Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl


– HI, EVERYBODY,
I’M DAVE STASSEN
ALONGSIDE GEOFF WORTHING,
AND WELCOME
TO THE ANNUAL EAST/WEST BOWL,
AS WE GET READY TO WATCH
SOME OF THE BEST COLLEGE PLAYERS
IN THE NATION
SHOWCASE THEIR SKILLS
IN A CLASSIC SHOWDOWN
BETWEEN EAST AND WEST.
AND THERE REALLY
ARE SOME CHARACTERS
ON THIS YEAR’S SQUADS,
AREN’T THERE, GEOFF?
– THAT’S RIGHT, DAVE.
IT DOES SEEM LIKE THE MOST
FLAMBOYANT PERSONALITIES
CAME TO THE FOREFRONT,
AND THEY ARE HERE.
LET’S MEET THE PLAYERS
FROM THE EAST. [rock music] ♪
– D’MARCUS WILLIUMS,
UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA.
– T.J. JUCKSON,
WAYNE STATE UNIVERSITY.
– T’VARIUSNESS KING,
MERRIMACK COLLEGE.
– TYROIL SMOOCHIE-WALLACE,
UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI.
– D’SQUARIUS GREEN, JR.,
UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME.
– IBRAHIM MOIZOOS,
UNIVERSITY OF TENNESSEE
AT CHATTANOOGA.
– JACKMERIUS TACKTHERITRIX,
MICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY.
– D’ISIAH T. BILLINGS-CLYDE,
COASTAL CAROLINA UNIVERSITY.
– [lisping]
D’JATHPER PROBINCRUX THE THIRD,
THOUTH CAROLINA THTATE
UNIVERTHITY.
– LEOZ MAXWELL JILLIUMZ,
EAST CAROLINA UNIVERSITY.
– JAVARIS JAMAR
JAVARISON-LAMAR,
UNIVERSITY
OF MIDDLE TENNESSEE.
– DAVOIN SHOWER-HANDEL,
UNIVERSITY
OF SOUTHERN MISSISSIPPI.
– HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY,
PENN STATE UNIVERSITY.
– L’CARPETRON DOOKMARRIOT,
FLORIDA ATLANTIC UNIVERSITY.
– J’DINKALAGE MORGOONE,
UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH FLORIDA.
– XMUS JAXON FLAXON-WAXON,
CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY
OF PENNSYLVANIA.
– WE’RE GOING TO BE LOOKING
FOR BIG PLAYS
ALL GAME LONG
FROM TYROIL SMOOCHIE-WALLACE.
– AND LET’S NOT FORGET
THE TIGHT ENDS,
IBRAHIM MOIZOOS
AND HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY.
THEY’VE BOTH HAD
AMAZING SEASONS.
– THAT’S RIGHT, GEOFF.
NOW LET’S MEET THE PLAYERS
FROM THE WEST. [rock music] ♪
– SAGGITARIUTT JEFFERSPIN,
TEXAS A & M.
– D’GLESTER HARDUNKICHUD,
UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN.
– SWIRVITHAN L’GOODLING-SPLATT,
SASKATCHEWAN UNIVERSITY.
– QUATRO QUATRO,
SAN JOSE STATE UNIVERSITY.
– OZAMATAZ BUCKSHANK,
STANFORD UNIVERSITY.
– BEEZER TWELVE WASHINGBEARD,
JONES COLLEGE.
– SHAKIRAQUAN T.G.I.F. CARTER,
UNIVERSITY
OF NORTHERN ARIZONA.
– X-WING @ ALICIOUSNESS,
MISSOURI WESTERN
STATE UNIVERSITY.
– SEQUESTER GRUNDELPLITH, M.D.,
ADAMS STATE.
– SCOISH VELOCIRAPTOR MALOISH,
SOUTH DAKOTA
STATE UNIVERSITY.
– T.J. A.J. R.J.
BACKSLASHINFOURTH THE FIFTH,
ALBION COLLEGE.
– [squeals]
SAN DIEGO STATE UNIVERSITY.
– DONKEY TEETH,
BOISE STATE UNIVERSITY.
– TORQUE…
[jackhammer drilling]
LEWITH,
NEVADA STATE…
PENITENTIARY.
– THE PLAYER FORMERLY KNOWN
AS MOUSECOP,
UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI,
COLUMBIA.
– DAN SMITH, BYU.

100 comments

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  • The 64th Films

    I was watching this with a bunch of my friends who are also BYU fans and we lost our minds at Dan Smith

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  • Eric J

    The funniest gag is that "California University of Pennsylvania" is actually a real college.

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  • HELLhound

    I don't want to sound racist but did all the black dudes seem the same to you too?????

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  • I K

    The names at first sounded pretty normal lol

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  • Chunbot882

    Wait! Did the last one say California University of Pennsylvania!!? xD

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  • King Zak

    Da’Coldesttoevadoit Crawford. Lmao real name

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  • mbock hans

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • Joseph F

    L’Carpetron Dookmarriot went off in my fantasy league last week on god get him now no one has him

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  • Lucid Drowsy

    California university of Pennsylvania

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  • Kyle Hagerman

    Xwing…nuff said.

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  • Jeffrey Marcum

    I can't exactly explain why this makes me laugh so hard

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  • JerryMcBerry

    I have a really good friend who's name is Dan Smith and he goes to BYU XD. He's a cool dude, but he gets this joke a lot, poor guy.

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  • Christian Charoenpon

    Quatro Quatro is the homie

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  • FerhadM55

    oml that EEEE EEEEEEEEEEE guy was so good.

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  • Hayley Cakes

    i name my sims in the sims 4 after these guys. thanks for the names!

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  • MODA GAMING

    @2:50 I had to rewind that. For a minute I thought it was Joe Budden

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  • est 03

    Haha y do they all look alike lol

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  • Mert Alkas

    To this day Javaris Jamar Javarison-Jamar is one of the most motivated players I‘ve ever seen

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  • rabidtarg

    Go BYU!

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  • RedBearNAaron

    *California University of Pennsylvania🤣

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  • Jim C

    What position does Dan Smith play?

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  • Daniel Daniel

    Key and Peele is like the spiritual successor to Dave Chappelle

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  • Desmond Low

    This should be the baseline video to diagnose people with multi personality disorder

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  • eliu martinez

    Was that his fucking email or his name? lmao 😂🤣💀☠😂🤣

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  • Shmenocide And i’m burning

    I had a friend named “ Teeter Tottle Tautle “

    But I realized I was delusional

    Edit: an accomplice said to me that he/she had a friend called “ airplane noises “ and he/she wore noise-canceling headphones when they were going to meet.

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  • James Winny

    You know ha- ha Clinton-dix was breathing a sigh of relief for going unnoticed

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  • Its Sharlam

    I love Hingle McCringleberry 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • NYF

    Dan fucking Smith Lmao

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  • lxH8xURxFACE

    Javaris jamar Javarison Lamar lmfao

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  • Imeh Smith

    Dan Smith, Eeee Eeeeeee, and Donkey Teeth need to help the wretched pitiful Redskins who like Miami are losing across the board. 👍👍👍

    Truly a sad situation for those teams indeed.
    😥😥
    Not to mention how the EACH and EVERY empire / referee continuously CHEAT when they penalize every other team for half of what they allow the greedy ass Patriots get away with
    😠😠👎👎

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  • Psyfin Apollo

    (audio intensifies) DAN SMITH

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  • Iniesta 8

    That was funny as hell

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  • Siddhartha Jain

    Who thinks the person on the clickbait looks like Lasith Malinga?

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  • Jonathan Sakks

    Any California University of Pennsylvania alumni in here? Represent

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  • Bferrari 260

    ain’t nobody from merrimack going to the NFL lol

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  • Isaac MacDonald

    To be more clear. it is not University of Northern Arizona, it is Northern Arizona University (N.A.U.)

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  • Hunter Price

    Who tf disliked this???!

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  • HeatZ

    Can’t wait to see Shower-Handel dominate

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  • Joshua Weeks

    Donkey teeth is Ezekiel Elliot

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  • Luke Weyrauch

    Dan Smith. BYU.

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  • William Guo

    eeeee eeeeeeeee what an amazing season he had, also looking forward to more plays from donkey teeth, he has very high potential, much likely to be the mvp this season

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  • ליר עברי

    What is the guitar riff playing in the background before the player introduction?

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  • SpaceJam Gaming

    Hawaii One So Funnel

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  • RK Vishnu

    SCOISH VELOCIRAPTOR MALOISH😂☠️

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  • Retr0sp3ct

    Latrell Leroy Homer Dinkelschnitz Mcfarlameberry

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  • SRMkay

    Nobody:
    My brain at 2 P.M.: Wait… is T.J. Juckson a real player or a character from East/West College Bowl

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  • bilbo baggins

    Who ever makes their hair do's is the best!

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  • xXprogamer_619Xx

    EAST 4 LIFE

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  • Ashley Miller

    Wait can someone explain how Texas A&M is "West"… they're in the Southeastern Conference, and approximately 10 times closer to the Atlantic Ocean than the Pacific Ocean. I'm confused.

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  • FrankieBoy Reviews

    I dont get it

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  • Kyren Khairah

    Gardner Minshew III

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  • Ashanta L

    Jackmerius Tacktheritrix? Is that a family of aliens?

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  • Odkac

    I ain’t even notice the last guy

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  • LiwaywaySaGubat

    the BYU is so on point hahaha

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  • Mo W

    Still thee FUNNIEST shit ever 😩😂😂😂

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  • Tj Smith

    Me when I stub my toe in the morning 3:02

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  • Kelly Smart

    How do they say these names while keeping a straight face.

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  • Bogdan s

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEE – i died

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  • George Washington

    These guys look the similar

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  • Ben Wright

    I dont watch sports…. so was this a play on…..???? people having weird fucking names?

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  • [The Player Formerly Know As Mousecop]

    that’s me

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  • Aamir Khan

    This one stands the test of time. Has to be their most successful bit ever.

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  • Joe King

    Anyone realize that “Donkey Teeth” is a reference to the soul food video?

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  • sidehatch69 -

    Lmnop qrstuv jersey city🤪

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  • Moosegooseoof

    Quatro Quatro, i might go to SJSU

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  • Don't Blink

    Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon

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  • UK JAMAICAN!

    All of those names are very believable African American names. Just saying

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  • Pinhalokevin

    7 years ago!? WTFFFF

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  • Reg. Pson

    Sequester loooool

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  • TG1982

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • TG1982

    Javarris jamar javarison-lamar 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • Fadeg alami

    Shower handles !
    What kind of name is that
    Hahahahaha

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  • Linkology !!

    dan smith wtf are u doin there XD

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  • Joao Klein

    HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY…I died.

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  • berk tolunoğlu

    İs Dan Smith even a real name?

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  • bad dwarf

    Dan Smith is a strange name for a football player from the west

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  • Red

    Jackmerious Tacktheritrix!! 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣💀💀💀💀😵😵

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  • ahhBravo

    Is that Joel Myers??

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  • Josef_A

    Dan smith ?? What a weird name

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  • Camilo Bonilla

    I just showed my 9 & 10 year olds all three of these…we laughed our asses off…😂😂😂…thanks Key & Peele!!

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  • Starry_Universe_

    “Davoin Showerhandle”
    IS THIS WHERE JORDAN GOT THE NAME FOR NICK’S LLAMA?

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  • James Roan

    Quatro Quatro = marshawn lynch

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  • iloveyourshoes

    This is such 2012 humor hahah

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  • Marvin MJ

    Davoin Shower-Handle these guys are crazy

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  • TheWatchernator

    I went to high school with Dan Smith.

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  • Baba Yaga

    McCringgleBerry

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  • Linkology !!

    jackmerius tacktheritrix ……got soo many trics……… homie !!

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  • chainsawhanshaw

    Snl ripped this off

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  • Emma Madison

    i swear key & peele has personality disorder😁

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  • guillaume tbk

    is there a difference between the college and the university?

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  • Nasir Pittman

    Quatro Quatro Has Potential, They Just Be Putting Him On The Side.

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  • Stan Smith

    This could’ve been so much better but they didn’t want to offend. They let it get too silly instead of keeping the names quasi realistic.
    Here I’ll do one;
    DeFlavion Buttersworth

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  • ssian5678

    It would be dope to have a version of this skit for D1 hockey league, maybe just focusing on the Frozen Four. Obviously the setup & punchline would be very different; in my mind the players would all have generic monosyllabic All-American names like Sam/Jake/Josh/Brett/Mitch/Mark/Chris/Kurt/Greg/Cole/Zach/Matt/Kyle/Joe/Ty/Nick so on, until you get to a guy named something like Haraldur Hunter Andersson Beauchamps-Parker who is reserve goalie for Minnesota-Duluth.

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  • Karen Fuentes

    The drum sounded like the live version of Me! By tswift & brendon urie ❤❤❤❤❤

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  • Big Digg322

    Dan Smith 😂💀

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  • Obergruppenführer John Smith

    The real question is, how many players into the video did you get before stop being believable?

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  • JustVid

    Non-American viewer here, can someone explain this video please?

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  • Alpha Romeo

    The only thing that kept me alive is key and peele

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  • Yirme Xeride

    Donkey Teeth

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