Progression (Short Comedy Sketch)
mr. smith, congratulations! the delivery has occured that’s very good! umm..there is this one thing… it’s a kitten a. . a kitten?? as in a cat?? well.. not as in a dog! you know fish, milk, purr isn’t it cute that impossible! me and my… me and my wife, we can’t give a birth to a kitten!? well.. you can’t give birth to anything as far as my knowledge of anatomy goes look, this is outregeous i want to speak to the manager you should be thankful your wife gave birth to a kitten i’ve seen women gave birth to hedgehogs or.. what if she’d given birth to an elephant surely you aware of the various genetic mutations developing recently?? it’s no surprise, given our lifestyles… the pollution and all the junkfood our progression knows no limits no…no there must be some mistake some..some mixed up is is it like a cat nearby that miraculously given birth to a human?? or.. i mean i.. i’ll happily swap this is your newborn yes bbut i don’t want a kitten i want a human child!! You know something resembling me My father, he want a grand daughter what am i supposed to tell him? well it’s a girl why is this had to happen to me!!?? look, don’t beat yourself up it’s not entirely your fault i don’t understand how we no buts you need to decide whether you taking home this kitten home or not either way i have some paperwork for you to sign and then you’re going to need to vacate the premises so.. what it’s going to be??