The Sketch Of Stormy Daniels’ Perpetrator Looks Very Familiar


WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
“THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. HAPPY COMEY DAY, EVERYBODY. MERE MOMENTS FROM NOW, ONE
COMMERCIAL BREEK FROM NOW, I’M GOING TO BE SITTING DOWN OVER
THERE WITH FORMER F.B.I. DIRECTOR JAMES COMEY AND I’M
GOING TO ASK HIM ALL THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS. IS THERE A PEE PEE TAPE? DOES HE BELIEVE HIS FIRING IS
OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE? CAN YOU GET THAT THING OFF THE
TOP SHELF FOR ME? ( LAUGHTER )
NOW IT’S THE PEE PEE TAPE. CAN YOU GET IT OFF THERE? NOW HIS BOOK IS ABOUT
MAINTAINING HIGH ETHICAL STANDARDS IN PUBLIC OFFICE,
WHICH BRINGS US TO TONIGHT’S “STORMY WATCH.” ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ ♪ ♪>>TRUMP ASKED TO LOOK AT ALL
THE EVIDENCE SEIZED FROM COHEN’S OFFICE BEFORE THE GOVERNMENT HAD
A CHANCE TO, AND THE JUDGE SAID– AND I QUOTE– NO. BUT SHE IS CONSIDERING TURNING
THE EVIDENCE OVER TO WHAT IS CALLED A “SPECIAL MASTER. ALSO WHAT TRUMP CALLED STORMY
DANIELS WHILE SHE WAS SPANKING HIM WITH THAT MAGAZINE. ALLEGEDLY, WE DON’T KNOW. AND TRUMP’S GOT TO BE CONCERNED
ABOUT WHAT THE FEDS ARE GOING TO FIND. IN FACT, “THE GUYS THAT KNOW
TRUMP BEST ARE THE MOST WORRIED. PEOPLE ARE VERY, VERY WORRIED. BECAUSE IT’S MICHAEL ‘EFFING’
COHEN. WHO KNOWS WHAT HE’S DONE?”
BESIDES KEEPING THE PUBLIC FROM FINDING OUT WHO TRUMP’S BEEN
EFFING? ( LAUGHTER )
AND, FOR THE RECORD, THAT STANDS FOR “FRIENDING.” AS IN, “ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR
FRIENDING MIND?” ( LAUGHTER )
NOW, COHEN IS INTO ALL SORTS OF SHADY DEALINGS. SHADY DEALINGS, BY THE WAY, THE
NEXT PORN STAR. SOURCES SAY– I HEARD,
ALLEGEDLY. ( LAUGHTER )
SOURCES SAY, “PEOPLE AT THE TRUMP ORGANIZATION DON’T EVEN
REALLY KNOW EVERYTHING COHEN DOES. IT’S ALL SIDE DEALS AND
OFF-THE-BOOKS STUFF. TRUMP DOESN’T EVEN FULLY KNOW.” “WAIT. WHO DID I HAVE SEX WITH? REALLY? BUT I’M MARRIED.” ( LAUGHTER )
NOW, THINGS MIGHT HAVE GONE BETTER IF COHEN WAS MORE FOCUSED
ON HIS CASE. IT TURNS OUT, COHEN WAS
PREOCCUPIED WITH THE COURTROOM SKETCH ARTISTS. HE ASKED TO SEE THE DRAWINGS
THEY MADE OF HIM, SAYING “I’M BETTER LOOKING.” ( LAUGHTER )
ARE YOU SURE THAT SHOULD BE YOUR PRIORITY RIGHT NOW? IT’S LIKE YOU’RE ABOUT TO BE
HANGED, AND YOU SAY, “HOLD ON. DOES THIS ROPE MAKE MY NECK
LOOK FAT?” BUT, TELL YOU WHAT, LET US BE
THE JUDGE. BUT LET ME BE THE JUDGE. JIM, CAN YOU PUT UP THAT
COURTROOM SKETCH? THAT’S HIM IN THE MIDDLE. NOT GREAT. BUT YOU KNOW WHO REALLY SHOULD
HAVE COMPLAINED? THOSE WATER BOTTLES. ( LAUGHTER )
THERE WAS ALSO AN APPEARANCE FROM PORN STAR AND MAJOR
HISTORICAL FIGURE, STORMY DANIELS. OF COURSE, ONE OF THE MOST
DISTURBING ELEMENTS OF HER STORY IS BEING THREATENED IN FRONT OF
HER DAUGHTER BY A MAN SHE BELIEVES WAS LINKED TO TRUMP AND
COHEN. SO SHE SAT DOWN WITH A FORENSIC
SKETCH ARTIST, AND TODAY SHE RELEASED THE COMPOSITE DRAWING. THERE HE IS, THE MAN WHO
THREATENED HER, THE LOVE CHILD OF WILLEM DAFOE, TOM BRADY, AND
BON JOVI. ( LAUGHTER )
AND– I THINK I HEARD– IS THIS TRUE? WE HAVE A VIDEO OF HIS LAST
KNOWN WHEREABOUTS. ♪ ♪ ♪
AND– SORRY, SORRY. I WAS BACK– I WAS BACK IN THE
80s. I WAS BACK IN IT.>>Jon: I LIKE THAT!>>Stephen: THAT WAS MY SCENE. AND IF BEING A GOON DOESN’T WORK
OUT, HE COULD BECOME A MODEL FOR ABERCROMBIE & FITCH. IN FACT, I THINK I SAW HIM IN
ONE OF THEIR CATALOGS. JIM, PAN UP. AH-HA!

100 comments

  • Joey Collins

    I mean… Some of the co stars of stormy daniel might be a little proud, "I was inside the presidents mistress on camera"

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  • stanley kowalski

    when a porn star has more credibility than the President of USA, its time to impeach. YOU ARE FIRED lying orange bitch

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  • bill gorrell

    It's "tilt up" not "pan up" dammit! You pan right and left and you tilt up and down. You can also track right or left, arc right or left, and pedestal up and down. I learned that terminology in college and, later used it for a year as a poorly paid studio camera operator at a local ABC affiliate station.

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  • newgeorge

    Why does he always have to say at the beginning "I am your host Stephen Colbert" and then pause for the applause? I wonder if some guy holds up an "applaud now" card when he does that. It makes him seem so . . . . insecure. ("Please love me people!")
    We know your name by now David!"

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  • Duncan Crossley

    Stephen Colbert….the world would be far duller without you! Keep on rockin' in the Free World!

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  • twinodoom

    Trump not knowing what Cohen might have done seems to check out with Trump’s own quotes.

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  • Tycho Azrephet

    "I'm better looking." Yeah Cohen, sure you are, but I'll tell you something for free. You'll look even better in the jumpsuits they have in federal prison.

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  • Mark Dichter

    That's a sketch of David Dennison.

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  • Thiago Vazquez

    express appreciate design import flat religious spot format

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  • hawk eye

    Btw I'm here for shits and laughs lol

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  • Jackie P

    This was very funny

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  • Luis Martin

    Lack outside daily kybslk commercial address overall get electrical closet square

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  • casey leedham

    isnt that SCARAMUCCI??

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  • mistermiserxx

    Why are his hands always in his pockets?

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  • Tiger Growl

    Jesus Christ = Eternal Life

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  • george lettice

    What Stormy Daniels went thought is no joke, you are a sick individual who has no idea how scared women feel at times like this….shocking

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  • Tom Dockery

    Why won't the Jews let us bet on sports?

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  • Papaben

    A-Ha! very funny!

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  • Brock Samson

    The sketch looks a bit like Brett Favre, too, allegedly.

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  • Debra Cruz

    The sketch kind of looks like Saramucci!!

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  • jack handy

    Libdonkey puppet. I am amazed how bad late night tv is these days. Letterman must laugh at how BS politics and idiots have ruined it.I miss the days where it was just funny without an agenda.

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  • jake michael

    doesn't he mean Krista now!

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  • Evil Mountain714

    2:00 He missed a great opportunity for a Russia joke right here

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  • waltonsimons12

    I lost it when "Take On Me" came on.

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  • Blue Steel

    The sketch looks exactly like Adrian Grenier from Entourage. Surprised none of the late night hosts have made that connection yet.

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  • MyChilepepper

    Lol porn in Chief. The very best.

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  • Frivolity

    What's the song's name @ 03:50 ?

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  • Madison Heights

    The guy in the sketch looks like a guy who was in the movie “divorcees” with her.

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  • Peter S

    Vladimir Putin is a Russian Dictator
    Donald Trump is a Russian Dicktaster
    🧀🧀🧀 Ban pre-shredded cheese! 🧀🧀🧀 Make America Grate Again! 🧀🧀🧀
    MAGA = Michael Avenatti Great Attorney

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  • Reg Munday

    Check out guy on the left in this photo and compare with 3.39 point in video. http://eng.the-liberty.com/2016/6543/

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  • DanLor DanLor

    Lol… Simply the best…!!!

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  • stardude2006

    LMAO !!!!!!

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  • Arthur Watts

    Surely someone can find the Russian hookers and offer them enough money to dish the dirt on 'that night' ? We're not talking FSB operators here – or ARE we ? 😉

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  • Natalie Ferrer

    Show crazy stormy Daniels must be the stupidest ho in the world. She gets a sketch done that looks exactly like husband!!! LOL

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  • Maliceah

    Sometimes his Trump impressions sound like Reagan.

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  • Samantha Pray

    I luvs you Stephen Cobert!

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  • Mathy Don

    Jon Batiste’s 70s style porno music is genius. Please make an extended version

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  • Harley Mason

    question box merely in past margin anyway tour description department.

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  • Jon R

    This is like watching a hollow John Oliver.

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  • Nxgrodomus

    Damn the are never gonna catch him if he’s in that newspaper 😂

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  • Andy Betchgerald

    What is Willem Dafoe doing threatening pornstars on Trump's behalf?

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  • Adam Stark

    Breaking News: Russia just bombed President Trump's personal library. All 3 books were completely destroyed and… in a tragic twist…

    …He hadn't even finished coloring them 🙂

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  • Rk Ding

    Nine out of 10 Street Walkers Agree…..
    Trump is morally unfit!

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  • La Bruja

    Jimmy Dore said he once had a lot of respect for you and the great work you did. I wish I was familiar with that side of you because they say you were a brave man who told the American people the truth no matter what. Sorry to hear that you lost your way, but I understand 10,000 a day can silence some of the loudest consciences. Good luck to you Mr Colbert. Hopefully I'll live to see you return to the light.

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  • Simon M

    Comey is in it for the money :,D

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  • Yashaswi Singh Bhadauria

    This man's views are incredible.

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  • Maryanne

    Have you been watching John Oliver Stephen?

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  • David Labay

    Yes…it's Gary Johnston from Team America. Lisa: Promise me you'll never die.
    Gary Johnston: You know I can't promise that.
    Lisa: If you did that, I would make love to you right now.
    Gary Johnston: [blank and insincere] I Promise, I Will Never Die.

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  • mondobeyondo

    its Kato" Kaelin !!!

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  • Steven Harkness

    Copy Pasta… 4:17 another "major historical figure"

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  • Auriam

    3:31 So… Stormy was threatened by Han Solo? Or was it Mal from Firefly?

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  • kappersjohn

    Man your f***king idiot!!!!!!;

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  • JAMES WORTHINGTON

    Trump wants to see the evidneve and decide what's necessary and what isn't I mean nothing wrong or akety about that

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  • Yugan Dali

    I think the sketch kind of looks like Michael Cohen.

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  • vibradiant

    When the sketch was released, the terms "love child" and "Willem Dafoe" both came to mind, and though while I initially thought "and Chris Pine", the Bon Jovi thing really jumps out now that it was mentioned.

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  • Beeble Brox

    "The Threatener", for all his crazy, ragey, and violent misplaced loyalty, is a rather attractive fellow. Too bad he didn't think to become a model. HOWEVER: given how ugly and violent he is on the inside, his existence should give homely nice guys every where a greater sense of confidence because THEY are ultimately far more attractive men than The Threatened 😀💞🙋

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  • Michael Gfroerer

    So much for American dignity!

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  • David DeLaney

    With regards to "does this rope make my neck look fat?", I … know a song about that:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETauFk3O30k

    –Dave, barbershop has many odd corners

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  • futurestoryteller

    I like to think Trump saw this and said "Wait! Shady Dealings! Who's Shady Dealings – I slept with her? – Go find her – I don't even remember her – go find her, shut her up!"

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  • Jamie Reid

    She's just a whore lol

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  • J.R. Caldoon

    Seriously dying at the "last known whereabouts" bit. <3

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  • Matt Craig Music

    Since when was it ok for a late night comedian to turn into a propaganda machine? Unbelievable.

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  • Busta Busta

    Major historical figure really she’s not the first hoe to fuck a president I guess y’all forgot about Marylyn monhoe

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  • Hans Gruber

    Yawn. As soon as Stormy Daniels sucks off Trump in the Oval Office, wake me up…

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  • Convict Prepper

    It's too bad that most people don't know that Colbert is an Intel agent pushing propaganda

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  • Jr tortellini

    Coney should be locked up

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  • hugemagoo

    Love watching the left go insane. Wasn't he about to be impeached over collusion? Lmfao. Now they're making fun of him.for banging a big titty slut.watch him win in 2020. Lmfao

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  • Tom Hubert

    I'm pretty sure that's Dexter Morgan.

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  • Sally Bowles

    lol happy Comey day

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  • Ryan DeGrave

    Dude, that sketch is Kato Kaelin

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  • Nova Caldera

    Dead lol!

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  • matt thomas

    why is no one asking who or what he "fixed" for hannity!!!

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  • Lamijaification

    3:30 the live child

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  • James

    PEE PEE TAPEEEEEE! LMAO

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  • Kingsley Leung

    i like how colbert ended the segment with "a-ha" too

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  • Erwin Derfox

    Stephen Colbert for President! #COLBERT2020🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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  • thelostpiranha

    OMG it’s Lord Farquaad

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  • Syogren

    The nicknames y'all are giving these people are getting better and better. Keep it up!

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  • Cary Revels

    Now the liberals love comey? Wait until they indict him. Will you love him still when he throws clinton under the bus? We will see…

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  • Evil Deku

    He looks like Mark from the Room.

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  • Teri Starr

    I bought his book and I'm reading it simply for the nostalgia of experiencing what it was like to have ethics be the most valued quality in government officials. You know, back when it was kind of assumed public service was the desire of ethical people?

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  • Lord Protector of the Vale

    I believe the guy in the sketch artist is john miller.

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  • Quentin Thwaites

    maybe we can replace the remaining confederate statues with ones of Stormy Daniels

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  • ericc7111

    wasn't the mueller investigation supposed to be about collusion?

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  • ericc7111

    when did liberals become the pearl clutching, keep your knees together puritans?

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  • Troll Em' All

    An american pornstar gets interviewed in the US and infront of her are tons of microphones from TV stations and networks from all over the world. What has this world come to?

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  • Anin Lashkar

    1:03, Puts away imaginary flute.

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  • X Y

    Trump doesn't even fully know…….. ya don't say.

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  • T. Gong

    Cohen is going to be rich off this case. He's going to extort his boss to keep quiet

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  • subliminal

    The mystery stormy winters is…trumps love child or the guy who delivers his Kentucky chicks.

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  • DR Ir M

    How does Trump know that that is not the thug? Trump knows it was a con job as it takes one to know one…
    I wonder if he has any resemblance to Eric?

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  • Dare Jones

    Are you out of your "friending" mind!!

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  • Christopher Hanley

    Slight problem: the sketch looks EXACTLY like Daniels' current biker boyfriend. Check and see.

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  • Robyn Ryan

    It kind of looks like "The Mooch" with a wig on, but I don't have my glasses on so I might be imagining it

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  • Sergio Eliot Rodriguez

    Can someone name the background song for introducing stormy watch?

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  • M P

    Does Colbert suffer from a bad case of OCD, having to put imaginary things aside all the time?

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  • sumljivi

    Was that Storm'y big bust in Ohio?

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  • Uaine Diabhal

    Stephen, we miss you

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  • Laurie St. Louis

    Like screwing water?

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  • Laurie St. Louis

    Throughing a weaner down a hallway

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