The Crayon Song Gets Ruined


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>>HEY KIDS! WELCOME BACK TO THE WONDERFUL
SHOW’S IMAGINARY FUN LEARNING EMPORIUM-PALOOZA
EXTRAVAGANZA HOUR, FOR KIDS!
บบ>>บบ HELLO KIDS. บ
บ I’M THE COLOR RED AND I บ บ BROUGHT MY FRIENDS TO บ
บ TEACH YOU ABOUT THEM. บ บ THEY’RE THE COLORS บ
บ OF ALL THE THINGS บ บ YOU SEE AND RED IS ME, บ
บ THE COLOR OF บ บ AWESOME THINGS LIKE: บ
บ HEARTS, AND ROSES, บ บ AND MARS, บ
บ BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY LOVE, บ บ LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE. บ
>>บ BLOOD, BLOOD, บ บ BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD. บ
>>HOORAY!>>บ HI. บ
บ I’M ORANGE LIKE บ บ MAC AND CHEESE. บ
บ LET’S NAME OTHER ORANGE บ บ THINGS NOW IF YOU PLEASE. บ
บ YOU GOT, บ บ PUMPKINS AND TIGERS, บ
บ AND THE DESERT SAND. บ>>บ PRESCRIPTION BOTTLES. บ
>>บ MONARCH BUTTERFLIES บ บ ARE YOUR ORANGE FRIENDS. บ
บ LA LA LA LA LA LA, CHEESE! บ>>บ PILLS! บ
>>HOORAY!>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>>WHAT I WAS BORN TO DO.>>บ AS YOU CAN บ
บ PROBABLY GUESS, บ บ YELLOW’S PRETTY FUN! บ
>>บ JAUNDICE! บ>>บ YOU CAN FIND IT ON A BUS บ
บ OR THE RAYS FROM THE SUN! บ>>บ JAUNDICE! บ
>>บ IF YOU ASK ME บ บ YELLOW’S NUMBER ONE- บ
>>บ LIVER FAILURE. บ>>บ IF YOU LIKE บ
บ YELLOW AND SOUR, บ บ THEN TRY A LEMON. บ
>>บ JAUNDICE! บ>>บ JAUNDICE! บ
>>DANG IT!>>บ I ONCE ATE A BUG THAT บ
บ WAS THE COLOR GREEN, บ บ BUT THE ER SAID IT บ
บ WAS A POISONOUS THING. บ บ SO THAT EXPLAINS WHY บ
บ I THREW UP GREEN AND บ บ INSIDE THAT GREEN THERE บ
บ WERE CHUNKS OF GREEN. บ บ I BET YOU WISH YOU HADN’T บ
บ LISTENED TO GREEN. บ>>HOORAY!
>>WHY DIDN’T YOU CHANGE THAT ONE?
>>I LIKE THAT VERSE.>>บ THE OCEAN IS A PLACE บ
บ WHERE MANY CREATURES LIVE. บ>>บ NIGHTMARES. บ
>>บ IT’S THE DEEP BLUE SEA- บ>>บ AND IT’LL KILL บ
บ YOU TO DEATH. บ>>บ AND IT’S MYSTERIOUS… บ
>>บ ESPECIALLY IF บ บ YOU ARE ON TITANIC. บ
บ SO LET THAT SINK IN. บ บ PUN INTENDED. บ
>>HOORAY!>>DON’T BLOW THIS FOR US MAN!
COME ON!>>บ PURPLE IS THE บ
บ COLOR OF MANY PRETTY บ บ THINGS FROM A LILAC- บ
>>[TASER BUZZ]>>[SCREAMS]
>>DUDE!>>[SCREAMS]
>>HOORAY!>>JEREMY!
>>บ I
GUESS IT’S MY TURN. บ บ THERE ARE BROWN บ
บ THINGS LIKE DIRT. บ บ I, UH, บ
บ CAN’T REMEMBER THE WORDS. บ บ PLEASE DON’T HURT… บ
บ ME. บ>>[TASER BUZZ]
>>[SCREAMS]>>HOORAY.
>>CAREFUL, CAREFUL!>>บ WHITE THINGS INCLUDE- บ
>>บ ALL BROKEN BONES. บ>>บ AND DOVES AND PAPER AND- บ
>>บ AND RABIES’ FOAM. บ>>บ THERE’S IVORY- บ
>>บ WORTH A LOT OF บ บ MONEY IF YOU WANT TO บ
บ BUY SOME THEN EMAIL ME. บ>>HOORAY!
HOORAY!>>I DON’T.
NO!>>YEAH.
>>บ BLACK IS THE บ บ COLOR OF EMPTINESS. บ
บ I FEEL IT IN MY บ บ SOUL CAUSE I’M AN บ
บ EMOTIONAL MESS. บ>>[SCREAMS]
>>[SCREAMS]>>TAKE CARE OF THE BODY!
SHOVE HIM UP A KID’S NOSE OR SOMETHING.
>>BACK TO NORMAL!>>[CHEERING]
>>บ I’M THE LAST CRAYON บ บ IN THE BOX YOU SEE AND บ
บ THE COLOR THAT THEY บ บ ASSIGNED TO ME IS THIS! บบ
JUST THINK ABOUT THAT FOR ONE MOMENT.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME.>>บบ HELLO KIDS, บ
บ I’M THE COLOR GREEN. บ บ JUST CLICK THE RED บ
บ BUTTON TO SUBSCRIBE บ บ TO ME LIKE THE VIDEO บ
บ AND COMMENT BELOW. บ บ WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
บ DO YOUR INSIDES GLOW บ บ FROM RADIOACTIVE FOOD? บ
I ATE A SHINY ROCK. HOORAY!

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