“Meet Achmed the Dead Terrorist” | Spark of Insanity | JEFF DUNHAM

– [Jeff] Good evening Achmed. – [Achmed] Good evening… infidel. – So you’re a terrorist. – Yes. I am a terrorist. – What kind of terrorist? – A terrifying… Terrorist. (crowd laughs) Are you scared? – Not really, no. (growls) – And now? – Not really, no. (screams) – How about now? – No. – Goddammit. (crowd laughs and applauds) Oh. Oh. I mean- Allah dammit. (crowd laughs) Silence! I kill you! (crowd laughs) – So, Achmed- – No, no.

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Rowan Atkinson is Doctor Who | Comic Relief

You are doomed, Doctor. Doomed! You are piloting your TARDIS into a deadly trap, and even you will not suspect until it’s far too late. You know if you’re going to spy on me, you really should turn the speaker off. What? Ho- my dear Doctor, after our many centuries of conflict, naturally I wished you to know that your certain death … is now … certain! But even you will never suspect that your destruction awaits you on planet

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Shinrin Yoku: The Art of Forest Bathing

– I feel like it’s gonna be a tough day for me. And it’s definitely like at the end of the day you get to a point where you’re like, “I’m exhausted right now,” and it all catches up to you a little bit. All right hold up, let’s rewind. (tape rewinding) We’re on our phones for calls, texting, games, and emails, our computers while at work, and our televisions when we get home. Where’s the balance, is it all

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