I’D
LIKE THE HIDE BEHIND THE FEMALE PROSECUTOR WE’VE HIRED TO ACTADS
A HUMAN SHIELD.>>HI.
OKAY. I HAVE GOT ABOUT 4,000 LOOSE
PAPERS ON THIS WEIRD LITTLE BABY DESK THAT THEY SET UP FOR ME.
OKAY, FIRST ALL OF — HELLO. MY NAME IS RACHEL MITCHELL.
I’M HERE MOSTLY FOR TWITTER AND ALTHOUGH EVERYONE WILL
CONSTANTLY BE REFERRING TO ME AS A FEMALE PROSECUTOR, YOU REALLY
CAN JUST CALL ME A STRAIGHT UP PROSECUTOR.
NOW BEFORE WE BEGIN –>>YOUR TIME IS UP.
>>OKAY. WELL, I’M ALREADY REGRETTING
THIS, OKAY.>>OKAY.
SENATOR KLOBUCHAR.>>OKAY.
OKAY. HERE WE GO.
NOW, JUDGE KAVANAUGH WOULD YOU SAY THAT IN HIGH SCHOOL YOU WERE
A FREQUENT DRINKER?>>LOOK, I LIKE BEER.
OKAY. I LIKE BEER, I LIKE BEER.
BOYS LIKE BEER, GIRLS LIKE BEER. I LIKE BEER.
I LIKE BEER. SO I ASKED IF YOU DRANK IN HIGH
SCHOOL AND YOU SAID I LIKE BEER 10 TIMES.
THAT LEADS ME TO THE NEXT QUESTION.
DID YOU EVER DRINK TOO MANY BEERS?
>>YOU MEAN WAS I COOL? YEAH.
>>ALL RIGHT THEN. TELL ME THIS, JUDGE, DID YOU
EVER DRINK SO MUCH THAT YOU BLACKED OUT?
>>I DON’T KNOW. DID YOU?
HUH? HUH?
DID YOU EVER BLACK OUT?>>EXCUSE ME?
>>SORRY. SORRY.
I DIDN’T MEAN THAT. I THINK I JUST BLACKED OUT FOR A
SECOND.>>I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY, JUDGE.
AND CAN I JUST ASK, IS THAT ALYSSA MILANO BEHIND YOU?
SHE IS REALLY GOOD AT FINDING THE LENS.
>>OKAY. ORDER.
ORDER. SENATOR TILLIS.
>>THANK YOU. I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO YIELD MY
TIME TO THE FEMALE ASSISTANT — OH, SORRY WOULD YOU PREFER
STEWARDESS?>>OKAY, I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT I
FLEW HERE ON SOUTHWEST FOR THIS. OKAY.
NOW JUDGE KAVANAUGH DID YOU HAVE THE DEFINITION OF SEXUAL
BEHAVIOR IN FRONT OF YOU?>>YES.
>>OKAY. COULD YOU PLEASE READ IT TO
YOURSELF AND WHILE YOU DO, COULD YOU LOOK AT THE PIECE OF PAPER
LIKE YOU HATE IT AND COULD YOU ALSO SQUINT AND MAKE YOUR MOUTH
INTO THE TINIEST LITTLE MOUTH WE’VE EVER SEEN.
[ LAUGHTER]>>OKAY.
I READ IT.>>OKAY.
NOW HAVING READ THAT –>>TIME’S UP.
>>VERY COOL, VERY COOL.>>SENATOR BOOKER, ARE YOU
READY TO SPEAK?>>I WILL NOT DIGNIFY THIS
HEARING WITH WORDS. I WILL JUST SHOW YOU ONE
EXPRESSION I CALL THE BOOKER LOOK.
>>OOKAWHI. THANK YOU, SENATOR BOOKER.
SENATOR KENNEDY FROM LOUISIANA.>>I ONLY HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR
YOU. I WANT TO LOOK IN FRONTF OGOD
AND ANSWER HONESTLY, THAT BEER YOU LIKE TO DRINK, WE TALKING
FOREIGN OR DOMESTIC?>>
>>I DRINK AMERICAN BEER.>>YOU LIKE DRINKING HEINEKEN ON
US.>>I DRINK AMERICAN BEER.
>>NO FURTHER QUESTIONS! THIS GUY CHECKS OUT.
I GIVE THE REST OF MY HIM TO MISS FRIZZLE.
>>OKAY. WELL, NOW I GOT TO MAKE THIS
QUICK –>>THAT’S IT.
>>OKAY. DAMN IT.
>>SENATOR WHITEHOUSE.>>YES.
I’D JUST LIKE TO ASK JUDGE KAVANAUGH ABOUT HIS YEAR BOOK.
>>OH, YEAR BOOK? WE GOTTA TALK ABOUT A YEAR BOOK
RIGHT NOW?>>YEAH, JUDGE KAVANAUGH WHAT IS
BOOPING?>>IT’S FLATULENCE, I WAS 16.
>>COULD YOU USE BOOP IN A SENTENCE?
>>YEAH, SURE. I PASSED OUT FROM DRINKING, THEN
I BOOPED SO LOUD I WOKE MYSELF UP.
>>WHAT ABOUT DEVIL’S TRIANGLE?>>IT’S A DRINKING GAME.
>>ESKIMO BROTHERS?>>DRINKING GAME.
>>EIFFEL TOWER WITH DOUGIE ONE NUT?
>>THAT WAS A POSSIBLE TRIP TO FRANCE THAT DID NOT PAN OUT.
>>JUDGE KAVANAUGH, MY STAFF JUST GOOGLED ALL THESE TERMS AND
THEY CLEARLY REFER TO SEX.>>WELL THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE
BECAUSE I DIDN’T HAVE SEX FOR MANY, MANY, MANY YEARS.
ALL I DID WAS DRINK A LOT AND NOT THINK ABOUT HAVING SEX AT
ALL. I WAS THE PROUDEST, DRUNKEST
VIRGIN YOU’VE EVER SEEN. AND EVERYONE CAN RELATE TO THAT.
>>OKAY. NOW I OBJECT.
>>OKAY, LINDSEY GRAHAM.>>I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU
AND SHAKE MY FINGER AND GET RID OF THIS TOMATO FOR 15 MINUTES
AND I KNOW I’M SUPPOSED TO SHUT UP BECAUSE I’M A SINGLE WHITE
MALE, 5’10” UNCUT. BUT I
WILL NOT SHUT UP BECAUSE THIS IS A BUNCH OF C-R-A-P, CRAP.
THIS AIN’T NO TRIAL. THERE AIN’T NO DUE PROCESS.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS, JUDGE KAVANAUGH?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?>>IS THIS A REAL QUESTION?
>>THIS IS. HELL.
THAT’S WHAT THAT IS. IT’S HELL.
IS THIS HELL TO YOU, JUDGE KAVANAUGH?
>>IT’S PRETTY BAD.>>IT’S HORRIFIC.
AND FOR WHAT? YOU DON’T JUST BEAT BILL COSBY
AND THEN SUDDENLY YOU’RE NOT ANYMORE.
>>OKAY, YOU DON’T HAVE TO COMPARE ME TO BILL COSBY.
>>NO, YOU ARE HIM. IMAGINE THIS MAN IN HANDCUFFS
LIKE COSBY.>>PLEASE STOP SAYING
BILL COSBY.>>PUT THIS MAN ON THE SUPREME
COURT RIGHT NOW. NO VOTES, NO DISCUSSION.
YOU GIVE HIM A GOD DAMN ROBE AND YOU LET HIM DO WHATEVER THE HELL
HE WANTS. BECAUSE THIS RIGHT NOW, THIS IS
MY AUDITION FOR THE TRUMP CABINET.
ANDALLO — ALSO A REGIONAL PRODUCTION OF “THE CRUCIBLE”
TRUST ME WHEN I SAY I WAS GOOD.>>ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. I THINK WE’VE HEARD MORE THAN
ENOUGH. RANKING MEMBER FEINSTEIN, WOULD
YOU LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING IN CLOSING.
>>I JUST HAVE ONE FINAL QUESTION FOR JUDGE KAVANAUGH.
AFTER ALL OF THIS, DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
DEMEANOR AND TEMPERAMENT TO BE A SUPREME COURT JUSTICE?
>>I WENT TO YALE. I WORKED MY BUTT TOUGH TO GET
HERE. I BUSTED MY BUNS.
I LIFTED WEIGHTS. EVERY DAY.
WITH WITH TOBIN, PJ AND SQUEAK AND DONKEY DONG DOUG.
AND YEAH, WE HAD A COUPLE THOUSAND BEERS ALONG THE WAY,
ESPECIALLY MY GOOD FRIEND MARK JUDGE WHO CAN’T REMEMBER HUGE
CHUNKS OF HIS LIFE BUT IS SOMEHOW MY KEY WITNESS.
YOU THINK I’M ANGRY, YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT I AM.
BUT YOU THINK I’M ANGRY NOW, YOU JUST WAIT TILL I GET ON THAT
SUPREME COURT BECAUSE THEN YOU’RE ALL GOING TO PAY.
GIVE ME A CAN OF WATER. AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT’S

100 comments

  • Ralf Häggström

    Are you telling the TRUTH ? . Quite often ……………..

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  • nisko C

    Kate is so good 😂😂😂

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  • David Mailand

    I have to say that there was nothing funny about what was done to Kavenaugh, this was some sick smear.

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  • David Mailand

    absolutely cruel what they did to this guy . .

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  • Ree.thegemini

    Kate McKinnon should get an Emmy for this one 😂😂😂

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  • MediaMatters IsMyCockHolster

    Of course here we are a year later with the criminal Democrats cranking up another smear campaign and YouTube pushing this shit in suggested videos. And you wonder why no one real, here in the U.S., gives a shit about whatever leftists are screeching about this week. All the propaganda and leftist social media trolls and social media manipulators in the world won't convince regular Americans to believe this shit. And now you're all really in a bind, because democrats have gone so far off the rails, that Trump is going to WIN IN A LANDSLIDE, and! IF> Democrats ever do somehow manage to steal an election through ballot harvesting, multiple poll bussing, registering illegals, felons, and the dead, finding boxes of 'correct' ballots in the back of closets when it looks like they are losing, election and voter fraud, and all the propaganda the mainstream media has to offer……
    it'll mean civil war. And it'll be the Bosnia level Chechnya style Rwanda kind of civil war, with a first world country devolving into a big ol' pile of mud, shit, and death. And who wins? Well, the Chinese will have a good laugh if the DNC they bought from the Clintons manage to tear the country up that bad, but you guys? You'll all be toast.

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  • Bradlee Blazintires

    This could've been GOLD had they added Garth Algar from Wayne's World aka Dana Karvey to play Ford!

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  • Zebulous

    Everyone got a piece of nose hardware in this one. Beer!

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  • Richardatf

    All you libtards need to RELAX ! We only have a DRUNK RAPIST on the SCOTUS… no biggie…MAGA

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  • Katharina von Heydekampf

    I have never enjoyed Matt Damon as much as in this

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  • TheCallerAm

    Kate McKinnon and Andy Bryant deserve every award

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  • Young Chahzie

    I'd like to see SNL bring back Amy Poehler as Kellyanne Conway

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  • Fazlur Rahman

    😂

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  • Chate' Mf'n Jackson

    Classic Stew

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  • Chate' Mf'n Jackson

    Roll up…on me….i got more weed then el chopo…

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  • Prime Time Monky hours

    “Jud….”
    “WHAT!!!!”
    I died 😂

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  • zeke dawgg

    "I like beer! Ok! I like beer!"

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  • Suz Clayton

    You mean I'm cool?

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  • L Don

    It’s funny because Kavanaugh didn’t actually do it

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  • TJT101

    THIS IS STUPID WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

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  • E

    😂😂😂 this is so accurate & terrifying & that's why we laugh.

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  • Jordan Walker

    This is the best performance of Matt Damon's career. Nobody can convince me otherwise.

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  • 西方疯癫东方糊涂

    Crazy thing about this, is that the real guy and the real speech is much more crazy then this comedy show, and consider the fact the guy is now the supreme judge in US supreme court!

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  • Jazzernaut

    That didn’t age well… derp…

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  • Roundhead Anderson

    I’m glad the allegations were proven false, this is much for enjoyable watching lmao

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  • Randy Johr

    Regardless of your opinion on the issue, this is pretty darn funny

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  • H.P Lovecraft's Cat

    Libtards always lose.

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  • John Wayne's 45

    maybe matt damon should be the one on the hot seat and maybe he would have a different sentiment

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  • Haley Gonlar

    I still love this. Matt Damon is brilliant

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  • EventualSuccess

    Why do him and Ben Affleck sound similar when yelling? Lol 😂

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  • the kekambas

    Those accusations were obviously politically motivated

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  • Valrock Mograth

    3:52 OK well I'm hard as hell

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  • Christal Larkins

    💗💗💗😁😄😂💗💗💗

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  • Writingrider1

    8:45 "NO FURTHER QUESTIONS!" makes me rofl every time. Not sure why that joke always hits me the hardest in a skit loaded with great comedy.

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  • marlon webber

    Sniff sniff: WHAAT!! lol 😂🤣🤪

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  • ZenyattaMain

    How did they get the real Lindsey Graham?

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  • Mathias Kanuck

    LOL don't they have anything better to do than mock fox…. As if CNN isn't just as ridiculous.

    SNL is leftist as fuck. All the white show members probably punch the mirror in white guilt everyday.

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  • dskebo

    Who is the blond to matts left. She was awesome.

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  • Lana Larue

    👽👽👽

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  • Nathan Torres

    Forgot I was watching SNL, was about to skip when I saw "Fox News"

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  • Kardz22

    There was no evidence against kavanaugh

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  • erick johnson

    This is sooo funny…good job SNL

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  • Drm934

    The guy to the back right looks like the son of Matt damon and bret kavanaugh

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  • Catherine Erol

    Fuck Lyndsey graham

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  • kailie frates

    😂😂😂

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  • kailie frates

    This satire is superb😂😂😂

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  • sixfoot2011

    The funniest lines in this open are actually just taken straight from the hearing transcript

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  • Alyson Clegg

    So brilliant! Lmbo!!! Due to recent events, I just had to come back for another watch. Good times!🤣👏👍

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  • tropicAces

    Happy one year anniversary of this gem, everyone

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  • C F

    Love Aidy Bryant in this

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  • BEATON DAVID KOLLIE

    One of the best displayed of emotional response on SNL 🤣🤣🤣

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  • kimberly cornelius

    I'm just glad judge #kavanagh here checking up

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  • Amy Shaw

    I forgot how funny it was when the democrats tried to ruin the lives of two young girls, a wife and mother and a husband and dad with no proof.

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  • Jouh

    I am not sure what kind of focus training these people have done but how did they not laugh (not even crack a smile) at Matt Damon's speech?

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  • th33 Smackdown

    Super 😄 funny

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  • Todd Howard

    “I only have one question for you, I want you to look me in the eye, in front of god, and I want you to answer honestly.
    “That beer you like to drink, are we talking foreign or domestic?”

    “I drink American beer.”

    “You ain’t drinking Heineken on us!”

    “I DRINK AMERICAN BEER!”

    “NO FURTHER QUESTIONS, THIS GUY CHECKS OUT! I yield the rest of my time to Ms. Frizzle.”

    Killed me, it just works.

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  • Karrie Mushaben

    I’ve watched this a million times and it’s still great!!

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  • GS

    They did not recognize Dratch.

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  • tell me that lie one more time

    How good was Rachel! Kate is a goddess.

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  • Stephanie Acocella

    I swear I've watched this like 30 times and it makes me laugh harder each time

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  • Jamie Reeves

    Come on everyone, he's not guilty because he's got those creepy calendars!

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  • omega omega

    kavanaugh is a fucking rapist that needs to be jailed

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  • obannon roy

    Gangbang Greg was the man loool

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  • nogh Thangs

    the calendar was more evidence than Ford… she does not go by the name Ford.

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  • Donna Barry

    Lindsey graham is beautiful. Spot on…ya gotta laugh!!

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  • John RabsonJr

    It’s a shame it wasn’t called the Ford Probe.

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  • Liane Cornils

    Lol

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  • Ess See

    WHAT?

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  • palmieres

    I'm still wondering what would make a person keep a calendar of their college years where all there is in it is "lifting weights night"

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  • Lisa Zao

    This is my favorite sketch from SNL since the Trump drama

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  • Sandy G

    The dislikes are ALL MEN. 🤷‍♀️

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  • STEVEN OSMA

    Boring. Too long

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  • Olivia Nobile

    this is my favorite snl skit of all time

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  • Tommy Sparks

    "..just please stop saying Bill Cosby." 😂😂😂😂

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  • Ms Cloudherder

    Handsy Hank … and Donkey Dong Doug…lol.

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  • MercifulBanana

    one of the best cold opens, and i’m conservative lmao

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  • NickSquaredTV

    Watch Matt’s face at the very end. He knows he nailed it 12:50

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  • veryarmed verydangerous

    Right…… super Weird why even lie like this. 😹

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  • Sarthak Mohanty

    Kate McKinnon looks more like Max Headroom than Lindsey Graham

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  • Seth Sade

    I like beer!

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  • Ononto Jolil

    Pause at 2:28 with subtitles on. It says gay mafia lol

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  • Alina Sandro

    Difference Between Brett and Matt, Matt is handsome

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  • Grady K

    “Two of the oldest white people I’ve ever seen run a circus” 😂

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  • jetulik

    Brett Kavanaugh is innocent…remember that

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  • Garrett Whipkey

    Kudos to Kate McKinnon for actually working to produce an actual Carolina accent, not so much the guy who played Mark Meadows. Being from the South doesn't mean "sounds like Scarlett O'Hara"

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  • Stephen Sanders

    LOL

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  • joseph chacon

    WHAT!

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  • lovelylady89

    Matt Damon could've easily played the wolf of wallstreet

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  • 86HMann

    Matt Damon killed it! Hilarious!!!

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  • Yash

    Damon must have been in the bathroom for a while after this

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  • Selena Texas

    ,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • Jimbo L

    Kavanaugh is his own parody. He's on the Supreme Court because….?

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  • Big Electron

    Daaamn Matt damon is a perfect Kavanaugh 😂😂🤦‍♂️

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  • ToyCarCollection

    Rachel Dratch should’ve gotten more recognition in this sketch

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  • BUBBA da Lovesponge

    I'd like to note Ms Milano has become a running gag everywhere 😂😂 and no matter what side of the fence you're on we uniformly laugh at her ass😂😂

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  • Caleb Messinger

    I feel like “Lindsey Graham” is having a stroke, and even “Kavanaugh” is confused about what is happening

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  • James Mines

    "Gimme a can of water!" 😂

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  • kaize666

    I didn't watch this the first time. My wasn't ready for this.

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  • Jason Goldstein

    He should have gotten an Emmy for this. Epic performance!

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  • Nino Bravo

    Kate Kate 👏🏻👏🏻

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