Making CHEESE Sculptures! – Ten Minute Power Hour


Hello, and welcome to the 10 minute power hour. Kiss me. All- all right you kids. Get the heck out of here. Mosey on along now or you’ll
get misdemeanor loitering. [Dinosaurs] Aw come on! Aw man. Everyone back to their places. Everyone- Just-just act- nothing to see here. – What are we doing today Dan?
– You tell me. Oh my god, giant blocks of nasty cheese! – We’re getting constipated!
– These look like carving tools. – They are carving tools.
– And a sponge. – We’re gonna be making-
– Which is not a very effective form of contraception. – I’ve been told.
– No. Just shove it right in your pee hole. Foom foom foOm FoOm FOoM FOOM FOOM. Alright I’m ready! – So are we carving cheese, Arin?
– Into each other! What does that mean. – Oh! Into like busts of each other.
– Yeah!
– Okay. You got a plate! You can put that in your head
to receive radio signals from the aliens. That’s the reason I keep getting stopped at the airport. That’s a big ol blast cheese. – Oh, did you get a whiff?
– Yeah, it’s- – Can I get a sniff?
– Yeah. I just realized I violently put
a knife right towards your face. – That’s fine, you know we’re friends.
– Yeah! Check it out! Okay, so how? How. Tucker can you put up some examples of famous busts, and don’t put up boobs. – Dude, I’m not hungry.
– Okay. Do you think I’m some kind of cheese eater? F that. I’m not from MishIgAN! Sorry Mishigan, we love you. Especially DetroYt. Detroot. That where I became hooman. That’s where I received my hUmAn training. I mean my regular type training. I’m cutting into the cheese. I don’t get it. I’m done. It’s you – It’s really cute, not going to lie.
– Do you like it? – Ok, I gotta-
– [Cheesy] Hahoy! – I don’t know how to do this-
– [Cheesy] I’m Cheesy! [Cheesy] You guys are my best friends. – Can I have your sharpie?
– [cheesy]OH GOD NO- – Sorry what?
– Can I have your sharpie? Stop throwing! – That’s dangerous, AH I have eyes!
– Thank you Tucker. You need to protect the eyes. I’m try- I’m trying to draw a sketch of- *Burp* Look directly at me. – Don’t look away.
– I can’t. Okay, you’re making a face now.
I’m not gonna sculpt to you like you’re making face. You got beautiful eyes, Dan. I just wanted to say. Thank you. So what I know a lot of sculptors do, when they sculpt out of a block of cheese such as this, they draw on one side, and then
they draw on the other side, and then you carve into it to create… The… finished! Product. *beat boxing* Cheese outta control. I’m just trying to get a sphere. There we go. So step one, create a perfect sphere. Complete. [Funny Youtube voice] I can do all kinds of spells. Like, perfect sphere! [Funny voice] Now it’s become a perfect sphere- Here’s another spell. Espherus patronus! [Funny voice] My dad will be really proud of this. “Arin, you’re a disgrace!” – Like a meanie.
– [Funny voice] Oops! Wrong spell. This is going to be another episode
where we do our absolute best, and people will think, “You guys
are fucking it up on purpose.” And yet, no. This is truly the best- I’m gonna
smell like fucking cheese. – Hell yeah.
– For days.
– [Tucker] Hell yeah! God, cheese is… so unforgiving! I gotta use this fucking thing.
I gotta use the chicken wire dude. Ahh, I just cut myself. What the fuck?! Oh that’s not bad. Hey! Look at that! – How is it?
– It’s really good.
– Really? – Yeah, it’s tasty as fuck.
– Yeah, this is all delicious. We should… we should throw this
into the street when we’re done. – [Arin] This is the hardest thing
I’ve ever done, as an artist.
– [Dan] Yeah I know. [Dan] This is extremely difficult. [Dan] And as a not artist, this is also
the hardest thing I’ve ever done. [Arin] There we go. That’s your mouth. Do you see the resemblance? It’s very striking. – Look, I’m trying to do my best here!
– [Tucker] *muffled words* Tucker d- don’t – don’t edit…
– [Tucker] You guys are doing a great job. – [Tucker] Arin’s doing a great job.
– Thank you, Tucker. Tuck- Tucker’s are gonna edit my face onto the cheese block. I just know it. ♪ I’m doing it! ♪ ♪ And I’m doing it! ♪ ♪ Mmm oh my God. ♪ [Dan] I’m trying to add on the features after the fact. [Tucker] All I got is nails, Dan. Hook me up with that Elmer’s glue. [Tucker] I can also get you some nails. *rustling of nails* I’ve already got the nose though. How about that, huh? HUH? – [Tucker] Not bad actually.
– [Dan] Yeah. – Now that’s a honker!
– That’s a hecking honker of a chonker. Did I slash my finger open? – How’s this look, Tucker? So-.
– [Tucker] Amazing! Do you like it? …get the essence of you! I’m in love with the shape of you! You push and pull like a magnet do. [Dan] Ahh! I’m in love with your body! Trying to get some steamy cheese around here. [Arin] I’m sort of like Mount Rushmore-ing this right now. [Dan] Something is- something is happening. [Dan] Something is happening.
[Arin] Woah is it melting your cheese- [Arin] No! Don’t do that! [Dan] How is that?
[Arin] That’s bad! – [Dan] Is that bad?
– [Tucker] It’s so fucking sweaty. – [Tucker] Oh my god.
– [Dan] It’s so hot! [Dan] It’s gonna make my cheese so malleable. Arin, you’re gonna look incredible! Now, I can really massage the eyeballs. Where’s the toothpicks. Nails?! What the fuck?! Hey… hey! [Dan] Arin Hanson here. – [Arin] Is that how I talk?
– [Dan] It’s like… right? Right? [Arin] Oh look at that, it’s like clay. If you get it kind of like warm and moist, you can just… – [Arin] Wow!
– [Dan] With a steamer for instance? – [Arin] Holy shit that fucking rules!
– [Dan] What a crazy idea. [Arin] Yo, this rules! Yo, it’s like clay! Aw, this rules. Yo, this rules. Can I have some your lighter cheese
so I can get the blonde streak in your hair? [Dan] You know what? Actually… Give more like that. Look at the size that honker, oh my god! I’m like 3/4 nose! I want to see those fucking beautiful lips
shimmer and shine in the light. [Dan] This is- As I see them, I want everyone to see them. I hate this. I hate this. I hate this! Whop. [Tucker] Oh my god, it looks like Squidward. – [Dan] Oh jeez.
– I’m trying man. [Dan] A crown for a king. [Arin] Crown for king. Do you like the bigger eyes? I feel like that was an improvement. [Arin] Ah shit, I took that whole
fucking chunk of cheese cheek. I look like dairy Easter Island. Yeah! [Arin] That’s… – It’s you!
– It’s- Thank you. – It look just like you!
– It’s really flattering. I’ll show my wife. Look, I’m making his jaw like chiseled. [Tucker] Fuck yeah! [Tucker] Hello Dan! [Arin] Hello! Hehe, woah! [Dan] Arin’s facial hair achieved. [Tucker] I didn’t realize… Easter Island
was here in Los Angeles. – Yeah, it’s hard to believe, isn’t it?
– Shut the f- [Arin] You’re comparing me to fucking
beautiful ancient works of art And I’m over you’re trying to make Dan dude. You think that even compares? I don’t think so! Dan’s a fucking sweet hunk of man, you son of bitch. What are you doing? What’s going on over there? I don’t like that. I don’t like it at all. I would like for you to take it- Stop! What do you think about the Fu Manchu?
Do you have any feelings on that? [Dan] Sexy little feather boa. – [Dan] No, Tucker. What are you doing?
– [Tucker] You need a little bit of color! [Tucker] This is all getting- oh there we go. Now he’s got a little bit color on his face. – [Tucker] He’s more human!
– [Dan] He’s all gussied up. – [Tucker] Yeah, there we go. Put some lipstick.
– [Dan] Thank you. Oh! You know what? Can’t lie, that does look good. [Dan] Now got some sweet bazoos! I can’t make the eyes! I can’t do it. Yo, can I get those googly eyes? Oh yes, they’re good. Ladies and gentlemen, might I introduce to you… – Daniel Avidan.
– [Dan] Oh look at me! [Dan] Oh I look great! Feast your fucking eyes on that, you damn, dirty, beautiful bitches. – It’s me.
– Look at this. – It doesn’t get any more accurate than that.
– It doesn’t smell good. I could not… get the eyes working and this nose situation? I’m very sorry. I like the one eye I smashed in at kind of angle. [Cheese Dan] Nyehhh, it’s just how I see. You know how I’ve always said to you Dan.
You know how I’ve always said… – Can’t wait to take a bite out of you.
– Yeah. [Dan] Oh, ohhhhh… Well. That’s a lot of cheese, dude. You’re gonna be blocked for weeks. – This is my best friend right here.
– [Dan] Aw, that’s flattering. [Dan] Well, time to meet… your sweet doppelganger, Arin, Okay, d- Hey I’m Grump! I’m not so Grump! And we’re the Game Grumps! – [Dan] You got good boobs.
– [Arin] Thanks, man.
– [Dan] I gave you good boobs. – Those are salty baps.
– Do you like your mink stole that I gave… Wait wait wait, let me see what you’ve got packing. I gave you- I gave you a feather boa. A little crown, a little crown. – And-
– This was once part of me. [Dan] Yeah, it was. Dunananana. Dunananana. Let the games, BEGIN! DUNANANNANA. Oh! Not the bras… – [Arin] Uhhh…
– [Dan] Oh no! DUNANANANANA. [Arin] Sneak attack! Now, I flatten and smooth your curves! DUNANANANA, DUNNANANA Tucker, did it survive? How’s it look? OhhhhhHHHHHHH H H H H YEAH!

100 comments

  • Kitty Ben

    God is created 9999bc colourized

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  • Richie Williams

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    This in a nutshell

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  • HoodwinkLink

    I think seeing them try to not swear is ever funnier than normal

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  • Thicc Rib

    I dont like David cheeseman πŸ™

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  • cupidhotel

    2:49
    Arin: You got beautiful eyes, Dan, I just wanted to say.

    Dan: thank u πŸ™‚

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  • Nathan Luque Music

    The fart edit at @7:41. Matt and Ryan been playing tricks.

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  • Takisha Jack

    Too awesome haha like you're both in art class High school aww just cute grumps

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  • Michael Sebell

    Michigan 1:38

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  • Grace Swenson

    Arin: Dude Im not hungry do you think I'm some kind of cheese eater? F that I'm not from michigan!

    Me: Shit yea I guess we do like cheese here…

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  • ActionYak

    every time I saw the thumbnail for this I thought "that's a pretty decent Hellboy sculpture"

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  • Lawrence Lozoya

    … I didn't know Easter Island came early this year.

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  • Dex the Demon

    Wow, a monika cameo to compete with the likes of stan lee.

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  • StitchedupKate

    I wonder what kind of cheese they’re carving owo 🀀

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  • horohorosrin

    Mitchigan, I hear on a certain radio program…

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  • Ye Fukien Wanka

    They made the πŸ—Ώ

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  • MotorMatt

    2:18 I thought that was Arin. I’ve never heard dan use that voice before!

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  • Ben Botkin

    Arin made Squidward’s House.

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  • 0 Subscribers with no videos

    All that stuff cane out if a cows tit so they could do that

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  • Iamasillyboy Yesiam

    They where constapsted for week after this

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  • Charlee Byrd

    Three thousand years later, the humans have all been wiped out by a giant meteor. The only being that remains is stinky cheese man.

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  • RedSmashley

    Me, a Wisconsinite: internally screaming from beginning to end

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  • Jaeger274 !!!

    2:05 got me so hardπŸ˜‚

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  • Babu Turtle

    As a Michigander, I am offended

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  • Katherine the Aroha

    Danny missed the opportunity to say 'Cheese-ster Island' instead of dairy Easter Island.

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  • Patty F

    Watching and rewatching TMPH gives me such Joy

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  • Craig Stebbing

    He said Michigan, my life is validated

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  • purple cars cars

    I watched this a second time while eating cheese hmm not sure if its bad or good

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  • Joshua Simonsen

    fucking 3:13 xD

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  • Johanna Brolund

    Every time I watch Ten Minute Power Hour it feels as if I'm slowly relocated to an alternate dimension

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  • Emma

    to me cheese is the most disgusting thing in the world so watching this was unbelievably hard. also i was crying of laughter

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  • Cerulean

    2:53 – 3:15 is the funniest god damn clip on earth

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  • Romaine Lettoose

    I'd probably have eaten the entire block of cheese instead. πŸ˜‚

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  • Dyngblue123

    Arin made Za Warudo

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  • iViscosity

    Where's the love for Grand Rapids??

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  • John Delaney

    I was the 1 millionth view

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  • Francisco Chavarria V

    7:42 the purest part of the video

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  • David Daggers

    3:19
    that back meat though

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  • JarAxe

    NnnnnnnNNNOICE T-shirt, Dan.

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  • Bitchy Richy

    3:20 someone’s ass comes into frame

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  • Aiden Pettine

    lol cheester island

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  • _ CloudKing _

    1:39 not from Michigan

    ;-; I mean I am. Kinda born in Indiana moved to Michigan and i dont eat cheese like that, not gonna lie I do like cheese.

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  • Smrt fazimu

    i am only angry at the cheese eaters are from MI is because its true

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  • Mekatazu

    Shit my nickname is cheese 🀣,I eat to much cheese

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  • Brynnski bobble

    As a person from…mish-eye-gan…we love you guys too

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  • syro

    CHE e se

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  • coffeespoons

    curl arin's arm hair and straighten dans

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  • Trenton Quant

    I hate the smell of cheese, it I do like it in burgers and pizza.

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  • ToxicParagon

    And so a legend was born.

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  • Trina McNeely

    9:30 that's fucking scary!

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  • Sleeping Tea Leaves

    We sell these exact cheeses at a store deli. They're the cheapest and the most popular among my customers. Its gross processed garbage.

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  • NateMillerTime26

    Hey Timmy what’s your favorite episode of the power hour?

    My favorite episode is when Arin eats cheese for a looooooong time

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  • Steuts

    Cheese Dan is an impressive Eastern Island Head

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  • lilcoffeebean

    Rest in peace sweet cheese man we miss you more and more each day

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  • lolwhat

    I can’t believe this is the birth of the horrifying legend himself, David Cheeseman

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  • IORNKING

    Dairy avadan and arinn cheese Hansen

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  • Mikel

    β€œthat’s the reason I keep getting stopped at the airport”
    Are you sure it’s not the JO Crystal?

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  • Natasha Clark

    i can smell this video

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  • Salty Lemon

    2:04 πŸ›΅

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  • smiling jack

    And thus, David cheeseman was born.

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  • Power Hour

    3:14

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  • Charles Turpin

    4 months later and its still in the background

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  • cabinetcat

    Damn Im really a fan of Dan's shirt in this episode

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  • DreamieRamune

    β€œHey everybody and welcome toβ€”β€œ
    β€œKiss me.”

    These are the most gay two straight men can be.

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  • Jake Jordan

    Does Dan Avidan Has Biceps?

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  • DracNinja

    and then they never threw cheese dan away. the end

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  • unboth3redk

    dan’s laugh is adorable.

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  • Brian Wescott

    How many days has it been since aren’t stopped beatboxing 0

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  • Hak-en-Slash

    When aching bones and muscles toil daddy’s royal cheese will spoil

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  • DJPonychangames

    7:40 did dan just fart?? Or is it Arin?

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  • PlaystationStar7

    As a native from Mishigan I just wanted to thank Arin for properly pronouncing my home state

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  • LUCARIJOE

    this is one of the worst things i've ever seen

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  • disgruntledmole

    So this is how Cheese Man was born…

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  • m

    Y’all it’s 3 in the morning and I’m watching two grown men play with cheese

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  • Bendy Fish

    and thus an angel of death was spawned from those that will noth be named

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  • GalaxyStellar

    Gromet! Have you seen my cheese?

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  • Alyssa Hayden

    Dan's cheese looks like jar jar binks

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  • Isiah Pagan

    All of those tools I use in Ceramics…….. triggered

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  • SuperMarioPuppets/ SMP Gaming

    So they got a new megaphone after Arin broke the last one.

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  • γ€œTheGoldenBunnie γ€œ

    The birth of a legend

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  • Frodo da hobbit

    I am slightly gay for Dan

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  • Jello Pflugrath

    1:57 Friendarin?!!! MONIKA!!?!! :3

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  • expert necromancer

    Ah the birth of cheese man

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  • BlazingFury

    Idk, I think Danny did really well

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  • theWeaverofTales

    Dan, holding up pottery tools: "these look like carving tools"
    Arin: "they are carving tools!"

    oh no,,

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  • Great Gonzilla

    Michigander here and i can confirm

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  • the all mighty MEH

    All i think is what a waste of perfectly delicious dan face…i mean cheese

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  • BIG MAMA

    The birth of David cheese man

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  • Alicia Davis

    as a wisconsinite im offended

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  • GdTerradude Art

    Days it's been since Arin has beatboxed 0

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  • Eddie Hall

    3:14 arin looks like Brendan Fraser xD

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  • under_gems

    And thus David Cheeseman was born from Arin's brain vagina

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  • Latest CrAzE

    7:40 Did Dan fart from laughter? Or was that someone else?

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  • Mississippi King

    MichIgan loves you guys too

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  • Nephilim Heart

    Tits on arin is the most accurate thing

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  • Zeldafan 911

    When did Arin clone himself?!

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  • Juice

    7:40 DID ARIN OR DAN FART I DON'T KNOW I'M SCARED

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  • Anthony Higareda, Jr

    Arin: Do you think I'm some kind of cheese-eater?? F-THAT!!!!!! I'm not from Mi-SHY-gin!!!!!

    Me, from Wisconsin: Listen here pal!

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  • Jason Hill

    7:41 did I hear a fart? πŸ˜‚

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  • Chlocean

    1:34 I'm proud that I understood that reference.

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  • ImDaaBes

    WHERE TF IS THE MUSIC WHEN HE PUTS THE CHEESE ON THE TABLE?!?! HERETICS, THIS IS BLASPHEMY!

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