Crucible Cast Party [feat. Lin-Manuel Miranda] – SNL

>>WITCHCRAFT CAN BE A WICKED THING, JOHN PROCTOR.>>HE CANNOT HIDE HIS SINS ANY MORE.>>HE HAS HIS GOODNESS NOW. I SHALL NOT TAKE IT FROM HIM.>>GOD REST HIS SOUL. ♪♪♪>>OH, HEY. WE JUST FINISHED OUR HIGH SCHOOL PERFORMANCE OF “THE CRUCIBLE.” >>AND WE DIDN’T MESS UP AT ALL.>>SO NOW IT’S TIME TO GET NASTY AT THE HORNIEST EVENT IN TOWN.>>THAT’S RIGHT. IT’S THE CAST PARTY.>>THIS YEAR IT’S AT CODY SHUCK’S HOUSE.>>AND WE’RE GOING TO RIP IT UP ALL NIGHT UNTIL 11:45.

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Comedy Sketch | talking Budgie ( Parakeet ) | Has Fun

Yo, what do you mean by hee haaa come here here mr Budgie What did you say? All right, I get it you wanna me be a cowboy Let’s do it. heee haaaa I am now a cowboy. Yeah, yeah. Are you satisfied? Mr. Budgie? Ok, OK . Alright. Thanks Thank You Man. Thank you. Thank you enough enough, please Thank you here here here here Enough enough enough. Let’s move on Are you ready? What? Ok. Ok. Take a

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Key & Peele – Consequences

[school bell rings] [indistinct chatter] OKAY, STUDENTS, SETTLE DOWN. SETTLE DOWN. THAT INCLUDES YOU, MR. RODRIGUEZ. DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THE MILK CARTON OFF OF YOUR HEAD? THANK YOU SO MUCH. WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST TODAY. HE’S FROM THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, AND HE’S A FORMER GANG MEMBER, AND HE’S COMING HERE THIS MORNING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT LIFE CHOICES. SO, PLEASE, GIVE A WARM CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL WELCOME TO DONNIE HERRERA. [applause] – I USED TO BE JUST

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Key & Peele – Black Ice

[dramatic music] – GOOD EVENING, ST. PAUL. IT’S YOUR CITY NEWS AT 5:00. I’M JAMIE THRONEBURG. – AND I’M MARCY WHITCHURCH. WINTER WEATHER ADVISORIES ARE IN EFFECT ACROSS CENTRAL MINNESOTA TONIGHT. WITH MORE ON THAT, WEATHERMAN ISAAC LABUDA. ISAAC. – THANKS, MARCY. A MAJOR SYSTEM IS ZIPPING ACROSS THE REGION. OUTSIDE TEMP RIGHT NOW, 8 DEGREES, BUT IT FEELS LIKE 20 BELOW. JAMIE. – WELL, STAY OFF THE ROADS IF YOU CAN, FOLKS. LOTS OF REPORTS OF BLACK ICE. –

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Rowan Atkinson is Doctor Who | Comic Relief

You are doomed, Doctor. Doomed! You are piloting your TARDIS into a deadly trap, and even you will not suspect until it’s far too late. You know if you’re going to spy on me, you really should turn the speaker off. What? Ho- my dear Doctor, after our many centuries of conflict, naturally I wished you to know that your certain death … is now … certain! But even you will never suspect that your destruction awaits you on planet

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NSFW Sand Sculptor – Mini-Mocks

– It takes a million years for a mountain to crumble into sand, but it takes me just over an hour to turn all that sand into one big penis. My name’s Craig, and I make sand sculptures that you probably wouldn’t want your boss to see. Ever since I was a kid, I’ve loved two things, making sandcastles and the naked human body. It’s taken me many years, but I found a way to bring these two passions together.

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Key & Peele – Airplane Continental

There you go. Excuse me. Oh, excuse me, sir. Are you sitting in 26G? Yes. Have I done something wrong? No, no, no, no, we just wanted to ask if you would mind switching seats so that a mother and a child could sit together. But I’m back there. Right, yeah, but you’d actually be sitting here… [gentle harp flourish] Which is in Economy Plus. It’s actually an upgrade. Upgrade, you say. Mm-hmm. Economy Plus. Yes, sir. Oh. Don’t mind

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