Key & Peele – Menstruation Orientation – Uncensored


[bright music] [applause]
What if we told y’all
that once a month,
half the human race
is in pain?
And the other half
don’t want to hear shit
about it?
– I’m Shaboots Michaels!
– I’m T-Ray Tombstone!
Welcome to…
(both)
Menstruation Orientation! Oh, no,
you don’t. Now, we know you don’t want
to hear about it. But they don’t
want to have it, so sit your ass down and listen
for once in your life. Today we’re gonna talk
to all you men about what happens to your women
when they’re on their periods and why
it’s important to… (both)
Be sensitive to that shit. Don’t say “chillax,” “relax,”
“calm down,” and “how come?” Don’t say “ass,” “fat,”
“grumpy,” or “cranky.” They ain’t cranky. They got blood coming
out of their vaginas, y’all! That’s some biblical
plague shit, y’all! That would be like
once a month if you had locusts flying
out of your dick for a week! Your ass
wouldn’t be cranky. Your ass
would be like… – Oh, fuck!
[both screaming] – My dick!
[screaming continues] (both)
So be nice to your bitches
when they bleeding! If you ain’t
getting ’em shit… Get the fuck
out they way! – They got cramps!
– They got headaches. They got weight gain! And every time
they pee, it’s likeThe Shining
in the toilet. – Be supportive.
– Be empathetic. But whatever you do… (both)
Do not try to solve it! Don’t even bring
that shit up! When women be
hanging out together, their periods
will sync up. Vaginas
be communicating. They got their own
vagina language. (both)
Talking about… [both speaking gibberish] If you find yourself
around a group of women and they all have
a backache… (both)
Back away slowly. What’s that in your pocket
there, Shaboots? Recognize this,
motherfuckers? That ain’t
space dynamite. That’s a tampon. Learn what your bitch
has to go through. First, you put
this piece in your vagina! Oop. Then you push this part
into the first piece! Gweeps Then you throw
this part away! Do that several times
a day for a week every goddamn month! It’s the worst thing ever
all the time! It’s much worse for them than it is for you
to hear about it. And periods
is important. That’s how the body
gets rid of the old egg so it can cook up
them new ones. So listen to what’s
going on with your female emotionally and… (both)
Get your bitch
some chocolate! Don’t call her
a bitch, but… (both)
Get your bitch
some chocolate! [both singing] ♪ Chocolate, chocolate,
chocolate, chocolate ♪ ♪ Chocolate, chocolate,
chocolate, chocolate ♪ ♪ Chocolate, chocolate,
chocolate, chocolate ♪ ♪ Chocolate, chocolate,
chocolate, chocolate ♪ ♪ Chocolate, chocolate,
chocolate, chocolate ♪ ♪ Chocolate

100 comments

  • Professor Tilt

    Wouldn't bringing them chocolates make them think you think they're fat?

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  • aMessIam1

    Haha they got there own vagina-languague.. Awidiwidiwidiwimi Squidediwigglethefan high five.

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  • Bahaar Husain

    "That's some biblical plague" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • I_Donโ€™t _Care_Who

    Lol that music in the beginning is from the sims 3

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  • Wynter Sheard

    This video almost made my period come on

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  • Mr H

    This is now my 2nd fave Key and Peele right behind Hotel Continentle.

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  • Uncle Ruckus

    Used to date a big girl bitch had a heavy flow but she would get wicked horny so one time when I got done I looked down And I knew it would be bad but it look like I chopped somebodyโ€™s head off with my cock

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  • MOS - ProductionsTM

    Who else actually took notes?

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  • DJPoxun

    Best TEDxFAS ever.

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  • Banu 02

    Ok, but why thay had to yell all the time? I might have chuckle on some jokes if not for that yelling. (I'm woman, I know what happens to women in periods). Imho, the delivery is very bad, worst YT recommendation I watched in a while.

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  • Frederick Thoms

    Have just binge' watched over 30 of these guys sketches – and they are f*ckin' fantastic. Thank you for the laughs.

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  • Aimee Colรณn Arroyo

    I love this

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  • Nightcore Subliminals

    Boys get more comfortable with it the more you talk about it. I was practicing a presentation with two male friends once and my cramps were absolutely murdering me. One noticed and asked if I was okay, and when I responded "cramps" he gave me a little side-hug and asked if I had any painkillers, and if not, he could go see if AJ or Lily had any.

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  • Rachel Johnson

    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • Tristan Slade

    1:53 Sam Jackson got nothing on you Key xD

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  • The Black Sea

    IT'S THE WORST THING EVER. ALL. THE. TIME.

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  • Crossbones Person

    Sponsored by Cadbury.

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  • S Kael

    I know this is supposed to be a joke, but EVERYBODY needs to see this.

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  • Latissua Scott

    I'm glad they understand

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  • Ace

    โคโคโค๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ

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  • Amy Erlanger

    Sleepaway camp. The syncing up HAPPENED.

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  • Orosco

    Chocolate is good for periods because it helps relieves the cramps.

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  • Start A Movement

    Well everyone on the train thinks I'm a lunitic I laughed lost my breath, had to get up lean on seat while I'm lolling, christ!

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  • Mahasweta Chakraborti

    Audience looks like they got periods at office when it's still 4 days short of the date.

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  • A Channel

    why it's the same song from TS3 XD

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  • Bob Martin

    biblical plague shit ya'll…lol!!

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  • Anana Miss

    For two people without vaginas, Iโ€™m surprised how accurate their vaginaese was. Yโ€™all got Roseta stone?

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  • Kristine Smart

    I'd leave this talk, too if it was done like this.

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  • Amanda Picard

    There for me when Sex Ed was not

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  • GrooTheWanderer80

    "Recognize this, MUTHAFUCKAS????" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • Jiggy Puff

    โ€œBe nice to your bitchesโ€ calls them bitches ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Hamiltrash

    And they didnโ€™t even mention toxic shock syndrome..

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  • Austin

    I learned a lot.

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  • Austin

    That ain't space dynamite!

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  • Tasha Hass

    BEST VIDEO EVER!!

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  • Taylor Bliss

    Haha the Sims Music in the beginning

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  • Aiden The Boy

    This is a perfect video.

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  • KIMBERLY FLOWERS

    The sound effects tho๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • Archie Utai

    Wow. By far the best Ted talk ever.

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  • bigfinny

    0:01 sims?

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  • Sunny patch Kid

    Boyfriend: I donโ€™t wanna hear you talk about it

    Me: well shit hereโ€™s a video

    ENJOY

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  • Double_AA_3333

    is this supposed to be a TED talk

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  • Phillip Brown

    Thank you women. I wouldnโ€™t exist without you.

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  • Phils eyelash

    This video is so important I rlly respect key and peele for this one

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  • Sagar Karki

    LoL, that vagina high five. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ

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  • Daniel Bower

    Itโ€™s funny because itโ€™s true

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  • Hassan Tahan

    Grew up in a house with 3 sisters and my mom. I never thought of it as weird, just that I should oblige them.

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  • Dominique Parnell

    This was helpful.

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  • Marcellinus Chrisnada Putra

    Is that The Sims sound at the opening?

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  • Briar Mason

    GET YOUR BITCH SOME CHOCOLATE!

    Don't call her a bitch, but….

    GET YOUR BITCH SOME CHOCOLATE!

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  • Merizรฉ V.

    Gasp sims theme song as an intro!

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  • E D

    'space dynamite'๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • devona washington

    my menstruation only last for 3 days ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • NightCoreManie

    The dislikes are from

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  • Florence Mac

    Quick write that down write that down

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  • Towed Array

    If talking vaginas isnโ€™t your ringtone, what the hell is the matter with you?

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  • Victor Vargas

    1:54

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  • Haleigh George

    I'm proud of them

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  • First Last

    Goddam japan flag

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  • W Flip

    The way they did this Skit reminds me of the way the Tortuga Twins at the Renaissance festival do theirs. Hilarious!

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  • Kiyah Shines

    I love this ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ men need to see this

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  • Jonathan Chow

    Lol that opening song from the Sims

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  • reneanduray

    THE SIMS 3 MUSIC AT THE BEGINNING IM DYING

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  • Horror

    I didnt open the sims but the music started.

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  • 30secondstomarsMBH

    Legit learnt more about menstruation than I did at school and my entire 24 years on this planet.

    Like, yeah, fuck that shit. Women must have the mental strength of a titan to be able to put up with that shit every month. No wonder men think women are pissed off all the time. I'd be absolutely exhausted having to deal with it and livid with every man that gives me shit about everything or treats me lesser than, when I'm pissing out blood every day for a week, every month and being in worse pain they'll likely ever feel, and having to do that every month without fail, since I was a teenager, and knowing it won't stop until I'm either pregnant and the pain of that will be worse, OR I'm old and can't have kids anymore.

    Like, dudes, seriously, we don't have to deal with that shit. ANY of the shit women have to deal with. It's either periods or pregnancy pain, or old-age pain. Women are ALWAYS in pain. We have 0 right to complain about anything.

    All our pressures are societal. They're fixable. Women have natural pressures to deal with AND societal pressure to deal with. Neither of which they can fix on their own, because one's natural, and the other one WE as men keep doubling down on for 0 damned reason.

    Seriously. This should be required watching for every man.

    We seriously don't deserve women. Like, shit, they put up with all this crap, then our bullshit, still damned well give us love and still give birth.

    I'm seriously surprised women haven't literally gone on an international riot indefinitely at this point.

    If it were us you KNOW there'd be a war over this.

    Women, respect, hats off to you, don't know HOW in hell you do it.

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  • Rachel Moten

    They should have made one about pregnancy lol

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  • aus71383

    Imagine going through your entire 20s and 30s without having a period – because you were either having babies or breastfeeding. Amazing that people don't do it more often.

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  • Catalleya Storm

    I swear their videos like this make me so happy. Lol. I hope people are taking notes.

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  • lizziejm

    Except chocolate is one of the WORST things to eat when you're on your period – makes you bleed more, makes it hurt more – save it for after! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  • judith helms

    This should be required viewing for all men starting at age 12

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  • JasmineMarie85

    ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ

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  • Richard Foran

    Periods nothing, a nose bleed. Piles externally, now thats a hole new level of pain right there, second only to child birth.

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  • Mary Ann

    โ€œWhatever you do, DO NOT TRY TO SOLVE ITโ€

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  • Harvey Lu

    We all know they ain't Key and peele!

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  • Gian Marco Dela Cruz

    "And that was my ted talk."

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  • Black X /Samurai Zackx

    โœ–1:52 WOAH I'M OUT

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  • WHITE LION

    Obama voice…
    ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ

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  • Vitruvianus

    T*D talks's speaker is all bunch of clowns?
    do i get the message right?

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  • The most loco in the gang

    SO BE NICE TO YO BITCHES WHEN DEY BLEEDING!

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  • Davie16s!

    0:28 Rian Johnson when people tried to walk out on The Last Jedi.

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  • smoke

    when its actually educational tho

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  • anime2012

    Haha, is it weird that this skit was what I went off of when I tried to use a tampon today?

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  • BrokeBot

    This is better than Sex Ed

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  • FTL OP

    I like the newer video better

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  • big ol balls

    I dont get it

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  • Kevin Diego Alexis

    Bruhh why you playinnn imma actually take this mf adviceeee

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  • Jamie Eagle

    Omg literally died the entire time…like one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Itโ€™s hard to make me laugh like that. I greatly appreciated this!

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  • BEASTINATOR 255

    THEY GOT BLOOD COMIN OUT THEY VAGINAS

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  • Travis Smith

    Shit this was more informative then funny to me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • H34RT b4e3k3r

    A man is saying this ๐Ÿง

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  • Libra Serpiente

    "โ˜†โ˜†โ˜†โ˜†โ˜†"

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  • Alvaro Olaechea

    recognize THIS MODAFuckasssssSSSSS hahahhahahhaa

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  • Alvaro Olaechea

    They made me actually realize soo many things, periods are some serious shit

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  • Xolly Xolly

    Yes some of us bleed seven days a week. It is definitley like the shining blood scene in the toilet when we go pee.
    Yes women's periods do sync up when we are together.
    Tampons and maxi pads are fucking annoying but they soak up our blood.
    We have cramps, body pains, vomiting, nausea, and weird cravings during our periods.
    Once it's over, we go back to normal. Thanks key and Peele for your skit.

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  • Ara V

    This is my fave one yet oh my God.

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  • mehrin noor

    "Every time they pee, its like The Shining in the toilet"๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡

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  • Carissa Guidry

    What the f***? I do not get crabs…not true!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ

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  • tebello ntsebeng

    Mine surprised me at my then boyfriendโ€™s place and I was so embarrassed and he was so cool about it he even went to the store, bought me some pads and made me food afterwards. Sweetest thing ever.๐Ÿ˜Š

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  • BehindTheMask

    Soooo why wasnt this shown in my 5th grade sex ed class? I'm a woman and this made much more sense than what was shown to us……thank you key and peele

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  • Maria aguirre de carcer

    Could you please put this in subtitles so I can send ot to my boyfriend? Jajajaja. The other day I was suffering, couldn't even stand up! So we watched a movie, and I told him. Be sensible with me today, please. So… He started to call this woman of the movie fat… And I said, don't say that, that's so rude, she isn't fat. He kept on saying it! So…. The end of it was me crying on the sofa, and him mad in the bedroom… Please. Put this in subtitles… He neeeeds to see it, cause when I tell him about it. It goes through one ear and leaves the other one without getting to the brain…

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