Romano Tours – SNL


>>>CULTURE.
HISTORY. SPAGHETTI.
THESE ARE THE THINGS OF A COUNTRY CALLED ITALIA.
HELLO, I’M JOE ROMANO FROM ROMANO TOURS.
I’VE BEEN PROVIDING TRIPS TO ITALY TO PEOPLE ALL OVER THE
WORLD. BUT MOSTLY FROM NEW JERSEY.
>>THANKS, ROMANO TOURS.>>EXPLORE THE OLD COUNTRY WITH
OUR TEN-DAY VACATION PACKAGE. SEE VENICE, THE CITY OF WETNESS.
POINT AND LAUGH AT THE TOWER OF PISA.
AND PLAY WITH SOME DOUGH IN NAP NAPOLI.
PEOPLE LOVE US. EVERY SO OFTEN PEOPLE LEAVE US A
REVIEW THAT THEY WERE DISAPPOINTED OR DIDN’T HAVE AS
MUCH FUN AS THEY THOUGHT. WE ALWAYS REMIND OUR CUSTOMERS,
IF YOU’RE SAD NOW, YOU MIGHT STILL FEEL SAD THERE, OKAY?
DO YOU UNDERSTAND? THAT MAKES SENSE?
OUR TOURS WILL TAKE YOU TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACES ON EARTH.
HIKE TO CLIFFS OFF THE AMALFI COAST.
FISH WITH THE NETS IN SORRENTO. DO THIS, I DON’T KNOW.
BUT REMEMBER, YOU’RE STILL GOING TO BE YOU ON VACATION.
IF YOU ARE SAD WHERE YOU ARE, AND THEN YOU GET ON A PLANE TO
ITALY, THE YOU IN ITALY WILL BE THE SAME SAD YOU FROM BEFORE.
JUST IN A NEW PLACE. DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?
THERE’S A LOT A VACATION CAN DO. HELP YOU UNWIND.
SEE SOME DIFFERENT LOOKING SQUIRRELS.
BUT IT CANNOT FIX DEEPER ISSUES LIKE HOW YOU BEHAVE IN GROUP
SETTINGS OR YOUR GENERAL BASELINE MOOD.
THAT’S A JOB FOR INCREMENTAL LIFESTYLE CHANGES SUSTAINED OVER
TIME. I WANT TO BE VERY CLEAR ABOUT
WHAT WE CAN DO FOR YOU. WE CAN TAKE YOU ON A HIKE.
WE CANNOT TURN YOU INTO SOMEONE WHO LIKES HIKING.
WE CAN TAKE YOU TO THE ITALIAN RIVIERA.
WE CANNOT MAKE YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE IN A BATHING SUIT.
WE CAN PROVIDE THE ZIP LINE. WE CANNOT GIVE YOU THE ABILITY
TO SAY WHEE AND MEAN IT. YOU’RE NOT YOUR SISTER.
WE CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH A WINE TASTING TOUR OF TUSCANY.
WE CANNOT CHANGE WHY YOU DRINK. OR THE PERSON YOU BECOME WHEN
YOU DO, OKAY? I’M SORRY, BUT IT’S TRUE.
AND OUR FRIENDLY TOUR GUIDES ARE HAPPY TO TAKE YOUR PICTURE, BUT
REMEMBER, THE PICTURES YOU’RE IN ARE GOING TO HAVE YOU IN THEM.
AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE HOW YOU LOOK BACK HOME, IT’S NOT GOING
TO GET ANY BETTER ON A GONDOLA.>>RIGHT BEFORE WE WENT IN THE
VATICAN, HE TOOK MY FACE IN HIS HANDS AND HE SAID, IF YOU FEEL
BAD ABOUT YOURSELF IN A CHURCH BACK HOME, THE VATICAN IS 100%
WALL TO WALL CHURCH.>>SO WE WENT FOR 20 MINUTES AND
THEN WE WENT BACK TO THE HOTEL AND WATCHED “PADDINGTON 2.”
>>THE BEST.>>LOVE THE VATICAN.
>>THIS MAY SOUND RUDE BUT I’M TRYING TO TEMPER EXPECTATIONS.
I HATE SEEING PEOPLE BEAT THEMSELVES UP ON MY TOURS, IT
REALLY GETS TO ME. AND PLEASE, IF YOU AND YOUR
PARTNER ARE HAVING TROUBLE CONNECTING, WE GUARANTEE OUR
TOUR WILL NOT HELP. IF YOU DON’T WANT TO TOUCH EACH
OTHER AT HOME, BE REMINDED, IN ITALY YOU’LL HAVE THOSE SAME
FEELINGS AND THOUGHTS. LOOK, A DAY IS A LONG TIME TO
FEEL HAPPY. FOR ALL OF IT.
MOST OF US GET 45 MINUTES IF WE’RE LUCKY.
AND THAT’S OUR MOTTO AT ROMANO TOURS.
>>Announcer: ROMANO TOURS.

100 comments

  • BlueSkyVidPro

    This is as funny as sitting through a NY Giant's game with hemorrhoids. Having been to Greece, Turkey, Spain, Italy and France I can say that though I would not return to some of those places, they were all worth seeing and experiencing.

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  • Brian Florentino

    This is so authentic. lol "if you feel sad now, you will still feel sad there." Hahahahahahah

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  • Tobia Torre

    Sardinia is supposed to be included in the map of Italy:)

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  • Robin Withrow

    His voice cracked when he said, "It really gets to me."

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  • Lets Go Flying

    Every single person that has ever worked in Guest Services has been brought to happy tears by this video.

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  • CM Laki

    These ads always bothered me – now I know why. WE don't make your vacation – YOU do!
    Lol!

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  • Rachael Lefler

    thanks for the life advice SNL?

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  • Greendragon434

    I enjoy seeing different-looking squirrels when I travel!

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  • goia

    LMFAO ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • NUSH Entertainment Official

    he kinda looks like Al Pacino!!!

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  • Juan Fernandez

    lol Al Pacino

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  • Amy O

    Do this, I don't know ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • TrassseB

    he looks like a young charles dance with that hair and beard

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  • CaramelMamiChula

    He look like Carlito Brigante from Carlitoโ€™s way

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  • Martina V

    Different looking squirrels ๐Ÿ”

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  • Know Wonder

    Thanks Max !

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  • Leveraged

    Wherever you go, there you are.

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  • Lily Fenster

    "wherever you go, there you are."

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  • Donte Henley

    This was wayyyy to funny.

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  • Dante Picarillo

    This is funny I am crying ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • Kadesh Hendricksen

    The sadness comes from not wanting to live around Americans. I get to other places and cry the whole time because I'll have to leave and come back here eventually. People I only knew a few days have cried with me because they knew what I was returning to!

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  • sasha rama

    Man that was hilarious!!! But they forgot my region on the map!!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ come to Sardinia too!!!!

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  • Russell Roefer

    One of the best skits yet. haha.

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  • Mad SUPANOVA

    As true as it gets. If your a miserable person no matter where they go, be it a beautiful place they are still gonna be miserable person.

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  • sirlillo

    I'm an Italian driver and I do drive tourists around Sicily as job (mostly Americans) and this is really funny ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Juan C

    Holy shit, Id book a tour with this guy in a heart beat!!!

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  • Brian Quinn

    Perillo Tours I mean Romano tours is one of the best sketches ever

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  • Music Without Reservation

    WHEE! (Genuine)

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  • TheLeyle

    Great, another reason to hate Adam Sandler

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  • vivi D

    Omg! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Bonnie Forman

    I ;never saw Sandler on SNL way back when, but he is absolutely hilarious with this and Opera Man – OMG!

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  • Jack Moran

    See some different squirrels – I just died

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  • ned kelly

    I have been on European tours and cruises where some people would just bitch about everything. They were determined to be unhappy, no matter want. Maybe 5% to 10% of it was justified for one reason or another, but the other 95% was just because they were going to be miserable wherever they were.

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  • Jordan Carpenter

    Great Adam Sandler!

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  • Zimmit's FunHouse Adventure

    Who knew Perillo tours would be coming out with such a thoughtful public service announcement?? Thanks, Perillo – I mean Romano – tours!

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  • JoAnn Simonelli

    Thank you for this! Enjoyed it!

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  • PJ Pointer

    I feel like Cecily strong has a hand in writing this

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  • CaraMarie13

    As it turns out, being in a place packed with other people is something I hate in NYC and still hated in Barcelona and Paris. Probably should have seen that coming

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  • Dieguismama

    I literally watch this at least four times a week.ย ย  Its so good.

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  • Fandom Girl

    People reading way too deep into this sketch

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  • Tom Koyzis

    Funny stuff. Coincidentally we were traveling Italy when this aired….

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  • Junior Vafai

    No one's talking about aidy's facial expressions with the wine

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  • The Ultimate Reductionist

    1:23 The animation was insanely hilariously funny & absolutely necessary.

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  • aleji0

    Wow. This is actually really funny.

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  • NYRaised

    Funny spoof and a nice tribute to Perillo travel. It's a NY thing…lol

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  • SLKR SPENCER-ROLLINS

    Romano Tours will be who I will go to whenever I go to Italy.

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  • The Coolest Mizukage

    Omg the dislikes are from everyone working or in an ad of Romano tours

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  • New Music

    Italiani che parlano inglese potete tradurre quello che ha detto๐Ÿ˜Š

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  • sjw4207

    Promo code:Same Sad You. LOL

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  • Elle Fleming

    Based on Perillo tours. It's a real parody

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  • S D T

    What does the announcer say at the end? I can't understand it and the closed caption doesn't print it. "Romano Tours: We make memories, not —-? What comes after "not"?

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  • Francesco Lizzo

    ๐ŸŽŒ

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  • Dan Over Here

    Raise your hand if you see how this is more about relationships than vacations…!

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  • Brendan Kenehan

    nobody's gonna talk about how the website was spelled wrong?

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  • Denni

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  • misfit danzig

    Sandler kill it , f the haters (critics) do this I don't know….yup this is to the film critics….

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  • Lynn Cai

    In a way, I think that this can also apply to moving abroad. Sure, it's different from going abroad for a vacation, but some of the points mentioned in this sketch still crosses over. Moving to a new country, no matter how better does it seem to be from your homeland, will not solve any personal issues that you have. In fact, it can be exacerbated by the stresses involved in living abroad, including but not limited to: adapting to a new culture/language, visas, finding employment, etc.

    If you're the same sad miserable you in your homeland, you will probably be the same in your new destination.

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  • Valeria E

    Eat Pray Love got murked

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  • J. Reynolds

    Best skit Sandler ever did.

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  • JoAnn Simonelli

    Excellent!!!

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  • Nada Mohammed

    Honestly, as a person with depression who is going on vacation soon, I came back to re-watch this because I wanna give myself the reality check.

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  • joggingup45

    this is so sad and funny

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  • ale Sandro

    An answer for Americans people, what are yours aspettactives for Italy? What will like do in Italy?

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  • Renesmee Cullen-Black

    Why did this feel all too real

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  • Shane Murphy

    Hey curios class

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  • Rob Bevington

    good job

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  • David Johns

    Humor reminding me of the good old SNL (except Bill Hader who was funny)

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  • foodtree harvest

    Fu k Sandler…he had one funny movie. Shut it idiot
    .

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  • Lindalee Law

    I wonder if he set up a kiosk at the G7?

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  • Lindalee Law

    " There is no geographical cure".

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  • ShinRyojin

    โ€œDo This. I donโ€™t know.โ€

    Every basic white girl on IG.

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  • Marius Cristian

    i love you snl

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  • Sufger

    This sketch is so accurate they forgot to add Sardinia
    Good job SNL

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  • Nic Dunbar

    โ€œYouโ€™re NOT your sister!โ€ – Dead

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  • Taylor Scott

    literally https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t2wFl5GiBo

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  • Johnny NutShot ASMR

    Does anyone know if Sandler wrote this sketch?

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  • cartmanschili

    This writer has spousal issues I'm assuming.

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  • Rose McGinnis

    I am an American in Rome watching this – hahaha ๐Ÿ™‚

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  • Jess Farnum

    If you feel bad about yourself in a church back home, the Vatican is 100% wall to wall church

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  • Lune Sorciรจre

    "Turns out everywhere you go, you take yourself, that's not a lie"
    -Lana del Rey

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  • James Martin

    What kind of gets lost is after he says "We cannot make you say 'whee' and mean it," is "You're not your sister." Stop comparing yourself or trying to be someone else. Sage advice.

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  • Patryk Pudlo

    Adam is somehow underrated, he is great comedian and fits SNL like a glove. Hope for more:)

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  • Sandra Pitts

    I love this skitโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’œโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’œ

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  • Burgo King

    At 17 I lost my Virginity in Rome thanks to a group tour of Italy.

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  • Christopher Malone

    Shut up! You donโ€™t me! YOU DONโ€™T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME!!!!!!

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  • Micha Mason

    lol

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  • Leo Tolentino

    Is Italy a metaphor for Adam Sandler's own movies?

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  • ALLHAILLAVABOY

    He sounds like happy Gilmore๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Rashad Charles

    This was targeted lmao

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  • Erik

    Poor Adam.

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  • Em

    This is the funniest Adam Sandler's ever been

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  • International Harvester

    Do not look us up on Yelp

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  • Lyanna Millen

    If you're sad now you may be sad there in a new place. Story of my life! So true

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  • gspendlove

    I went on a beer drinker's tour of Germany during Oktoberfest. The beer was beer. There is no magically delicious beer in Germany, OK? You might as well go to Milwaukee, get drunk there on Bud and save a couple thousand.

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  • Guero Joper

    GLOBUS Tours! ๐Ÿ˜„

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  • harpsichords

    Glove and boots vibes

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  • Chris Ducat

    This sketch is so great, cause it starts off kinda bland and lame, and blossoms as it goes on ๐Ÿ™‚ please come back soon to SNL, Sandler!!

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  • C

    My new favorite video on the internet

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  • Laura Lucrezia Martell

    No squirrels in Italy

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  • Anandi Ganguly

    This sketch is like a personal reminder

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