Oval Office Cold Open – SNL


[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>>EXCUSE ME, MR. PRESIDENT. I’M HEADING HOME FOR THE NIGHT,
CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?>>NO, THANK YOU, DAVID.
BUT HEY, HOW DO YOU LIKE WORKING AT THE WHITE HOUSE?
ARE YOUR PARENTS PROUD?>>I TELL THEM I WORK AT
APPLEBEE’S.>>IT’S GREAT.
ONE MORE THING, YOU KNOW I LOVE MY DAUGHTER IVANKA AND HER
HUSBAND JARED. THEY ALWAYS KEEP ME SO CALM AND
MAKE SURE I DON’T DO ANYTHING TOO CRAZY.
>>THAT’S TRUE, SIR.>>QUICK QUESTION, ARE THEY
GONE?>>YES, THEY DON’T WORK ON
SHABBAT.>>PERFECT.
WHEN THE JEWS ARE AWAY, THE GOYS WILL PLAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO SENT IN STEVE BANNON.
[ CREEPY MUSIC PLAYING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>HELLO, DONALD. I HAVE ARRIVED.
>>STEVE, YOU LOOK RESTED.>>THANK YOU.
>>NOT ME, I’VE HAD A LONG DAY. I’M TIRED AND CRANKY.
AND I FEEL LIKE I COULD JUST FREAK OUT ON SOMEBODY.
>>MAYBE YOU SHOULD CALL AUSTRALIA.
>>REALLY? I MEAN, I HAVEN’T BEEN BRIEFED
OR ANYTHING. BUT WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
LET’S DO IT.>>HELLO, PRIME MINISTER
TURNBULL.>>YES, HELLO, IT’S THE DONALD.
>>PRESIDENT TRUMP, HOW ARE YOU? I HEARD THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF
BLOWBACK OVER YOUR MUSLIM BAN.>>NO, THERE WASN’T, EVERYONE
LOVES IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
WE HAD TO DO IT BECAUSE OF THAT HUGE MASSACRE AT BOWLING GREEN.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>NEVER HEARD OF THAT ONE.
>>YEAH, IT WAS HORRIBLE. SO MANY PEOPLE DIED, BUT
ACTUALLY, THEY’RE THE LUCKY ONES.
THEY DON’T HAVE TO SEE HOW BAD “THE APPRENTICE” HAS GOTTEN.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>MR. TRUMP, THANK YOU FOR
STILL ACCEPTING OUR REFUGEES.>>HOMIE SAY WHAT?
>>PRESIDENT OBAMA SAID AMERICA WOULD ACCEPT 1,200 REFUGEES.
YOUR COUNTRY’S COMPASSION WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN.
>>NO, NO REFUGEES. AMERICA FIRST, AUSTRALIA SUCKS,
YOUR REEF IS FAILING, PREPARE TO GO TO WAR.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] STEVE, I THINK THAT WENT BAD.
WAS THAT BAD?>>NO, IT WENT JUST ACCORDING TO
PLAN.>>WHOSE PLAN?
YOUR PLAN?>>NO, YOUR PLAN.
>>OKAY, GOOD. LET’S CALL MEXICO.
I FIGURED OUT A SMART DIPLOMATIC WAY TO GET THEM TO PAY FOR THE
WALL.>>HOLA?
PRESIDENT NIETO?>>GUY WHO’S GOING TO PAY FOR
THE WALL SAYS WHAT?>>QUE?
>>GUY WHO’S GOING TO PAY FOR THE WALL SAYS WHAT?
>>QUE?>>NO, YOU HAVE TO SAY “WHAT.”
>>HA HA HA, YOU SAID WHAT, YOU’RE GOING TO PAY FOR THE
WALL.>>NO, YOU PAY, LOSER, YOU BOD
HOMBRE. HERE COME OUR TANKS, GET READY
TO GO TO WAR. STEVE, I’M GETTING TOO WORKED
UP, MAYBE I SHOULD STOP.>>OR MAYBE YOU SHOULD CALL
GERMANY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>OKAY.>>HELLO?
IS THIS MY SWEET BARACK? BARACK OBAMA, I MISS YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>NO, IT’S DONALD TRUMP.
>>AH, GROSS. HI, DONALD.
ARE YOUR PEOPLE STILL PROTESTING?
>>YES, EVERYONE IS MARCHING IN THE STREET, THEY’RE SO UPSET HOW
BAD “THE APPRENTICE” HAS GOTTEN.>>THANK YOU SO MUCH —
>>A VERY IMPORTANT UP AND COMER, HIS NAME IS FREDERICK
DOUGLASS. [ LAUGHTER ]
I’M TRYING TO GET HOLD OF HIM RIGHT NOW, HE’S VERY BUSY, NOW.
>>THAT IS VERY COOL, DONALD. I ACTUALLY HAVE TO GO —
>>ALSO I WANT TO BE SERIOUS FOR A SECOND.
LAST WEEK IT WAS HOLOCAUST REMEMBRANCE DAY.
AS YOU KNOW, 6 MILLION PEOPLE WERE AT MY INAUGURATION.
[ LAUGHTER ] THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE AT MY
INAUGURATION. THE MEDIA REFUSES TO COVER IT,
SO UNFAIR. ONE DAY I’M GOING TO WRITE A
MEMOIR ABOUT THIS STRUGGLE AND CALL IT “MY STRUGGLE.”
[ LAUGHTER ] WHAT WOULD THAT BE IN GERMAN?
ANGELA?>>MY NAME IS AN-GEL-LA.
>>DON’T CORRECT ME, I’M IN CHARGE NOW, GERMANY SUCKS, YOUR
WALL FAILED, PREPARE TO GO TO WAR.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>THAT WAS HILARIOUS.>>THANK YOU, STEVE, THANK YOU.
OH, I JUST HAD A GREAT IDEA, WATCH THIS.
>>HELLO?>>HELLO, CONGRATULATIONS,
YOU’VE JUST WON A FREE CRUISE FOR TWO TO HAWAII, ALL YOU NEED
IS YOUR COUNTRY’S CREDIT CARD NUMBER.
>>WE’RE NOT PAYING FOR THE WALL, DONALD.
>>YES, YOU ARE. [ LAUGHTER ]
STEVE, ALL OF OUR SO-CALLED ALLIES ARE BEING SO
MEAN TO ME.>>WHY DON’T YOU CALL SOME
RANDOM LITTLE COUNTRY, SHOW THEM WHO’S BOSS?
>>WHAT ABOUT ZIMBABWE?>>PERFECT.
SHOW THEM THE MIGHT OF AMERICA.>>HELLO?
>>ZIMBABWE, THIS IS THE NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN.
>>WAIT, IS THIS DONALD TRUMP?>>YES.
>>YOU THINK YOU ARE DICTATOR? I WILL RIP OUT YOUR SPINE!
AND DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL! YOU CANNOT EVEN WALK DOWNSTAIRS,
YOU LITTLE WHITE BITCH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
DON’T YOU EVER CALL ZIMBABWE AGAIN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>OKAY, DONALD.
THAT’S ENOUGH FUN FOR TONIGHT. CAN I HAVE MY DESK BACK?
>>YES, OF COURSE, MR. PRESIDENT.
I’LL GO SIT AT MY DESK, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]>>SO MUCH FUN, I LOVE IT.
>>YEAH, THIS IS FUN. AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT’S
SATURDAY NIGHT!

100 comments

  • Pb 2000

    Does anyone know who's playing Steve bannon here?

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  • Mr.WaffleIron

    0:48 Lol

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  • Edward Cross

    These people don't understand polotics

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  • Blue Line Tactical Solutions

    Love all the liberal tears on these videos. Go see your therapists you little pussies.

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  • Synonyms Legion

    💝🃏

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  • John Jahner

    Please dont stop, this helps Trump. MAGA

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  • sombertownDS 1

    That guy was the one who had hittler start ww2

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  • sombertownDS 1

    Zimbabwe is my hero

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  • Orange Doorhinge

    Outrageous fun

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  • Joshua Williams

    Has anyone else noticed the Russian flag 🇷🇺 pin?

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  • Dave The Mace

    Saturday Night Beating Off with Alec Buttwin.. I mean Butthole..

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  • Dave The Mace

    Pretty Much Saturday Night Butthole..

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  • Kķn_D :

    When someone play as Accurate corrupted politician .. An sure win for emmy.. Because you can't pin point out anything illegal or bad from mr trump

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  • Λαυρέντιος Ψαροκάηκας

    It is really fascinating to me how the greatest majority of the Americans ridicule Trump.. right after they voted for him. Consciously chose a sexist, racist, incompetent man, as their president, blaming him for all their failures. Damn, curious George Carlin, where are you when we most need you!?

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  • XOX_TheSnowWalker_XOX

    Since when does miss Germany like obama

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  • XOX_TheSnowWalker_XOX

    Trump I am German so yeah

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  • Mike Carone

    Orange Man Bad hahahaha Orange Man Bad hahhhaha Orange Man Bad

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  • Hmair Simons

    😂😂😂😂

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  • Mason Cook

    I love how they had Kenen wear Mugabe-style sunglasses indoors. That’s the attention to detail that makes SNL great.

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  • fightthedead-twd feartheliving

    I love Alec Baldwin. I love Kenan. I love whoever the hell is doing Steve Bannon. I love SNL.❤

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  • Trinity Wilson

    “I will rip out your spine and drink from your skull! You cannot even walk down stairs you little white BITCH Don’t you ever call Zimbabwe again!”
    🤣🤣🤣

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  • Moon Byul

    5:35 if a white man would've said ,,black bi!ch'' youtube would be on fire

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  • Shiny minun The theatre geek

    "PRepAre tO gO tO wAR!" Click

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  • Akshay Ramachandran

    Two years later, this is still the best episode in Trump presidency, rumours have it that this play had a part in Bannon's removal

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  • seoulkidd1

    Alex is the only one who wants 4 more years of Trump lol

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  • Keith Pynn

    So glad Trump won.

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  • RUSHIL JOHAR

    Hahahahhahahahahaahahsshhsshshhs

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  • Deven Creamer

    What’s funny is the Australians now have cracked down harder on refugees than the U.S ever has

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  • Team Fortress 2 MEDIC!

    That mein kampf joke was awesome

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  • Joseph Sirico

    He can say little white bitch and that's okay?? Wtf? If it were reversed SNL would be cancelled so quick this is ridiculous!!

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  • Sophia Plaxs

    LOL

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  • Many Spirits

    Absolutly hilarious

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  • Ivan Karaschuk

    Damn Zimbabwe! Lol.

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  • Chate' Mf'n Jackson

    Radioactive 9

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  • Chate' Mf'n Jackson

    Not kool

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  • Paul Mathew

    imagine when he said can i have my desk back and he removes his mask and its actual Donald trump imagine the audience reaction to it

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  • Sachin Patke

    O man look at the Russian pin lol

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  • LaDrago Damultus

    Homie say what

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  • Lucifer Apollo

    Way to give the (((game))) away on this one.

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  • Jenny McPot

    I saw Steve Bannon behind the counter at macdondald

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  • Neel Patel

    for most people this is comedy but its scary to think that this might actually be true ,,

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  • Rajesh Reddy

    You little white bitch 😂

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  • P.C. Principal

    Make Alex Baldwin President. Make him make America Great Again

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  • Matt Alibozek

    “How do you like working at the White House…? Are your parents proud…? I tell them I work at Applebee’s..”

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  • Matt Alibozek

    “Australia sucks your reef is failing prepare to go to war…” lmao

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  • Joebok Crok TV

    not funny didn't laugh

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  • sosouth15

    "Germany sucks. Your wall failed! Prepare to go to war" BAHAHAHA

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  • धनंजय गजानन परुळेकर

    Racism is ok when its against opponents – American Left

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  • NuttyYT Official

    As a republican I find this really funny

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  • LinkedBeliefs

    insert retards below, just like the mentally disabled, immature little boy that made this.

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  • President Kudsi

    Why isn't the Mexican wearing a sunberaro

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  • John McGrath

    I mean that justifies war with Zimbabwe no?

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  • Emma Gross

    Ok, who is in the skeleton suit???

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  • Pipe Tunes

    drumpf murdered 32 people this week
    DO NOT FORGET THIS

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  • andrew gonzalez

    Thos an accurate Trump

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  • alex caballero

    OMG I cant believe i forgot about this one i completly skipped it while looking at trump SNL

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  • gerardo mercado

    We need your version of Donald Trump for a Mexican version of Saturday night called “el privilegio de mandar” just for one day! Please

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  • Sohaib Khan [Paradigm]

    Now I realize that why Donald Trump hates #SNL 😂

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  • The American Crusader

    I just noticed the Russian flag pin on Fat Donnie. Nice.

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  • raveesh Srinivasan

    Bullshit he even knew Zimbabwe!

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  • Daddy Senpai

    I'm just over how unfunny this interpretation is…

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  • Charles Keefer

    Jack Ruby vacations in Baghdad with cousin it operator like Adams Family values not paying attention to the Freemasons.

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  • Tas I

    My god it took me years to figure out the Hitler reference

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  • nay blk

    The Zimbabwe part kills me every time 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

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  • Kyn !

    Did anyone else notice that trump was wearing a russian pin?

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  • Gautam Balachandran

    I thought "Steve" was G.R.R.Martin's friend?

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  • Devin McEachern

    BREAKING NEWS: Former Prime Minister of Zimbabwe and President of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe has died at the age of 95.

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  • Steve Vachaviolos

    So u know the libs lost the election right 👍 great

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  • MrAbuskeleke

    RIP Robert Mugabe!

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  • Tucker Bowen

    that's offensive to the Grim Reaper! he kills indiscriminately!

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  • Tkrv77

    Why exactly though the SNL uploader guys have hidden the upload date here?
    You think an older video drives away potential viewers?

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  • Eshah Hassan

    Alec’s facial expressions are going to be the death of me and I wonder who the guy behind the mask was

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  • ItsMad Lad

    “I’m going to write a memoir called My Struggle. What’s that in German Angela?”

    Angela: Shocked Pikachu face

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  • #theofficial_ kami

    Steve must have a nice annual package.
    Btw Zimbabwe still owns kenan

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  • King Kolbra

    4:58 when you are on the phone smoking herb trying to hide it.

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  • 1000 -7

    I love how all his phone calls end with, "Prepare to go to war." 😂😂😂

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  • Jimmy McJimFace

    This is why i voted for trump. Fuck politics, its all about the sweet snl sketches

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  • sddallas

    Another Jew-Skit. Crap. Total Shat

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  • Cameron Rogers

    Needs an update for call to Ukraine.

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  • mariokartexpert1

    one of my fave sketches to this day, especially now.

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  • jusdemented

    "I will rip out your spine and drink from your skull. You cannot even walk downstairs you little white bitch!" Fucking got me😂😂😂😭😭😭

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  • R.N V.H

    This was probably the time he was calling to warm him up for that Biden favor perhaps?

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  • Grant Davis

    Imagine if Death was your chief presidential advisor, it would be a very a deadly cabinet!

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  • Joshua Little

    Alex Moffat's performance is just golden.

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  • This_Rose_Has_Thorns

    You can tell when it was released by prime minister Turnbull

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  • keith Sungiso

    The Zimbabwe President they referred to on this parody recently passed away

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  • Milan Pelikán

    Perfect left's picture of Trump 😂

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  • Jacqueline Morrison

    It's. Pipe and. Peanio string. Movie😁

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  • The silent majority 51

    This is stupid trump is not like that

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  • Chad Sessions

    "Your reef is failing" lmao 😂

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  • Jackinabox

    “Guy who’s gonna pay for the wall says what”
    “….Que” 😏

    Lol

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  • SystemYTP

    Looks better than the actual Steve Bannon

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  • BrendanJ Rice

    Zimbabwe killed hundreds of thousands in its brutal regime lmao

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  • DarlingExotica TheUniverse

    Wow. This SNL video is creepy.

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  • Atharva Chowdhary

    Funniest Video Ever

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  • Ivy Njoki

    Guy playing David should've played Jared Kushner.

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  • Joe Barry

    SNL the most Racist show around

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  • Karen Fridie

    SNL IS THE BEST TO CALM AMERICA'S CHAOS

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  • Michael

    Wow very until American wow

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  • Jacqueline Morrison

    What you say

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