The Expert: Progress Meeting (Short Comedy Sketch)


So I’m happy to report we have succeeded in rerouting our flagships. Way ahead of schedule, yet again. This has allowed us to improve our USPs by 90%. That’s 9 out of every 10! Excellent, thank you Samuel. Timothy, what’s the status with the Linear Solutions? Could you give us the latest on the Square project? The Linear Solutions department has yet again functioned at full capacity. And we have fulfilled a 114% of this month’s objectives. You can read the handouts for a detailed account, but in short, as I reported last week, we’ve decided to use the right angle for the Square project. Now, there’s still some debate as to how big a right angle is, so we’re testing currently at 90, 97, 100 and 101 degrees. As agreed, I’ve ensured Anderson crosschecks the design removing any left angles and doesn’t use them in future. Overall, we have very good progress with the design. Are we on track with the schedule? When are we required to start delivering? I’m happy to report that we are ready to start first deliveries tomorrow which is way ahead of the requested delivery schedule. We’ve only just finished system testing the prototype and are only halfway through performance testing. We haven’t even released an alpha version, yet! As I said earlier, we’ve had very good progress with the design. Yes, we’ve had very good progress; but I’d say the design of the product is only 75% complete. Well exactly! That’s 3 out of every 4 so we’re ready to start shipping tomorrow. What? It… It doesn’t work like that! We’ll produce, say, 4 units, but only ship the first 3! Then when you’re finally a 100% complete with the design — — we can then ship the 4th. Excellent work Timothy, you can proceed with the production! Anderson, send me, please, a revised delivery schedule, so I can share it with the client. Well, thank you everyone, this was very productive. Yet again! FINAL DELIVERY SCHEDULE REVISED DELIVERY SCHEDULE

100 comments

  • Lauris Beinerts

    Check out the previous episodes of The Expert: Square Project!
    http://bit.ly/SquareProjectEp1
    http://bit.ly/SquareProjectEp2
    Have you seen the original video? Watch The Expert: http://bit.ly/TheExpertSketch

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  • Michael C. Main

    Oh god! I’ve lived this.

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  • Bäke Aman

    😂

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  • Mateusz Chmielewski

    Fuck you !!!

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  • Steven Reid

    Anderson is my spirit animal.

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  • Samuel

    Yet again

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  • Jan Nezbeda

    EA games…

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  • Andrei Koto

    damn I can relate to that.

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  • Greggory Tame

    Thank you, mr Freeman for sending me here

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  • NLTops

    Get blamed for non-existent problems whilst being ignored when pointing out existent problems. Realism 1000%.
    These videos make me cry whilst rocking back and forth and laugh like a lunatic at the same time.
    It is a good thing the Andersons of the world don't resort to violence whilst they're still sane. Wait, is it a good thing?…

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  • floooooooooooooooood

    So all those papers he has are from what he printed out in the last video, and nobody even so much as glances at them? All that misery for absolutely nothing.

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  • Doni Bathuu

    This is what happens in EA's office for every game release

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  • Drowning Narcissist

    Thank God for Asians, we'd be fucked without smartphones.

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  • Ryan Milton

    I am this guy

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  • 池昌言

    Thanks for every comments here, you saved me from dying from feeling too lonely after watching each episode.
    It's really painful to watch this series.

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  • Patrik

    This channel needs more action.

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  • q6rmmm

    امير المصري وانا اقول شفتك فين قبل كده
    ماشاءالله حلو

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  • Frank Looman

    I want to stab Timothy in the face

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  • Michael Tull

    Nearly a million subscribers, and no new content for over a year? Why are you wasting that opportunity?

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  • Alter Schwede

    In real life this is what happens every time, the idiots rule.

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  • rng8891

    This just reminds me why I shouldn't try to get a Concealed Carry Permit……………………………. 😮

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  • altrogeruvah

    Well that's one way to drive a person to insanity, sure.

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  • Alinutz Alin

    I would literally quit that company.

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  • alanjr96

    He writes revised delivery plan btw

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  • MrArtisticjay

    The real comedy is the director laughing at the viewers pain because we relate.

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  • Dave Stewart

    Fuck me – I think I've had the same meeting in the same WeWork

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  • Kyle Mecca

    This is partially why I switched from engineering to sales.

    One time I got called into a big meeting with the CEO and he asked, "How many mg can our pump hold?"

    "Well… it depends on the concentration sir."

    "AGH! That's exactly what Brian said. Why won't you just tell me how many milligrams are in our pump?"

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  • Ms. Ilyasova

    i would kill him… )))

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  • Баке Бакеев

    Ақ көңіл жігіт екен.

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  • Alpha Red

    I need to watch fuzzy bunny videos after this

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  • Alpha Red

    Why did the meeting have 20 people and one person doing the work?

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  • Leotique

    This is one of the best Sketch ever, maybe also because he's relatable with nowadays world with all the technology we have.

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  • Rahul Roy

    This is like ever software release schedule meetings ever , until AI takes over I predict this kind of meetings will continue.

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  • hellshan

    Please confirm Azerbaijani translation for this video as well

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  • Олеся Грозная

    feels like I just have visited my work

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  • Sergius Master

    Hope, all managers will study these videos instead of different courses and trainings for managers. Because, I'm really tired to be Mr. Anderson!

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  • Psychotic Gaming

    The people who disliked are tree huggers

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  • 한훈

    왜이렇게 재밌냐 이거 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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  • GUNSjk

    So like, is he going to shoot up the office in the final episode?

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  • Porter

    This is the last episode because after it he was fired and replaced by the CEO's pet dog

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  • RODLON

    I can only see a single thing that is wrong: No meeting last only two minutes!

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  • ebangsund

    This is the new Dilbert. Keep them coming.

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  • Martin Simard

    Timothy, I would bash your fuckin head in 😀

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  • lust4music x

    That poor guy must be so pissed working in that environment

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  • End of Pixel

    If I see one more atkins ad I will straight up cap the next guy who brings it up to me. Whether eight years down the line or even today. It does not matter that I dont own a gun. I will stab him to death with finger guns if I must. Shut the fuck up I dont care.

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  • Xylarxcode

    Andersons never do well in an office setting. Just ask Neo.

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  • Bhaskara Kumar

    Hi Lauris! Awesome Thinking!! Eagerly waiting for your next project!! 🙂 May i know when we can expect 🙂

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  • Absieee

    Not to be racist or anything but I wonder if the expert was deliberately made to be Asian?

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  • Kar Jeezus

    Actual footage of Bethesda meeting.

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  • vectorm4

    Anderson continually gets abused.

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  • Helleuw123

    we need more the expert:)

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  • its private

    90% is 9 out of 10! I mean thsts just basic math!

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  • fatweeb

    They need to leverage the power of team diversity to achieve synergy, allowing them to architect a robust blue ocean strategy.

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  • virgil bil

    It's actually the best Comedy about Experts on projects.

    Actually, it fit really good for alls who get some real moments like that.

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  • robert samuel

    The point of this show is that we are all Andersons in the field we excel in and at the same time we are also the rest of the group in alllll the other things that we simply do not give a shit about.

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  • Valentin

    After working at DXC for the last year, I cringe how accurate this is – only instead of 75% done, it's 20%.

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  • WhileTrueThenDream

    hahhha. I love the video! deja vu!

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  • Super_10

    This guy doesn't get paid enough to work there

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  • tony thong

    Please, just please, could you make a sequel where Anderson gets to punch them all in the face?

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  • eimskidoo

    EA

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  • Vladimir Medvedev

    Ori the great actor!!!

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  • theocritos1st

    Please, no more, I can't bear anymore the pain how accurate this is

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  • BZ Ent

    That Asian guy should just speak up.

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  • BZ Ent

    As a computer programmer, I have been in situations exactly like this one ..

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  • Brandan Stobbs

    What did he write at the end?

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  • Chandan Sharma

    the real comedy is is real life project meetings.🤣🤣

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  • Yofadhli Ahmed Kahirawan

    this is great

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  • Jean Le Guique

    If you put the square project in perspective, any of the listed angle would suit. Problem solved.

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  • Nick Latino

    That poor "Expert", surrounded by many retards

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  • Nick Latino

    I also feel this is the way the real world works, most people are mindless, and there's relatively few real workers doing real work

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  • Bruno Ulivi

    How I imagine EA game related meetings go.

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  • Nathan L

    Love the videos! When is the next video release?

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  • Stefan Jovanic

    I'm getting anxiety attacks from watching this. It all started with Alternative math video. :((

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  • Kenny Lala

    This is how it feels like to be Asian

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  • Wanca Madden

    Its not comedy
    Poor anderson
    Its just bully

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  • DentargPL

    Every project meeting I've been to …

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  • A Lou

    I imagine this is what an EA meeting looks like before every game launch.

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  • Zubair M

    This video looks very descent compare to real-time IT company meeting.

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  • Lowfn

    What a horrifying world this poor man lives in

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  • Kokkiragadda Ravindranath

    I expect more in the second progress meeting…

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  • Alexandr Leontovich

    Why am I always that Asian guy at each job? ….

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  • Thi Tran

    Any.Developer.Story

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  • Oguz Yardımcı

    I feel you Anderson, I feel you bro!

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  • Adorenu アドレーヌ

    Please make more

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  • S. Mac

    Is this the official training video for executive corporate meetings?

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  • L M

    This is also how video games are developed today.

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  • Arunava Sarkar

    How Feminists Think ^^

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  • GAURAV

    Why there is always a Timothy in every office? And when u speak reality u r the pessimistic one.

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  • GAURAV

    I think it is inspired by pentago wars

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  • jayaveeran

    Sounds like my Monday morning calls.

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  • Jubair Siddeeque

    Your channel has such a high quality content. I think you are professionals using YouTube just to showcase your talent for some higher objectives.
    Anyway, we get to enjoy these for a very little cost. I am sorry your channel has lower subscriptions and lesser views. Please post more

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  • Andy Sedgley

    Now this is completely "just don't bother, you picked the wrong career, sorry".

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  • Karl Gerber

    Here's my expert witness comedy sketch. It involves waterproofing made from recycled condoms: https://youtu.be/R62lquH94uU

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  • U.V. S.

    Very well done. A paragon of a progress meeting. We actually train our middle management using your videos in order to streamline our projects. The turnout has increased by 132 percent during the last quarter.

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  • escapadeq

    I was expecting the giant pile of papers to be a flipbook. The guy wanted a video added to the printouts, and Anderson always figures out a way.

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  • TheDarkKnight

    I would punch timonthy.

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  • Sergius Master

    Run, Mr. Anderson, run!

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  • M. .M

    How is he still working for this company!!!

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  • Imran Ward

    I would be so suicidal

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  • ElGroggy

    I love when I heard a manager said, we will hire 2 or 3 more person therefore we can finish the project earlier…

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