Stop Pitching Sketches About Other Cast Members


(funky music) – [Grant] So, it’s like, a
little piece of equipment that you’d see in a Science Lab, and I’m looking through it. Suddenly… you can see it. – Grant, are you pitching
a microscope again? No, don’t… Okay, does anyone
else have any other ideas? Siobhan? You’ve been out for a year, do you have anything? – How about if you wanna see
something that’s really small.. – No, this is a microscope again. People, I don’t know why
we have these meetings if no one’s gonna do any work. Does anyone have anything? – I have some ideas. – Whoa, wait, really? – Yeah. – Oh, that’s great, well let’s hear them. – Okay, my first idea is called “Guy desperately needs a
public speaking class”, it’s just about this guy
who struggles painfully to explain himself in
front of his co-workers. – Oh, well, what do you plan
on happening in this sketch? – I guess it’ll take place
during like a presentation at work, maybe, for
example, a pitch meeting, something like that. – Oh, Katie, that really sounds like you’re talking about Grant. – No! No, I’m not. It’s a
character I’m working on. I’m just trying to workshop it. You know, if you guys don’t like it, I have plenty of other ideas. Um, here, this one’s called “The woman who was lucky to have Celiacs because nothing else
about her is interesting”. – Katie, is this about me? – Why would you assume that? – Because you know I have Celiacs. – It’s about somebody
else! You’re paranoid. – Okay, well, do you have any other ideas? We already did a Celiacs sketch. – Fine, um, here’s one called “Guy who needs to realize wearing a hat indoors is super bad manners”. – Okay, uh, then what happens? – I think it’s just about this guy, he thinks it’s like a fashion
statement to have a hat on, but really he looks dumb,
and it’s something that he shouldn’t be wearing all the time, especially not indoors. – Okay, that’s clearly about me, I’m wearing a hat right now! – Do you have any ideas
that are not about us? – None of those are about you! Wow, talk about self-centered. Here, I have a bunch more. Here’s “Guy who was tall but
in an uncomfortable way”. – You… – Wow, great conversation. – Katie, you’re being very mean to Grant. You know he can’t help it. – “Woman who has been in America too long to still have a British accent”. – Fuck you! – No, fuck you! – No, fuck you. This is
just the way that I speak. I’m not doing a bit, this is me, this is my voice. – Geez Louise, PC culture. – Guys, guys, guys, come on, okay? – Here we go, “Raphael
assumes we’re friends, but really, he shouldn’t”. – You didn’t even try
to disguise that one, you have Raphael in the title. (Grant hums) – I know a lot of Raphaels, my god, I have at least three others
– alright lets calm down – No you don’t!
– Okay, guys (Grant humming) – Stop lying! – Lets all remember,
we’re all friends here, okay, can we just get back to the meeting? – If you have a problem
with us you should just say it to our faces instead of doing this passive-aggressive
pitching about it bullshit. – My final pitch “Terrible and stupid boss can’t get control over his writers”. – Okay, Katie, that’s clearly about me. – No, it’s not about you, Trapp. – Yes it is! – Ugh. – Okay, okay fine, okay all
the sketches are about you. Where else am I supposed
to get material from. All I see is you! God, I’m
just so sick of all of you, I can’t stand it anymore! (door slams) – Wow Okay, well, does anyone else have pitches? That isn’t a microscope. That is not a microscope! Alright, well, I guess we’ll
just have to do one of Katie’s. – Ohh… (light guitar music) – So tell me a bit about yourself. – I have Celiac Disease. – Hey folks, what can I get for ya? – I have Celiac Disease. – Hi, it’s Katie Marovitch
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100 comments

  • Zach Over

    Why do they all have Egyptian pyramids on their laptops

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  • Lillian Swaim

    Grant is a great cryer.

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  • Shriswaroop Sathyan

    There are always images of Pyramid in any laptop shots … I have noticed this in few other videos too.. 🙄😮😮

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  • Цветелина Димовска

    Why Tf Davon is looking at piramids😂😂

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  • FoxyPirateFox9054

    "f*ck you"
    "no f*ck you"
    "hey no, f*ck you"
    Nice

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  • FoxyPirateFox9054

    Desc.: Writer – Katie Marovitch
    WOW XD

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  • Chayo Everett

    oh wow

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  • Hiro Carupu

    **All of your sketches are about each other**

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  • DravenGal

    Grant’s face is legit breaking my heart…💔💔💔

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  • TheDoctor660

    Siobhan is so hot in this daaammmnn ❤️💙💚

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  • Fishstickz 5000

    I unironically feel bad for Grant

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  • Founding Father

    Why is the British chick just looking at pictures of the pyramids in Egypt?

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  • Carolina Dias

    I feel like Grant 90% of the time.

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  • Ѕмσl и' Ѕαlту

    i (and i cannot stress this enough) love katie immensely.

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  • Lxst Divine

    Seeing grant cry actually hurts me tbh

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  • Kaya Kendal

    "Katie you're being really mean to Grant… you know he can't help it" 😂 dead

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  • Yeetus Skeetus

    Why do I feel more emotion for grant than I do for my sibling

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  • Hworld

    why y'all looking at the great pyramids tho lol .. anyways love from Egypt guys

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  • JakeGoesOnline

    So the sketch was funny
    But the ending payoff just didn’t really work

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  • Kit Kat

    grant is honestly me

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  • Kit Kat

    i have celiacs disease i have celiacs disease

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  • matthew welker

    why are they all looking a pictures at pyramids?

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  • Raymond Wood

    Why dies trapp look like benny from fallout new vegas?

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  • Mpondo Mkhunyana

    i love katie shes soo adorable

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  • K Mac

    I’m surprised they didn’t mention Trapp killing Patt

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  • mikhail fuentes

    whats with the two people just searching pictures of pyramids ?

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  • Gabrielle Boileau

    They’re all looking at pictures of pyramids lmao

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  • Pete p.

    How about a sketch about a horse faced white woman who's mean and talks in a chipmunk voice that's going through puberty.

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  • Church Shepherd

    Grant is so cute.

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  • Lorenzo Castilloveitia

    Grant’s raw sad expression physically hurts me

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  • Milkee Tea

    Two people are looking at pictures of desserts and I'm so
    Confused

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  • Chuckle Honeybear

    Pyramids.

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  • PatheticTV

    I have a pitch about Siobhan: She used to be on a channel called 'Anglophenia' and can do 17 different British accents.
    Ok, that's not a sketch but you could make it into one somehow

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  • Deox

    Why do they all have pyramids on their laptops.

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  • Tuxedobird

    I feel so bad for grant, 10/10 acting.

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  • Amavex T.

    They're just looking at pyramids.

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  • Private Citizen

    I did not laugh but I smiled so much my cheeks hurt a bit.

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  • dr3am3r

    Grants crying is making me cry

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  • dr3am3r

    You

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  • Initialhornet39

    Like how Raph made a sketch called "Grant forgets he sucks"

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  • Rounak Bhattacharjee

    'mmmm'
    'mmmmmm'
    'mmmmmummmmm'

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  • gottahavefaithe

    Grant with the bit about the microscope at the beginning was too good oh man. That little finger shake Grant does after Siobhan also pitched it I loled

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  • Chadwick MacArthur

    I like Katie tho she is an every man's dream woman ..cute face evil heart ..I got a small crush on her

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  • Zack A

    i wanna hug grant omg u poor soul dont listen to her

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  • Seraphendipity

    The irony being, of course, that the final bit is about Ally's rudeness and passive-aggressiveness — they did to her as she was intending to do unto them

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  • TheEleventh805 Gamer

    Why does Grant remind me of Tiny Cooper from Will Grayson, Will Grayson (John Green anyone?)?

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  • Liza Saakadze

    What’s up with pyramids?

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  • Overheating Milk

    I hate Katie now

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  • Zersieth

    Just because someone from an different county stays in America for a long time doesn’t mean they lose their accent

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  • Avery Trujillo

    Funniest shit ever

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  • Green-Eyed Psycho

    You can see Grant's unadulterated ANGUISH in his face

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  • ZumziTheGoAnimator2005

    Grant's tears are priceless.

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  • Ta Hop

    Grant is the best character in this sketch

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  • RaccFoon

    damn thats a nice pyramid

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  • Sophie Giles

    I love how Katie actually wrote this sketch and had to pitch it to the others.

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  • Sir 'Quellin Esquire IV

    Throwback to Grant being a waiter?

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  • Alejandrah C

    Grant is me at work 😂😓😭

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  • Emma The Enigma

    I mean, telling everyone you have Celiac's disease when you're about to choose food is kinda reasonable…

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  • Kari VanPelt

    "guy is tall but in an uncomfortable way"

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  • WeirdAH

    2:18 Everything in the this scetch is so mean but this one is SO true!

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  • Dean Brook

    Why are all you mother fuckers looking at pyramids

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  • Vivienne Ashrain

    Why are they searching pyramids?

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  • Greg

    They always look at pyramids on their computers

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  • Jorens Raitums

    1:47 illuminati

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  • M K

    This is every single group project in which we have to write a skit

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  • 10r

    I'm grant :C

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  • sarahx87

    i feel you grant

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  • Generic Username

    SOFAS AND MICROSCOPES ARE FUNNY

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  • an gela

    aw Grant 🙁

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  • Stage Zero

    I love how everyone is looking at images o pyramids

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  • Shinitai Chan

    I love how Raphael and Siobhan's laptops are just on pyramid pictures.

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  • SoDamTiny

    And that's how Katie started getting her cocaine addiction

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  • Marcel

    Lol that sketch was actually written by Katie

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  • Dodec84

    TIL Mike is their 'boss'

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  • Ichijo Festival

    God, I wish I had Celiac's.
    I wonder if anyone would find my Tourette's interesting.

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  • Cameron Alexander

    "How do microscopes work" turned into killing off the baby boomers, yeah he definitely doesn't articulate his thoughts well to the group…

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  • TCt83067695

    cant believe it took them 2 years to do Grant's microscope pitch

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  • Joseph Delahunty

    Who’s here after they made a microscope sketch?

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  • Ely Dela Peña Jr.

    hahaha, katie is savage, 😂😂😂

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  • Repot Sirkay

    Why is no one mentioning why everyone is looking at pyramids?

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  • Julia Slymaster

    Why are 2 of them looking at pictures of sand dunes

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  • Lucas

    Grant is bisexual?

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  • GAMING LEGEND

    Is nobody gonna mention how everyone is looking at pyramids on their laptops?

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  • maulerXX

    Katie sketches are the best sketches

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  • Amatsu Kami Mikaboshi

    Passive Agressive Katie

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  • Zephyr Nace-Beach

    I like how everyone is always looking at pyramids

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  • Bianca EyeBee

    I loved Grant so much in this sketch. Not only the sad face he kept the entire time but when he started humming for no reason?? Weird choice, i loved it.

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  • hehe he

    I've watched this video at least 4 times and I laugh every time.

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  • Kaylee Willow

    Grant is a big mood in this.

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  • SEAN MATHEWS

    Why are they looking at pictures of deserts

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  • Jakob Powers

    Sad grant makes me sad

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  • Steven Qu

    Is Grant making a crying face or trying not to laugh?

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  • River /Brooks

    At least her her ideas are better that a microscope

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  • Aaron Anand

    "College" humor

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  • Benjaminn Topete

    If I was trapp I would definitely green light that sketch about the thing you look through to see some thing small.

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  • purplecatlover1825 randompizza

    Um what about a sketch about a thing you look into to see really tiny things.

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  • Christian Madar

    I love grant

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  • i eat cocaine

    grant feels personally attracted rn

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  • Francesc del Arca

    why yall looking at pyramids?

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  • JMarchel

    I love the idea that the idea of this sketch was passive aggressively pitched by Katie to shit on other people who passive aggressively pitch ideas about other people to shit on them

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