Key & Peele – White Zombies


[ominous music] – [breathing heavily]
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP. SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT’S
CLOSE BY–WE’LL BE SAFE THERE. – OKAY.
– STAY CLOSE. – [blows air]
– I’LL GET YOU OUT OF HERE. – [snarling] all: [screaming] [screaming and whimpering] – OH, MY GOD!
– OH, MY GOD! – THEY GOT BRAD!
– [whimpers] – THEY GOT BRAD!
THEY GOT BRAD! – HEY, THEY DIDN’T GET US!
THEY DIDN’T GET US! – [whimpers]
– OKAY? WE’RE STILL ALIVE. – YEAH, RIGHT.
– KEEP IT TOGETHER. – YEAH, OKAY.
– WE GOTTA MAKE IT TO THAT SHERIFF’S STATION.
– RIGHT. OH, MY GOD. – [gasps] – [screaming] – WE GOTTA GO THROUGH ‘EM.
JUST STAY TOGETHER, KEEP MOVING,
AND DON’T GET BIT. GO! – [whimpering] – ARE YOU GETTING THIS?
– YEAH, WHAT IS UP? – ALL RIGHT, LET’S GO.
LET’S GO. – THIS IS
SOME CRAZY [bleep]. IT’S–WHAT? – UM– – OH.
– AIN’T THAT SOME [bleep]? – THESE ARE SOME RACIST
MOTHER-[bleep] ZOMBIES! – WHY WOULD YOU EVEN
LOCK THE DOOR? I MEAN, THE WINDOW’S BROKEN,
AND– – [gasps]
– OKAY. – OH! OH, HELL, NO. – THAT’S–
– NO, NO, NO. OH, COME ON! – WHAT IS THAT? – THEY SERIOUSLY
WOULDN’T LET HER EAT US. – THAT’S–
– HEY, GUYS. ISN’T THIS GREAT? THESE RACIST ZOMBIES
ARE LEAVING US ALONE. COME ON,
WE’RE HAVING A PARTY. [funk music] – THE BEER IS HERE! [cheering] AND LOOK WHO I BROUGHT.
COME ON, MAN. [cheering] [ominous music] ♪

100 comments

  • Jed Olson

    I'm half-ironically confused. Is the point that it's racist to attack a black person or racist to ignore them.

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  • Obi Wan Kenobi

    first of all, i wanna know whats the name of the virus that only affects white people… for research purposes- uhh, i mean for porn

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  • Dee Bee

    This would be the best zombie movie ever.

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  • shane cook

    My only question is who in the hell was he planning to share that 12 pack of beers with ?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • Tubzy Wilson

    Oh no hercules got eaten

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  • Flako Bruno

    They locked the doors with the windows down. πŸ˜‚

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  • Ice Bear

    Racist White zombies πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    》They don't eat black people πŸ˜‚
    》If u are black u are safe Β°β€’Β°halorios

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  • Azra'El

    Racist Zombie LOL

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  • weapon master

    I would enjoy this being the zombie apocalypse

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  • John Soreb

    OMG I wish I was black

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  • Hai Nguyen-Pham

    If there are Asians in this… Then they can join the non white crew.

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  • Going Bonkers With My Honkers

    This was a good way to start my evening 😊

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  • Solemn Solace

    They are not zombies they are living dead challenged!

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  • chanelwilliams34

    They got Hercules

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  • chanelwilliams34

    The one time black people can barbecue with becky calling the cops.

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  • joey kirchner

    thats just looks like a tough work day for everyone.

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  • Blaze78 Million

    Iam okay with that zombie apocalypse

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  • Tung Nguyen Nang

    I'm Asian, is that count? Cos' I wanna join the party too πŸ˜€

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  • polemius01

    Kevin Sorbo, in between his days as a barely-acceptable sci-fi/fantasy actor & his glory days as a "hunk" of right-wing "Christian" cinema.

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  • leootp22

    That gasp killed me

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  • Milength

    Confirmed: only black people would survive a zombie apolcalyse

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  • Cyberhawkzz

    Dang..black people still not wanted, even after the zombie apocalypse. LoL.

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  • Jeremy Hallazgo

    I never thought racism could save black people when zombie apocalypse happens

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  • Jacklyn Tamayo

    I love hercules thank you key and peele very lovelyπŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡

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  • Nicholas Seckinger

    If it was titled black zombies…..

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  • Kristoffer HellstrΓΆm

    haha! These two guys are hysterical ;P

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  • doggystyledave

    This is gold!

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  • Divakar Pathak

    Did they attack brown guys?

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  • pin child

    Brad the white zombie is the biggest threat here someone shoot him before his common decency spreads to the others!!!

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  • Kurakat !

    I guess Africa boutta become the richest country in the world then?

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  • Bad Meets Evil

    THE BEER IS HERE!!!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • Brian Figueroa

    Bro yall are nuts lmfao. Love your skits !!

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  • King Yobho

    Wait! Hercules dies before Key & Peele in a Zombie apocalypse? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • IvΓ‘n Arley RodrΓ­guez Rubiano

    Kevin Sorbo!

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  • Comment Thief

    Not realistic. The cop zombie would have attacked for sure.

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  • Just Smile

    Lololol bahahha

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  • Dancehall's Next Generation

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • vexboy

    I’m half black what would the zombies have done to me lol

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  • Arslan Akram

    Bruh was that Hercules

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  • Fedora Film Productions

    Totally inaccurate
    In a horror movie these two would be the first to go

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  • Ali Yasu

    Racist zombie

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  • Zaynab

    I AM BLACK AND I AM PROUD

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  • Sean Lin

    i swear yall would make racism save humanity

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  • Drive knight

    Now i want to be black

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  • Buddy Daturtle

    The last Zombie looked like Toby from The Office.

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  • Dale Smith

    It’s funny because B L A C K P E O P L E

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  • Jennifer Nahas

    I would think this is destined to be a classic….comedy gold….

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  • Muntasif Susmit

    is that Harculies??

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  • Connor Kent!

    What happens when a black zombie joins the party?

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  • Roger Garrett

    😭🀣

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  • Dave Cozzi

    Oh man, not another racist joke.
    Dude, relax, it's black people doing it.
    Oh, OK then. Ha ha ha, so funny.

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  • nobody important except on Tuesdays

    🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  • Fit Geek

    I am Native American, Mexican, German, and Irish. So, hopefully I am good too, lol.

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  • 999Claymore

    In the zombie hood all you have to do is throw down a positive pregnancy test and there won't be a black zombie in sight.

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  • Jason York

    Like black people dont know why no one likes them. Even black people dont like other black people.

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  • EMMoney8806

    Hercules was bitten by zombies!

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  • DaOzMan

    This skit should be produced into an entire mini series!

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  • Joshua Pope

    Why do I want a whole show based on this sketch alone lol

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  • Yo Yossarian

    What kind of monster brings one six pack to a party?

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  • Lil Smirnoff

    If its racist white zombies doesn't that mean every race that isn't white will live?

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  • Anwar Crutchfield

    Haaaa Haaaaaa!!!! If zombies we're ever gonna be real, that would probably be the case: If those black people had Hebrew Israelite blood the zombies might not even be able to touch them.

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  • Give Importance To Sports

    Racist zombies πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£……………

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  • Evelyn Cornwell

    "They seriously would not let her eat us"

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  • Houston Sanderfield

    2.2k was white zombies

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  • Π€Π»ΡΡ…ΡΡˆ

    DISAPPOINTED

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  • Bacon Sir

    I feel like these skits won’t age well. Just a hunch

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  • Bluddy Brilliant

    That white scared zombie at the end..

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  • Jansen Via

    Rascit xombies what bout zombies that ain't or black

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  • Pixead

    BREAKING NEWS : RACISM SAVES HUMANITY

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  • Đeath Vader

    Is it white zombies or suburban zombies, or racist zombies?

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  • Chad Linton.

    Hurcules was suppose to save them

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  • Cowboycomando54

    They killed Hercules

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  • Chris Frye

    If Hercules can't beat the zombies, what chance do us mortals have?

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  • Bollywood Therapy

    The Hood's got your back

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  • Alstein E

    Key always grasped dramatically….

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  • gorillaz 2d

    1:42 midget zombie.

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  • Heath Company

    Holy balls! It's Kevin Sorbo.

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  • andrew hopkinson

    Love it

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  • High on Hentai

    1:41, this explains the whole video

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  • Michael Russell

    Black comedy consist of racial jokes, And. Oh wait that's literally it. Take out race jokes and they literally have nothing. It's like watching a female comedian trying to joke about something other than sex. Just saying. Need some better material black folks. Its Getting old. 😊

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  • gk10002000

    This was so funny. The How to tell the aliens skit was funny too

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  • Jakez1lla -_-

    I like how they always act out movies and shows every scene

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  • Ivan Carcamo

    omg 🀣

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  • Nic Flores

    Lmao

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  • Counter Helix

    Kevin Sorbo?

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  • mskiUSMC

    Thats some funny shit!

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  • Sergio MuΓ±iz

    I wonder if this goes for Hispanics as well🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  • Mr. LJ

    If only so called white people would stay away, it would be awesome.

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  • Troy Ward

    oh my gosh that is funny right there!! thanks k&p

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  • OctoSenpai

    I mean if white zombies happened,
    . I glad I'm black then

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  • Mitchell Turner

    The final zombie had the best acting, tbh

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  • gidym

    And then I woke up…

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  • Just some Guy

    Hey, not all zombies would refuse to eat you, this is not representative of the zombie community as a whole.

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  • Oscar Ortiz

    was that Kevin Sorbo?

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  • m

    Black zombie in the back 1:20

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  • COS COS

    That last zombie deserves an Oscar

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  • Gabriella Edme

    0:49 you can see a guy wearing red running to a backyard 😭

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  • Łukasz Marecik

    without white men In a few days they all gonna die because of no food. Like in Africa

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  • Sam Kay

    That was some good ass undead acting by last dude showed he feared for his life lol

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  • Ilia Ford

    How did 2k people not like this?! L-M-A-O

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