The IT Department


HI, COULD YOU SEND IT UP HERE
PLEASE. OKAY, THANK YOU.>>HELLO.>>WHO ARE YOU?>>YOU CALLED FOR ME.>>NO, MY SERVER IS DOWN, I
CALLED FOR IT.>>James: I SEE THE PROBLEM,
YOU CALLED THE IT DEPARTMENT AND I’M “IT.”>>A MIXUP, IT’S NOT YOUR FALL,
IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.>>CAN YOU FIX MY COMPUTER
THOUGH?>>James: NO. I CAN SCARE YOU.>>
>>James: I COULD TAKE A LOOK AT T I ACTUALLY HAVE ONE OF
THESE AT HOME, IT’S NOT MINE, IT’S MY WIFE, MY WIFE. HAVE YOU TRIED REBOOTING THE
SYSTEM?>>NO, I HAVE NOT, ACTUALLY.>>James: TRY AND REBOOT THE
SYSTEM.>>I WILL GRAB MY PASSWORD
BOARD REAL QUICK. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM.>>I’M HELPING YOU LOOK FOR YOUR
PASSWORD.>>OH MY GOD, STOP SCARING ME.>>I’M NOT TRYING TO SCARE YOU,
I WAS UNDER THE DESK. IT WAS EASY TO COME UP FROM THIS
SIDE.>>THEN WHAT’S WITH THE BA LAN.>>IT WAS UNDER THERE, I THOUGHT
IT MIGHT BE BROCKING THE WI-FI SIGNAL.>>I WOULDN’T– I WOULDN’T, IF I
WAS YOU. I WOULD– .>>I HAVE A MEETING IN 20
MINUTES.>>OH COME ON, EVERYONE KNOWS
YOU DON’T POP A MURDEROUS’ CLOWNS BALLOON, THAT IS ON YOU.>>CAN I BR ROW YOUR STAPLER.>>HEY, PENNY.>>HEY, SCARY MARY, HOW ARE YOU
DOING.>>ANOTHER IT MISTAKE AGAIN.>>WELCOME TO MY LIFE, RIGHT? DID HE POP THE BALLOON.>>BIG TIME.>>EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DON’T POP
THE SCARY CLOWN BALLOON, WHAT IS THIS AMATEUR HOUR?>>YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON’T NEED
THIS, OKAY? YOU CAN GO, I’M CALLING ACTUAL
IT NOW. HI, CAN YOU SEND IT UP THERE,
THAT IS I PERIOD T PERIOD. AS IN– I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT
STANDS FOR.>>INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.>>INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY. NO MONL MONSTERS, OKAY.>>WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?>>HONESTLY, AT THIS POINT I’M
JUST KIND OF HE MOTIONALLY INVESTED IN GETTING YOUR
COMPUTER FIXED. I CALLED IT, I SWEAR.>>I AM THE IT DEPARTMENT.>>ARE YOU FREDDIE KRUEGER.>>I KNOW, BUT I’M TRYING TO
TURN OVER A NEW LEAF, I WENT TO NIGHT SCHOOL AND GOT A DEGREE IN
COMPUTER SCIENCES.>>OKAY, CAN YOU FIX THIS THEN?>>YEAH, NO PROBLEM. LET’S SEE. I SEE, IT’S IN SLEEP MODE. BAD NEWS FOR ME. I’M JUST JOKING. LET’S TRY THIS. THAT SHOULD DO IT. IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER PROBLEMS,
CALL ME ON MY CELL.>>YOU WANT TO GRAB SOME LUNCH.>>James: SURE, YEAH, I
HAVEN’T EATEN SINCE I HAD THOSE FOUR KIDS FOR BREAKFAST. I’M KIDDING, GRANOLA.

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