Nobody Wants to Help You Move – Key & Peele
Oh, thank you. I wish I could just
stay at my old place, but I can’t afford
the new rent. Yeah, moving sucks. You know, strangers
handling your belongings. The movers
always break something. Oh, no, I can’t afford
professional movers. I’m moving myself
this Saturday. [eerie music] Gonna do most
of the small stuff just going back and forth
with my hatchback. [echoing] Do you think you can
borrow your roommate’s van? You can help me
with some of the big stuff? Um…yeah… You know what? I’ve been thinking
a lot lately, and I think we need
to spend some time apart. Not to break up, no. Just, I just–
just some time. Time apart to…
figure ourselves out. And–and then we come
back together stronger, you know? This is coming
out of nowhere. No, it’s not. I’ve–I have tried
to tell you, like, a million
different ways. But you don’t listen. See, that’s the thing, is that you never listen. I don’t need
this time apart for me. I need this time apart
for us. How long do you think
it’s gonna take you to move? Okay, this is about the move. You don’t want
to help me move. Wha–what? I–I would love
to help you move. That’s what boyfriends do. Claire. I just think that
it’s a weird coincidence that you need space right when I’m about to move. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I am so sorry that I didn’t plan
my emotional turmoil around your move. Look at your face, see? And now you’ve assumed
the worst of me, because you do that, and that’s why we need
to spend time apart from each other. That is not fair. Not fair–fair? Babe, all I’m asking for
is 12 lousy hours this Saturday. Okay, fine! “Okay, fine”? We’ll move on Sunday. 48 hours. I don’t know
what I was thinking. 12 hours is nowhere near enough time to do
what I need to do to make
our relationship stronger. See, you got me all… confused. And you know what? I love you,
but I got to get out of here. I can’t–I just can’t–
I don’t– I’m so confused right now. [phone dings] I feel–I can’t think, and the walls
are closing in on me. I just don’t know
what to do. Oh, it’s my landlord. He says he doesn’t want
to lose me as a tenant, so he is not going
to raise my rent. Now I don’t have
to leave my place. And I don’t need
time apart, because we’re perfect
together. Will you marry me? You’re painting
my apartment. Of course I’m painting
your apartment. That’s what boyfriends do. When exactly do you think
that’s gonna happen?
11:45 am
I don't even know how you can move stuff like wardrobes and desks without professional help.
1:47 pm
Dude straight up turned into a monster once that relationship involved work.
4:36 pm
If she asks you to help her and you want to but don't want to do the labor. Why not just help pay for some of the moving fee
4:49 pm
seeing a Key and Peele that you hadn't seen before is like finding a gift under the tree the day AFTER Christmas
10:23 pm
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12:06 am
That romance music sounds a lot like Princess Leiaโs theme song!
12:57 am
i miss good ol peele but good for him for pursuing bigger things
8:37 am
I never asked for any help from my family and always helped them especially with the children. I asked my 2 brothers for help, the two who I helped the most and whose children I spent the most on. I askef them weeks ahead of my move and on moving day one never showed up and thw one that did claimed he tjought I said one time and he had to go to a party. I vowed to never ask for help from family again. My two closest males friends helped me that time, but after that, I literally move using bags from the o9 cent store. As long as I can I refuse to ask anyone for help especially family. When it comes to furniture I do not get anything I can not move alone and I keep my apartment void of clutter. I love my neices and nephews dearly so I will never treat them differently. But for the record I moved across state lines and keep my distance. Friends have proven to be more helpful than family I help the most.
8:39 am
P.S one guy did break up with me two weeks before valentine and got back with me 3 weeks later.lol. talk about the naivete of being a youth.lol
4:14 pm
And I Love the fact that she didn't dump him….NOBYODY WANTS TO HELP ANYBODY MOVE…!!! You got to drag me kicking and screaming! Hire Professionals!!!
7:42 pm
So sad how this isnt even funny ๐
7:50 pm
Is it weird that I was waiting on them to stop arguing and start packing up stuff, you can do it now or you can do it this weekend.
11:15 pm
Hahaha๐๐๐๐
11:38 pm
๐โyou paintin my apartmentโ๐
1:06 am
JASIKA!!!!
1:11 am
Jordan Peele is such an AMAZING actor. I almost reconized him dressed as a woman and talking as one!
4:28 am
The girl is from the Good Doctor
10:41 am
Shes sexy bro, help her move!
1:50 pm
And that is called gas lighting…
2:46 pm
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3:26 pm
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4:03 pm
She's on The Good Doctor, right?
4:06 pm
I love how the girls are is Claire like in the Pizza skit ๐.
Oh my stomach
4:10 pm
id help her move and then id make some moves of my own
5:14 pm
Anybody else expecting her to say he needs to help her move her stuff into his place?
5:31 pm
YoU need space when itโs TIME to mooooove??? ๐ค
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7:00 pm
The Star Wars music at the end is odd.
7:04 pm
This wasn't very funny. It was almost like a soap opera.
8:00 pm
Is that the Leia music?
10:38 pm
I used to give my dad rides to the airport.
Now I send him an Uber.
2:02 am
My bf helped me move. Given we gave him a tv and stand so it was an equal transaction.
6:37 am
What was he eating???
9:04 am
Lol ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐
9:45 am
Evil… if you paint an appartment you have to paint it back later..
11:57 am
Not trying to brag, but I body build. So whenever I show up to help a friend move everyone is like, โoh here we go!โ… which actually means they stiff me with all the heavy stuff as if I donโt find things like couches, big tvโs, or tables heavy too. And if they know Iโm going to help they donโt body with getting heavy stuff until I show up.
12:45 pm
Dr. Shaun Murphy: OKAY.
2:26 pm
When you meet a woman ask if she is happy where she is living at before you decide to go steady. I don't care who she is or what she looks like I ain't moving shit.
4:23 pm
See…men ain't shit….
5:26 pm
Hey started an argument and all lol
7:00 pm
I lost it when he said, "Claire". The pizza delivery is one of my favorites.
7:34 pm
NEVER THAT SERIOUS๐
8:56 pm
Got no problem "helping" a friend move. I've helped a boyfriend move before. But the minute You leave ME to move the heavy shit ALONE, I'm OUTTA HERE! Use a cutesy, patronizing voice, you get cold cocked!
9:05 pm
Wow, i haven't seen Jasika Nicole since Fringe. Such a great actress.
10:22 pm
Her face looks cute from the side, but that frontal……
10:28 pm
Ooh she is on good doctor!
11:03 pm
Lol
This is so real….
My ex did that and got mad when I asked the fine man down the street to help ๐๐๐๐
We are now celebrating 10 years in January
11:36 pm
I would never ask anyone to help me move.. Because I know how bad it pisses me off when someone asks me.
7:13 am
Yup….. Iโm gonna watch every single video these two guys have. I bet Iโve seen about 10 so far – with the best at this point being the substitute teacher thing with the white students – that have way too simple type names, that a bro just canโt accept…..Iโm sold – they are absolutely great !!!
10:56 am
http://youtu.be/9G9mg3Z0bV8
11:52 am
Sold my truck and amazing how much mileage I am not putting on my vehicle hahahaha couple times a month minimum a request would come in
4:19 pm
Shut up! Shutting up with this ring!.
5:53 pm
He found Clair
9:29 pm
The comments and video are kind of sad, friends from church and family have always helped us move and we always helped them move. I always cook or buy pizza for everyone but people are so nice. Iโm thankful I have good friends and we all help each other out. We had a 5 bedroom house but With how much help we had we had the u haul loaded up in 3 hours! If you have friends like these donโt take them for granted and always repay the favor.
11:46 pm
Manipulation 101
12:38 am
Astrid needs someone to help her move after all she has put with Walter.
3:30 am
Key's reactions are my backup oxygen.
5:56 am
This is why we should all be minimalists
9:15 pm
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ people are like that wht buttholes๐คฃ
1:48 am
dude has to help his girlfriend move. no choice. man up.
2:32 am
I thought this show was funny.
6:36 am
I expected her to say, ah it is fine, my ex bf will help me.
7:51 am
๐ he ainโt shit for this
12:17 pm
this is a good example of gaslighting
3:55 pm
Good video! ๐
4:13 pm
My boyfriend gave me some furniture and helped me with the moving process. I love this guy.
5:05 pm
Not at all. Of course not.
5:06 pm
I'm broke b.
8:00 pm
… she's fine ๐
1:00 am
Gaslighting.
1:04 am
This skit is about gaslighting not moving.
5:05 pm
She needs Rocket Mortgage
11:52 pm
Yo i saw her in the good doctor! Shes great!
12:26 am
Is this the infamous Claire from the pizza delivery skit ๐
12:41 am
Love the slowed down star wars han and leia theme at the end.
1:37 am
She is ABSOLUTELY beyond gorgeous so beautiful
4:48 pm
I was in the military. People are getting reassigned all the time. Yep, the wife made me sell my pick-up. I was getting request every weekend. Borrow my truck, nope. They want you to help, also. For free!
8:40 pm
Haaa I've done that
6:28 am
Never again I got a phone call from a friend she was at Bestbuy with a TV on black friday she could not fit in her car. Well i hop my ass outta bed pick up the TV we go to the boyfriend apartment to drop it off he has a chick in the room. This nigga gone look at me why you bring this man to my house. Im like bruh really ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
1:17 pm
Who would paint an apartment they don't own? Make the landlord pay for that shite!
7:20 pm
Never ever help a woman with anything…they're strong and independent.
10:12 pm
Astrid from fringe. Thank you
10:12 pm
If the roles where reversed the skit would not be comedy it would just be a normal
1:00 am
I helped my twin sister move twice and I would do it everytime she needed help. But it is very hard to move especially when you have a ton of nice stuff that you want moved a certain way… And it's time consuming omg
12:08 pm
Am I the only one who's really frustrated he didn't eat those cakes ?
7:36 pm
They never listen
8:36 pm
I am totally on his side here lol
12:44 am
You know it's serious when you don't eat the cherry pie.
10:49 am
Last time I needed help moving I hired some dudes off craigs list. Turned out to be tweakers but they got the job done quick and were super polite. It was pretty sweet.
10:28 pm
It's Carli from The Good Doctor.
10:31 pm
I don't think this is true, tbh. Boyfriends love to help you move and show how supportive they and that they can lift heavy shit. The people who dont like to help you move are the friends.
12:37 am
Moving is such a burden!
1:39 am
Thatโs Jasika Nicole from Alice isnโt dead!!! I knew I recognized her voice
5:30 am
Where was Peele in this one?
3:25 pm
I have been using the bad back excuse so long people don't ask anymore.
3:41 pm
pelee looks gorgeous
9:13 am
โOhhh ma gaaahdd!!!โ
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3:06 pm
Dr shaun murphy will be sad knowing this
9:51 am
Lol but men remember you always help a lady move if she asks. Especially your own. She shouldnโt have to ask
3:11 pm
I'm at the point in life where I'd rather pay 400 dollars than help anyone move
3:59 pm
She looks like the actor from The Good Doctor