Stephen Reveals A Sketch Of The Serial Bomber


THANK YOU SO MUCH. WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. WITH THE MIDTERMS APPROACHING,
BEARING DOWN ON US, A LOT OF DEMOCRATS ARE ON EDGE,
ESPECIALLY TODAY, BECAUSE A SERIAL BOMBER HAS SENT EXPLOSIVE
DEVICES TO BARACK OBAMA, HILLARY CLINTON, MAJOR DEMOCRATIC DONOR
GEORGE SOROS, CONGRESSWOMAN DEBBIE WASSERMAN SCHULTZ, MAXINE
WATERS, AND CNN. AUTHORITIES DON’T HAVE A SUSPECT
YET, BUT BASED ON THE INTENDED TARGETS, THEY HAVE RELEASED THIS
SKETCH:( LAUGHTER )
THE FIRST, THE FIRST POTENTIAL VICTIM WAS GEORGE SOROS, WHO
RECEIVED A SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE ON MONDAY THAT CONTAINED A PIPE
BOMB THAT WAS LIKELY HAND DELIVERED. WELL, THAT WAS THOUGHTFUL. SO FEW MURDEROUS MANIACS ADD THE
PERSONAL TOUCH. ONE SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE WAS
DELIVERED TO CNN’S NEW YORK BUREAU, WHICH IS JUST UP THE
STREET FROM US HERE. AND AS THEY WERE REPORTING ON
THOSE OTHER BOMBS, THIS HAPPENED:
>>THE F.B.I. IS SAYING THAT THEY WERE RUDIMENTARY BUT
FUNCTIONAL. THAT MEANS THEY WERE EXPLOSIVE
DEVICES. AND TO HAVE PROJECTILES,
THAT’S–( SIREN )
EXCUSE ME. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FIRE ALARM
HERE. WE’LL KEEP YOU POSTED.( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: THAT’S IRONIC. THAT’S IRONIC. IT’S LIKE BACK WHEN “THE NEW
YORK TIMES” WAS REPORTING ON THE “TITANIC” AND THEIR OFFICES HIT
AN ICEBERG.( LAUGHTER )
>>Jon: YEAH, NOBODY DROWNED, THOUGH. NOBODY DROWNED.>>Stephen: WE GOT THAT PHOTY
FROM “THE NEW YORK TIMES,” I THINK. THAT’S FROM “NEW YORK TIMES.” CNN EVACUATED EVERYBODY FROM
THEIR OFFICES. I ASSUME WOLF BLITZER DID HIS
SHOW FROM THE SITUATION BODEGA.( LAUGHTER )
I’M BEING TOLD THAT WOLF BLITZER ACTUALLY DOES HIS SHOW FROM
WASHINGTON, AND– AND THAT I KNEW THAT, BUT I WANTED TO DO
THE JOKE ANYWAY. OKAY.( LAUGHTER ).>>Jon: YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.>>Stephen: NOW, WHITE HOUSE
PRESS SECRETARY SARAH HUCKA-SANDS, ISSUED A STRONG
STATEMENT: “WE CONDEMN THE ATTEMPTED
VIOLENT ATTACKS RECENTLY MADE AGAINST PRESIDENT OBAMA,
PRESIDENT CLINTON, SECRETARY CLINTON, AND OTHER PUBLIC
FIGURES.” ADDING, “P.S.: LOCK HER UP. LOCK HER UP.”( LAUGHTER )
THERE WAS ALSO A NICE STATEMENT BY VICE PRESIDENT AND MAN
PUTTING MORE CLOTHES ON YOU WITH HIS EYES–
( LAUGHTER )
MIKE PENCE, VICE PRESIDENT PENCE
TWEETED: “WE CONDEMN THE ATTEMPTED
ATTACKS AGAINST FORMER PRESIDENT OBAMA, THE CLINTONS, @CNN, AND
OTHERS. THESE COWARDLY ACTIONS ARE
DESPICABLE AND HAVE NO PLACE IN THIS COUNTRY. GRATEFUL FOR SWIFT RESPONSE OF
SECRETSERVICE, FBI, AND LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT. THOSE RESPONSIBLE WILL BE
BROUGHT TO JUSTICE.” THAT IS A NICE SENTIMENT. SO NICE THAT THE PRESIDENT,
INSTEAD OF MAKING HIS OWN STATEMENT, JUST RETWEETED,
ADDING, “I AGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY.”( LAUGHTER )
>>Jon: TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF HIS MOUTH.>>Stephen: FIRST OF ALL,–
( APPLAUSE )
FIRST OF ALL,–
( APPLAUSE )
WE FACT CHECKED THAT ONE. IT DOESN’T– IT DOESN’T WORK
OUT. YOU HAVE NO WHOLE HEART. AND SECOND, YOU’RE THE
PRESIDENT! THERE HAS BEEN AN ATTEMPTED
ATTACK ON TWO– TWO– PREVIOUS PRESIDENTS TODAY. THIS IS THE ONE TIME YOU CAN’T
THINK OF YOUR OWN TWEET? IT REMINDS ME OF LINCOLN’S FIRST
DRAFT OF THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS: “WHAT THAT FIRST GUY SAID.”( LAUGHTER )
“IT WAS GOOD. IT WAS REALLY GOOD WHAT HE SAID. THIS IS MY LINCOLN.” ANYWAY, LATER, LATER, TRUMP
ADDRESSED THIS DISTURBING ACT OF DOMESTIC TERRORISM.>>THE DEMOCRATS ARE TRULY THE
PARTY OF CRIME. THEY WANT TO DESTROY PEOPLE. THESE ARE REALLY EVIL PEOPLE.>>Stephen: I’M SORRY. THAT WAS HIM AT THE NATIONAL
PRAYER BREAKFAST. THIS IS WHAT THE PRESIDENT
ACTUALLY SAID.>>IN THESE TIMES, WE HAVE TO
UNIFY. WE HAVE TO COME TOGETHER. THAT’S A VERY BIPARTISAN
STATEMENT. I CAN TELL YOU FROM BOTH SIDES
>>BOTH SIDES MUST COME TOGETHER. CNN, THE CARAVAN NEWS NETWORK. BODY SLAM! BODY SLAM! SLAM BODY, BODY SLAM.( APPLAUSE )
WHEN THE BOMB WAS DISCOVERED OVER AT CNN, CNN WAS FIRST ON
THE SCENE.( LAUGHTER )
THEY EVEN– THEY’RE GOOD. THEY’RE REALLY GOOD.>>Jon: THEY WERE RIGHT ON IT.>>Stephen: AMAZING. THEY SENT THE TRUCKS OVER. THEY EVEN TELEVISED THE
SLOW-MOTION CAR CHASE AS THE N.Y.P.D. REMOVED THE DEVICE IN
THEIR BOMB TRUCK SEEN HERE SHAPED LIKE A BOMB. THAT’S THE SAME CHAMBER THEY
PLACE ANDERSON COOPER IN AND FILL IT WITH HIS ANTI-AGING
NUTRIENT BATH. AND THEM I THINK JODIE FOSTER
RIDES IT TO ANOTHER DIMENSION. SO, THEY GOT THE BOMB IN THE
BOMB TRUCK. WHERE ARE THEY TRUCKING THE
BOMB TO?>>SO WHERE DO THEY TAKE THAT
NOW? POPPY WAS REPORTING EARLIER THEY
TAKE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE BRONX.( LAUGHTER )
>>Jon: WHOA!>>Stephen: YEAH, YEAH.>>Jon: WOW!>>Stephen: GET IT OUT OF
HERE.>>Jon: GO AHEAD ON. GET IT ON OUT OF HERE. WE DON’T CARE.>>Stephen: THRCH, THERE IS A
SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE. WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW DANGEROUS IT
IS. LET’S TAKE IT SOMEPLACE WE DON’T
GIVE A (BLEEP) ABOUT. HOW ‘BOUT THE BRONX? JUST GET IT AWAY FROM MANHATTAN. WE HAVE TO PROTECT BUBBA GUMP
SHRIMP AT ALL COSTS.” OKAY. WE GOT THE M&M STORE. AFTER IT WAS SAFELY REMOVED, WE
GOT TO SEE AN IMAGE OF THE BOMB THAT WAS SENT TO CNN IN AN
EXCLUSIVE PHOTO OBTAINED BY ABC NEWS.( LAUGHTER )
YES, THAT’S ABC– THE TRUSTED NAME IN CNN NEWS. CAN WE SEE A CLOSE-UP OF THAT
BOMB? WE CAN’T SHOW THAT ON CBS. JIMMY, BLUR IT. NO, THE OTHER END. THANK YOU.( LAUGHTER )
OF COURSE– LOOKS LIKE A PENIS. OF COURSE, WHEN NEWS BREAKS LIKE
THIS, EVERYONE’S RUSHING TO GET THE INFORMATION OUT, AND
MISTAKES CAN HAPPEN, LIKE THIS TWEET FROM FOX NEWS:
“SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE SENT TO CNN CONTAINED SOME KIND OF WHITE
POWER.”>>Jon: WOW!>>Stephen: YEAH.>>Jon: IT DTHOUGH.>>Stephen: JUST A LITTLE BIT. A LITTLE BIT.>>Jon: A LITTLE BIT OF IT.>>Stephen: AN HONEST MISTAKE. FOX HAS SINCE TWEETED OUT
ANOTHER UNFORTUNATE ERROR: “WHITE HOUSE COMMITTED TO
FINDING PERPETRATOR, VOWS TO DO EVERYTHING THEY KLAN.”( LAUGHTER )
OF COURSE– WE MADE ONE OF THOSE UP. OF COURSE, LAST NIGHT– YOU GUYS
PLAY THE LOTTO? YOU GUYS PLAY THE LOTTO. LAST NIGHT AS YOU KNOW– SPOILER
ALERT– LAST NIGHT WAS THE DRAWING FOR THE ENORMOUS MEGA
MILLIONS LOTTERY JACKPOT. AND WE HAVE A WINNER, BECAUSE
LOTTERY OFFICIALS SAID EARLY WEDNESDAY THAT A SINGLE TICKET
PURCHASED IN SOUTH CAROLINA WON THE MASSIVE $1.6 BILLION
JACKPOT. NOW, WE DON’T KNOW WHO WON YET,
AND IT’S POSSIBLE THE WINNER’S IDENTITY MAY NEVER BE KNOWN. ALTHOUGH, WILL I SAY THIS, THIS
MORNING AT THE GREENVILLE, SOUTH CAROLINA,
WAFFLE HOUSE, DEBORAH CALHOUN DID ORDER EXTRA BISCUITS WITH
HER HASH BROWN BOWL. SO…>>Jon: SMOTHERED AND COVERED.>>Stephen: CHECK THAT OUT. CHECK OUT THAT SITUATION. HERE’S THE THING. I BOUGHT A LOTTERY TICKET. I’M FROM SOUTH CAROLINA. WHO’S TO SAY I’M NOT THE WINNER? ACTUALLY, I HAVE MY TICKET HERE,
LET’S CHECK THOSE WINNING NUMBERS:
5-28-62-65-70, WITH A MEGA BALL OF 5. OH, MAN! SO CLOSE. I ALSO HAD NUMBERS.

100 comments

  • Free - Knight TV Mario Frey-Ritter

    Trump demands respect but Maxime Waters has a low IQ, Hillary Clinton is to be imprisoned? This president is a mentally ill and must be stopped. The man has no decency and it will happen even more, because many red caps have weapons they will use against Democrats.

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  • Christopher Clayton

    And boy was that sketch correct

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  • Ardit

    Bring it to the Bronx!

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  • George B. Wolffsohn

    Maybe Trump misspelled "whole heartedly"? He meant HOLE – heartedly. BC there's definitely something wrong about his heart.

    Reply
  • red1 london

    Dear America,
    Please make the right choice,
    From Poland

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  • 1Tomrider

    Ironically, the MAGA bomber screams out tRump's slogan – MAGA but ~without~ the Orange Sphincter. Voting Blue next week is the first step. To decent GOP – put party loyalty aside this time. tRump isn't one of your party. He's out for himself only. Eisenhower and Reagan, not to mention Lincoln would be appalled.

    Reply
  • Hudaef Cares?

    Dear America,

    Ditch Trump.
    I love laughing at you
    But I love humanity more.

    From the Philippines

    PS I wish Duterte could come with him

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  • wattlesong

    Trumpski's terrorist #MAGAbomber did look like that sketch, but not slapped with TERRORIST charges, just some lame second tier charges.

    FBI did very well, since they chose to actually look for the perp this time.

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  • soysaucegirl2007

    Colbert was on fire. This was so sharp.

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  • Chari D.

    The Situation Bodega.

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  • Ted cox

    Ceasar was a motivational speaker who lived in a van down by the river. He did a wonderful business selling steroids at the local gym (true). He had a created a workout program that he was marketing on his site, the name of his health program is "Cardio Is For Chicks." (this is judging from his biceps coupled with morbid obesity). Now he is now famous, MAGA bomber. Congrat pal.

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  • PΓ©ter Alain Szpiriev

    I like this show. Really. Soros? smiley. The guy was clever but became a patzer. My plan was to go to this state now im reconsidering to live there but then I will be one hated and aleeady anthy migrant hated pro republicans white power americans? Mork and Mindy from Budapest Hungary. Budapest Hungary. ps.never underestimate Russian as they can make similar as Usa. from Budapest.

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  • Milton Hackett

    Hay assclam this is why you get bomb packages!

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  • Tobias Winter

    Vote or gtfo!

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  • Lisa Godin

    Dear America please make the right choice. From: The Universe!

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  • xin zeng

    military fail to have a decisive title in a barrage of mis mashed games with no coherent message

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  • xin zeng

    Colbert edits his video on mac sporting unknown processors

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  • xin zeng

    colbert readies for another video game to be released

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  • xin zeng

    trump claim project x is actually on steam

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  • Steve Schmengle

    Vote RED or you get more of this

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  • xin zeng

    conan interactive youtube show pit itself against project x 2 now released for steam

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  • John Pottorgg

    You know Trump is doing something right when all the left has is Colbert and Kimmel

    Reply
  • Blast Man

    0:32 did I just hear some music notes of FF7 Bombing mission theme?

    Woah O_O.

    Reply
  • NWinnStudio

    tfw no one got the Contact reference…

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  • Rolando Crisostomo

    How prophetic, …he got the hat right!!. Lol.

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  • kwayneg7

    $3.60 to mail a pipe bomb? fake bomb or fake news, maybe both? maybe if it was UPS Air but not the USPS. they accurately weigh their mail. who got fired? Β 
    p.s. 60 days and lotto winners become public records.

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  • xin zeng

    Colbert bashes mike pence for project x

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  • Donna Holloman

    This November is not a Presidential election, we cannot vote him out until 2020 😩 Sorry, Planet Earth.

    Reply
  • ARIES9327

    The guy looks like Bill Clinton

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  • David DeLaney

    Meanwhile, tonight (10/27, Saturday), two people quietly split the win on the SEVEN HUNDRED FIFTY MILLION dollar Powerball jackpot that had been accumulating while everyone went nuts over MegaMillions.

    –Dave, spoiler alert … it wasn't me this time either

    ps: but I may actually buy a ticket sometime soon

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  • Jonny Sevent

    0:25 Spot on, Stephen. Many a truth spoken in jest.

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  • Better Ad Results Are Possible

    Wow.

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  • peter wassink

    the Sketch turned out to be spot on!

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  • Joseph Jagusah

    All of these democratic leaders were terrorized, and you're cracking jokes? You're sick colbert.

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  • gaming islife

    Dam they did my borough dirty son of a b**

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  • Pat Ho

    The orange buffoon is so insincere and fake about the bi-partisan crap that it’s pathetic. He is totally responsible for all theses right wing wackos coming out of their holes.

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  • Analogous to Tower 7 : EPSTEIN 2020

    Not as successful as the Right Wing decimation of political opposition during the 60s: JFK, X, MLK, RFK, Ruben Salazar, etc. (not to mention, many Black Panthers, hippies, Unionists, and American Indian Movement members… And all the political prisoners that rotted in cells for 30-40 years). Just saying.

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  • ramo moreno

    Who wants 2 go 2 jail ?= trump's scared he fuckt-up , like a car chase in L.A he ain't stoping.Wants others 2 finish it 4 him but is taking usa with him?

    LOCK IT UP ! ! !?

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  • ramo moreno

    Dear America….if he can BANKRUPT a casino …making MEXICO grate again

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  • Judi Spackman

    Hummm! Think that man is a terrorist? Oh, right, though, it can't be a terrorist, that bomber terrorist is WHITE.—–right???

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  • Christine Inman

    I feel the bombs we drop all over the world every 11 minuets , that blow up and kill men woman and children ,is what we should really be looking at ! Not the bombs that did not go off not killing anyone ,we cause much more fear .

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  • Murrangurk2

    When was the last time the left assassinated aright wing president?
    And yet Fox news loses its shit when a dem (who are by no means left) says "when they go low we kick" and cry like babies at the "tone" of protestors.
    It's because they see themselves reflected and they are afraid of their own sickness.

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  • Non Wilson

    hahajajajA wonderful times….

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  • Gerard Kean

    It looked like a home made light sabre

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  • Sean McPherson

    Dear America: Stop the witch hunt of witches. From Russia.

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  • sylvain leger

    You are making fun of the shooting not cool man com on

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  • sylvain leger

    Give it up already with trump jokes it was funny but 2 year s of this nothing is funny no more sorry

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  • fabulousr2d2

    1k+ people from the Bronx didn't like this video lol

    Reply
  • vinh lam

    dont believe this talk show he belong to china lobby, also call illuminati or satanic 666

    Reply
  • SixStringSamurai85

    0:33 Intro of "Final Fantasy 7 – Bombing Mission" in the background πŸ™‚

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  • Roxann Watson

    What is up with your β€œband”? I noticed a drum set, a keyboard, possibly other stringed instruments,,,, so many times during your monologue I insert the tinkling if ivory, a patty-pat-boom, or a waa -wah. Is the band β€œtiming challenged”? A little back up guys! Dang.

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  • Strange Wayfaring Stranger

    Ha Colbert predicted the future. Even though it was like, "The sun will come out tomorrow" kind of prediction.

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  • Miller Time

    P.S. All the comments are people from other countries telling us to get the orange fool out of office

    Reply
  • Alabama Mothman

    We never ask anymore if the democrats are smart enough to understand.

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  • Gary Cooper

    When a fire alarm goes off at CNN while newsreaders are discussing bombs, that’s not ironic. That’s a striking coincidence, but there’s no irony there. Irony is when someone says the opposite of what is meant, or when actions have consequences opposite to those intended. For example, if a bomber tried to blow up George Soros, but blew up the Koch brothers instead, that would be ironic. Or if Stephen said β€œPipe bombs are good” (meaning they are bad), he would be speaking ironically.

    Reply
  • Charlie

    Dear America πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
    Please unfuck your country and do the right thing this time around
    From, Sweden πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ

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  • Belinda Gagelman

    You have no heart

    Reply
  • Sean Knutson

    Fox: DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT!!

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  • amongallothers

    Final Fantasy 7? @ 0:31

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  • Roxann Watson

    When will the appointed president grow a backkbone, acknowledge the real victims? Every time he comments, he tries to make it sound like "he" it the victim, he is a greedy, cry baby with no empathy, or skill to unite our country. He continues to play ignorant sheeple, that in itself is becoming more frightening. The only good to come out of all this is… Well, nothing.

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  • Sara

    I just voted – for the Democrats! Fingers crossed that we will all be in a new situation come November.

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  • Where in the world is Tyra Angelita?

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  • Autymn Maas

    That fake sketch was pretty good

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  • Mark Snyder

    Piss on democrats and Stephen dickface Colbert

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  • ReligiousZombie

    Make Murder Great Again! DUMP/STENCH 2020

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  • Amy Whittaker

    Dear America,

    Please don't mess up again..please don't let humanity die.

    From: New Zealand

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  • Jessica Zambrano

    when stephen jokingly yet accurately predicts the bomber

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  • Jeremie Bilodeau-pratte

    nice choice of music when he showed the sketch !

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  • A Oliver

    Wow these comments, you are all such sheep lol how do you not see the issue with this..democrat set-up so clear to see.

    Reply
  • John Echols

    Lame humor, Colbert is slipping

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  • Lopez Mario

    "Im your host Stephen Colbet"……… NO ONE CLAPPED!?!?!?! WTF??? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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  • adornoir

    My dearest Americans, please do the right thing in November!
    Sending love from Germany.

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  • Chris

    "Trump says "the Democrats are truly the party of crime" (Felix Sater /friend and ex advser of trump ,was the son of a ruthless russian mafia boss,Felix like to threaten people with "i 'll cut off your legs etc " )nice friends donald..See doc film about DT's friends on youtube (Zembla Doc film ).

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  • Andrew Bowers

    The comments on this video are all the same, because the same troll wrote them. How desperate!

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  • Nikola

    "They was right on him"

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  • Steve Schmengle

    VOTE RED OR WE ARE DEAD..VOTE BLUE AND WE A SCREWED AGAIN SOME MORE….NO MORE BARRYVILLE

    Reply
  • quizzabella

    Dear America, please go out and vote. I love so many of you and it's tragic what is happening to your presidency. Love from Britain.

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  • PutinWithAnimals

    The SINKING New York Times

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  • Telly Vin-a

    political extremists willing to commit violence: no better than isis, no better than terrorists

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  • Gonzo6389

    THIS GUY SUCKS

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  • ForeverMe543

    The president actually liked the attacks, that’s why he didn’t give a big tweet or anything. He’s the one who has been spewing hate speech and threatening people and encouraging his base to be violent. He’s proud.

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  • Janet A

    Zinshy1- PARADISE LOST states "the mind is its own place and in itself can either make a hell of heaven or a heaven of hell." Trump expects us to endure his HELL. And some ignorant Americans with the help of the corrupt GOP and the corrupt Electoral College have aided this debacle.

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  • Elena Christian

    Anyone remember Sarah PAlin putting people in the crosshairs? This has been going on for awhile.

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  • Steve Schmengle

    Seriously Vote Red of you get more of this his .

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  • Yoder023

    Dear America,
    Please go out and vote to end this nightmare.

    From, America

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  • Shawn

    bomb the trumptards

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  • the mouth of Sauron

    stephen is fucking HILARIOUS!

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  • Alun Churcher

    trumps hair on his left side on the cast is grey/white so keep eye on his hair for his next coloring job on yellow

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  • Alun Churcher

    off the canadian cost there an island called pen island their web address or at least used to be pen.is.com

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  • Tucker Bowen

    5:08 can someone please tell me what he's referencing?

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  • cyan pepper

    Dear America:
    You whack nickgah! Straight up whack.

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  • fabian lopez

    2:06 love that picture of her

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  • fabian lopez

    3:53 trumps double in the background.

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  • MATINUSKA THUNDRRPHUKK

    I got cherr pipe bomb right here, suck on it Donnie until I blow !!!

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  • Andy L

    Oh God that comment about the bronx totally caught me off guard. He was so cavalier. Jesus lol

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  • dark nizz

    see the worlds saying,dont be a dumbass …….vote republican!!!!!!!!! and stephen not to worry, one day you will get writers who make you funny and relevant again………..i mean they had tons of material from the democratic debate but sadly thought your trump impersonation bit was funnier………..so sad whatcha gonna do when the republicans win again?your 15 minutes are about up……………

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  • Samantha Carrion

    ❀❀❀ Stephen Colbert!!!

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  • Alex Landherr

    At 2:26, Conservative Pillsbury Dough Boy and VP Mike Pence.

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  • Peggy Trawick

    I shot the Sheriff but I did not kill the Tariffs

    Reply
  • art lazono

    @00:02 about 4 people kinda cheered for SC?!!!!!!

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