Progression (Short Comedy Sketch)


mr. smith, congratulations! the delivery has occured that’s very good! umm..there is this one thing… it’s a kitten a. . a kitten?? as in a cat?? well.. not as in a dog! you know fish, milk, purr isn’t it cute that impossible! me and my… me and my wife, we can’t give a birth to a kitten!? well.. you can’t give birth to anything as far as my knowledge of anatomy goes look, this is outregeous i want to speak to the manager you should be thankful your wife gave birth to a kitten i’ve seen women gave birth to hedgehogs or.. what if she’d given birth to an elephant surely you aware of the various genetic mutations developing recently?? it’s no surprise, given our lifestyles… the pollution and all the junkfood our progression knows no limits no…no there must be some mistake some..some mixed up is is it like a cat nearby that miraculously given birth to a human?? or.. i mean i.. i’ll happily swap this is your newborn yes bbut i don’t want a kitten i want a human child!! You know something resembling me My father, he want a grand daughter what am i supposed to tell him? well it’s a girl why is this had to happen to me!!?? look, don’t beat yourself up it’s not entirely your fault i don’t understand how we no buts you need to decide whether you taking home this kitten home or not either way i have some paperwork for you to sign and then you’re going to need to vacate the premises so.. what it’s going to be??

65 comments

  • Daniel

    HQ as always, your shorts never cease to amaze me. 

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  • Rūdolfs Strods

    Yey, jauns un superīgs video. Ceru, ka drīz būs vēl. Un jūs esat ieguvuši daudz vairāk subscriberu kā daudzi kanāli gadu laikā. Tā turpināt!

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  • rikkajounin

    i'm confused, in an odd way…

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  • fuzzylumpkin49

    "Is there a cat nearby that's miraculously given birth to a human? I'll happily swap." Awesome! Love it. ^_^

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  • Wavelength

    Holy moly, I hope not… xD

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  • JunJP02

    Funny…XD

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  • Carlos Eduardo González

    I like all of your videos, you are very talented! Have to say I didn't love this one thou. Keep them coming!!

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  • Langston’s Links

    what audio set up and gear did you use? love all your videos btw

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  • darketherealv2

    Nothing makes me happier than finding out you've done another sketch. I still show all my friends 'the expert' and I loved this too! Thanks and keep it up 🙂

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  • eBlackize

    It's a Khajit

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  • Bognár András

    This is not as smart as the one who came up with it thinks.

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  • Sandijs

    Haha, skatos Tevi jau pusgadu un tikai tikko pamanīju, ka tu esi latvietis! Izcilas komēdijas. Eksperts, manuprāt, ir visulaiku labākā īs-komēdija.

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  • rasha nour

    I hope that doesnt happen in the future 😀 

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  • blackhat2005

    You have to do more videos… these are hilarious.

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  • Frabbledabble

    Whats the joke?

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  • WaterspoutsOfTheDeep

    Evolution. lol

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  • Kathiresan Senthil

    Damn ……. I fell for the last part

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  • lygophile

    i bet if a doctor told people this they'd buy it. people buy anything from uniformed and licensed professional 'experts'.

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  • S RH

    Hahaah this was funny, looking forward for more like this.

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  • Nora Rahimi

    @Samaah Hussain ahahha watch this

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  • nacho73

    The end was grandiose 😉

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  • Sergii Biletskyi

    Brilliant work:)

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  • David Griver

    This was confusing, I feel like i missed the joke

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  • ecce_dux

    Very entertaining – thanx

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  • SigZero

    The best part is where it's socially acceptable that the man has no reproductive rights. Good sketch largely reflecting reality,

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  • G+ is terrible

    I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE!

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  • Orlando Carnota

    Estimado Lauris. Me encantan tus videos pero solo El experto es el único que he podido bajar con subtitulos en español. ¿Qué puedo hacer pues quiero compartirlos con mis amigos y amistades?

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  • hellterminator

    What's happened to Simon's left ear?

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  • Dex

    Why is there blood on her chest?

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  • Emma Brass

    what the heck?

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  • ifuckinghate cantaloupe

    ….what the fuck?

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  • Thoreaux

    So… where the original short story used the line "God's ways are inscrutable" and seemed to be taking a shot at religion, you replace the line with "Our progression knows no bounds."
    calculating
    Is this a shot at otherkin? Or generally at progressiveness, and people being expected to be accepting of everything?
    gears turning
    Together with the original this draws a parallel between progressive acceptance and the least sane component of religion: the fact that it can, in the minds of the faithful, explain any impossible-seeming thing.
    Got there!

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  • letsgetoutsidenow

    ouch, that hurts…. You just earned yourself a subscriber

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  • psycholoic

    Just love it 😀 (and of course, kitten)

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  • 77thTrombone

    Funny video, but
    • I spent too much time puzzling over the blood on her collarbone. In the end I figured it's just some afterbirth joke.
    • I didn't think the final (written) tag was necessary. I thought it overstated what was already mostly obvious. Nothing like spelling out irony to remove the irony.
    • one question that the video completely failed to answer: what color ink was the kitten done in?

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  • Lisa Tere

    When I was pregnant I had a dream that I gave birth to a kitten.

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  • cest moi

    hey , I liked the video so I translated into Arabic , please check it and support me

    https://youtu.be/PtTbEi9qS4w

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  • anonymous 000000

    😂😂 i also watched the expert
    these vids are great

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  • MauiAlbert

    what is the accent of the guy?

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  • Jael Nantamu

    I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • film79

    But the man in the sketch never seemed like he believed his wife had given birth to a kitten he just seemed baffled at the situation and getting no where with the nurse so he sat down and started to get his thoughts together. And because it was a "comedy sketch" I just accepted that he never tried to actual find his wife or another doctor because I assumed you all didn't have the budget for more actors.

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  • Dixon Adair

    First of all, what's the blood on her neck and wrist? Second, wtf?

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  • Мария Д

    Почему тут нет субтитров?

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  • Jakson Amsberry

    i believed for a few seconds

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  • Aleksandar Krumov

    Bad Comedy! Sorry.

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  • abcdefg hijklmno

    This an't comedy.

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  • dood poop

    I think this whole channel is for showcasing camera use & sound & formula of skits.. .. i assume it's not even supposed to be good; just quaint.

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  • Lauris Beinerts

    Check out other videos on my channel and subscribe for more funny short comedy sketches & films: http://bit.ly/laurisb

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  • Magneti Tic

    so- this joke miscaried the punchline, and i feel like it was still boring, during delivery.

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  • Cedric Beachy

    Funny 🤔? I am just confirmed.

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  • itsyaboii

    how the fuck was this funny to anyone?

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  • goroth01

    uh… ok….

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  • Morpheas

    To be honest, a kitten is a huge upgrade from a fucking human baby. Humans are the worst.

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  • twenty øne videøs BB AA

    She could have cheated on him jk lol

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  • MersoPhoenix

    19 people worked on this 2:42 min video…. That is only thing more stupid than this video…

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  • Дмитрий Чуяшов

    wrong title. not progression-bur DEvolution

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  • Isha Sethi

    The sketches on this channel are so damn good. They deserve millions of views. Very good work 🙌🙃

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  • Robert Montgomery

    A " Cat-ten" lol

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  • Witching Mushroom

    ahahahah)))I really thought that he would take it for himself.So naive))

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  • diecast jam

    why is there blood on her chest? why is there blood on her chest? why is there…sod that why is half of his fucking ear missing is what I was thinking.

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  • Deoxal

    0:57 Origin of the Sonic movie.

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  • Koaasst

    this british humor is weird, no wonder america had to get the hell out of dodge way back when.

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  • tony thong

    Um… aren't we animals?

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  • Magnus Dominus

    Dis b rayciss

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  • Kingsley Kronk K

    In which universe is this funny … and what the hell have you people been smoking ?

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