Sandler Family Reunion – SNL


>>>HIRES YOUR HEINEKEN, MR.
SANDLER.>>COOL.
>>SO COLD! LIKE BILLY MADISON.
>>I GOT THAT, THAT’S VERY FUNNY.
>>IF YOU DON’T MIND ME ASKING, HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH ALL YOUR
CHARACTERS AND STUFF?>>I DON’T KNOW, THEY JUST KIND
OF COME TO ME.>>THAT’S KIND OF A LAME ANSWER,
ALL RIGHT. ENJOY YOUR REUNION.
>>YEAH, THERE’S LOTS OF SANDLERS HERE, IT’S A SANDSTORM.
>>HELLO, MR. HOLLYWOOD BIG SHOT.
>>IT’S COUSIN RING, COUSIN MAC, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
[ FUNNY VOICES ]>>I WAS SO EXCITED WHEN I HEARD
YOU COMING, I WAS — [ FUNNY VOICES ]
>>IT’S BEEN FOR YOU. HOW HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN?
>>TRYING TO GET MY REAL ESTATE LICENSE NOW, WHO KNOWS, WE SHALL
SEE.>>GOOD LUCK.
>>AS FOR ME, I GOT THE COURSE, VERY MESSY.
>>SHUT UP!>>YOU SHUT UP!
>>MAC, THERE’S KIDS HERE. OH, MY GOD, IS THAT MY NEPHEW
SEAN? HE’S STILL AT THE KIDS’ TABLE.
[ CRYING ]>>WILL SOMEBODY GET THIS KID A
HAPPY MEAL?>>EXCUSE ME.
MAY I HAVE EVERYONE’S ATTENTION, PLEASE.
HELLO, SANDLERS. [ FUNNY VOICES ]
>>I JUST WANTED TO SAY, BIG HAND FOR RON BACON AND JANET
SANDLER BACON FOR PLANNING THIS WHOLE THING.
>>OUR PLEASURE. [ FUNNY VOICE ]
>>I’M NOT GREAT AT THIS, YOU ALL ARE DOING AN INVISIBLE
CLARINET THING. IT DOESN’T MATTER.
[ FUNNY VOICE ]>>WE’RE SO HAPPY TO HAVE COUSIN
ADAM THIS YEAR. WATCH WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT HIM
BECAUSE YOU MIGHT END UP IN ONE OF HIS MOVIES.
>>WHAT? I DON’T USE YOUR GUYS FOR
MATERIAL.>>I DON’T KNOW ABOUT THAT,
ADAM. BECAUSE NOW I SAW A MOVIE WHERE
YOU PICKED SOMEONE WHO LOOKED JUST LIKE ME.
I SEEN THAT ON THE BIG ‘OL SCREEN AND SAID, THAT’S ME UP
THERE.>>NO, I PROMISE YOU, BOBBY
BOUCHET IS NOT BASED ON YOU.>>I KNOW THAT, DEAR, I WAS
TALKING ABOUT THE BIG DADDY MOVIE.
>>NOT THAT EITHER. I CAN PROMISE YOU.
>>I KNOW HAPPY GILMORE, THE CHUBS WAS BASED ON ME.
HOW DO I KNOW THIS? A, MY FIRST NAME IS CHUBS.
B, I HAVE A FAKE HAND. AND C, I’M A GOLF INSTRUCTOR.
IT’S ALL IN THE HIPS. YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME.
>>ALL RIGHT, MAYBE A BORROWED SOME STUFF FROM YOU GUYS.
I SWEAR TO YOU, I DIDN’T DO THAT A LOT.
>>SHOULD YOU. EVERYBODY’S ENJOYING THE PARTY.
>>ARE WE GOING TO DO THE KARAOKE NOW?
>>THE KARAOKE IS CANCELED.>>COOL.
ONCE AGAIN, SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN BROUGHT TO MY
ATTENTION YESTERDAY.>>I’M GOING TO GO SAY HI TO MY
MOTHER, WISH ME LUCK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>HI, MA, GREAT TO SEE YOU. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE
REUNION?>>THEY’RE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT
YOU.>>THEY’RE NOT LAUGHING, THEY
LOVE ME.>>NO!
>>COME ON, MA, BE NICE.>>THEY’RE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT
YOU. NO!
NO!>>MA, STOP.
>>NO SCLA!>>SHUT UP!
>>WHY DON’T YOU SHUT UP. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>HOW ARE YOU DOING? [ FUNNY VOICE ]
>>BUT THE DOCTOR SAYS IT’S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
ASSOCIATION GOOD.>>HOW ABOUT I SING THE SANDLER
FAMILY SONG. I WROTE IT 70 YEARS AGO.
>>NO, NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THAT.
>>I WOULDN’T WANT TO DO THAT, I WOULD BE GREAT IF I DID THAT.>>I AGREE WITH MOTHER, LET’S TAKE A PICTURE.
SNAP US. EVERYONE GET IN.
>>OKAY. COME ON.
STOP LOOKING AT ME, SHAWN. COME ON, TAKE THE PICTURE.
TAKE IT.>>READY?
ONE, TWO, THREE. [ FUNNY VOICES ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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