Modern Educayshun


Welcome. Ignore that. It will end. Now, our first question 1 + 1 Yes Two Incorrect Yes? Multiculturalism. Well done, Simon. Next question What is 3 x 3? Yes? 9? Wrong! Yes, Penelope. Gender equality? Very good, Penelope. Is this a joke? You think gender equality is a joke? No, but isn’t this a math class? Don’t be so racist! I just asked a question! We don’t ask questions! Questions are offensive! Yeah! Now students, I trust you have all completed your research assignments. And remember the person with the highest mark will be flying to New York to present their paper at the World Mathematic Summit. Well done, Penelope. 6/10. You too, Simon. 6/10. Hey! Be careful! You’ve been staring at her for ten seconds! What? It is a form of harassment to stare at a woman for more than 15 seconds straight! And when I use the term straight, I don’t want to offend any persons of a non-traditional sexual preference. And when I use the term “non-traditional”, I don’t mean to offend any persons who oppose… historically normalized… OK, I get it! Unfortunately, Sunshine, your research assignment is only worth a 1/10. I’ve used Fourier transform in mathematical methods in electronics to analyze the electro-diagrams of at risk patients and calculate their risk of experiencing a heart attack. I mean, it’s a new method but it could potentially save thousands of lives. 7. You barely even read it. You used red pen. What? Red is considered offensive in many religions. Why would you belittle everything down to a singular color… …when humanity is a rainbow of beauty and spirituality? Yeah! OK, fine, 7/10! But that still means I get to go to the summit, right? The marking process isn’t over yet. Now, because we live in a society based on equality The total amount of marks ought to be divided equally among our students. You’ve got to be kidding me! Well done, students, we’re all equal We’re all average! Yay! But then who gets to go to the summit? We haven’t added our privilege points yet! Don’t you know anything? That is correct. Now, Penelope, you are female, so that’s +1 privilege point. However you are white, so that’s -1. I’m also bisexual. +1, that leaves you with a total score of 6/10. Simon, unfortunately you’re straight, white and male and cis-gender… Yes, so that’s -4 privilege points, which leaves you with a total score of 1. It’s only fair. Now, you. You’re male and I don’t like you, so that’s -2 privilege points But you are brown and sexually ambiguous. So that’s +2. That leaves you with a total score of 5. Wait, why am I sexually ambiguous? And finally Sunshine! Hum… I’m gay, I’m trans, I’m asian I’m overweight, I’m lower class, I’m unintelligent, unattractive I’ve got hairs on my nipples And I also got body odor. And I can’t really run properly or tie my shoelaces by myself. And I once watched a pigeon die. Wonderful, Sunshine. That’s 13 privilege points! That leaves you with a total score of 18/10! Well done, Sunshine, you’re going to New York! Hurray Sunshine! We knew you could do it! Let me see this! They’ve just written “Equality” and drawn love hearts on a piece of paper! He expressed himself and it’s beautiful! He didn’t even spell “Equality” correctly! We don’t discriminate! This has nothing to do with mathematics! You think you’re so great with your maths and your science and your facts? What about feelings, huh? Yeah, feelings are more important than facts! Yeah! This is wrong! You’re all crazy! Stop violating me with your different opinion! I have the right to speak my mind! No, we have the right not to be offended! And that’s more important! And if you don’t stop verbally assaulting us, we will be forced to attack you in self-defense! You can’t do that. Actually, we have every right to do so. And it’s illegal for you to fight back. Yeah! This is insane. Prepare to die, and know that social justice won. Death! Sunshine! Welcome! Ignore that, it will end.

100 comments

  • Solomon Dale

    This is basically the left-wing version of Idiocracy.

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  • N E W

    This was just scary

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  • the mighty Spoiler

    I mean school is not fun and all but what in gods name is that this has absolutely nothing to do with education

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  • Assasin Gaming

    Thats fucked

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  • XSpeederz etc.

    This is a fucking nightmare

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  • Dimitrij Albul

    It perhaps was funny back then, now it’s reality, and it’s awful, everyday the thought of punching those kinds of people in the face runs through my head.

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  • Fake Nins

    I wanted to laugh

    But its true…

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  • Miguel

    Edgy 14 year olds think this is deep

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  • Painting Pink -

    3:55 this is where it starts to get real bad
    i have some serious differing opinions about this video and its scaring me

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  • Filip starcevic

    2 true to be true

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  • Samuel P

    I would kill all 4 mafckers

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  • CrazyError

    I mean I hope that this wont be our society in the future but this dont make sense

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  • ツғαιɴт

    i would kill all 3 of them if was him

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  • CrazyError

    I mean like im not really good at starting conversations or formulating my sentences but nowadays there are indeed alot of irrational people like sjw’s etc that are in fact influencing our society in bad ways this doesnt particularily mean that this video has become a reality but yet may become so in the future im not sure but could happen.

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  • Satan

    This is basically 2019 in a nutshell.

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  • Slayer

    This so fckn true everyone is offended by everything

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  • Jonathan Bonnett

    It's sad that this is now reality.

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  • Yes No

    I find the title offensive. We should not be educay”shunning” anyone.

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  • Sushi Cat

    𝗙𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀 > 𝗼𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀

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  • Talking Esther

    This video is a false opinion on wonderful people. And when I say people I don’t mean to offend basket balls or monkeys. And when I say basket balls, I don’t mean to offend any other types of balls. And when I say other I don’t mean to make them feel less than.

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  • dwyllie

    https://www.shape.com/lifestyle/mind-and-body/fourth-grader-refused-solve-math-homework-comparing-girls-weights

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  • zuesss myboy

    The 21 pilots song really flew over our heads 😭😭😭"I wish I could turn back time ,to the good old days"

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  • ZaddyOc & Mohamedissavage

    Accurate predictions man…

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  • 1012 5

    I'm not sure is this is meant to be taken seriously, but I feel like this is a good take on the idea behind Fahrenheit 451. Or at least a take that makes more sense present day, since people hardly read anyways. But I guess this concept of very specific things being forced down societies throat is what I feel they both show in common. And they both have this representation of destroying discovery, and exploratory learning at it's roots, to prevent people from getting offended. All in all the outcome they both share is a world that is almost communistic, in farenheit 451 this is represented by everyone looking the same and, having the same level of intelligence to prevent anyone from having to compete with someone else. And here it's represented by this flawed system of everyone being "equal", but some people being awarded more merit because of their privilege. It's funny too because it's not uncommon for different writers, and creators to show this concept of how evil equality can be if we let it become so. Another representation of this is in a Wrinkle in Time. I agree discrimination is wrong, but I think people are onto something when they say maybe complete equality isn't a good thing. And the way society is going now, awarding merit on essentially pity points, isn't equality, or non-discriminatory in the first place. It just puts the discrimination on the "normies".

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  • vMyst1k-

    Imagine being at work and your boss just pulls up this and is like bitch is this you.

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  • Kekoa Automotive

    2010: “kids calling others gay” people hate him for his physical well-being.
    2019: “kids calling others gay” YAY HE’S GAY TOO.
    The rest of the world who doesn’t believe in the BS that is LGBT: Oi cunt, what the fuck is a “gay”?

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  • Kekoa Automotive

    Also I like how the guy with the beard is so angry, and filled with rage. He has to be a cereal killer. Has to be.

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  • Flutters McWuthers

    Deep

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  • - JMBeats -

    With these privilege points its basically America's Got Talent in a nutshell

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  • Khushi Shrestha

    This is scarily true yall….

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  • Pepsi man

    Communism

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  • CrudeDude

    This video is really scary cuz it’s a reality

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  • The Cheese

    The best video to explain We live in a society

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  • WhoGiese

    5:40 Our West society today😂

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  • Basic Bro

    I just remember seeing this in a memeulous video

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  • Young Indian

    Worst nightmare

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  • Natalio Grande

    Antes de cristo: ya tengo 20 años, me voy a morir pronto

    Medio Evo: si no cuido mis palabras me quemarán en la hoguera

    1 Guerra mundial: si soy hombre, estoy obligado a dar mi vida por unos pocos billetes a favor de mi país aunque no lo quiera

    2 guerra mundial: más de lo mismo, sólo que ahora estoy huyendo desde hace tres kilómetros para que los nazis no me maten

    Siglo XXI año 2019/2020: la O me ofende, me oprime y me está violando

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  • It's dat Boi

    This shit pisses me off to the depths of the earth. The fact that this is possible makes it even more disgusting.

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  • TheREPICH

    Сука, жопа горит с этого видоса

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  • Ben Heck

    This low key had me shook so bad

    😡

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  • Георгий Потапов

    WTF?????????

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  • eshaan colaco

    * social commentary noises*

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  • Insane Gamers

    This gives me anxiety

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  • RetriDoti

    I hate that this got more and more real each year.

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  • babos

    It's so fucking scary to be living in 2019, when all these things are real as fuck and im just a teenager. Imagine all the little kids that will grow up is such an awful society. I want to cry

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  • Yumi Hot tomato

    This the fake deep shit white bitches On Tumblr/Instagram share

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  • Jlh 88

    Dude fantastic job👌👌👌👌👌👍👍👍

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  • Holographic Unicorn

    This girl is a good actor she annoys me so much and thats what shows need right so that people can say to eachother ugh I wish she didnt do this that you know its a compliment

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  • YxZR

    Quiet kid in the corner: i once watched a pidgeon D I E

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  • Vivian Huang

    These ppl are so annoying, those social justice warriors are fucking annoying

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  • Esha

    I’ve seen this video so many times and it still hurts my brain

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  • flinxxzz

    These sjws focus more on race than the nazis did lmfao

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  • Ethan Cole

    The funny thing is is this is just the internet…

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  • Maketheus

    Que bosta

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  • dom

    Scariest film I’ve ever seen without any screams or violence

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  • Lightbeam

    Should be called if math was run by twitter

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  • Markus Niemi

    All the "clever" comments lowkey ruining this video.

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  • God Almighty

    He should have killed himself man.

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  • Sean Z

    Oh fuck me THIS WAS MADE BACK IN 2015??!! WELL I GUESS THE PROPHET HAS COME TRUE.

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  • ceiling gibby

    1943 poland colorized

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  • cat

    This was made in 2015..

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  • Christian Blakely

    When everyone's equal, no one will be.

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  • Ice Walo Come

    Bruh this is so deep

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  • xd the420muffincake

    The fuck is this weeb ass video?

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  • Stick Dude24

    It’s partially true, the question is will it be fully true by say 2025 or so.

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  • Patrick Freeman

    I was discussing statistical information today. I provided links to well researched data that provided massive amounts of citations, discussion of methodologies, and sourced data. The author also published everything in GitHub so anyone could evaluate the data themselves. The conclusion of the paper… which I agreed with, was that care needed to be had when considering interpretations of the data because there are too many confounding factors. Variables that affects both the independent and dependent variable in a study, and leads researchers to wrong conclusions if not balanced for. And that more information needed to be tracked to draw a reasonable conclusion. Which is not the prevailing opinion of many news commentators at the moment. I was told to shut my white mouth and was ejected from the conversation.

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  • Jade Kitagawa

    Ah, back when the word “people” wasn’t offensive…

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  • Normandy Productions

    1:46

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  • ok then

    i’m scared for us. this has gone from a “what-if” joke to reality.. we’re a few steps from completely messing ourselves up. privilege or lack thereof shouldn’t be used as a stepping stool. i don’t care the color of your skin, your gender, sexuality, cis or trans.

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  • Metalkid1500

    I thought this was funny when it first came out. Now that it's becoming a reality, I fucking hate it. The left act just like the fascists they claim to oppose

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  • aydan khaliq

    69k comments. NICE.

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  • AvaZweetie

    At least on the bright side, some conspiracy theorist said my city is going to get nuked on November the 3rd. I won't have to see this turn into reality

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  • Chandra R

    I do believe in equality and i am a feminist , but im not like that. People like this are crazy. People like this do exist. It's scary.

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  • on2wheels

    So, being shit is good.

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  • JHJ 23

    The funny thing is people think this is what it’s like

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  • killsav3us

    The is only representing extremist . This type of shit kinda clouds other people’s mind of equality which I lowkey don’t get. Equality is a good thing that can save a lot of lives . I get some people in the media can be very forceful which I hate but with these topics we all need to practice equality as well.

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  • Hyde

    This isn't funny, because it's completely possible.

    great video tho

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  • Theseekerofinfinite

    Hilarious how quickly the ideology breaks down to even the slightest logical test. Feelings are what matter? Well what if others mentioning their feelings offends me? Therefore they can’t argue from feelings because it’s offensive. You can literally counter anything they say, by using their own system and just saying whatever they say offends you. Of course the only reason that doesn’t work is because they’re massive hypocrites.

    Depressing because of how scarily accurate it is today, especially on college campuses.

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  • edubuys

    O 'politicamente correto' não será um importante capítulo desta 'moderna deseducação' ?!?

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  • Sparky Hraje

    holy shit this is like so real now it isnt even funny

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  • Gloomy

    Okay but why would anyone write an essay in red pen

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  • Slightly Unusual Penguin

    I don't get the name but sick art project.

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  • Darien B

    We don’t ask questions but the teacher is asking questions 1:43

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  • ɴᴏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ

    If I was in that situation I woulda pulled out my glock and defended my body

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  • Cartoongrump

    this shit is so gay

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  • The dude From europe

    LIBERAL OPPRESSORS

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  • GAnimeLife

    Every second I watched this video. I realised this is REALITY and I would leave this society than deal with these people. Society is FUCKING weak, now.

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  • Cadence James

    The thing is some of the things they say make sense. Equality and all that, but the way they say it is awful.

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  • MegaBoyRaps

    Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.

    2015?!

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  • Val'ethus

    Even 14 million views seems low for such gold video, its really what it needs to be said, i want to study phychology, i agree our inner side is important, but not like that..this is pure madness, and its even sadder cuz the video is very realistic even if it is exaggerated and comedic

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  • VEN

    He deserved that .

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  • Thick Pineapple

    I came here from the old man rapping rap god

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  • Zipity

    Man if my math class was that easy

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  • Ozan Aytekin

    Omg

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  • Sebastian Loghin

    AAAAAAAAAA HELP

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  • SterixDSS

    Educayshun

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  • Tlayoualo a secas

    A brilliant deconstruction of conservatives and baby boomers' irrational fears and exaggerated views.

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  • Wallery Well

    This is heresy. People confuse the meaning of the word "tolerance".
    It means that you can not accept, but you will not spill negativity on this person.
    You turned everything upside down now.
    When gays, "black people" are insulted or beaten, people promote a normal attitude.
    Inadequate people put it this way: "Soon it will be impossible to say that heterosexual", or "Like, you fired a gay? Rest in peace friend ".
    These people just demand not to water them openly with mud. What is the problem?

    P.S. Don't look at literacy, I'm not from English-speaking countries

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  • Walter De wit

    When fiction becomes reality.

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  • Ki Swore

    I wish this was just a joke but it’s scarily true just look at anitfa

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