Key & Peele – Who Thinks They Can Dance?


[electronic music]
– WE MET B-BOY JOSEPH
IN ATLANTA, G.A. – HI, JOSEPH. – [British accent]
ALL RIGHT. YEAH. START THE MUSIC. [hip-hop music] ♪ – HAS HE STARTED YET? – I THINK–
I’M PRETTY SURE THIS IS IT. ♪ THANK YOU. – YEAH, THANK YOU.
– I AIN’T DONE YET, THOUGH. – THANK YOU, JOSEPH. IT’S–IT’S
DEFINITELY A NO FOR ME. – IT’S A NO. I’M SORRY. – NO. – ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU, JOSEPH. – GUYS, YOU–YOU KNOW, I AIN’T GOT NO FORMAL TRAININ’
OR NOTHIN’ LIKE THAT. I LIVE ON THE STREETS. – THAT WAS VERY APPARENT,
AS IT TURNS OUT, JOSEPH. THANK YOU FOR COMING. – Y-YOU KNOW THAT MY MAMA’S
ON DRUGS, AND MY DADDY IN JAIL. – IT’S NOT–
NOT REALLY RELEVANT. – BORN IN A COFFEE CAN
UNDER A BRIDGE. – THAT’S TERRIBLE, JOSEPH. THAT’S–THAT’S AWFUL,
BUT IT’S NOT GOING TO– – MY SISTER SHOT MY BROTHER
WHILE MY COUSIN BEAT MY UNCLE. – NOW IT’S A LIE.
– IT’S A LITTLE BIT MUCH. JOSEPH, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, BUT– – PUT MYSELF THROUGH SCHOOL BY RENTING MY BODY OUT
AS A HEROIN SUITCASE. – OH, I SEE WHAT’S GOING ON.
– WOW. – JOSEPH, PLEASE, WE–WE DO HAVE
OTHER DANCERS HERE TODAY, WHO ARE WAITING THEIR TURN
VERY POLITELY. NO, JOSEPH,
LET HER COME ONSTAGE. – OH! OH!
– LET HER COME–NO, JOSEPH. – IF I WIN THIS COMPETITION, I
COULD PUT A ROOF OVER MY HOUSE. ‘CAUSE I GOT A HOUSE AIN’T
GOT NO ROOF. FOR REAL, THOUGH. – JOSEPH… – JUST ONE LITTLE THING,
THOUGH. – DON’T DO IT, JOSEPH. – IT WAS A LOUD BRIDGE.
– DON’T FINISH THAT SEN– – I GOT HEARING DAMAGE
IN THIS EAR. – JOSEPH!
– AND ALSO IN THIS EAR. – JOSEPH! – THE BRIDGE HAD–
HAD TRUCKS GO OVER IT. – JOSEPH.
– ‘CAUSE THE BRIDGE– – KEEP IT.
– 15-TON– – HOLD IT. PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH.
AND GET OFF MY STAGE. – RA–RATED SIX. – JOE…
– THAT’S A BIG TRUCK. – SEPH.
OKAY, JOSEPH, PLEASE. AND WHO IS THIS? – OH, WHO IS THIS
RIGHT HERE? THIS IS MY 12-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER,
WHO I RAISED ALL BY MYSELF WITHOUT THE HELP OF ANYBODY ELSE
IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. SHE IS MY INSPIRATION. – JOSEPH,
IT DOESN’T MATTER. THERE’S NOTHING
YOU CAN DO OR SAY THAT’S GOING TO MAKE US
CHANGE OUR MINDS TODAY. – THAT RIGHT THERE, THAT RIGHT
THERE, THAT’S HER DAUGHTER. SHE BLIND. SO I RAISED THEM BOTH BY MYSELF
WITHOUT NOBODY ELSE’S HELP. – COME GET
YOUR TICKET TO VEGAS. – WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! – VEGAS!
– CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I’M GETTING GOOSIES OVER HERE.
I’M GETTING GOOSIES. I-I AM.

100 comments

  • Nick Rodriguez

    hahahah awww the little one is the cutest

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  • Roman Tekurio

    Fuck transgender Jews

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  • Nicklas Brady

    NOT THE BLIND GRANDBABY

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  • Fancy Ninja

    . Thinks
    Who
    Can
    They
    Dance?

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  • emon hasan

    It would've worked in india though.

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  • Jesse Sarabia

    If you guys don't get the joke
    That was a real jab at how the talent shows like AMT and X factor and AMERICAN IDOL work
    people who have gone on say "it doesn't matter" "you just need to have a sad story or your out" and if you do you're in .

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  • he_landon_on_it

    This is so true, anything with children will kill the judges

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  • Chi B.

    This is so accurate!!!!!!!

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  • Chi B.

    She blind! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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  • Raj

    Right on the face, got talent

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  • Gรธkรน Sรถรฑ

    ~ Lmaoooooooooooooooooo

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  • Jaded One

    Yep, these judges know these people can't sing or dance but still put them through for the wrong reasons ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • OMI [OK]

    HE SHOULD NOT DANCE,,,HE SHOULD RAP..

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  • John Jones

    How far down the victimhood insectersectionality hierarchy can you travel. Brilliant

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  • John Smith

    Its just like the show you got to have a sad story to go to the next stage lol

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  • HX

    Goosies! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Wesley Dawson

    Is that Alice from workaholics

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  • Ralph Harrison

    She Blind

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  • Abu Nayem

    This is how Indian reality show contestants try to manipulate the judges ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • Ana Chocolate

    ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

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  • israel soto alicea

    This is my wife lol. Dont tell her

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  • Michael Russell

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚…

    English is close but you can hear the American coming through in certain words lol

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  • Aly the dream boy

    Someone notice Simon's accent!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Yare Laguer

    โ€œLet her come on stage. No Josephโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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  • Arryea M. Blake

    When that lil girl came out with that stick and was pretending to be blind… I ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ LIKE ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

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  • Don Mike

    Quick life hack,if u want to go thru in any auditions,bring yourself a child

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  • ActionTv808

    More of these right away ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • Ja'Maul Redmond

    โ€œ She Blindโ€

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  • Racquel Hall

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • HellzFugitive GoodGuy

    How many of us JUST realized this the same JOSEPH from undercover boss K&P 2019

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  • J. NamWEN.

    Joseph. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Saffy โ€ข 30 years ago

    Why is this so true though? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • LulzRoyce

    sadly this is more reality than a parody

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  • Max Girard

    โ€œIโ€™m gettin goosies over here I amโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€

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  • niuka jimo

    GOLDEN BUZZER!!!! ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • The Guy

    That's why I steer completely clear of all these shitty ass "talent" shows everybody has a goddamn sob story

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  • Kakashi Hatake

    He is Dexter Morgan's uncle

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  • liliana Batista

    Lol..I needed the laugh

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  • dat vergil doe

    The little blind girl had me rolling. With the stereotypical blind person outfit.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • Dustin Gordon

    Joseph FROM UNDERCOVER BOSS!!

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  • Juicy Jeyk

    Is he related to that guy from that undercover boss show? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • UNKNOWN

    competition for the biggest >victim<….

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  • CORY THE SAUCE GOD

    โ€œIโ€™m gettin goosies โ€œ ๐Ÿ’€

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  • Heetckers

    Come get your ticket to Vegas!

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  • Adnaan Zabair

    Yesss come across 1 I have never seen

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  • Todd Jordan

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚accurate!!

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  • N

    The English accent๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • US MC

    When the little girl came out bruh…

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  • Troy Addict

    When the blind baby comes out

    Me:AWWWWW! ๐Ÿ™ˆโค๏ธ she so cute

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  • Gherman Raul

    Man, he only went forward with the audition cause the blind girl was white. No one understood the skit

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  • Bitches B

    literally what happens all the time on TV ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Shing Geul

    Joseph… Joseph… Joseph…

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  • sea-snake83 1

    whos the girl judge?

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  • sea-snake83 1

    wwhats the girl judges name?

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  • Daniel Pam

    So funny! 2019!

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  • Cedar Poplar

    That was a theatrical rehearsal

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  • Chet Manly

    โ€œCome get your victim awardโ€œ , said the television. And all of the jobless and the lazy in the land went to the audition studio. They didnโ€™t bring their talent, but they brought sob stories. And the prize money was distributed equally to each according to their need. Hail Marx.

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  • Val Anthony Cadullo

    Good one!

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  • Alan Parson

    The greater the sob story, the greater the success.

    Beyonce.

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  • Carlos m

    Pretty much true on this shows that just happens in America got talent

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  • Beejay Tatu

    โ€œshe blindโ€ โ€” lmao cracked me up

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  • Eric Albrecht

    Im getting goosies over here

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  • Sonof Ragnar

    These skits just remind me how pussified America has gotten….I feel like Stallone in Demolition Man….

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  • cornelius allen

    Lol๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸคฃJoseph

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  • Sade รŸ

    When he said Joseph and the wig shaked lol.

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  • uio Ok

    Thatโ€™s Alice from Workaholics!

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  • Hrangao Laii

    Well that's how Got Talent is judged. Being emotional for vote.

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  • BteamBencher

    โ€œ…she blindโ€

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  • triggered

    Jordan's face looking like: ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘

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  • Chinti TheIceBear

    this is actually so true, why i stopped watching Britain got talent

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  • Boi With no nose

    Americaโ€™s got talent judges in a nutshell

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  • Luke Day Music

    Perfect impression of David Walliams!

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  • Quay Wognum

    Is this before or after undercover boss??

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  • Naturally You ASMR

    This is one of my favorites ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • zenki gizmo

    Joseph Jo…SEPh! Joseph! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Playback Recordings

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • oldnew newold

    This why I canโ€™t stand all those reality show.Every single one of the contestant have something like this ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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  • Yagami Taiga

    True story I always say that people with sad stories always wins

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  • Rob Santos

    Lol This mtf

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  • Charles H

    This is some seriously sick sh**! LMAO!!!!!

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  • James Bond

    Joseph

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  • Artjoms Pugacovs

    Thats true, i have seen it on american idol

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  • Pandaiskey

    "im gettin gooseys

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  • Jaz Najiyaah

    #butmydickchoppedupdoe

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  • Shreyash Chauhan

    Reality tv shows in a nutshell

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  • 5252

    Lmfao omg thats exactly how it work doe๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • Jailam Myles

    Basically every talent show lately. America's got talent especially, a.k.a. America's got charity cases

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  • Senpai Chuki

    Philipines got talent be like

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  • Mohamed Mubarak

    Joseph Carlisle from the Undercover Boss skit here: https://youtu.be/UHyoDV1fsA4

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  • Chpz 117

    โ€œThats a white baby. A caucasian from the mountain of Caucasus. A viking from icelandโ€

    -Katt Williams

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  • TiroX

    SHE BLIND

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  • kal simon

    The beat was on point

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  • Julio Bloemenveld

    He reminds me of Guy Pearce somehow when he plays as the judge.

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  • Uncommon Sense

    "it's funny cuz it's true…"

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  • Mahershala Karim

    Is that Katy Perry though?

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  • Raihanur Rahman

    2:22
    "Come get your ticket to Vegas"
    lmao that accent and face! XD

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  • yankee196575

    old video but dam it's true. present a sad story & you're through. specially if you have a dog that was in the hospital & lived that will guarantee your ass making it to the live shows. i remember a British cop that had a police dog & the magic act wasn't all that impressive just mediocre but once he presented a story that his police dog saved his life & wasn't going to make it it was only morally right to say yes to them because what kind of monster says no to a police dog that saved his partner right.

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  • Bozuใ‚ทใ‚ทMoyo

    THAT BLIND CHILD๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Manuel Soza

    The way he shakes his head at 1:45

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  • Jacob Mcjunkin

    JOSEPH!

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