Key & Peele – Gay Wedding Advice


– WELCOME, JOHNSON FAMILY. NOW, WE ALL KNOW WHY WE’RE HERE. COUSIN DELROY’S
GETTING MARRIED… all: MM-HMM. – TO A MAN. WHICH IS CRAZY.
– MM-HMM. – AND WE’RE IN SUPPORT, AND, UH,
WE JUST NEED A LITTLE HELP WITH THE PARTICULARS
OF A GAY WEDDING. WHAT I’VE DONE
IS I TOOK THE INITIATIVE TO GET MY FRIEND GARY IN HERE, WHO’S–I MEAN,
HE’S NOT REALLY MY FRIEND. HE’S A COWORKER OF MINE
WHO HAPPENS TO BE A ACTIVE MEMBER
OF THE HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNITY, AND HE’S GONNA GIVE US
SOME ADVICE ON, YOU KNOW, WHA–WHAT TO DO. SO, GARY, WHA–WHAT CAN–
WHAT CAN WE EXPECT? – ALL RIGHT. WELL, FIRST OF ALL, GUYS, THANKS SO MUCH
FOR HAVING ME HERE, AND I THINK IT’S REALLY AMAZING WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING
FOR YOUR COUSIN DELROY. REALLY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY,
BASICALLY, THAT A GAY WEDDING IS JUST LIKE A STRAIGHT WEDDING. YES? YES, SIR. – SO THEN DO THE MEN
WEAR DRESSES AND THEN THE WOMEN WOULD WEAR SUITS? – NO.
NO, NO, NO. YOU WOULD JUST WHERE
EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD WEAR AT A–AT A STRAIGHT WEDDING. – NOW, NONE OF US ARE GAY,
SO I ASSUME THAT WE WOULD ALL SIT
THEN IN THE STRAIGHT SECTION. – THE STRAIGHT SECTION?
– YEAH. – OH, THE STRAIGHT SECTION. HE MEANS AS OPPOSED
TO THE GAY SECTION. – NO, NO, THERE’S–THERE’S–
THERE’S NO SECTIONS, GUYS. – BUT THE GAY PEOPLE…
– NO, NO, NO. WHAT–YOU WOULD JUST SIT–
– AND THEN THE STRAIGHT? – NO, LARRY, LARRY, LISTEN TO ME
JUST FOR A SECOND. – BUT THEN THE AISLE.
– YOU WOULD JUST– YOU WOULD JUST SIT
ON THE SIDE OF THE PERSON THAT WERE FRIENDS WITH
OR THAT YOUR FAMILY’S MEMBERS, JUST LIKE IN A STRAIGHT WEDDING. – SO WE JUST GUESS WHO’S GAY. – OR NOT.
YOU COULD JUST–YEAH. – WE’LL GUESS WHO’S GAY. – OKAY.
GUESS WHO– – WHEN IN THE CEREMONY
DO WE SINGOVER THE RAINBOW?– WELL, YOU DON’T.
YOU DON’T. THIS IS A RELIGIOUS CEREMONY,
SO YOU– YOU WOULDN’T BE SINGING THAT
DURING THE SERVICE. – OH, ALL RIGHT.
– YOU DONE WITH THE QUESTIONS? – NO, I’M JUST ASKING. – I’M NERVOUS ‘CAUSE
I CAN ONLY DO JAZZ HANDS FOR ABOUT THREE MINUTES ‘FORE
MY HANDS START TO CRAMP. – OH, SIR, I DON’T THINK
ANYONE’S GONNA EXPECT YOU– I DON’T THINK ANY–
I DON’T THINK ANYONE’S GONNA EXPECT YOU TO HAVE
TO DO JAZZ HANDS. – NOW CAN WE SEE THE PONY SHOW
FROM THE STRAIGHT SECTION? OR ARE WE WAY
IN THE BACK SOMEWHERE? – MA’AM, AGAIN,
THERE’S NO STRAIGHT SECTION. WHAT IS A PONY SHOW? – YOU KNOW,
WHEN Y’ALL GO LIKE THIS. – NO, THERE WON’T BE– THERE WON’T BE ANY OF THIS
DURING THE CEREMONY. – OH. OH. – WHEN DO WE SINGYMCA?– OH.
– SIR, NOT DURING THE CEREMONY. – OKAY. – WHAT ABOUTMACHO, MACHOMAN?
– NO. – I DON’T KNOW
WHERE TO BUY NO GAY PRESENTS. – WELL, I-I DON’T KNOW
WHAT A GAY PRESENT IS. USUALLY, WHAT COUPLES
DO IS THEY JUST– THEY JUST REGISTER AT A STORE… – HUH. – LIKE A STRAIGHT COUPLE WOULD. – THE GAY STORE, OR–
– JUST A REGULAR STORE. – WHERE DO YOU GET THE EUROS
TO BUY GAY GIFTS? – ARE YOU SAYING EUROS? YOU WOULDN’T–
YOU WOULDN’T USE EUROS. – NO, IT’S–IT’S–
IT’S A GOOD QUESTION, FINNEY. WE–WE SHOULD MAKE
SOME EYE CONTACT SO WE MAKE SURE THAT
THE COMMUNICATION’S HAPPENING. – YEAH.
– I THINK HE WANTS TO KNOW IS IT, LIKE, A–YOU KNOW,
A DIFFERENT CURRENCY? OR IS IT MORE LIKE CAMEL CASH? – NOPE, JUST GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED
U.S. DOLLARS, YEP. – DO WE HAVE TO PARTICIPATE
IN THE ANAL SEX? – OH!
– OR CAN WE JUST WATCH AND CHEER IN A FIREMEN’S HAT? – NO, THERE’S NO ANAL SEX
AND NO FIREMAN’S HAT. – OH, OKAY.
– IT’S CUNNILINGUS. – IS THAT A QUESTION, SIR? – WHEN DO WE GET TO SING
IT’S RAINING MEN,
HALLELUJAH, IT’S RAININGMEN?
– YOU DON’T. – SO THERE’S NO GAY HYMNS
IN THE CEREMONY? – SIR, THERE’S NO SUCH THING
AS A GAY HYMN. – WHAT?
– WELL, DOES THE FAKE PRIEST LOOK LIKE A REAL PRIEST
OR LIKE A NUN? – IT’S GONNA BE A REAL PRIEST.
– OR… – NO, THERE’S NO “OR.” – IS IT A SEXY BOAT CAPTAIN, THEN HE TAKES HIS CLOTHES OFF? all: OHH.
– WHAT? NO. NO. – DO WE THROW SOMETHING
OTHER THAN RICE? – LIKE WHAT, SIR? WHAT WOULD YOU THROW
OTHER THAN RICE? – I DON’T KNOW.
I DON’T KNOW. COUSCOUS.
SKITTLES. – GUYS, A GAY WEDDING IS JUST
LIKE A STRAIGHT WEDDING, OKAY? IT’S EXACTLY THE SAME. – WELL, WHEN THEY KISS, IS IT
OKAY TO STAND UP AND SAY, “EW”? – NO, IT’S NOT BECAUSE IT WOULD
BE–THAT WOULD BE HOMOPHOBIC. – THIS FROM THE MAN
WHO WON’T ALLOW GAY HYMNS AT THE GAY WEDDING. – OKAY, BUT LIKE
A INVOLUNTARY GASP. – I WOULD JUST, I GUESS,
TRY TO CURB THAT BEHAVIOR. – OKAY.
I’LL–I’LL LOOK AWAY THEN. – OH, MY GOD.
– NOW, IS RUPAUL GONNA BE THERE? – NO, I DON’T THINK
DELROY KNOWS RUPAUL. – UH, NEIL PATRICK HARRIS?
– NO. – OOH, DOOGIE. – WHAT IF YOU DON’T WANT
YOUR PICTURE ON THE INTERNET? – THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
– EXCUSE ME, GARY. “RIDICULOUS.”
IS THAT A GAY TERM? – OKAY, YEP.
I’LL SHOW MYSELF OUT. – OH, HE’S A LITTLE TESTY,
ISN’T HE? – NAH, HE CAN GO.
– GOOD LUCK. – WE JUST TRYING TO FIND OUT
HOW IT GO. – LET’S GO, STEFAN. – I THINK WE PRETTY MUCH GOT IT.

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  • Derrick Liang

    Wait the first person from the audience was from Malcolm in the Middle Stevieโ€™s Dad!!

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  • Sasha Cunningham

    I heard they use Disney dollars lol

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  • GuillotineStare

    Euros LMFAO

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  • MR. 9

    3.8k ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿผ are GAY!!!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • mochagoddess24

    Eeewww or gasp ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • DrKillHappy

    โ€œRidiculous now is that a gay term?โ€ That went over some of yalls heads

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  • O'Ryan Langferd

    Watch and Cheer!? ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿš’

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  • Gameskyjumper

    That's Lance Reddick! The actor who play Charon in John Wick.

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  • Adil Al Awadhi

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Ashley Worden

    Some idiot wrote that Jesus was gay. (Not on this video) JESUS WAS NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What kind of morons do we have living in this world?

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  • Arssh Bajpai

    I like how they reference neil patrick harris but the scene is set in the 1980s

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  • Arun James

    What that bald dude is an actor in awesome movies I forget his name

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  • A_hitsUmn

    WheN dO wE sInG Y.M.C.A

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  • king anson

    That guy from John wick

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  • Daniel Wang

    When they kiss can I say e w w w w w w!

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  • Luis Vargas

    omg itโ€™s will smiths mom

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  • Alan Oranday

    Couscous ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Alec Bonaguidi

    Shit I didnโ€™t know Zavala was in this skit

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  • Oluwasola Adu

    I have watched this skit alot of times and the advert is always Skittles ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • R.J McCready

    By far one of the funniest sketches

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  • Fume

    "I mean not really my friend." lmaoooo

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  • mister smith

    Where do you get Euros to buy gay gifts?
    Bwuaaahaaahaaa!!!

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  • April Simkins

    which is CRaZy

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  • Clauss skinner

    โ€œHe can goโ€
    Lol

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  • Joseph Santana

    Lol he said โ€œitโ€™s a religious ceremonyโ€ when in fact homosexuality goes against the teaching of the three largest religious on Earth. Itโ€™s more like a mockery of a religious ceremony: a pagan celebration

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  • StudlyHunk

    The woman sitting next to the guy that don't want to make eye contact is one of the elder in Fine Bros react.

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  • WAKE UP

    God could u imagine if Shane Gillis wrote this script or any white person for that fact wrote this.. Jesus Christ Their would be race wars in the street with all kinds of bullshit attached.. Just keep that outrage for both sides.. At least be fair in your hatred.. fucking retards

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  • Elijah Joshua Rebong

    Now Im thinking to do all they suggested in MY wedding ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Dave j

    Please show this same group at the wedding!!!! Like if you want this to happen!!!

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  • Moriah Diggs

    "So do the men wear dresses and the woman wear suits" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ uncle ruckus is funny. Guest who straight. Gay section

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  • Frederick Stuart

    Soul Plane

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  • Statue X

    When does Ru Paul show up….LOL

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  • S White

    Lol Uncle RUckus sitting there taking notes! Great skit full of great comedians

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  • Nashville Boss

    These are all legit questions.

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  • nadiamommy

    I've watched this at least 10 times and I will find it hilarious!

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  • Luis de leon

    skittles! hahaha

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  • MTC

    Lol

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  • Marj Dun

    is that will's mom????? (fresh prince)

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  • Ben Caetano

    I had a really bad day at work. Thank you for the laugh it helped even though I have watched this many times

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  • Jacob Rich

    Haha Jordan reaffirming the questions is the best part

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  • Mike Montgomery

    Make a part 2

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  • Tormund Gaint

    Isn't that old guy in John Wick. Saying hi from Sweden…

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  • jj a

    Skittles taste the rainbow๐Ÿ˜…

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  • Shannon Swartz

    "…couscous…or Skittles" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Definitely one of the best sketches they've ever done…how the family kept straight (pun unintended) faces throughout, boggles the mind…

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  • John Shaw

    So funny because you know there are some people who really have these types of questions

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  • MtnNerd

    TBH throwing Skittles sounds kinda fun. Some people are substituting rice for other things already so why not Skittles?

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  • Micayla Singleton

    Welcome to the south

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  • esraa

    There is not one line here that is not funny.

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  • Austin Muriuki

    I have never heard a funnier 'or.'

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  • Abbas bin Firnas

    We were cleaning the carpets in this house once years ago, and I don't know what got into my mind to start singing "It's raining men", maybe cause it's a boring job, and me and my partner (and by "partner" I mean co-worker of course) are singing and laughing and cleaning, seconds later the owner walks in, a 60 something black man, and he had this look on his face like "Get the F OUTTA MY HOUSE"…I deeply respect this man.๐Ÿ˜…

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  • Creamy-Chichi-Jelly

    Is that the hotelier from John Wick?

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  • CAR GAS

    Love the Dude from 40 year Old Virgins . .

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  • Rexador

    They should have shown a clip at the end of the wedding with all of the crazy stuff

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  • Khalil Ebb

    I love all the cameos.

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  • Raine Bows

    So basically they think a gay wedding is a massive anal orgy moderated by a sexy boat captain while singing gay hymns with rupaul and Neil Patrick harris attending… and skittles.

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  • Jaishree Singh

    It's funny because while Keegan is playing a gay man here, he's playing the "straight" character

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  • A R D I S

    "Ridiculous, is that a gay term?" Had me dead ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Sharon Mwikali

    Where do you get Euros to buy gay gifts๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Dr Starbuck

    Fave! Slice the cake ๐ŸŽ‚ of ignorance and serve it up please!!!!! ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ we can sit down and laugh dragon ๐Ÿ‰ shhhh gawd I know right?

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  • MrGhostman Ghost

    Charone family gathering when he's off duty from the continental…

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  • Noel Vermillion

    Okay in all seriousness, does everybody play Over The Rainbow at their wedding?

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  • Temitayo Giwa

    That sounds like the most entertaining wedding ever! Throwing skittles! Itโ€™s raining men! I love it

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  • Inreutu Mpom

    The receptionist from the continental has a messed up family.

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  • kickinrocks 926

    The side eye – over the rainbow- gay hymn guy, lol…

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  • Sing king

    Is that a gay term?

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  • CAMERON BRAVO

    They forgot the part of the gay guy trying to sound like the most white girl ever.

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  • Serendipity

    I cant wait for the pony show

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  • Dan Farrar

    Those are not tears because I'm sad! Lololol

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  • Machaela Mitchell

    Does anyone know the name of the actress who plays what I think is the grandmother

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  • Jen Robinson

    This was just too spot on!!

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  • De La O Beats

    What would you throw instead of rice this man said skittles ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Essex Property

    "I think we pretty much got it."
    That's me ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • MrSuperaptor

    If that was made today, the reaction would be different lol

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  • Michael Karas

    the eye contact bit with romany malco got me

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  • ItchyPilauBoto808

    If youโ€™re reading this youโ€™re gay..

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  • Skunnr็ง

    Fucking Euros ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Sharon Sherry

    Best skit ever

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  • David G.

    THERE WAS A GAY WEDDING IN FLORIDA NEAR WHERE I USE TO LIVE AND THE BRIDE AND GROOM BOTH WORE PANTS WITH THE ASS PART CUT OUT….

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  • rairogami III

    i love to watch the gay wedding clip please

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  • Mo Yo

    Do we have to participate in the anal sex or do we just watch and cheer

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  • Nour El Mahmoud

    Like what..what would you throw other than rice ?!?!? Idk, idk couscous…skittles ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ he's my favorite

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  • Baby B

    Can we stand up and say eww๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • cheri618

    key & peele should really make a movie out of this skit. seriously it would be so freaking funny.

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  • Sun Wukong

    "When do we sing over the rainbow"– Lel

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  • Sun Wukong

    "Well does the fake priest look like a straight priest or a fake nun"

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  • Stack daddy

    3:35 shouldโ€™ve said sprinkles

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  • Montesama314

    Brother with the pen and paper, READY.

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  • Montesama314

    I really want to see the wedding that follows up to this.

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  • SnipeGhost

    Anal right in the middle of the floor.

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  • piecesofme

    I mean, it is kind of homophobic to not allow gay hymns at a gay wedding!

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  • Lars Pallesen

    All the supporting actors play perfectly in this sketch.

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  • inflago

    Even though the characters are obviously ignorant, it's kind of sweet that they are trying to learn.

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  • Mia Sturdivant

    "cunnilingas.."
    is that a question sir?

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  • Matthew Quinn

    Weddings were invented by Christians, and Christians believe that homosexuality is wrong. This whole idea is ridiculous.

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  • dan r

    This has got to be my fave skit put of controlz

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  • kiki bean

    Idk couscous… skittles.. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸคฃLmaooo that took me out

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  • Han Dolo

    Haha look at all the great actors they they got for just this one skit, hahahha aye they killed this shit lol

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  • Kevin Frazier

    LET'S GO STEPHEN!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • Kevin Frazier

    I was hoping this would be a real family show…it would be hilarious!!!

    "He can go…"

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