Sketch Group The Valleyfolk Performs in the Comedy Clash Round – Bring The Funny (Comedy Clash)


[soft music] – Dial 118 please.
Please dial 1-1-8. – Mrs. Tompkins?
– Oh, yes. – Hi, yeah.
Thank you for your patience. In just a moment,
the doctor will be here, to go over your husband’s
current condition. – Please, sir, is he all right? – We’re doing everything
we can. I’m also legally obligated
to remind you that, at this facility,
we take pride in using only the best, cutting edge, state-of-the-art
medical technology. – All right.
– Excuse me. [laughter] – I just hope that my husband
is okay. [rhythmic buzzing] What’s that noise? – My favorite thing. [buzzing] – My name is Dr. Robot. I am the doctor assigned
to your husband. – Oh, thank God.
Is my husband all right? – Your husband is–
your husband is– – My husband is what?
– Your husband is dead. – What? Dead?
– Your husband is dead. Dead, dead.
Your husband is dead. Dead, he’s dead.
Your husband is dead. – Please stop, stop!
– Dead. – Stop, stop, stop!
Turn off. [buzzing] – Your first question
is printing. – Oh, my God. 20 milligrams
of your husband is dead. – Your husband is dead. Your husband is dead,
dead, dead. – Nurse!
– Your husband is dead. – Male nurse!
– Dr. Robot! – Dead, dead, dead.
– Not again! – Your husband is dead. [buzzing stops] [laughter] Your husband… is alive! – There you go.
– Oh, really? My husband is alive? – No! [laughs] Your husband is dead.
Your husband is dead. – Dr. Robot! [screaming] – Dead, your husband is dead.
– Robot, no! [screaming] – Your husband is dead. Dead. Your husband is dead.
Your husband is dead. Dead, dead.
Your husband is dead. [laughter] – Oh, no! He’s heading
for the children’s ward! [soft music] – There is another dimension
beyond that which any of us have seen. That place is known as the “five to six years
from now” zone. [laughter] [cheers and applause]

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