Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored


– “BEEN TRYING TO REACH OUT
TO YOU ALL DAY. ARE WE ON FOR TONIGHT?” [sighs]
JEEZ. – WHAT?
YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. I’M LANCE MOORE.
TOUCHDOWN, BITCH. WHAT?
PAUSE. [phone chimes] OH, SHOOT. KEEGAN’S BEEN TEXTING ME. “SORRY, DUDE,
MISSED YOUR TEXTS. “I ASSUMED WE’D MEET AT THE BAR. WHATEVER.
I DON’T CARE.” [phone chimes] – “SORRY, DUDE,
MISSED YOUR TEXTS. “I ASSUMED WE’D MEET AT THE BAR. WHATEVER.
I DON’T CARE.” “WHATEVER. I DON’T CARE”? WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM? “DO YOU EVEN WANT TO HANG OUT?” – “DO YOU EVEN WANT
TO HANG OUT?” OH, THAT’S CONSIDERATE. “LIKE I SAID, WHATEVER.” – “LIKE I SAID, WHATEVER”? FUCK THIS GUY. JESUS, “YOU…” – “ARE FUCKING PRICELESS.” AWW.
“YOU’RE THE…” – “ONE WHO’S FUCKING PRICELESS”? THIS M– THIS MOTHERFUCKER HERE. OH, HE WANTS TO–
OKAY, MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
OKAY. “YOU WANT TO GO…” – “RIGHT NOW?” HMM. GUESS I COULD DO THAT. [clears throat] “OKAY…” – “OKAY, LET’S GO”? HE SAID OKA–
“OKAY, LET’S GO”? ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT?
“YOU WANT TO REALLY…” – “DO THIS NOW?”
KEEGAN, YOU NUT. YOU’RE NOT PUTTING ME OUT. – “FUCK YEAH, LET’S DO IT”? OH, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! – “FIRST ROUND’S MINE.” – OH, NO!
OH, NO! THERE AIN’T GONNA BE
NO ROUNDS, ASSHOLE! IT’S GONNA BE
A FUCKING STREET FIGHT! THIS SON OF A– – ♪ ‘CAUSE TONIGHT WE GONNA
PARTY AND THE PARTY DON’T STOP ♪ – YOU! – BUDDY! LIKE I SAID, FIRST ROUND’S MINE. A BEER AND A GIMLET
FOR MY PARTNER RIGHT– WHAT’S THAT? – UH, I-I GOT YOU
A BASEBALL BAT WITH NAILS IN IT. – FOR MY POST-APOCALYPTIC
JACKIE ROBINSON COSTUME. HOW DID YOU KNOW?

100 comments

  • Caitlin Moorhead

    I was just explaining why emojis are important and I thought of this video. Sent it to them to help explain. 😂😂😂☺️

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  • Jayda F

    It’s all about perception

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  • Cholofelo Malunga

    This was hilarious! Thanks guys

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  • FlitelessBirdyTV

    Me literally trying to text my friends

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  • REDD-IVEEE

    Wow he was going to kill his friend 😂

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  • ISitOn MyArm

    Lol these guys are great. Can't stand them politically, but fuck they're funny

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  • EJ

    Damn depending on the day I’m both parties

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  • Retrosaurus

    anyone notice the partY won't stop is playing in the bg inthe bar scene? 😀 😀

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  • Michael Duran

    Lmao I wonder how many relationships have been ruined because of this

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  • SSGSS Vegeta

    One with social anxiety vs the one whos so chill your kinda jealous kinda not and hes cool but always wonder why he doesn't text the way you want .

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  • Anthony Joseph

    Key is how girls text and Peele is how guys text.

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  • Ingemar Kenyatta

    1:49

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  • BozuシシMoyo

    1:50 😂😂😂😂

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  • Jamaican Gravy

    The difference with weed n coffee lol yes weed gives u a clam relaxing feeling !!!!

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  • Error

    a PSA in disguise

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  • Kaizaro123

    This shit happens with my girl every other day, lol. Women!

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  • Hypo Aesthetically

    Basically every couple goes through this 😒

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  • Luke M

    😂😂😂

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  • ngoan y

    Lol…I'm key…most of the time..

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  • Bryasia B.

    I’m totally Keegan when texting…I see I need to chill tf out lol

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  • A K

    Epic

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  • All For One

    Me and my Gf

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  • Vmonu si

    After all the time, I just realized that on 2:13, Jordan sings the song from their lmfao skit. And that's the magic of watching Key & Peele over and over again, you always find something new.

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  • Neil Heckman

    Welcome to the 21st Century! We're barely holding society together and the "connectivity" isn't helping.

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  • Zachary Madden

    1:46–1:52 That little hop Keegan does off the counter…..IDK why but that hop fits Keegan perfectly.

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  • X -tina

    The difference between how women read text to how men read em

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  • xirsamoht x

    The amount of bongs keeps increasing!

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  • El Mike Space

    Ppl read txt differently all the time…. its very confusing… thank the LORD for voice messages!!!!!!

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  • DCAbsolutJohn1

    Aaaaand… This is the reason why communication trainings exist.

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  • belle sorcière

    Lmfao why has this been me

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  • fr812 libra

    I’ll admit I’m more Keegan haha

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  • 하늘

    did anyone notice the dinosaurs on his bong

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  • Moe Money

    Why do I think this text conversation actually took place and they tweaked it a little for this skit, hahaha.

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  • Stage Ready

    My dating life..

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  • Pro2A

    Comedy Central protected by the First Amendment.
    AR-15 protected by the Second Amendment.

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  • Johnny Trever

    Anyone else noticed Peele was singing their lmfao parody song?

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  • Marionette's Quill

    "OH NO
    OH NO THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO ROUNDS"
    Favourite line.

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  • Adam Mcpherson

    Do you see why we shouldn't jump to an impeachment of our president over a text message? Some people see quid pro quo and others don't. For the record I myself don't see it. It depends on what your state of mind is when you read it. Thanks to main stream media we know where everyone's state of mind is. Please vote like your life depends on it, because it does.

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  • Mario Barrera

    I've been on both sides of the argument

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  • Jonathan Fowlkes

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • Crystal Lagat

    Is it me or am I the only one who really acts like Keegan in real life when i read people the wrong way 😂 omg priceless love it

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  • Turbo Cotoletta

    I love Key e peele. In from Italy. I don't have a job. My GF leave me After 3 Yeats togheter. Im addicted ti cocaine. My Mother leabe me when i was 9 and my father died when i was 18. Im 25 now. Im Lost at All. I want to kill myself everyday. And now i really want to Do It. Thanks for the laughs but i don't have nothing to live for. Goodbye guys.

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  • Stefan Salvatore

    Whatever I don't care??!!

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  • Lochlanist

    Lol I'm finished. He went for his friend with not just a baseball bat. But he went into the garage and nailed and whole bunch of nails before he left. Lol hardcore.

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  • Tonya Tko Show

    I ❤ This!

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  • Rosalinda Bloodflowers

    😂🤣

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  • Alan Parson

    Post-Apocalyptic Jackie Robinson Costume LOLOOOOOLLLL

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  • Ni7ar 53

    the chilling dude

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  • Shelly Daniels

    Post apocalyptic Jackie Robinson costume? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙊

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  • i dab so people can't see me cry

    typing like this means we're chill

    And typing like this means I'm pissed as hell.

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  • Toby Conoley

    It really do be like that sometimes

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  • ArtsDesigns

    That LMFAO song in the background

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  • Kevin Benoit

    My friend was easily offended at my texts all the time and I don’t have a mean bone in my body so I was always so confused why he would reply angrily at me 😂

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  • AlienBrain

    Was watching this with my bro; could not stop laughing our asses off 😂

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  • Aidan Schellinger

    This is really how it is though

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  • TraumaER

    This is so accurate it’s scary lol‼️

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  • Mark Gordon

    I never commented before but these episodes are awesome

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  • Hibiscus Angel

    Lol

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  • Blakm3

    That weapon is a thing of nightmares

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  • DarkScorpionOmega

    Yeah this happens in real life way to often….

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  • Fresh Beginnings

    This is SUPER relevant TBH. Emojis are so important, and that's sad in itself xD

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  • The GGH

    i’m literally both and it’s so stupid 😂😂

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  • MyBiscuits

    How many bongs does Peele own?

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  • 20 years ago

    Last line is great

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  • Karla Galvez

    “FUCK THIS GUY!” 😂🤟🏻

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  • sofreshprettyboy

    This show is freaking ICONIC.

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  • Lord Papi Darkwing

    They were fairly passive aggressive replies that never actually answered anything, id be wound up to. Ppl who text in such a pointless way need a good slap

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  • Orion E

    This but imagine writing internal work emails and having to add smile faces or avoid putting fullstops because adding fullstops makes you seem serious and/or pissed

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  • PYS_ K.J.C

    Post apocalyptic Jackie Robinson costume

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  • noahyen

    Im getting a PIZZA Sweater!!!

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  • Entitled Millennials

    That kick at 1:49 bruh 😂😂😭

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  • Batman

    Why'd he leave his phone?

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  • OmazingE30

    How the wife be over reacting

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  • Hatchet House

    Soooo fucking true! Love these guys!

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  • hpfav101

    am I the only one that has the closed captions ahead of the video? does anyone know how I can fix this? 😞

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  • Captain Righthand

    Are Key and PEELE best friends??

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  • Fabo Andolini

    This is sooooo me!!! Omg lol lmfao totes smh dick bro

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  • Brandon Arce ( Student )

    Peele is legit me when I’m texting tf

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  • Richard Dadufalza

    'Cause tonight we're going to party like the party don't stop!'

    I'm dead.

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  • Unreal Violet

    This is how my mother and I text. She gets confused and offended about idk what because she reads it with attitude 🙄

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  • Jhaedify

    Bar in broad daylight.
    I dont know.

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  • Dreaming In Japan

    who is Key & who is Peele ? can anyone explain me ?

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  • Lyrix Musiq

    I been there

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  • Mr V

    Haha

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  • 8O8clap

    Well I just figured out my Halloween costume

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  • Makaveli

    The difference from caffeine and weed 😂💀

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  • adeeb yousuf

    Lance Moore!

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  • Dee Ess

    Idk why that back door being open, the coffee brewing and the early morning light looks perfect

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  • Private Eye

    Peele is my life. I suck at texting. It does not get better with practice. This sketch is old and I still feel the same way. Five years after I first seen it.

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  • chad miller

    Jordan singing the song had me weak

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  • Brenda Banuelos

    I went through that recently with my in law 😂😂 she's no talking to me, I'm not mad, but she is … Lol! Oh well!

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  • FIDIRONU

    Is the short stocky one gay?
    Actually, are they both?

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  • Ambrose

    I swear this is like me and my brother.

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  • Minseok Jang

    Peele is high

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  • merlinthegray

    why do you have both a french press and a drip coffee machine?

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  • Bob Bob

    I sent this to my wife. She thought i was making fun of her and got mad.

    I was making fun of her

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  • Kurisiti

    X'D

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  • Pisgahmts

    This so true and hilarious. Guilty.

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  • Abrar Sikandar

    thats litrelly me and my best frined sometimes , lmao

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  • Sarah Claiborne

    Okay let's g‐ 🐎OKAY LETS GO?

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