Science Presentation – SNL


>>OUR APPLIED SCIENCES 101 A
PRONLS CONTINUE WITH TWO MORE STUDENTS THAT ARE PRESENT THEIR
FINDINGS AND FIELD QUESTIONS FROM OUR PANEL.
>>PROFESSOR, BEFORE WE BEGIN, CAN I SAY SOMETHING?
ALL RIGHT. LET’S BE REAL.
I’M AT ALABAMA MOSTLY BECAUSE OF MY ABILITIES ON THE FOOTBALL
FIELD, BUT I TAKE MY ACADEMICS INCREDIBLY SERIOUSLY.
>>NOW, THAT’S VERY ADMIRABLE, RAY.
>>THAT’S WHY I SAID UNLESS I GOT AN A PLUS ON ALL MY FINALS,
I WOULD VOLUNTARILY SIT OUT THAT BOWL GAME AGAINST WASHINGTON.
>>WELL, WE WILL UPHOLD OUR END BY JUDGING YOU JUST LIKE ANY
OTHER STUDENT, AND ALSO, THANK YOU FOR SIGNING MY HAT.
>>NO PROBLEM.>>ABSOLUTELY.
DON’T YOU EXPECT ANY FAVORS FROM US.
>>WONDERFUL. NOW, WOULD YOU ALL PLEASE STATE
THE TOPICS THAT WE ASSIGNED TO YOU?
>>YES. QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT IMPAIRED
PARTICLES.>>IONIZATION IN THE GAS PHASE.
>>BANANAS.>>FANTASTIC.
NOW, PLEASE, DISPLAY YOUR PROJECTS.
>>MILES, I FOUND YOUR SMALL PARTICLE ACCELERATOR, WHILE
CRUDE, TO BE QUITE CLEVER.>>HEATHER, YOUR CLOUD CHAMBER
WAS EQUALLY AS IMPRESSIVE.>>THANK YOU.
>>THAT’S VERY KIND. THANK YOU.
>>BUT, RAY, WE WERE ALL BLOWN AWAY BY YOUR BANANAS NAILED TO A
PIECE OF PLYWOOD.>>THANK YOU, SIR.
IT WAS HARD TO MAKE.>>I’M SORRY, BANANAS NAILED TO
A PIECE OF PLYWOOD? I DON’T THINK THIS IS VERY FAIR.
>>PLEASE CONCENTRATE ON YOUR OWN PROJECT, MILES.
>>CAN WE MOVE THIS ALONG? HE HAS PRACTICE AT 3:00.
>>HEY, COACH. I HAVE PRACTICE IF I GET AN A
PLUS.>>OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, A PLUS,
RIGHT.>>MAY I READ MY FINDINGS?
>>OF COURSE, RAY.>>SORRY.
NERVOUS. BANANA IS A YELLER SNACK THAT
MONKEYS EAT. THESE FIVE TYPES OF BANANAS,
YELLOW, BROWN SPOTTY, VERY BROWN, GREEN, AND ROUND.
>>I’M SORRY. THERE’S AN ORANGE ON HIS BANANA
BOARD.>>HEY.
THAT IS A ROUND ORANGE BANANA.>>I PROMISE YOU THAT’S AN
ORANGE.>>ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE US
LOSE THE GAME, NERD? IS IT CONTINUE, RAY.
>>I USED TO NOT LIKE BANANAS BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE BOYS’
WEINERS, BUT NOW I LIKE THEM BECAUSE THEY’RE YUMMY.
THANK YOU.>>BRILLIANT.
TRULY BRILLIANT, RAY. THE FLOOR IS OPEN FOR PANEL
QUESTIONS.>>MILES, WHY DID YOU OMIT THE
EFFECTS OF ENTANGLEMENT SWAPPING FROM YOUR CALCULATIONS?
>>I DID NOT HAVE THE PROPER RESEARCH IN THAT AREA.
>>VERY DISAPPOINTING.>>THIS IS IMPORTANT, GUYS.
SCIENCE IS IN THE DETAILS. NOW, RAY, WHAT’S THE OUTSIDE OF
A BANANA CALLED?>>THE CRUST.
>>BINGO.>>HEATHER, LOOK AT THE MONITOR,
PLEASE. IS THIS AN INTEGRAL OR DIFFERING
CONDENSATION CURVE.>>IT’S NOT CLEAR.
I HAVEN’T SEEN ONE LIKE THAT.>>ARE YOU, LIKE, UM, LIKE,
LIKE, SO SURE?>>NOW, RAY, DIRECT YOUR
ATTENTION TO THE MONITOR, AND YOUR QUESTION IS THAT FUNNY?
>>PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME. PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.
>>I HAVEN’T SLEPT IN A MONTH BUILDING A PARTICLE ACCELERATOR,
AND RAY JUST GETS TO LAUGH AT A BANANA GIFF?
>>IT’S OKAY.>>I’VE HAD IT WITH THIS KID!
>>YOU KNOW WHAT, WE’RE READY TO ANNOUNCE YOUR GRADES.
NERD, YOU SCORED A 20%.>>WHAT?
>>HEATHER, 70.2%.>>I HATE THIS SCHOOL.
>>AND, RAY, I’M HAPPY TO SAY YOU SCORED 100%.
>>COACH, I DID IT!>>HUH?
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YOU’RE THE SMARTEST KID IN THE
WORLD.>>YOU CAN PLAY IN THE BOWL GAME
AFTER ALL.>>I JUST HAVE TO GET A PLUS ON
MY ENGLISH LIT FINAL. I KNOW THE HELL OUT OF THE THE
VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR SO I’M NOT WORRIED.
[ APPLAUSE ]

100 comments

  • Alexandre C.

    Just show that academics are rigged…Why am I not surprised? Just like in real life (job) except that nobody will show it…"Same rules apply to all", except for some…

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  • RedChiron

    1:20 Top 10 Signs That The World Is Ending

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  • Dalibor Dupor

    Insane arm and forearm genetic.Yes he is roided but that "3D" look and forearm size is rare even among pro-bodybuilders.

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  • Austin Smith

    The crust? Got me lol

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  • Jackson Burckart

    This is me every presentation

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  • Shawnee Scorpion

    An excellent analogy to the FAILED AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM!!!

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  • Kayla The Kimando

    "THAT IS A ROUND ORANGE BANANA"

    "I didn't like bananas cause they looked like BOYS WEINERS!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • shrapnel77

    I think I'm more concerned that the so called scientist cannot distinguish between a piece of plywood and a piece of pine.

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  • herrbetto 55

    this is extreme sarcasm of school system

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  • Daniel

    that one dumbass extrovert who keeps getting good grades because he makes the teachers laugh and talks his way out of everything

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  • Robby Adams

    Unfortunately I never had any classes with athletes at Florida so I can't really say if this is true or not but it's funny.

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  • Samantha Spaeth

    What's funny is that John Cena's character is doing legit science. He had a hypothesis, did experimentation to test his hypothesis, and then changed his theories due to his findings of his experiments. That is the fundamentals of science at work.

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  • Grt124 Z

    The couch is so on point 😂

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  • adminofutube123

    100% true yet they want to be paid

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  • Cameron Gage

    Feel sorry for the other 2students.

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  • Nicholas Carrillo

    I was eating a banana while watching this video

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  • Vague

    It's actually sad because this is pretty accurate for Schools and even Unis.

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  • Thatold Chicken

    I did not think John cena was not funny…
    I was wrong🤯🤯🤣🤣🤣

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  • Krewzin thru

    round orange banana lol

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  • Cole Perkins

    When I was in high school the running back used to get up out of class and bring his test to the office. He would return later with all of the correct answers and turn it in.

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  • Skye blue16

    Athletes also get first pic on classes while smart students DO NOT 🙁

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  • Jiggerjaw

    I hope I don't slip on a banana crust.

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  • Nicomoru

    round banana killed me

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  • Menacexp

    A loss

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  • BJay Skuven

    This type of stuff actually happens at my school😂😂😂

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  • Micheal Prasadi

    It's funny because it's true 🤣

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  • Rick Therrien

    Nerd!! you scored twenty percent!!!!

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  • Harivansh Gaur

    His biceps are huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggeeeeeeeee…..

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  • Mark Welch

    Didn't know orange bananas existed!! Lol

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  • goddess girl

    This happens to me all the time during vivas…… Fuckin John Cenas everywhere

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  • Zoe Inuyasha fan girl

    Particle accelerator of the flash lol

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  • Jennifer Kozlik

    I love this.

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  • Betz

    Bananas 🍌? Really? 🤣🤣🤣
    That is a round, orange Banana

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  • Binoy Perera

    😂 😂 😂

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  • Y0utub3me

    2:26 legit bursted out in laughter

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  • L.S. Wrestling

    John Cena is from Alabama…

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  • Shahid Almakaleh

    it really is offensive to call this comedy

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  • MofongoGringo

    Ha ha #TruthAboutGoodAthletes 🤣

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  • CCz On

    This gives me Dolores Umbridge vibes, anyone else?

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  • Weston Caldwell

    thuh crust

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  • mikey Bombers

    College football makes billions a year that's why this is true

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  • 4160boy

    How can he have white face on in this day and age??? I call me too people, flag on the field folks.

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  • Paul M Allen

    They should of made fun of Auburn’s academic program because they are stupid

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  • GinoThePufferfish

    Why are the teachers acting like there’s 3 students there’s obviously only 2

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  • DevinMadaMada

    Where’s the “Ray” guy?? I don’t get it?!!

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  • Abhijith P J

    The white lady in the back is totally checking him out.

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  • Jack _

    Who are they talking to and who's talking?

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  • Lucian Gisca

    Yeah yeah yeah you are the smartest kid in the world😂

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  • Hunter Wilbanks

    Just watch last chance U season 4 and see how a mentally retarded athlete who is essentially illiterate and does no school work passes because the teacher is a SJW who thinks that because the player is black that he deserves to pass

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  • Afghan Lion

    schoolsystem.exe has stopped working
    Troubleshoot

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  • saleh abdullah

    اللي من عنيزة لايك

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  • Joe Conley

    these people have the worst acting skills in the entertainment industry, truly pitiful

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  • Speakin Freely

    He said now i like boys weiners pretty much what pedo..lmao dumb fuck man and of course he had to wear the #23 to show that hes a puppet to the industry!! John cena puppet like a bitch!

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  • Raptor Jesus

    As much as SNL is a left wing liberal political incorrect comedy show. They are funny to watch. But they are very excessive still with Trump and making fron of everyone.

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  • Hanago

    How every History project be like

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  • Hannah

    so accurate

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  • Fat MonMon

    I see air talking about bananas

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  • George Kittle

    "The Crust" Oh My God I Love John Cena, just wish I can see him👌👌

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  • SuavestHades80

    The funniest thing is the idea that Washington would be in a bowl game

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  • jabba da hutt

    Cena nce, science, ionization in a gas cloud. How about ion engines? Google that

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  • jabba da hutt

    Quantum entanglement in paired particles.

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  • jabba da hutt

    Bananas, clarence Thomas,

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  • jabba da hutt

    All major colleges r exactly like this sketch.

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  • jabba da hutt

    That's Michael jordan

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  • jabba da hutt

    Partical accelerator for my ion engine, I'll sleep on it

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  • Reyach Rai

    4:02 😂😂😂 I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS KID!

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  • Aashay Desai

    Why the fuck is the Cameraman just pointing the camera at a mic? Was expecting the mic to fall or someone to speak but I couldn't see or hear anything. What's going on guys??

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  • Marcos Ledezma

    Thats not plywood

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  • Candra Tan

    I love Vanessa here 🙂

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  • Emmanuel Mckenzie

    So this is the reverse flashes origin story

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  • Daireen Ignacio

    What the fuck? I don't see ray

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  • Brodstar _

    Amazing

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  • David Alvarez

    Ivy League schools:

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  • Nghia Nguyen

    I know this is old.. but its really sad.. but 100% true… still upset a bit about it during my high school years.

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  • RogueSpiritFilms

    2:24 John is trying so hard not to laugh 😂

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  • Phoenix North

    I know the hell out of a very hungry Caterpillar lol

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  • Aidan

    I knew he was saying bananas before the first person said anything about his project… I'm psychic

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  • Derek Roberts

    How many notice your bananas don't last as long as they use to?

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  • Briana Finian

    As a STEM major at University, I can confirm that this is 100% true. 🙄

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  • bad dwarf

    2:14 I'm sorry there is an orange in his banana board, stfu smart ass

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  • Pussy PaTroll

    Ray fucking "nailed" that presentation.

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  • Dickens Elijah

    Is that white face? How insensitive

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  • NotDuckyy

    ROLL TIDE

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  • Akmal Firdaus

    It still bothers me that the judges don't even look at John Cena when he is presenting. Maybe he's invisible after all. Oh well

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  • doraine samuels

    God nerd

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  • Rick James!

    Muricaaaa!

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  • Vijay Mathuraiveeran

    Well this is condescending. And brings back scars when I went for presentation on 'Zero Waste Management' and got shot down everytime since 2017 for my master's degree and I left the college and now I'm still searching for a job. No matter how much I contributed It wasn't enough. I wrecked my life by Applying for Masters degree and still unemployed unloved and its pathetic. 🚶

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  • johnny bravo

    It would make more sense if the player was black.

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  • robertk2007

    Documentary on Alabama

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  • tashi kun

    Why am i watching a talking microphone

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  • David Rozanek

    Alabama, the Harvard of the South.

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  • Diego Romo

    Why is there a floating jersey????

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  • Hellcats InSoCal

    "us" rofl

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  • Lady Kennie Frog

    I love that my university didn't give two shits about sports. Our recognised University sport was Ultimate Frisbee and anyone was allowed to be on the team.

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  • Kunal Mazumdar

    Ray's presentation is the marvelous. He proved a very complex subject in a very simple way. He deserves full mark.

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  • Kim Lance

    Very super funny 😆!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🍌🍊

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  • Susannah Paoli

    I'll take, "things that make me glad I teach at a community college" for 200.

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  • Captain Utki 01

    Why are high school athletes given so much importance in the US? I am really curious.

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  • Crux 1:16

    I only saw a red shirt in the thumbnail. What am I supposed to be looking at?

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  • Zack Berardi

    And his name is horn cena

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