Substitute Teacher – Key & Peele


[bell rings] – ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, Y’ALL. I’M Y’ALL’S SUBSTITUTE TEACHER,
MR. GARVEY. I TAUGHT SCHOOL FOR 20 YEARS
IN THE INNER CITY, SO DON’T EVEN THINK
ABOUT MESSING WITH ME. Y’ALL FEEL ME?
– MM-HMM. – OKAY.
LET’S TAKE ROLL HERE. JAY QUELLIN. WHERE’S JAY QUELLIN AT? NO JAY QUELLIN HERE? – [clears throat]
– YEAH. – UH, DO YOU MEAN JACQUELINE? – OKAY. SO THAT’S
HOW IT’S GONNA BE. Y’ALL WANNA PLAY. OKAY, THEN. I GOT MY EYE ON YOU,
JAY QUELLIN. BALAKAY. WHERE IS BALAKAY AT? THERE’S NO BALAKAY HERE TODAY? YES, SIR. – MY NAME IS BLAKE.
– BL… ARE YOU OUT
OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND? [mocking voice] BLAKE.
WHAT? DO YOU WANNA GO TO WAR, BALAKEY?
– NO. – ‘CAUSE WE COULD GO TO WAR.
– NO. – I’M FOR REAL.
I’M FOR REAL. SO YOU BETTER CHECK YOURSELF. DEE-NICE. IS THERE A DEE-NICE? IF ONE OF Y’ALL SAYS
SOME SILLY-ASS NAME… THIS WHOLE CLASS
IS GONNA FEEL MY WRATH. NOW, DEE-NICE.
– DO YOU MEAN DENISE? – SON OF A BITCH! YOU SAY YOUR NAME RIGHT,
RIGHT NOW. – DENISE?
– YOU SAY IT RIGHT. – DENISE.
– CORRECTLY. – DENISE.
– RIGHT. – DENISE.
– RIGHT. – DEE-NICE.
– THAT’S BETTER. – [sighs]
– THANK YOU. NOW, AY-AY-RON. WHERE ARE YOU? WHERE IS AY-AY-RON RIGHT NOW? NO AY-AY RON, HUH? WELL, YOU BETTER BE SICK,
DEAD, OR MUTE, AY-AY-RON! – HERE.
OH, MAN. – WHY DIDN’T YOU ANSWER ME
THE FIRST TIME I SAID IT, HUH? – HUH?
– YOU KNOW, I’M JUST ASKING YOU. I SAID IT,
LIKE, FOUR TIMES. SO WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY IT THE
FIRST TIME I SAID, “AY-AY-RON?” – BECAUSE IT’S PRONOUNCED
“AARON.” – SON OF A BITCH!
[clattering] YOU DONE MESSED UP, AY-AY RON,
NOW TAKE YOUR ASS ON DOWN TO OH-SHAG-HENNESY’S OFFICE
RIGHT NOW AND TELL HIM EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID! – WHO?
– OH-SHAG-HENNESY! – PRINCIPAL O’SHAUGHNESSY? – GET OUT OF MY GODDAMN
CLASSROOM BEFORE I BREAK MY FOOT OFF
IN YOUR ASS! INSUBORDINATE… AND CHURLISH. TYM-OH-THEE. – PRESENT.
– THANK YOU!

100 comments

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  • victor main

    im a teacher and i truly appreciate this skit ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Jim Fromearth

    Denice hot๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’•!

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  • Inigo Mozo

    That's officer Tenpenny

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  • Jon Mccracken

    D NICE ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Margit Ouma

    "My name is Blake"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Farouk Koko

    "WHATEVER U SAY A-ARON"
    johnny cage

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  • Isaac Helt

    Ladies and gentlemen, I found it

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  • Krimzin Art

    lol!

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  • mlm2099

    I found this video by accident. Too funny

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  • AรŸ vines

    This guy looks like Dwayne Johnsons left testicle

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  • Savage Nelson 12

    " If One Of Y'all Says Some Silly Ass Name This Whole Class is Gonna FEEL MY WRATH

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  • ChickenCatch

    man. back when comedy was good and people werent scared of being called ''RaCisT'' have some goddamn humour people

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  • paul kersey

    it's funny because negros have ridiculous names.

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  • Happy Slappy

    Pre-sent.

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  • trap city94

    1:02 vOiCe cRaCk

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  • Toasty Boi

    Malakay.

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  • Viktor Hill

    Blaaake, what? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Usualcity ใƒ„

    2:17 my dad in a nutshell when he gets mad

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  • Salty Soc3rSkin

    This was Barak Obamaโ€™s anger translator.

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  • Dino Rights

    Do you mean Jacqueline mr gravy so you have chosen death

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  • lillian hunt

    Everyone in my Spanish class calls a Blake Balake and we had to show him this video to make him understand

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  • Marc Chandler

    Ay Ayeron

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  • Alan Parson

    "Dee-nice?"

    "Yes?"

    "How would you like Deez Nuts?"

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  • Michael

    Whoโ€™s here in 2020? ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ

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  • Grooby Boi

    Wait there on sex Ed elementary health classes suck everybody just makes a baby if themselves

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  • Ross Russell

    Denise is fucking hot

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  • ChriZyourboy 23

    Hahah this shit killed me a lot

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  • Abdi Abdullahi

    Absolute legend

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  • Abdi Abdullahi

    My mans hair line is shaped like the McDonaldโ€™s hairline

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  • Abdi Abdullahi

    Timothy what a legend

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  • meCOOL youFOOL

    Lol the black teacher only understands the black student okay buddy

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  • jUst a raNdom sTranger

    God, how come i've just discovered them recently? They really are funny!

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  • Aaron Green

    I hate this

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  • Sofia Maharani

    finally something entertaining YOUTUBE RECOMMENDATIONS U THE REAL ONE

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  • Vin Lee

    wheres the vietnamese student's name version?

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  • Theresa Shaw

    I got fired for saying this at triage…. guess some people can't take a joke

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  • CallMeh BlueRaspberry

    A moment of silence for โ€œJay-Quellinโ€™sโ€ hand raising techniques

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  • Some Dude

    I believe this is the wrong class or..
    Just the wrong list of students.

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  • starstruckt

    A A RON!

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  • Punk Rock

    You dont find this video, this video finds you

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  • AmuckAaron

    As Aaron, this bit ruined my life

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  • Indah Budiarti

    This is my fav eps of key & peele ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • tobywatcher

    Blaaaayyyke

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  • kal simon

    Not O'shack Hennessy classroom๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†

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  • Hamid Khabbazan

    I would hate this teacher, like really badly hate him

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  • El Vivacious

    His face when he said the principals name ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Father Offive

    I always call my son A'Aron. If he messes up, of he course he done messed up A'Aron! His name is Aaron.

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  • Xander Drew

    2:17 SON OF A BITCH! Pushes everything of table

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  • Aaron Culey

    feels bad cus of my name… my whole damn school calls me this now…. they have for 2 years

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  • Alfonzo Langley

    You done messed up Aa Aaron!!!!! Now take you ass to oshakhinsitys; office and tell him what you did

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  • Queen Free fire

    Who came here after watching gacha life

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  • GanjaGoku 69420

    Insubordinate…
    And ChUrLiSh

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  • raul yanez cortes

    Deenice

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  • Mason Peters

    "Here!, awww mannn…."

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  • Aaron Playz

    A-Aron ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Radha K. Ugo

    25k Substitute teachers disliked this video.

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  • Brailux

    Comment down below if this is better than Stranger Things

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  • Mohammed Zakee

    โ€˜Get our of my goddamn classroom before I break my foot up in your assโ€™

    Love this Line.

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  • Ben Stang

    lol black people can't talk

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  • RadioactiveGirl00

    LOL, this will always be a classic to me

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  • joifire

    Omg

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  • Mahershala Karim

    This is the first video of Key and Peele that I ever watched. And from then, itโ€™s been a marathon.

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  • commonwealpanther

    Insubordinate. And churlish.

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  • 03snafubar31

    7 years later this is still so hilarious. The supporting actors/actresses were great!

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  • Rubber

    These two made my middle school years

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  • SIMPLE VIEW CLAN kansai

    "Jay-queelin"

    – bald man 2019

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  • DJandAnia Vlogs

    Forever and ever my favorite sketch! This should be written in history.

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  • Mr pugtato 84

    They should do one about Starbucks

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  • more espresso less depresso

    next thing you know thereโ€™s someone named Jayquellin and he pronounces it Jacqueline.

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  • AAronIsWEIRD

    To me,being called AAron is more of a complement than an insult.

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  • Ali Moravej

    Plot twist: He was pronouncing their names right and they were trolling him. LONG LIVE THE SUB

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  • Dalis Delia

    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • Dj Pyromania OFFICIAL

    0:26 she raised her left hand, but then at 0:28 it shows her right hand raised instead

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  • Summer Kelly

    lawd, I can watch this everyday and still laugh like its the first time I have ever seen it….

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  • Marwan Sreti

    Take your ass to "o shack hennessy" lol

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  • Arthur Morgan

    Aaron could have said I didnโ€™t want to interrupt you thatโ€™s why I didnโ€™t say here

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  • Derek Walker

    He should do a David Goggins impersonation..

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  • LeftHand Monarch

    I always thought this was a skit referencing the fact that ethnic names are often mispronounced by teachers, sometimes even on purpose.

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  • R4ndom Randy

    The Perfect Substitute Teacher doesnโ€™t exi….

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  • tayla lewis

    all right listen up yall. i'm yalls substitute teacher, mr garvey. i taught school for 20 years in inner-city, so don't even think about messing with me. yall feel me?

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  • David Landin

    Get out of my God damn class before I break my foot off in your ass

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  • Texarro

    Still funny, even after six years

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  • Eric willem bywater

    Hmm binki size s to wear

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  • Gonex

    sooo…how come this has 176m views?

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  • Gonex

    i dont get it

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  • DrHavok1

    Lmao this is still my favorite…watch it like twice a month

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  • Antonio xcecutor2

    Couldโ€™ve said TImothy lol

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  • D T

    De Nice?

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  • Kevin Liu

    Who was Jaclyn and why does she look so familiar

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  • Tang Ke

    Coach pine early career

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  • B. Madina

    What I don't get is why Dave Chappelle hates on Key and Peele so hard. This always happens with entertainers, especially black entertainers how they hate on each other. They do their own thing, they are funny. Does Chappelle really think he was the first person to make comedy skits and turn them into a show? Dude is a little jealous and salty because he decided to disappear and these two started getting shine and when old Dave came back he wasn't happy and not too funny anymore either. He does the same ole "racial humor" and trump jokes as every other liberal comedian. Dave, stop hating!

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  • My Type

    176 million views

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  • Jason LD

    This is probably the 10th time I'm here. And every time I come here, Keegan's acting amazes me.

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  • Markise Daniels

    A moment of silence for all of the Aarons who were affected by this video.

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  • S Ali

    'You wanna go to war, Beele-n-Key!'

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  • S Ali

    … so nobody picked Principal's name, Key earned fastest life time achievement award.

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  • Nitrous Playz

    A-ARON

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  • Eilis Walsh

    This is what it's like for me every day having an Irish name, lol.

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  • Manchester United

    YOU SAY YOUR NAME RIGHT. RIGHT NOW!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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