Key & Peele – Al Qaeda Meeting


– BROTHERS.
BROTHERS, LET US BEGIN. I HAVE CONVENED THIS MEETING
TO FIND OUT WHAT YOU ARE DOING. WHY HAVE WE NOT TAKEN A PLANE
IN 13 YEARS? – KHALIV.
YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. IT IS ALL BECAUSE THE CUNNING
AND MIGHTY TSA IS ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF US. – I DO NOT BELIEVE IT!
– IT’S TRUE. LAST MONTH,
I ATTEMPTED TO TAKE DOWN A PLANE WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS
FIVE INCHES LONG. – THAT SOUNDS
LIKE A PERFECT PLAN. WHY DID IT NOT WORK? – BECAUSE THE SHREWD TSA, THEY MADE RESTRICTIONS SO YOU CAN ONLY
TAKE A FOUR-INCH SCISSORS. FOUR INCHES.
– WHAT? – YEAH. – HOW COULD THEY KNOW
THAT A FIVE-INCH BLADE IS A DANGEROUS WEAPON
AND A FOUR-INCH BLADE IS NO MORE
THAN A CHILD’S PLAY THING? – THAT IS THE GENIUS OF TSA. THEY FOIL US AT EVERY TURN. – DEVILS! – YOU KNOW, IT’S THE SAME WAY
WITH THE LIQUID. – OH, YEAH. – WE ALL KNOW
HOW MUCH DEVASTATION WE CAN WREAK WITH 3.5 OUNCES
OF LIQUID. – THE–THE DAMAGE
IS INCALCULABLE. – THE CRAFTY TSA, THEY HAVE LIMITED PASSENGERS
TO ONLY 3.4 OUNCES. – DAMN IT! – YEAH. – DO NONE OF YOU
HAVE THE SOLUTION HOW– FOR US TO THWART THIS TSA? – KHALIV, KHALIV. IT’S LIKE YOU’VE BEEN
LIVING IN A–WELL, HERE. LOOK…THE TSA,
THEY STRIKE FEAR INTO MY HEART WITH THEIR POLYESTER SHIRTS AND THEIR DISPOSABLE RUBBER
GLOVES. AND THE–AND THE–
THE SNEAKER SHOES! – THEY ARE SO CLEVER. – CLEVER.
– YES. THEY–THEY ACT AS IF THEY ARE
LISTLESS, OVERWEIGHT EMPLOYEES WHO DON’T GIVE A FUCK. WHEN IN REALITY, THEY ARE AN ELITE FORCE
OF ANTI-TERRORIST COMMANDOS! – OH, CURSE THE BRILLIANT TSA. – IF I MAY. I BELIEVE I HAVE A WAY
TO TRIUMPH OVER THE WILY TSA. – FINALLY.
– OKAY. – LET’S GIVE HIM A SHOT. – I HAVE A PLAN
TO PUT A BOMB IN A LAPTOP, AND IT WILL DETONATE
ONCE YOU PULL IT FROM ITS CASE. – YES!
YES, IT IS PERFECT! PLANES WILL RAIN DOWN
FROM THE SKY ONTO THE INFIDELS! [all chanting and singing] WHAT?
PARVEZ, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT? – S–S–SNEAK IN HERE
FOR A SECOND, ‘CAUSE I DON’T– I DON’T WANT TO BE THE BEARER
OF BAD NEWS HERE– – THEN DON’T BE!
– YET YOU ARE. – IT’S AS IF THE PROPHETIC
AND ALL-KNOWING TSA HAS PREDICTED YOUR PLAN. THEY MAKE YOU TAKE THE LAPTOP
OUT OF THE CARRYING CASE AND PUT IT IN A SEPARATE BIN
BEFORE YOU GET ON THE PLANE. – COME ON,
YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. ARE YOU KIDDING ME, PARVEZ? ‘CAUSE IT’S NOT A FUNNY JOKE
IF IT’S A JOKE. – IT’S NO TIME FOR KIDDING.
I WOULDN’T KID. – OH, MY GOD.
– NO. – I CANNOT BELIEVE
THESE MOTHERS OF DEVILS. – YEAH. – WELL, VERY WELL, THEN. SINCE YOU HAVE ALL FAILED, I WILL TELL YOU HOW WE
WILL DESTROY THE NONBELIEVERS. I HAVE DEVELOPED
THE SMALLEST BOMB POSSIBLE. AND IT FITS PERFECTLY INTO THIS, A FULL-SIZED TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE. YES!
IT’S REALLY GREAT, ISN’T IT? I MEAN, IT’S THE–
– DON’T DO HIM LIKE THAT. – WHAT’S GOING ON OVER HERE? WHAT’S THE SITUATION OVER HERE? – OKAY. IS THERE A VERSION
OF THE TOOTHPASTE BOMB THAT COMES IN TRAVEL-SIZE? – YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT’S LIKE THEY’RE IN OUR HEADS.

100 comments

  • Olukoju Ayodele

    K: I don't want to be the bearer of bad news
    P: then don't be
    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • coolsand

    This is truly timeless comedy no matter how many times i watch it

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  • TEFLON CEASE716

    NEW DOPE ARTIST ALERT!!!CHECK OUT TEFLON CEA$E FREESTYLE 2019 ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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  • Clement Loitamon

    My Fav. Key ๐Ÿ”‘ & ๐ŸŒ Sketch.

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  • Arctic Ocean

    Very brave comedy by Keye and Peele, consider what happened at Charlie magazine France. Great respect for their comedic genius and guts.

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  • The Nightmare Before you

    This is so funny. The fact is that all the money spent on tsa they have never stop or Prevented a terror attack.

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  • Mark Youneva

    Kalid, Kalid, It's like you've been living in a….here (points to cave/place under a rock)

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  • Anthony P

    This is why comedy needs to stay without judgments
    Needed this laugh and itโ€™s brilliant

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  • DARINBOMY

    Haha that song @2:46

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  • Moe Jaber

    I need to know the opening song , hahahaha

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  • Nowfel Al Hindhi

    It's boring! BAD CONTENT!

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  • joshua tan

    they sound more like italian XD

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  • Randall Lobo

    Excuse me YouTube. Why did I have to search for this video and only just found it 4 years late

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  • Mohammad Elder

    This video came out years ago and I still canโ€™t stop watching it bro, it cracks me up every time bro

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  • The R-One

    "Khalid…Khalid it's like you've been living in a….well…here".

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  • No Name

    Funny but very racist.

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  • Luke Edmundson

    Before i get myself arrested. Limits on liquids? Why not just have 3 passengers with 3 separate smaller bottles?

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  • Nuckin Futs

    "….the crafty TSA, they have limited passengers to only three point FOUR ounces.๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ค"

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  • James Sunderland

    I watch it over and over and over again since I discovered them.

    1:22 and 2:43 are killing me ROFLMAO

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  • Upfront Fanatic

    These dudes are genius! My face is hurting from laughing so hard…๐Ÿ˜„

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  • Roy .gmail

    What the tsa wishes would be a fact, in reality no tsa in the us of A has passed the simple test of preventing terrorism. I believe they had 9 out of 10 bombs go through!

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  • Squirrel Man

    So racist

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  • Squirrel Man

    I am ddepley offended this is racist and not true islam is about peace and love these are not muslims they are misguided and incirrect and muslim nation do not agree with their actions i am deepley offended this is not funny this is a serious topic

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  • Paddy Wack

    In caves all over Afghanistan men are gathering and LOL at this ahaaa

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  • Keith Castro

    This is to funny ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†

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  • mxysptlk23

    Dumb Arabic Cunic cunts..

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  • NAOMA RILEY- HALL

    The dam TSA!!!..

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  • Saibal Republic

    And then , the might of TSA was visible in Get Out !

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  • Light and Space

    "I don't want to be the bearer of bad news…"

    "Then don't be!"

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€

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  • The most loco in the gang

    Khalid Khalid… It's like you've been living in a… In here
    I died ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • lllllliiiiillllll

    These backward people โ€œTalebanโ€ have cost us the might US of A billion of dollars and still we couldnโ€™t defeat them!!? It is not just us the NATO is heavily involved. It took us 5 years to kick Hitlerโ€™s, yet for some reason " the US military complex, who r selling our army weapons and making a shit load of money off of our military personnel who have r serving our country. Shame on you the 1%. Not only that our gov keeps telling us they don't negotiate with terrorists, yet behind our backs they r doing so in the small Persian island in Qatar

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  • Not So Obscure

    They should play this at the upcoming taliban meeting with 45 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Dew War

    I haaaattteeee yalllllllll ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • The Nokte Guy

    Peele…
    You're not good at mimicking

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  • Abha Jha

    This is top sarcasm

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  • endarasman

    2:17 Is that Satya Bhabha?

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  • Lovan Berenyi

    #COM5.7k

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  • Daefaux

    Why is this recommended to me on 9/11

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  • Ivan Drago

    "ITS LIKE YOUVE BEEN LIVING, WELL LIKE HERE.." LMAO.. I cracked up..

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  • SirSausage GT

    Why is this recommend on 9/11?

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  • Sonny bernis

    This isnt just comedy…..they are raising awareness as to how do ppl still get bombs up on planes, guns etc…..

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  • noahtaul

    Who else is watching on February 23rd?

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  • Batsi Ziki

    Itโ€™s like you living in a… well here

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

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  • Ephraim Igbinosa

    "You know how much damage we could cause with 3.5 ounces of liquid?"
    "Its Incalculable"
    "They reduced it to 3.4 OUNCES"
    LOLOLOLOL

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  • rasheed alnajjar

    lol so funny

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  • Ashish Rao

    2:48 had me๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Rik Kendall

    the way he rub his beard. LOL

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  • Dave Rianlloyd Lopez

    How did they not catch the 9-11 attackers sneaking in the weapons????

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  • Leo Fox

    Deez nuts got stopped by TSA…on your chin?…

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  • Arsen Akopyan

    that was totaly iraqy bullshit lol

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  • Oliver Genz

    Kallllilllllllll you don't even knowww

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  • Andrew Hope

    Can anyone translate the Arabic at the beginning of the video?

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  • Pro Gamer

    TSA rhymes with USA ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Romulo Opalec

    So much talent

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  • Porkchop Sandwiches

    The Crafty TSA and their rubber gloves and sneakers. they truely are a formidible adversary.

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  • My Pokemon

    Fuck you and your crucifix your mothers ass till blood in orgasm you pathetic key and peele

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  • Dalรญ The Husky

    Ive just met this guys theyre freaking hilarious, can someone recommend me theyre best sketches please??

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  • Friend of Tellus

    Lol !

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  • Gamershellboy1

    1:37 when peele says "its like you've been living in a……here" it means cave cause get itttt?? they are in a cave in the mountains ๐Ÿ˜€

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  • Firas Abdelrazak

    Im a muslim and i FUCKING HATE the people who disliked smh

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  • Lauren C.

    I canโ€™t get over how flawless and clever all of their skits are

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  • True C.I.A.

    Don't mind us just monitoring

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  • Blue Champions

    funny how osama is like"You gotta be kidding me "

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  • ู…ุญุงุณู† ุงุญู…ุฏูˆู†

    They're distorting Arab and Islam's image, i mean the owner of the of the channel key and peele, all religions have radical groups

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  • David Mubita

    Stewie Griffin was in this very cave

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  • Lana Senaviev

    the crafty tsa lol

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  • Julius Ndungu

    That moment u find key n Peele that u haven't watched…I keep on saying one more…

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  • gerarde john

    These 2 guys should be in hollywood

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  • Kishore Ravichandran

    What is the song at the end of the video?

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  • Interceptor810

    I'm a Muslim and I laughed so hard. What I Love most of how key and Peele can play any ethnicity

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  • Gi Gi

    Peele still sound like an Ese

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  • Michal Olender

    It's basically like you have to smoke weed.

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  • samuel Chimezie

    ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's like you having been living in… Well, here

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  • W P

    Who was served metal spoon, fork and knife with the meal during the flight…

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  • Khalid DXB

    ITS like you live in " here"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • GC

    What makes K&P videos more epic?

    The epic comment section, under each video ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • Ednimo

    โ€œIโ€™m TS motherfucking A, we handle shitโ€

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  • mohamed ibrahim

    This video is harrasing and bullying Muslims

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  • FEVEN 7

    subtitle please , even arab talk english i can understand what accent this is ? lol

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  • BlaqMambaX

    The damage caused by 3.5 ounces of a liquid is incalculable…… LOL! I love this skit! These airport regulations are ridiculous!

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  • Can Torumtay

    Nobody:
    Key and Peele comments: Key is every race

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  • Feelpro

    Thereโ€™s a story in the Bible very familiar too this play trust me

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  • Jaranan Satrio Kencono official

    This is for TSA not al qaeda.. the goods that not allowed to bring lol

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  • Justin

    Would of the best ones. LMAO

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  • stefan moniedafe

    I cant get tired of these guys… ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Nduduzo Mazibuko

    โ€œYou know what itโ€™s like they in our headsโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Tala Tala

    Khaaaleeeeed..you dont even knooooorrrr๐Ÿคฃ

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  • twisted1800

    Umm they should have left out the pic of Osama, just saying, that bastards pic doesn't deserve such a place like in such great comedy or anywhere else for that matter, but that's my own opinion.

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  • Dee Ess

    I thought I hadnโ€™t this one yet but when I get to the comments a see a bunch of blue thumbs up ๐Ÿค”

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  • papa josh

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • ุณุจุญุงู† ุงู„ู„ู‡ ูˆุจุญู…ุฏู‡ ุณุจุญุงู† ุงู„ู„ู‡ ุงู„ุนุธูŠู…

    ุณูˆู ุฃูุฌุฑูƒู… ูŠูˆู…ุงู‹ ู…ุง

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  • CYDDY BOY

    Girls' sleepover: OMG…..Why are we not allowed to come into school in short clothes?!
    Boys' sleepover:

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  • Brandon Kemp

    "And their disposable rubber gloves"

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  • Wulframm Rolf

    You can do a lot to make actor look like a certain race when they have mixed racial features, good accents, and you mess with the camera lighting.

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  • Eternity Bliss

    4k Islamic terrorist down-liked this video.

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  • Emmanuel Ajiodo II

    These mofoes are sick ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • kk miles

    The way these men can believably transform into anyone on earth is amazing

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  • JRM FACT'S

    Most Talented Duel hands down๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • The mad King

    I swear there is an Arabian in there

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  • Falcon 1

    There's two truths in this story
    The first truth is the stupidity of terrorists.
    The second truth is the stupidity of the TSA.

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