>>GOOD MORNING, GOOD PEOPLE, GOOD NEWS. IT’S “GOOD DAY, DENVER.” >>IT’S 7:00 A.M. IN DENVER ON THIS BEAUTIFUL SUNNY DAY. I’M JANET LORADO DIEKMAN ALONGSIDE ALAN “FUN TIE” OVERBROOK.>>WHAT? THIS COUNTRY IS A MESS. I THOUGHT I WOULD HELP BRIGHTEN THINGS UP WITH A FUN TIE.>>BRIGHT IS RIGHT! WHERE ARE MY RAY-BANS, GEEZ!>>COME ON! >>LOTS GOING ON THIS MORNING? BUT FIRST, LET’S CHECK IN WITH OUR FIELD REPORTER, DONNA HEMING WHO IS AT THE DENVER ZOO WITH DANNY BANGS. A
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-Welcome back. We’re here with Colin Jost and Michael Che. Jost, you guys both made some sketch appearances, which doesn’t happen that often on the show. You were in a Kool-Aid commercial, which — There you go. -Yes. Michael Che cast me in his Kool-Aid commercial. -Yeah. -We’re basically only put in sketches — at least me — when they say, “We have no cast available.” -Right. -The shoot’s at 5:00 a.m. Only Jost will come. -You’re cheaper than hiring
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-Fred, I know you get a little humble, a little shy when I praise you, but I have to praise you. You — And I said this backstage — You are a renaissance man. You know so much about so many things. And, then, backstage you were telling me that you are an art connoisseur. At a level that I did not appreciate. -Oh, yeah. I love art. -And I knew you loved art, but you told me that you
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-Fred, we were talking backstage, and I was saying this about you, and you were humble about it, but I believe it is true — you are a renaissance man. And one thing that is true about you that I don’t think a lot of people know is, you were saying backstage, you have an art historian’s knowledge of every painting ever painted. -Yeah, every, single one. [ Laughter ] -I could show you anything, and you would be able
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-Happy Thanksgiving. -Is it — Well, not yet. -No, no. -Coming up. -No, today is Thanksgiving. -It is? -Yeah, today. Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving, man. Thanks for coming over. Thanks for coming over, man. -Did you make any food, or — -I have just liquids, just — -Yeah. -I just pureed some turkey and stuff — -Happy Thanksgiving. -Happy Thanksgiving. What are you doing for Thanksgiving? Anything cool? -Yeah, super cool stuff. [ Laughter ] -Yeah, man. -Hold on. Listen
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>>OH, SEXY. BABY, IT’S AN EROTIC BOOKSTORE.>>ANYTHING TO HELP OUR DUMB ASS DRY SPELL.>>WELCOME TO THE SCORCHED COURSE ET WHERE FANTASIES DELIGHT. >>WHAT MY FRIEND CAROL IS TRYING TO SAY IS LET US KNOW IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.>>WE’RE JUST BROWSING. DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING BY JACQUELIN LEVO? >>HAVE YOU READ THE RANCH HAND AND THE ROW? >>I HAVE NOT.>>OUR STOCK BOY SHOULD KNOW WHERE IT IS. JOHN GEORGE. >>YES.>>ASSIST ME AT ONCE. >>SURE. LET’S GET THAT BOOK. >>SHE’LL BE RIGHT
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♪♪♪ >>>TRUE TALES FROM THE SEA. FROM U.S. FIGHTER PILOT HARRISON BECKETT, 1944.>>MY PLANE WAS SHOT DOWN OVER THE PACIFIC. I FELL INTO THE SEA, AND SURRENDERED TO DEATH. YET I AWOKE ON THE SHORE OF A SMALL DESERTED ISLAND, ALL ALONE, OR SO I THOUGHT. HELLO? IS ANYONE THERE? >>NO ONE OF YOUR KIND. I AM TITACLES AND I RULE OVER THIS COVE. I SAVED YOU FROM A WATERY GRAVE AND THEREFORE I COMMAND YOU TO MARRY ONE OF
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