Zoo Pornographer – SNL

>>GOOD MORNING, GOOD PEOPLE, GOOD NEWS. IT’S “GOOD DAY, DENVER.” >>IT’S 7:00 A.M. IN DENVER ON THIS BEAUTIFUL SUNNY DAY. I’M JANET LORADO DIEKMAN ALONGSIDE ALAN “FUN TIE” OVERBROOK.>>WHAT? THIS COUNTRY IS A MESS. I THOUGHT I WOULD HELP BRIGHTEN THINGS UP WITH A FUN TIE.>>BRIGHT IS RIGHT! WHERE ARE MY RAY-BANS, GEEZ!>>COME ON! >>LOTS GOING ON THIS MORNING? BUT FIRST, LET’S CHECK IN WITH OUR FIELD REPORTER, DONNA HEMING WHO IS AT THE DENVER ZOO WITH DANNY BANGS. A

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Adult Magazine Discovery (Chibi Going Through Puberty)

*WARNING* Hey you guys! My name is… Chibi Derf! *Maniacal Laughing* So my mom went to the store, and I have nothing to do.. I was thinking we should look through the TRASH! THIS IS EXCITING! BOOM! Trash can! The way you open a trash can is: You just slowly, gently- DYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Wait, what’s that? *Serial Killer Panting* Oh, not as exciting as I presumed.. That looks like a WOMAN! Does that TIIICKLE?? *Questionable Sounds* WE’RE GONNA HAVE FUN WITH

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I Am Going to Read Your Mind – Magic Trick

I’m gonna read your mind today. through the screen. Get ready. Three mind tricks. We’re starting with the first one. and what’s really cool, is at the end of this video, I’ll tell you how you can read your friends’ minds, too. So the first trick. Think of a number between one and ten. Got the number? Good. Multiply that number times two. If you need your phone calculator right now, If you’re pulling it out, that’s totally fine. Okay,

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Stupid Design Fails That Are Hard To Believe Actually Happened

Designing is all about creativity… …an eye for detail and good judgment. Still, mistakes are inevitable. But some of these design fails… …don’t just qualify for mistakes, though. They range from silly to stupid… …and downright outrageous! Let’s check ’em out! This crazy wedding card displays… …the lucky bride and groom suspended, seemingly as if they’d just hung themselves. Not exactly the kind of honeymoon… …most of us had in mind. Whoever fixed this baby advert to this buzz… …must

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“Meet Achmed the Dead Terrorist” | Spark of Insanity | JEFF DUNHAM

– [Jeff] Good evening Achmed. – [Achmed] Good evening… infidel. – So you’re a terrorist. – Yes. I am a terrorist. – What kind of terrorist? – A terrifying… Terrorist. (crowd laughs) Are you scared? – Not really, no. (growls) – And now? – Not really, no. (screams) – How about now? – No. – Goddammit. (crowd laughs and applauds) Oh. Oh. I mean- Allah dammit. (crowd laughs) Silence! I kill you! (crowd laughs) – So, Achmed- – No, no.

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Did it help? | Baroness von Sketch show

Hey, uh, Janet. Hey. How ya doing? Yeah, pretty good. Yeah, you’re good? Yeah. -Good. Um, I was just, um, reflecting on yesterday, you know, when you put that Facebook post up asking for people to send in funny pics, uh, because you were feeling down. Oh yeah. The one that I posted, did it-did it help? Yeah sure did. It did? -Yeah. It was the one, uh, with the llama with the grass on its head. Yes that was

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