Pitch Meeting – SNL


>>THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR
COMING IN TODAY. THERE WERE SO AMAZING
COMMERCIALS AT THE SUPER BOWL THIS YEAR.
WE CAN’T WAIT TO STEP UP OUR GAME.
>>YEAH, CAN’T WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU COME UP WITH FOR CHEETOS.
>>WELL, IT IS AN HONOR JUST TO PITCH.
>>MM-HMM.>>YES, THANK YOU FOR HAVING US.
>>WELL, WHENEVER YOU’RE READY, WE WILL START WITH THE TEAM FROM
MURPHY AND KENNEDY. ♪♪♪
>>WE OPEN ON THE LITTLE IMMIGRANT GIRL.
SHE’S DUSTY. SHE’S TIRED.
SHE’S COME A LONG WAY. SHE LOOKS UP AND SEES A WALL.
HOW WILL SHE GET OVER IT?>>A BOY APPEARS AT THE TOP.
HE THROWS DOWN A ROPE. THE ROPE IS MADE FROM AMERICAN
FLAGS.>>THE GIRL CLIMBS THE ROPE.
SHE SEES HER NEW COUNTRY FOR THE FIRST TIME, AND SHE CRIES.
>>HARD CUT. CHEETOS.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>WOW.
I LOVE THAT.>>YEAH.
IT’S IMPORTANT. IT’S NOW.
CHEETOS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>>A.K. FOSTER, YOU’RE UP. ♪♪♪
>>OKAY. WE OPEN ON KIDS IN THE MINIVAN.
>>THEY’RE ROUGHHOUSING.>>THEY’RE PLAYING AROUND.
>>THEIR MOM IS LIKE, “HEY, WHAT IS GOING ON BACK THERE?”
>>AND THEY’RE LIKE, “JUST EATING CHEETOS, MOM.”
>>CUT TO CHEETOS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>HMM, OKAY.>>I’M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT THE
MESSAGE OF THE AD IS, BUT MAYBE —
>>I THINK IT’S LIKE, “EAT CHEETOS.
THEY’RE GOOD.” [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>>RIGHT. OKAY.
YEAH. LET’S, LET’S DO ANOTHER PITCH
FROM MURPHY AND KENNEDY, MAYBE.>>SURE.
>>ABSOLUTELY. ♪♪♪
>>WE OPEN ON A MEXICAN PERSON WEARING A SOMBRERO.
[ LAUGHTER ] HE TAKES IT OFF.
UNDERNEATH IS A MUSLIM WOMAN. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>THE MUSLIM WOMAN TAKES HER OFF HER HIJAB, UNDERNEATH IS A
JEWISH PERSON. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>THE JEWISH PERSON TAKES OFF HIS YAMIKA, UNDERNEATH IS A
CHEETO. [ LAUGHTER ]
HARD CUT. WE ARE ONE.
>>HARDER CUT.>>CHEETOS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]>>GOD, I LOVE THAT.
BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM WORRIED IT FEELS MORE LIKE
A TWIX COMMERCIAL. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>YEAH. I ACTUALLY THOUGHT EXCEDERIN DID
SOMETHING VERY SIMILAR.>>OKAY, LET’S TAKE ANOTHER
PITCH FROM A.K. FOSTER.>>RIGHT.
OKAY. ♪♪♪
OPEN ON A BUNCH OF FRIENDS HANGING OUT.
SUDDENLY, CHESTER THE CHEETAH SKATEBOARDS IN AND IS LIKE, “HOW
ABOUT SOME CHEETOS?”>>THE KIDS CHEER.
CUT TO CHEETOS.>>I JUST — I SO DON’T
RECOGNIZE THE WORLD YOU’RE DESCRIBING.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING, BUT
WE ALSO HAD A CHESTER THE CHEETAH IDEA.
>>THAT’S OKAY. GO AHEAD.
♪♪♪>>WE OPEN ON CHESTER THE
CHEETAH. HE HAS GAUZE AROUND HIS CHEST
WHERE HIS NEW BREASTS ARE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>CHESTER NOW IDENTIFIES AS DANIELLE THE CHEETAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>ONE OF HER CHEETAH FRIENDS
ENTERS THE ROOM. SHE IS SCARED SHE WILL BE
JUDGED.>>BUT THE CHEETAH FRIEND SAYS,
“SIMPLY, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.”>>HARD CUT.
CHEETOS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
[ VOICE BREAKING ]>>WOW.
I, I AM ABSOLUTELY STARVING FOR A CHEETO RIGHT NOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>WAIT, YOU LIKE THAT?
>>YES. IT SHINES A LIGHT ON
IT SHINES A LIGHT ON TRANSGENDER ISSUES.
>>MM-HMM.>>BUT IT’S A CARTOON CHEETAH.
IT JUST KIND OF FEELS LOOK YOU ARE USING THE ISSUE TO SELL
CHEETOS.>>NO, NOT TRUE.
WE CARE ABOUT THAT ISSUE BECAUSE THERE IS A GUY IN OUR OFFICE
WHOSE SON IS TRANSGENDER. OR WAIT.
IS HE TRANS OR ADOPTED? [ LAUGHTER ]
>>ADOPTED.>>THAT’S RIGHT.
WE DON’T KNOW ANYONE TRANS, RIGHT?
[ VOICE BREAKING ] AND THAT IS THE PROBLEM.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE HAVE ONE MORE PITCH IF THERE’S TIME.
>>BY ALL MEANS. ♪♪♪
>>WE OPEN OR REAL PEOPLE, NO ACTORS, NO MAKEUP, NO LINES, NO
LIGHTS. NO PROPS, NO COSTUMES, NO
CAMERAS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
NO CHEETOS. HARD CUT.
>>CHEETOS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>I — I — I CAN’T. THAT’S INCREDIBLE.
>>OKAY, OKAY. YOU KNOW, I THINK WE GET IT NOW.
WE KNOW, JUST WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR.
>>ABSOLUTELY. ♪♪♪
>>WE OPEN ON THE TWIN TOWERS.>>NO!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪

100 comments

  • Jory Harris

    You know how fat ugly people post selfies and all their friends and family comment how pretty they are? That, but for all trans women whenever someone says their beautiful.

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  • Fancy Vizion

    Cue the Spanish guitar🎶

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  • xan man lid

    The type of cheetos changed in the back

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  • Sean L

    More proof that liberalism is a disease.

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  • Scott Baltes

    That first pitch Is literally someone illegally entering the country!!! Wgat the hell?

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  • Carli Crivelli

    WE OPEN ON THE TWIN TOWERS
    “carefuuuuuul”
    “Watch ittt” 😏😂

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  • disco desanti

    It's literally like an insurance commercial. Some of them I have no idea what it's for until the end.

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  • G.I. Geno

    Its called Corporate virtue signaling, n its brainwash plain n simple

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  • G.I. Geno

    Im guessing Pepsi was the muse for this skit

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  • Ross Knodel

    We open on a couple going at it in bed. He's biting her and making her feels things shes never felt before. She hears the door open and looks up. It's Chester the cheetah holding a bouquet of cheetos.

    Hard cut: cheetos

    Hard cut: you b7#*ch

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  • Revel Ation

    Commercials these days be like , the more it doesn't make sense the better

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  • kaelyn foote

    Open on a depressed person crying in a dark room listing to sad music the mom walks in and throws her kid the cheetos, hard- cut cheetos

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  • Brian Boley

    Is she the first giant girl on SNL? Christina Farley

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  • DTG Productions

    God i hate the Democrats 😂😂😂

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  • DarkVoid 17

    Huh it looks like McDonalds had these people in the room when they made their recent black people commercial

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  • ambush bob

    Spooky.

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  • Cal Sheridan

    "(guitar strums) A man walks into talent agency… hard cut to the man's whole family, naked, and bruised, but content. The talent agent asks, 'What do you call your act?', the man opens his mouth. Hard cut to 'Cheetos'."

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  • John Doe

    When commercials do politics 👌

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  • Dan Shelton

    Well done SNL! Finally it's ok to say enough of this political correctness crap!!!!

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  • Louie De Palma

    This is excellent

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  • Jennifer Santillana

    OmG that stupid guitar 🎸 lol

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  • James Miller

    We open on a poor, immigrant, black, muslim, lesbian, female, Mexicain. She looks out at her world of discrimination and hate. HARD CUT

    cheetos

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  • V J

    Not fair I want Cheetos now.

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  • TralfazConstruction

    I believe that Melissa Villaseñor is at her best while portraying an intrinsic earnestness in ridiculous situations.

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  • Just WhoTheFuckAreYou?

    2:40 y'all had the opportunity to say "Chester now identifies as Chelsea the cheetah."

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  • Kotenoka

    Cecily looks more gorgeous than usual in this sketch.

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  • Jewels Elle_Ginger

    Food advertisements: don’t think about how yummy our food is that we spent millions on taste testing. Think about hot button political issues. How ironic, SNL is mostly about liberal politics.

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  • Zach Pozzi

    I think the funniest part of this whole thing is that an empty sign that just read "Eat Cheetos, they're good." would probably be just as effective as any other weird gimmick they come up with to advertise to me. I've eaten buckets of Cheetos throughout my life, you don't need to convince me to try them, you just need to remind me they exist.

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  • LiveInternal

    I feel like liberals making fun of what they actually do and then laughing about it…feels like I’m taking crazy pills.

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  • Cherrytartart Gacha

    We open on a boring party then Chester skates in and says let’s get cheesy Cheetos bag pops open and the party gets lit 💥

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  • Nelson Aluag

    This is like new commercials vs old commercials😂😂😂

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  • Ari D

    Pepsi has left the chat

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  • Phil Dawson

    Snowflakes

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  • I Dont Understand Life

    Wait why did Aidy have brown curly hair in the thumbnail, but not in the video ? 😂

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  • Akash Kumar

    SNL pitch meetings are tight!

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  • Rogelio Loera

    I like how SNL will gamble and push the boundary on every ethnicity but won't dare to touch the black race. Too risky,lol.

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  • SirEriol

    You're trying to sell junk food. You don't have to feign interest in those things, you know.

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  • Jimmy

    I never made the connection that chester is a cheetah. cheetah cheetos … jesus

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  • PUMPA DOUR

    "Harder cut!"
    That's the best film editing joke I heard!

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  • chewymoviereviews

    All the companies during gay pride month:
    "We're Gay"

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  • Gilgimesh

    i want cheetos now

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  • Christopher Wilson

    How about that little girl stays her brown ass in Mexico. No one cares about the other awareness issues.

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  • Glittzy

    This Saturday night live skit is brought to you by Cheetos

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  • A Bag o’ Chips

    Can we get some Danielle cheetah fan art

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  • Aaron David

    you all get the message right. Go trump rest of you freaks fuck off

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  • Panchunath Adhikary

    We open with the segment of Avengers where Loki and Stark were having their conversation.
    Loki: We have an army !
    Stark: We have a hulk…….a rather hungry hulk……..and we told him your army is made of cheetos……
    Hard Cut- Cheetos
    Hulk appears…… Cheetos SMASH!

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  • Funny Bunny

    “And underneath, a Cheeto.”
    Me: I am that Cheeto

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  • PhoneWalletKeys

    This is an actual pitch meeting for Gillette.

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  • Federico Pettinicchio

    Nailing this meeting was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

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  • Arcsecant

    We open on a naked junk food addict in a filthy bathroom, puking bright orange vomit into a toilet. His face turns towards the camera and he croaks "I ate too many…"
    HARD CUT: Cheetos!

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  • JustBeingCelinda

    We open on a young girl. She is crying. Chester the cheetah has just bitch-slapped her. Hard cut. Cheetos.

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  • captainautobots

    We open on a big pair of hot, sweaty breasts. Hard cut – Cheetos. Harder cut – my penis.

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  • Nicholas Torres

    I think it's like.. eat cheetos, they're good!

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  • Zielony Snajper

    people are laughing but the truth is the reality is sad like this

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  • OUR lord and savior Jesus Christ christ

    "we open on a mexican person wearing a sombrerothey take it off and underneath is a muslim woman" had me dead

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  • Roger Ehrenberg

    Yeah the Democrats they just love to cheat. The problem is they are searching for genocide.Democrats if I could give you any advice I would suggest stopping what you are doing right now and focus on real problems.

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  • Johann killardan

    Wow. I'm just stunned at the terrible liberal writing. This was a terrible skit. I hate it when who does bull carp political skits.

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  • Tom Treacy

    Whats the name of the woman behind the desk?

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  • Shadow On the Sun

    Another version of Kyle being the same character as every other sketch he's in.

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  • David Munoz

    Alec Baldwin is a dick

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  • John OBrien

    "woke capitalism" Corporations pretending to care about social issues to a market that pretends to hate capitalism.

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  • gabe ortiz

    I’m dead lol

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  • 2016

    Little racism there Right over the liberals heads.

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  • truckmadness1

    Does anyone know the soundtracks used ?

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  • MazZucco

    That last line, oh my

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  • Tyler Brennon

    We open on America- Post Second Revolution. There are no more Leftists in this new Eden. Families are strong, and America is Christian once again. Hard cut- Cheetos. I swear, they run this, I'd buy them in a heartbeat.

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  • Kevin Frazier

    2nd pitch by Baldwin skit was GREAT

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  • Fatin Elham

    Harder cut “ Cheetos “

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  • Gerrit Peacock

    Cheetos really should try that one. I think most cheetos people would think it was great. By that, I mean the sex change commercial.

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  • Somebresome

    I love Melissa Villaseñor

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  • T K

    The way Alec Baldwin holds the mic is funny by itself.

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  • Slavik Beloous

    None of those made sense

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  • Andrew L

    Gillette must have missed this one…

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  • Shane Haney

    Gillette watched this skit.

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  • Alondra Cardenas

    I hate Cheetos but then I saw this and was like mmm I need Cheetos 😂

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  • Rick Young

    Hard cut. Cheetos.

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  • Keith Hendrickson

    Is this satirical or just real life in 2019? Both. These are the issues ill-informed people are told by the progressive elitists they have to be concerned with.

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  • Ubersnipe

    "We open on a bowl of Cheetos. -hard cut- Cheetos."
    "Sounds like a Twix commercial."

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  • Robert matheny

    I got one.
    Trump is late for a press conference demanding lies about his latest scandal.
    In walks Trump and his paid fans start cheering waving flags.
    Trump starts his speech on how he killed Bin Laden and starts on how he is the greatest person alive then Obama walks up and punches him in the nose. At that moment an orange cloud arises and hundreds of Cheetos fall from trumps orange face.
    And in the crowd a Cheeto tiger smiles.

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  • abin joseph

    daniel the cheeta, doesnt get better than that

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  • KeepHimAtBay

    we open at the twin towers. larry silverstein is going back to visit hIs doctor…then he pulls. hard cut: CHEATOS..

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  • Susan Campbell

    Alex Baldwin!!!

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  • Mitchell Seyna

    "Chester noww identifies as Danielle, the cheetha" LOLLLLLLL

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  • Menacexp

    A loss

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  • Marcus Mourato

    This made me want Cheetos

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  • Kartik Gupta

    We open on the twin tower lmao

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  • Alex

    The “harder cut” is the funniest thing ever. That and “no cameras..”

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  • J. A.

    These cheetos skits…ummm, why cheetos lol

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  • Cringy NPC

    The problem with actual ads like that, is the company risks losing a lot of customers who dont agree. Best to keep ads objective and based on your product.

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  • Oliver Delica

    I was expecting this to be a parody of Screen Rant's PM

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  • Steven wickens

    The corners of the Cheetos bag on the wall behind the guy at the desk makes him look like a devil.

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  • Damian Martinez

    I'm transgender and that made my not wanna eat Cheetos ever again.

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  • ana arias

    there is a commercial for subway that, i shit you not, walks you through the birth of a boy and his journey through life. it shows him born inside of a bathtub, first steps, first birthday, his childhood exploring the world around him and playing with his friends, shaving his non-existent mustache, his first girlfriend and the heartbreak that followed, shaving his head and fighting with his parents, traveling the world on his own, finally becoming a man and moving out of his parents home and then theres a fade and suddenly hes at subway in front of the check out girl wearing a subway hat and a voice over lady says "everyday life asks the same question, what are you going to try today?" . hard cut, "Subway"

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  • Wildheart Razorfang

    Anyone else expecting "Super easy, barely an inconvenience" from the title?

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  • E Clo

    I couldn’t stop laughing when she said we open on the twin towers… NO

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  • dharmallars

    It’s funny bc none of these pitches match the chaotic energy of actual Cheetos commercials

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  • Bathna33

    Now I want Cheetos.

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  • pai pai

    is it me or this skit show hipocrisy of USA people?

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  • Jove Joved

    Hard cut. We support illegal immigration and breaking of federal law. Hard cut. Cheetos. Hard cut. There are 1000 different genders and we're totally crazy. Hard cut. Cheetos.

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  • Mark Harvey

    Lol

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